ITT: Wrestlers who were the full package

>>1844597
but he has bad mic skills

Kurt was a piss poor politician and had more screwws loose than the average wrestler

>>1844602
18+

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHBrLG9gYzE

>>1844602

YOU SEE ANON

>>1844611
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS

>>1844615
DAVE MELTZER SAID I WAS THE BIGGEST DRAW OF THE 00s

>>1844608
This was the WM main event best storyline wwe has ever done.

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Surprisingly, pic related outdid Cena in merch a couple of times circa 2008 - 2009.

>>1844767
BROTHER DUDE JACK NERO

>>1844594
>5'10

Nope.

>>1844618
AND QUITE FRANKLY

>>1844767

He said full package.

Jeff has always been one of the worst promos in the entire industry. and his in-ring ability is the definition of average.

>>1844594
> cuck
> manlet
> comedy wrestler

Lol pls

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>>1844801

>>1844605

Didn't Jeff Jarret of all people steal his wife, too?

>>1844823
unironically this

>>1844855
he couldn't cut a good promo for a million dollars

>>1844871
huh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDmbJUCaE2c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4jpKdmbVHE

>>1844827

Spot monkey confirmed

>>1844828
that's just not true

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>>1844858
>watching kickboxer vengeance
>he war a bigger draw than JCVD

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LE PEEP MAN

>>1844911
Fuck yeah

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>>1844594

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>sexy
>top tier music taste
>tall
>best wrestler
>amazing on the mic
>carried the shield on his back

>>1844597
Hi Hunter!

>>1844799
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOURE DEALING WITH

>>1844838

This.

>Best Trash Talker
>Put wrestlers over when needed
>Makes the company look good by being successful and liked outside of it
>10/10 Wrestlemania Matches
>knows how to excite the crowd
>GOAT moveset
>Isn't a vanilla flippy faggot

Doesn't play backstage politics like Hogan, HBK did

Doesn't walk out of the company when he doesn't get what he wants like Stone Cold or CM Punk

Knows how to play a face and a heel, unlike John Cena

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>>1844883
Adding to that

>>1844939

Cena was a good heel tho.

>>1844939
>12 year old does not remember Cena being a great antagonist to Brock.
>Does not remember the great Brian 'Spanky' Kendrick rap battle.
>Does not remember him calling his finisher the FU as a diss/parody of Bork.

Hate Cena all you want but he was a great heel back in the day.

>>1844894
Oh it's true. It's damn true.

>>1844931
Seth is pretty boring on the mic and his in ring skills are overrated.

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>Drew several dimes
>Most over wrestler in TNA (I know it's only TNA but he was definitely the biggest draw for the promotion
>Could wrestle mid-card and put guys over
>Could wrestle main even and up 5 stat matches on, like with Booker T at Bash at the Beach
>Exposed Hogan
Truly the GOAT

>>1844608
wow. when you cut down all those 20 minutes+ promos you can actually make a cool promo package.

>>1844767
could and probably should have easily headlined a WM
too bad he was a druggy

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>>1844594
>Can brawl, grapple and do more agile moves
>Good mic skills
>GOAT seller, worked everyone into thinking he had a broken jaw
>Has presence, looks strongfat instead of fatfat like Owens

>>1844938
BUT NEXT WEEK ON RAW, YOU'RE GOING TO GET AN IDEA, A TASTE

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>>1845344
Damn thats a big guy

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>>1845075
This is why a Cena heel turn has merit, he's got better banter when he's a heel (like most guys) and could elevate faces even moreso like heel Hogan did.
But pajeets and kids couldn't handle a turn like that.

>>1844883
Styles is utter shit on the mic compared to actual top guys in the past.

He's currently one of the best however and that says alot about the state of the company.

>>1845367
Compared to the likes of Austin I guess he is shit on the mic but I would say he's relativley entertaining. He's usually quite fun unlike Seth who usually gets praised for his mic skills when he's usually very boring and just moans.

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>>1844594
the best ever

>>1845381
hi hunter!

>>1845344
This is why I can't understand why Kevin Owens is the champ of RAW and Joe is stuck in NXT...

>>1844823
Total Package > Full Package

>>1844608
Evolution and the fallout of Evolution has to be my favorite story line ever.

>>1844594
His 04-06 run in WWE was great

>>1844601
I liked him, but goddamn he needed a fucking above lower-midcard push.

He was the most consistently "meh" wrestler when you look over his career, so much wasted potential

>>1845323

NEVER

>>1846666
>fcuking quads
But still smarkfag,

G
T
F
O

>>1846365
DREW

>>1844911

>nicknamed captain charisma
>was a charisma vacuum

what did he mean by this

>>1846803
A

>>1844931
Hi Carter!>>1844931

>>1846806
SWORD

>>1845344
Seriously, if Owens dropped the neck beard, and got a better hair style, and ditched the vest he would look intimidating too.

>>1846312
Same here. Even though I knew Batista would win, I just wanted to see Triple H get what was coming to him

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>ctrl+f
>Lex
>1 result

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>>1845323

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>>1846812

>>1845323
Fuck off, Jeff.

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Is this board not 18+ anymore?

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>>1844594

>great on the mic
>great in the ring
>great outside the ring

>>1851948

Best non-obvious answer in the thread desu

DDP's WWE run still makes me sad, thinking back

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>>1845323

>>1846360
Did you not watch him in ECW? He was its top heel for years.

>>1852051

This. ECW Raven was fantastic and just another example that proved WCW had no idea how to handle talent at all.

>>1847028
not with his face

>>1844594
I heard Scorpio and Virgil have full packages

>>1846812
my dude

>>1852057
WWF didn't really do much with him either.

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Based ECW Douglas

>>1852143
>le shoot on flair man

>>1852146
His promo style was good enough for Cena to ripoff.

>>1852143
He was shit and bombed every time he was called up to WWF or the WCW

>>1852163
He was the full package in ecw, but I agree in the big leagues he did not fully deliver. Rumor has it that Vince was super high on him for the Dean Douglas gimmick but it never went far.
As a young kid watching ecw though, I remember thinking THAT was a legit champ. Him and Funk at the time.

>>1852163
He was too broken-down by the time he made it to WCW.

>his WWF run

Let's not even go there.

>>1845381
....hes kinda cute with a beard

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you people disgust me

>>1852563

retired 1000 times, never drew a dime

>>1852565
>got ECW a PPV deal

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>>1852563

it says full package, not the undisputed greatest of all time forever forever forever.

>>1852565
he, sabu, and foley built multiple companies including ECW and CZW

>>1852574
since you're on and have a good grasp of wrestling I'm going to share with you the vid I m watching now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFI3gG_POCk

mick calling his own match with funk

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Only real answer

>>1844594
Terrific wrestler, but was and is a massive dweeb on the mic. Not the full package.

>>1844931
>injures anyone he wrestles with

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>>1852585

Yeah ive seen that a few times. Ive got that whole show and a shit ton of Terry Funk Japan stuff on my hard drive, literally all of his FMW matches and a best of Terry Funk AJPW.

He's literally my idol and hero in life, his book is my favorite book.

>>1852581

>czw

huh?

>>1852604
outlaw garbage wrestling promotion, in case you're serious.

>>1852605

no i know CZW, im just saying neither Foley, Funk or Sabu ever had anything to do with that company.

>>1852595
oh anon, him being a dweeb was his gimmick. You're being worked by his full package

>>1844888
Nice digits, pal

>>1845344
he's shorter, fatter, and uglier than even KO.
Stop this meme.

>>1852921
>not loving based Señor Joe

>>1852721
>full package
>had no neck defense

nah

Shawn Michaels hasn't been brought up yet?

>>1845323
This, freshcunts and newfags don't appreciate how good he was AE and on WCW.
Literally their saving grace under Russo
18+ for all you newfags who don't even know who he is

>>1852143
ECW Francine. My dick.

>>1844601
>Full Package
>Raven

This is the "Raven has a massive penis" joke isn't it?

>>1844939
>Knows how to play a face and a heel, unlike John Cena

Hold on just a minute, you can say Cena sucks at a lot of things but he was an amazingly good heel

If Vincent doesn't want him to be heel, that's a different story

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWuVPtkxE80

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>>1844767
>this glorified stuntman
>a full package

fuck's sake he can't talk on the mic, how can he ever be a full package

>>1853006
>could actually wrestle
>his DX promos with haich are some of the funniest things in the industry
>ladies loved him
>best finisher
10/10 top 3 all time

>>1846666
>total package
>brittle like a porcelain doll

>>1845323
>Drew several dimes

LIES

>>1844597
I cant tell if this is trolling or not.. I sincerely hope it is for your sake.

>>1844618
Putting yourself in every main event to vampire off other talent isnt the same as drawing 'aitch

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>>1853006
Little manlets can't be full packages

Sorry

IT'S THE LAW

>>1844773
Pat Patterson already offered you a real fight with him Hunter, and you pussed out like the little bitch you are.

>>1854878
.. but he's 6'1?

>>1854887
Tall but not buff

Sorry, no stringbean can ever be the full package

Remember, we're talking about the full package as in no glaring weaknesses

>>1854901
how is not being a roiding ape a glaring weakness?

nvm, guess owens is a full package then!

>>1845361
>elevate faces like heel Hogan

putting someone over once a year you mean?

>>1846812

He was merely a low-rent version of Rick Rude.

>>1852721

>ended his career by being unable to safely apply his own finisher

Not even close.

>>1853006
His promos were too childish, helluva ring performer, but never worked well as a face, so cant be total package

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The ONLY correct answer

>Tall, muscular, buff, not a stringbean like Shawn Michaels
>Quick and surprisingly light on his feet for a man his size unlike Goldnerd and others
>Has tons of ring ability and entertaining to watch
>good on the mic
>Doesn't have bones made of paper mache like Daniel Bryant and other stars

THIS is a true total package, no glaring weaknesses.
A guy like the taker comes along very, very rarely


Not saying these guys are shit, but they are NOT total packages because of the mentioned weaknesses, among other reasons
>>1844594
manlet
>>1844597
total asshole, ring politician
>>1844601
prone to not try when he's not being used how he would like
>>1844767
manlet, also complete shit on the mic and stale moveset
>>1844801
got pissy when the writers didn't cater to him
>>1844823
lolno has no ring ability
>>1844838
left for bigger better things, also stale upon his return
>>1844858
lolno, slow lumbering faggot, prone to injuries
>>1844883
manlet, also shit on the mic
>>1844911
manlet
>>1844917
manlet
>>1844927
Only other total package in this thread
>>1844931
skinny little faggot, tall but not a total package, go work out and get gains bitch
>>1845323
lolno, probably the worst wrestler and incredibly stale personality
>>1845344
he's built like a God... unfortunately it's Buddha
that disqualifies from "total package"
>>1846666
built out of porcelain, will break easily
>>1846812
not enough to know, never got a proper push
>>1851911
lolno incoherent and stupid on the mic, though entertaining to watch
>>1851948
shit wwe run
>>1852721
brittle body
>>1854932
>nvm, guess owens is a full package then!
no, he's fat

>>1853160
I saw him, but I never paid a dime to see him specifically.

NWO Jarrett was akin to painting a plank of wood pink and calling it a playboy model.

Holding Vince up for money was a dumb move on his part long term, he'll never be in HOF or get spot appearances like Honky/Steamboat/Ron Simmons etc currently do..

>>1853160
>This, freshcunts and newfags don't appreciate how good he was AE and on WCW.
Jarrett was always shit
If he didn't have the connections he did he would have NEVER got anywhere

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>>1853405
You are not alone.

Bought a signed poster from the ECW store way back then, never received it. HEYMAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!