SHANE VS LESNAR BOOKED FOR WM33

WWE deserves to burn

>Raw commissioner

>Shane vs Bork
>Beeg vs Shaq

It is like they are trying to make it worse than 32

>>1841210
Big Show vs Shaq can be entertaining. i hope he puts Shaq over

Why the fuck is WWE convinced Shane in a match is a huge draw? There's only so much tall stuff he can jump out of. Will he drop from a helicopter at Brock?

Will Daniel Bryan interfere? He can't wrestle, but maybe he can knee Brock in the face.

>>1841238
>tfw Shane skydives from a height higher than even Felix Baumgartner, still only gets a two count.

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>yfw Shane goes over

Makes sense

the name Wrestlemania is a draw so it doesnt matter what they book

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>>1841254
Is there even a chance of him going over if the match happens?

>>1841255
True. Just look at the card for 'mania 32. It wasn't going to be great from the get go.

>>1841255
WRONG

>>1841250
>Brock leisurely rolls out of the way
>Shane buries himself 50m into the ground, a charred carcass of smoldering flesh
>Gets covered by Brock
>Slightly bruised next Tuesday but otherwise acting normaly

So Brock's contract must've gotten renewed, right? 'Cause I thought WM33 was his last appearance.

>where is shane going
>he's climbing out of the stadium!
>whole crowd migrates outside
>shane is standing ontop of the roof
>dont so it shane!
>he jumps into the crowd
>brock clears out the way and shane dies
>the crowd raises shane's lifeless body over them and into the ring for the 3 count

Honestly, the most realistic opponent for Lesnar right now would be Kevin Nash!

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gay

>>1841268
Yeah Shane is going to retire Brock

Yo when can we expect Sting/Brock? I'm hype.

>>1841273
A light jog across the ring is the most realistic opponent for Kevin Nash.

Brock vs. Braun Strowman and the Authors of Pain when?

>>1841276
I'll take it over Roman.

>>1841208

For putting two of their biggest draws in a match against each other?

>>1841288
actually kill yourself wootist

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Post >yfw The Rock costs Brock Lesnar the match and challenges him to a Wrestlemania 34 showdown on Raw

>Mean Street Posse return to beat Brock

>>1841282
Thx for the laugh

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>>1841273
no

Brock V Shane
Big Show V >shaw
Rollins V Triple H - Universal Championship
Taker V Cena

Finish the card

>>1841350
Roman vs Nakamura

>>1841295
>a part timer interfering in a match between two part-times in order to set up a clash of part-timers at Part-timerMania 34
WWE would deserve bankruptcy if this happened

>>1841341
Triple threat match with them should be awesome.

>>1841353
After Rock's long ass segment and burial of the Wyatts along with Mick, Shawn and Austin burying the League of Nations AND the New Day this year, they might as well go full Part-timeMania, WWE seems convinced they're their only draws and, honestly, they might be right, but that's not helping build anyone for their stead.

>>1841350
It's going to be Finn vs KO for the universal championship
AJ vs Joe WWE championship

The theme is bullet club vs fat man.

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>>1841206
>Brock vs Shane
>Big Show vs Shaq
>Goldberg vs Lesnar not being at Mania

This company deserves to go bankrupt.

>>1841384
>t. dumb smark

KO is literally a fat manlet smark. He will never ever main event a mania, you stupid smark. He's a complete afterthought responsible for multiple consecutive record low ratings that didnt even win the championship clean. He didn't even hit the guy he pinned. Idiot.

>>1841389
I'd rather not have Hunter main event AGAIN and i'm pretty sure that Finn will be back by the rumble or at least before mania.

>>1841400
finn is a pretty good shot
KO is 0 percent

>>1841388
And AJ will got some rematch from TNA.

>>1841403
KO was a random guess. I was trying to think of a heel that wasn't Triple H but I highly doubt they would have fucking Jericho main event.

>>1841289
Shane is not a draw

I want Tyler Breeze to be put in every wrestlemania match without explaining why hes in them, even Breeze doesnt know why and Vince keeps telling him to "go with it".

>>1841409
AJ vs Joe would be a pretty good though.

>>1841413
seth rollins has a good shot. he was supposed to main event mania 32 with... triple h.

Cena V Taker is surely the main event, right?

>Cena loses at No Mercy and disappears for a while
>Meanwhile Styles keeps the title till the Rumble, where he loses to a returning Taker
>Cena's been back for a while but Bryan and Shane are saying he doesn't deserve a title shot
>Cena ends up winning the Rumble (or loses and then finds another way of getting the title shot)

>Cena V Taker
>Cena's chance of getting his 16th
>Cena cheats to win and FINALLY turns heel

This is the logical conclusion and the only fitting main event, which doesn't involve fucking Triple H again.

>>1841422
That makes more sense than what we got. I still don't think they will do it for the main event though. It will either be a different PPV or lower on the card.

>>1841419
Yes, and propably will be.

>>1841418
>wins every title
>even the women's title
>even both tag team title belts

>>1841425
They could probably have Taker vs Cena be the main event without giving either of them the title. Just make it known that it will be Taker's final match and make the build good.

>>1841425
This would be classic, i feel like nobody want Cena to beat this record now.
Imagine a heat for BMJ at WM and Raw when he bury The Undertaker.

>>1841426
it was pretty obvious roman was inserted into the haitch seth storyline for wrestlemania. part of why it was so shit and forgettable. I don't even remember why Haitch wanted to be champion

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>>1841286
Add Luke Harper and make it 4 on 1 handicap and I'm buying

Taker V Cena - WWE Title
Balor V Owens - Universal Title
Brock V Shane
Big Show V >shaw
Rollins V Triple H
Styles V Joe
New Day triple threat
Tag matches
Diva matches
Cruiserweight match
Andre the Giant Battle Royale


Still can't think of anything for Reigns, Orton, Wyatt, Ambrose, etc

>>1841250
More like

>Brock catches him and hits an F5

>>1841445
The reasoning was pretty poor. It was something like muh hunger for championship gold.

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>>1841295
>Mfw

>Heel Cena

My retard detector is going into overdrive. It amazes me how anyone can fail to see that WWE is majorly short of top babyfaces right now.

It would be like the Summer of Punk all over again. Internet smarks would call it the hottest angle either while actual ratings and buyrates are mediocre.

>>1841452
By now Cena can take a protein shit on a black gay kid in the middle of the ring and he'd still get cheered

>>1841452
>majorly short of top babyfaces right now
This. Smackdown is especially short of babyfaces. I say just have the retirement match clean and move on.

>>1841452
Right now mediocre would be an improvement

>>1841462
For Raw maybe.

>>1841469
I'm guessing you don't actually watch smackdown and just parrot the shitposting here from carter.

>>1841474
I think he's talking about ratings anon

>>1841477
Woops. Nevermind then.

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>>1841272

>>1841206
>Shane
>Raw comissioner

How old is this shit?

>>1841374
They're the only draws because WWE is worried no-one else can draw so actively goes out their way to say the parttimers are better to at least hold onto them

It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.,

>>1841267
>>1841250
This has happened so often now it's basically expected. I'd like to see an inversion on the trend

>>1841341
Why doesn't Joe just get the fucking gyno surgery

>>1841206
What about muh Goldberg

>>1841692
Survivor Series

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>>1841206
Jesus Christ. Having Shane last more than 15 seconds is an insult to every person that's ever faced Brock.
>inb4 shane kicks out of the F5 and lasts longer than Ambrose

>>1841274
I really really want her to fuck me

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>>1841425
>The Undertaker winning the world title in 2017

Be me, be opening this thread
Hey guys, what's going...
>cena vs taker
>cena vs taker
>cena vs taker
Ok, now I'm leaving forever before I get triggered even more.

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>Call it the 'new era'
>biggest storyline on RAW involves Triple H, Stephanie McMahon and Mick Foley
>NXT is dominated by veteran indy stars (Joe, Nakamura, Asuka) instead of young home-grown talent
>Brock Lesnar vs. Randy Orton main-events SummerSlam ahead of Styles/Cena or Finn/Seth
>nearly every NXT call-up has been forgotten about, now drifting aimlessly in the midcard (Sami Zayn, Nia Jax, Tyler Breeze)
>Cena is still in the main event getting world title matches
>NXT losing viewers since it was raped and pillaged in the draft
>Bray Wyatt had the potential to be a big star, yet he continues to be booked like a joke
>RAW now hitting RECORD. LOW. RATINGS.
>once again Hunter and Vince will return to TV to duct-tape the cracks
>Shane McMahon vs. Undertaker and Big Show vs. Shaq being considered for WM33
>WWE so desperate for viewers that Survivor Series might be main-evented by Brock Lesnar and fucking GOLDBERG in 2016

>>1843144

*Shane McMahon vs. Brock Lesnar, not Undertaker apologies. I'm sure 'Taker will go up against a young up-and-coming talent like Cena.

Shane vs Lesnar
Shaq vs Big Show
Undertaker vs Cena


This could be the worst WrestleMania ever

>>1841206
>THIS IS GOING TO FUCKING SUCK
Of course it is.

Shane is going to have to carry the whole match with all the insane shit he has to pull because Lesnar can't wrestle for shit le suplex city biatch XD

>>1841301
Oh fuck I hope so.

Royal Rumble

>Brock and Shane are fighting
>10....9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1
>Buzzzzzzzz
https://youtu.be/PtKskeNth38
>all four throw Brock out

Shane """wrestling""" for more than a minute is a disgrace and insult to those former opponents he's feuding against.

Undertaker took 3 F5s before getting pinned and had to cheat to win and Roman survived 4 F5s before Jasethy's music hit.

Dean turned into James Ellsworth during his WM match against Brock and let's not forget that Cena ate dozens of suplexes and was made to look like a chump.