CURRENT DREAM MATCHES YOU WANT TO SEE IN WWE

Err...

>Austin
>Trish
>Batista

>current

>Reigns
>Jericho
>Strowman
>Lesnar

>dream

>>1837001
Im gonna puke

>dream match
>brock vs anyone
hope you enjoy your 5 minute squash with two moves

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Asuka vs. Becky Lynch

>>1837001

Rock vs. Brock

Rock vs. Roman

Roman vs. Cena

Taker vs. Sting

>>1837034

>Muh moves

t.obese smark

There are no money feuds except AJ vs Brock

>>1837055
>he enjoy digesting vince's watery turds
Good for you

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>>1837053
>Rock vs. Roman

Roman would carry Dwayne's corpse but Dwayne would instantly bury Roman on the mic.

>>1837060

>Muh moves

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>>1837053
>Rock vs Brock

>>1837055
>Fine with watching the exact same match for two straight years
>muh smark boogeyman
Autism.

>>1837065

I wanna see it again

>>1837064
>Feed me more, Vince. Feed me more!

>>1837068

>Thinks moves are what make matches great
>Everyone these days spams suicide dives and super kicks thus making them meaningless cause smark turds like you are more interested in how many moves a turd wrestler has rather than how good they are using their own psychology

Go be autistic on /woo/

>>1837070
And you can!
On the WWE Network for only $9.99 a month.

>>1837055
>I enjoy watching nothing but the same move over and over again

>>1837070
Try and find a recording of their rematch at the house show in Hawaii then?

>>1837061
>Romannetty carrying anyone

>>1837081
>>1837068

Why are you autistically responding to the same post saying the same thing over and over?

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>>1837076
>spamming the German Suplex is "psychology"

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>>1837088
>s-samefag

Try again cuckboi

>>1837091

>Young cucks spamming super kicks and doing flips is exciting wrasslin!

Please have sex.

>>1837091

>Complains about moves being spammed then posts indie twinks notorious for spamming moves

Oh the irony

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>>1837097
>falling for the most obvious bait

Get worked nerd.

>Nobody has bothered to dream-up Samoa Joe vs. Rusev or even Nakamura vs. Rusev. Plus 2011 Punk vs. Thuganomics-era Cena would've been fun on the mic at least

>>1837100

Wow you worked me hard with 300kb wootist gifs you little twink.

>Muh moves

>>1837099
Imagine being this fucking dumb.

>>1837101
RuRu vs. Senor Joe has been a dream match of mine for a while.

>>1837108

>Literally has nothing to say

Why are you so shook you obese turd?

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>>1837102
>move "The Powerhouse" literally can't do

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>Lesnar (WMXXX edition) v. Early Kane
>Lesnar (WMXXX edition) v. Ziegfeld (MITB cash-in edition)
>Giant (young Beeg) v. Like Harper
>Legend Killer Randy Orton v. Peak Hulkamania Hogan
>80s Macho Man v. WWE Champion Eddie Guerrero
>Hornswoggle v. Current Strowman
>Stiff Nakamura v. Current Strowman

>>1837120
If you look up REALLY high in the sky and squint you just might see the joke.

>>1837121

Wew got the wootist all worked up he's posting his gifs for ants as if they're impressive.

>>1837126

>Sperging out this hard cause I made fun of his "muh moves" argument

You really need to be over 18 to post here. Don't you have school tomorrow?

>>1837125
Lmfao Ziggler got autocorrected to Ziegfeld

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>>1837127
'sup fedoroman

>>1837130
How are you genuinely this obtuse? Remarkable.

>>1837125
>>80s Macho Man v. WWE Champion Eddie Guerrero

uhnf

I'd check if they ever wrestled in WCW but I'm pretty sure if they did it'd be during Savage's phoning-it-in era.

>>1837138

>Suddenly Roman Reigns out of nowhere

Lol you're such a sperg lmao

>>1837142
>out of nowhere

I've been shading him this entire thread you clueless schmuck.

>>1837001

Prime RVD vs. Neville

Bray vs. ECW Raven

CM Punk vs. Stone Cold (Never gonna happen but would've been great for WM 32)

1999 Rock vs. Current Brock

American Alpha vs. Prime Hardyz

NWO Hogan vs. Current John Cena

>>1837001

>Undertaker vs Finn Balor

Why would a squash match be your dream match?

>>1837001
>Accessory breasts, also known as polymastia, supernumerary breasts, or mammae erraticae, is the condition of having an additional breast. Extra breasts may appear with or without nipples or areolae. It is a condition and a form of atavism which is most prevalent in male humans

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accessory_breast

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'92 Bret Hart vs '00 HHH *Hell in a Cell*

'96 HBK vs '96 Sting

'94 Razor Ramon vs Current Reigns

'15 Seth Rollins vs '05 Edge

'00 Trish vs my dick

'93 Scott Steiner vs '03 Lesnar

'01 Kurt Angle vs '14 Russian Rusev

Current Lesnar vs '97 Ken Shamrock

'96 HBK vs '00 Rock

'02 Jericho vs '90 Mr Perfect

'92 Marty Jannetty vs Current Dean Ambrose

'90 Ultimate Warrior vs '98 Goldberg

>>1837148
You got BTFO, smark cuck.

Keep crying about Roman. :^)

Survivor Series

HBK/HHH/Diesel/Razor/XPac

Vs

Bret/Owen/Neidhart/Bulldog/Pillman

>>1837229
>'94 Razor Ramon vs Current Reigns

And just when I think it's not possible for Reigns to get even more completely outclassed by his opponent...

'87 Hogan

Vs.

'98 Austin

Vs.

02' Rock

Vs.

08' Cena

Who has the thickest plot armor?

Rusev vs Samoa Joe

tbhqwy Samoa Joe vs almost anyone would be a dream match

>>1837239
>no Ultimeme Warrior and (((Goldberg)))

Finn Balor vs Nakamura

>>1837239
'02 Rock is doing the job
'08 Cena choked at WrestleMania AND SummerSlam

>>1837260
Uhh...

>>1837001
AJ vs Zayn. It's happened already on a random raw but I'd like to see it with a decent length.

>>1837121
That was a pretty bad buckle bomb, he got zero elevation on the throw. Seths are better, minus the horrific injuries.

>>1837148
We know my man, these derails are becoming a Carter-tier gimmick

>>1837475
They can both give Ramen some pointers then.

Also, the bucklebomb is supposed to be low enough for Nick to kick their victim's head.

>a Carter-tier gimmick

>>>/trash/

>>1837482
>Also, the bucklebomb is supposed to be low enough for Nick to kick their victim's head.

I know. but it's not like Nick can't raise his leg much further than that, it was pretty low.
He just doesn't have to because Matt can't throw him any higher.
He also seemed to lack a little composure during the dash.

>a Carter-tier gimmick

Well, it is.

>>1837490
Don't make me explain the joke pal.

>>1837493
Jokes are funny, you didn't tell one.

>>1837499
You quite clearly don't get it.

@1837502
Is he autistic?

>>1837505
>@posting

BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT

>>1837001
Kenny Omega vs. Dalton Castle.

>>1837229
Bret Hart vs Shawn Michaels inside Hell In A Cell would have been fucking awesome.

>>1837785
>wanting that match in WWE

What's the matter with you?

AJ Styles, Kevin Owens, Sami Zayn, Cesaro, Brock Lesnar, Samoa Joe, Bobby Roode, Rusev, Chris Jericho, Neville, Dolph Ziggler, Luke Harper and Sheamus in any possible combination.

>>1837801
Harper vs. Sheamus happened in NXT.

(It was dope.)

Nakamura vs. Asuka.

I know it can never happen but I want to see it anyways :^)

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>>1837001
Give the man a t-shirt.

Broken Matt Hardy vs Nakamura

>>1838175
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww