>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a Gracie Jiu Jitsu pink belt from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Weaseled out of a drug test
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
>>1843662
Phil btfo
>>1843662
B t f o
>>1843662
kek
>>1843662
>>1844060
Dude stop working so stiff.
>>1843662
He was a draw and that's all that matters
His wife is hot at least.
>Likes hockey
The fuck is wrong with hockey?
>>1843662
>I got a lot of respect for Punk
>Even despite losing after 2yrs of training, claiming he would win in his debut, and acting like a jackass, AT LEAST HE DID WHAT MOST PEOPLE COULDN'T AND FOUGHT IN UFC
>It's mostly spics and POO's
It's not your fault.
Hahahahaha, an EMO fighter. He never stood a chance
>>1844189
it's like eating chicken breast when you are in a steakhouse
meh
>Still watches The Walking Dead
what a nu-male
>>1844189
It's shit
>>1843662
made dat walk tho <|:)
>>1844164
literally 0 dimes
>>1845148
Anybody would for 500 grand, plus a bonus
Doesn't stop him being a pathetic weak whining emo joke
>>1844164
>>Never drew a penny
>>1845163
500K wouldn't pay for your required medical expenses after attempting to train for a pro fight, much less compete in one.
This was a mismatch; put an experienced but unranked fighter against the division champ and watch the same outcome occur.