Smackdown Gamethread #3

Good lord that ass is perfectly round

First for Edge.

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>>1836174
god damn

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Any boards still here?

am I the only one who actually love Miz and Ziggler together? They're gold

Hide your chains, friends.

>Randy comes back and opens the crate
>Bray's gone
>Luke Harper is inside instead

How hard do you mark?

>>1836174
Fake ass, fake bitch

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>>1836190
/m/ here

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>>1836190
/co/

Did they give the Usos half an entrance on their new theme?

>>1836195
>fedora tipping intensifies

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>>1836194

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>>1836190
/tg/

>>1836198
They debuted the new theme last week

Based UCE crip turn

>>1836174
T H I C C

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>>1836194

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>>1836190
/LGBT/ represent

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>Usos looking like they just came back from a Black Lives Matter rally

>>1836194
I would jizz in my shorts

>>1836190

/asp/

Has WWE ever gone to Yukon, Northwest Territories or Nunavut?

>>1836202
a shit
liliana a best

>just a regular match for Nikki v Carmella

Damn, I was hoping it would be like a no DQ at least. They've been building this feud kind of nice, but if this is the end of it they need something like a no DQ to put it over the edge.

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>jobber entrance for Jason Jordan

Okay just as long as they never pull this shit with my husbando

the usos shoes look like they came right off a 3d printer

>>1836210
Makes sense they are heels then

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>>1836194
Would die.

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>>1836206
Mmmm keep posting this hottie

>>1836206
POST WEBMS ALREADY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1836213
Only for house shows, I think.

>Comfy Pence destroying Krazy Kaine
>GOAT Smackdown
can't ask for a better tuesday tbqh

Based Slyno.

How have they not given Slater a new song yet?

Like, the 3MB theme is fucking great, but it makes no sense now.

>>1836226
Just post it already

WHERE THE FUCK IS AJ FUCKING STYLES YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

We will never get the "Free Agent" Slater shirt

I KNEW YOU'D COME

>I knew you'd come back

>>1836230
A+ main event wrestlers are saved for the main event on the superior show

>Bray is depressed now

Can't Bray just use his spoopy powers to escape?

I'm waiting for Curt Hawkins

SISTER ABIGAIL DEBUT!?!?!?!?

I preferred my boy heath when he was just a jobber tbqh

>>1836228
I'm thinking the same thing. His old OMB theme would be great

>>1836237
>now

Heel USOs are so good its not funny. They need to get with AJ Styles ASAP and form a better new Bullet Club.

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Why would Eva Marie go to this award show?

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>Faces get the win
>Heels keep their heat with post match beatdown

Glad to see 50/50 booking is Raw exclusive too.

>>1836240
I need the new /fact/man already.

wait, was that orton in that shooter commercial?

Did Alexa do this thing?

http://i.imgur.com/M0Mryfi.gif

>I knew you'd come
BROKEN MATT AT NO MERCY?

they should have had a women's arm take bray's hand at the bottom of the screen

>>1836237
STOP BULLYING BRAY WYATT

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You don't own me /asp/

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>>1836226
>tfw ywn experience her grinding her penis against your bum in the shower

>>1836240
I'm sure he had a dark match. Hope you enjoy a promo

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They're saving HARPGOAT for the PPV run in right?

>>1836251
Yeah, he's in it

>>1836260
Word is he's a Rawtist

>>1836260
Erick is injured so yeah

>>1836248
god damnit

>>1836260
They better be.

>>1836248
To accept her award for best she-cock obviously

>>1836258
They announced him for tonight though. Why wouldn't they put him on live TV

>it's a bray gets locked in a box episode

OH SHIT! SNEK IS MAD!

>>1836270
No last week he said that he had an announcement

SPOOPY

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When is the GOAT appearing?

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>>1836264

DELETE THIS NOW MOTHERFUCKER!!

too slow randy

>>1836248
>some trophy shop spent time to engrave tranny awards into a rock
where do I sign up

>>1836272
ITS A BRAY ESCAPES THE FUCKING BOX EPISODE

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>>1836273

>>1836274
oh..too bad, I was hyped

Based BMJ burying Deanetty

>>1836284
>>>/reddit/

>>1836284
filtered

DUDE

The No Mercy theme is fucking hype

>>1836284
Eat shit pinhead

WE THE PEOPLE

>>1836292
Yes
Shame about the spaghetti video

Cool shirt desu. Would wear 2 a music festival.

I didn't watch Smackdown today because Raw sucked yesterday.
How is it? I make the right call?

WEED THE PEOPLE

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>>1836284

>WE THE PEOPLE

Swagger has had that shirt since 2013

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>Smackshits still think this failed Kurt Angle wannabe is marketable and over with the crowd

Just let him go to TNA or something. End this misery.

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>>1836252

>>1836297
nope

I hop Based Swagger gets over

>>1836297
ABSOLUTELY NOT

>>1836297
No, you're a pinhead

Filtered

>>1836297
you better be trolling mate

>>1836284
filtered

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>>1836297
>Missing based /smack/

>>1836295
I don't have to watch the video during video packages though

>>1836297
First hour was ok. Good but not the usual SD standard. Miz/Ziggs segment will go down in infamy.

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WE THA PEOPLE

Why is there some shitty anime signs on my smackdown?

>>1836301
if it ain't broke don't fix it

Since August Bray Wyatt is 0-25

Swaggy Time motherfucker

>>1836302
(You)

Jakie bot VS. Corbin

Hard hitting action or snorefest that will make me turn it to the VP debate?

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>>1836252
>http://i.imgur.com/M0Mryfi.gif

>>1836309
Why filter me? Memes ruined society. I wish Smoky Mountain Wrestling was still around.

>>1836252
They need to feud ASAP so we can get this in HD

>>1836321
Heel Apollo Crews will interfere

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>>1836252

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>>1836252

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>>1836318
IT ENDS THIS SUNDAY


plz

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>>1836319
>http://i.imgur.com/M0Mryfi.gif

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>>1836315
It's called Sm/a/ckdown for a reason you fucking retard

Hopefully I did it right.
>>>/global/rules/11

>>1836328
What did she do? Post gif on here!

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>>1836252
FUUUUUUUUUGGGGGG

>>1836321
meh turned to the debate

Tim Kaine looks like a creepy clown.

>>1836284
>>1836332
Forgot to link it.

>>1836332
filtered

Curt Hawkins sucks

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>baron corbin

>>1836340
Face Facts

>CURT IN ACTION

FACE THE FACTS
A
C
E

T
H
E

F
A
C
T
S

Seriously Baron Corbin needs to shave his head

>>1836332
ebin

>Smackdown writers think Curt Hawkins spewing Chuck Norris memes will make him over with the smackdownies

well it seems to be working because you fags are idiots...

Based Corbs

>>1836252
someone who saw this eggsplain

Captain America vs Shadow the Hedgehog

>/fact/guy shows up at NO MERCY

>>1836338
Goole ito

FACE
A
C
T
S

I gotta say. I love Corbins entrance. Too bad he's absolute shit on the mic.

also

>Still talking about the battle royal

Get over that shit

>le Chuck Norris meme man
no Hawkins. pls stop.

>le self rock bottom man
oh god.

>>1836348
They're making him into a heel, pinhead.

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>>1836348

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I gotta admit this Corbin intro is pretty BASED.

Shame Corbin isn't.

Dolph's winning the title this Sunday just to eventually drop it to Corbin

CANADA BTFO
BASED JBL

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I just can't take Baron seriously with that hair.

>>1836350
It's Alexa shaking her ass like Nikki only with more jiggly because she is short

>>1836350
She did Nikki Bella's hip gyrating taunt

I wish I could work. I'm too lazy to print resumes though.

>inb4 rematch at sunday's PPV

>>1836366
KEK you fucking embarrassing loser

Oklahoma BTFO by based JBL will it ever end?

Oh my god are they seriously still letting Jack Swagger wrestle on TV? I guess they put all the D list superstars on the same show.

Smackdown is utter trash....

>>1836366
(You)(You)(You)(You) take them and get out you cringy attention whore

>>1836362
He and Sasha need to team up to make a Rogane ad

>>1836368
I got fired from a doklar store last September and I couldn't even get hired by Mcdonalds or walmart.

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>>1836375

Was looking foward to this but this match is the shittiest of the shit tier so far.

>>1836375
Deport this spic immediately

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>>1836375

>>1836378
>doklar store
Not hard to see why if you can't even spell it right

>>1836380
You shouldn't have had any hopes for it. Corbin doesn't have good chemistry with other big guys, and Swagger has been phoning it in for years.

Why are they trying to push Corbin?

>>1836387
They needed a replacement for the Ryback

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>>1836302
Some libshit idiot at WWE tried to make Swagger an evil "Murrica" xenophobe character, thinking he'd be an obvious heel, but when fans everywhere got behind him they had to bail on that shit quick and fast.

Thread is ded

>>1836387
so RAM can catch up

>>1836387

he's really tall

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>Flex shopper ad

YFW there are Americans so poor they have to rent a tablet.

>>1836387
NFL

>>1836387
He's a big guy

It's Cap vs Thanos all over again

Didn't remember how fun to watch swaggie is

not the ankle lock, give him the gutwrench powerbomb again

>tfw kurt angle will never put over jack swagger

based Swaggy

SAN DIEGO SCREWJOB

BASED SWAGGIE

Well that's a new one

Wtf he didn't tap

Bullshit.

Pretty hyped for this rivalry desu

SCREWJOB

>BEGGIN YA

>>1836378
Why were you fired?

JBL IS BEGGING YA

>I'm begging ya

Does he browse /asp/?

REFTAP

Corbin should beat up the ref for some heat

JBL is based

If corbin loses a bit more hair, he will look like sasha

what the fuck was that

Based Corbin getting that top face spot in the long run

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>>1836398

THAT TALL LANKET MOTHER FUCKER IS THERE AGIAN HOW MUCH MONEY DOES HE FUCKING HAVE

Great match, shit finish, Corbin should have went mental and made the ref bump at least a little.

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I think he could've broken more stuff

WE THE KEKOLD

>>1836424
He's a plant
Expect him to debut soon

>>1836417
This, ref ran like a bitch though

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>Corbin repeatedly reaching for the ropes got taken as tapping and cost him the match

o I'm laffing

SAN DIEGO SCREWJOB!

Maybe the ref is going to be Swagger's manager.

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>>1836398

>>1836436

I miss Barrett

Oh no! How can the winner of the Andre the Giant memorial battle royal lose to some redneck american !?!?!

Kek Smackdown sucks so much holy shit

BMAJ

THE GOAT IS HERE

>Another ending that keeps both guys strong, builds the feud, and sets up a PPV match.

Smackdown just can't be stopped lads

BIG POP AJ

>Josie bites BMJ and just walks away

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>>1836444
wasted trips

>>1836444
18+

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Is AJ /ourguy/?

>>1836444

checked

>>1836448
Stop teasing my cock you faggot.

>>1836444
>implying the Andre the giant trophy hasn't been the Madden cover for the wwe for years now

I think impact might be legitimately better than raw and smackdown combined

THEY DOE WANT NUN

IS /LGBT/ STILL HERE?

THE GAY COMMUNITY

BIG MATCH AJ

>>1836444
see >>1836447

>>1836448
Eva and Natalia looking good

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>>1836453
goddamn right he is

>>1836460
I'm outta here!

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>AJ is so bad on the mic he has to steal John Cena's catchphraseS and Cena let him do it

Serious question, is his hair longer?

>>1836460
Hola darling!

>Don't trigger dean

kek

>anime sign

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>BMJ
>le southern manlet
>le wacky man
>Bray
>Snek
>Thicci
>Bliss
>Little daniel
>Shane O'Mac
>Heel UCE
>Slater
>Rhyno
>Hype Bros
>Murriclap Alpha
>Natty

How do rawtists not kill themselves?

>>1836469
sauce now

>>1836469
Seriously, I don't feel like fapping today.

>having a manlet as your champion

>The small hamlet known as Smackdown

>>1836469
Eva and Paige are friends? Who'd A thunk it

>the chump that runs the dump

APPLEDOUGH

BIG
MATCH
JOHN

>>1836478
>>1836468
>>1836467
>>1836471
Gay community please leave

BMJ
M
J

That pop though.

Did Dean get bigger?

>>1836384
I'll try again tomorrow. Home Depot is always hiring. I have no cashier experience but I can always learn, maybe sports check and the source and a clothing store as an associate.>>1836413
They said I wasn't comprehending enough. I was a merchandiser btw.

jesus fuck, that pop for BMJ

>le promos interrupted

garbage. this has been increasing lately. fuck this company

BMJ
M
J

>>1836474
But Raw has the Tranny title with horseface botcha banks Charleslotte

BASED AJ

>BRRRRRRRR
BRRRRRRRRR

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Watching baseball, but quick question.

I was thinking about re-upping the Network. Did they ever get Chromecast support?

any streams?

>>1836486
I think he had a growth spurt recently

>Audience sits on their fucking hands all night
>Come alive just to boo the man who got them off their fucking hands

Oh, fuck off, all of you. If you didn't cheer anyone else, if you didn't make any other noise all night, but now you pop for Cena, you're a fucking fan.

>You think Cena is cute?

>Don't trigger Dean

lel

What's with the fuckin weeb signs I'm seeing in the crowd?

aj is so cringe with his manlet height and mom hair

he looks like a kid in there with cena and dean and dean is a fucking skelton. they look like his dads

>>1836496
network.wwe.com

Cena berried

>>1836496

http://wiziwig.ru/boxing/watch-aa9731-wwe-smackdown-live

here

Sweet god AJ is short.

*Flairs music hits* WOO OOO how bad do you mark out?

you guys think Big Stars Dave is there tonight?

pls tell me the /asp/ guy doesn't have the weeb sign

A nod to Flair and AJ teamup in TNA?

Nice

Jesus Christ Smackdown fucking destroys Raw in promos.

AJ styles looks like he's in Grade 4

>>1836501
lmao 4chan leejun, retard

Based Bully AJ

>AJ about to be BTFO

"Fine speech...." incoming

Cena getting btfo

Goddamn, these BMAJ bants are spicy as fuck.

>inb4 raw does this with roman next week

kek Cena BTFO

>>1836511
he does and his facebook page is " a wrestling page that doesn't treat itself too seriously"

I thought dean was supposed to be 6'4? He's the same height as Cena lmao

>Dean accuses him of politicking

Good point Dean, good point. However-

>>1836525
where is her ass

holy fuck, a good Dean promo

>>1836524
are you fucking serious

god damn

Cesaro had more matches in 2014

Cena getting destroyed.

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>>1836476

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>It's an "I have to break the fouth wall to get over" promo

>inb4. ...nice speech...

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>>1836522
>She will never grind her sweaty ass on your face after a match

>Cena playing the old man
>he's not even 40

the state of this fucking company

>suck ass

BASED DEANO

Dean pulling no punches tonite

Cena btfo when will he recover

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Based Ambrose destroyed the fuck outta Cena

>>1836536
...nice speech...

Why is Smackdown so much better than Raw

BASED

CENA

YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS
CENA
CENA
CENA
CENA
CENA
CENA

Cena looks strong therefore AJ is confirmed reraining

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>>1836522
FUCkin hell!

>dude pseudo-shoots wink wink smarks wink wink

garbage, absolute garbage.

This segment was pretty alright

that forearm is so sexy

NOOOOO Aj loses Sunday!

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>>1836534

>>1836546
>Better writers at the helm
>Better roster
>2 hrs

>>1836554
>you

>>1836538
>asshurt Cenamark detected

You look like a movie, you look like a song...

Is Bray still in that container?

I missed a little

Ambrose confirmed for eating the pin on sunday

>Deanetty

Wasn't Smackdown supposed to be good

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Rate this Smackdown.

Fucking thing of beauty.

>those false finishes
kek

>>1836561

no. randy opened it and bray was gone

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>>1836564
10/10

>>1836564
Why don't you just go back to woo? Do you have a mental disease?

>>1836564

8.5/10

Fire promos, good lead into the PPV

Who /chrisley/ here?

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>>1836564
Easily 8.5/10, maybe 9/10

>>1836564
10/10

Rawtists on suicide watch again

Time for Talking Shit

>>1836564

8/10. Only a few meh segments

TIME FOR TALKING SMACK

>>1836564
8.7/10

>>1836564
6.5/10

Miz/Dolph was God tier, Cena/Styles/Ambrose was good. Everything else was forgettable, though.

>That ass shot of Savannah

wew lads

Talking Smack
>>1836578
>>1836578

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>>1836564
Feels good to be in the /Smack/ camp

>>1836564
Did you get perma banned from /wooo/?

>>1836586
>>1836586
TALKING SMACK!

>>1836586
>>1836586
TALKING SMACK!

>>1836586
>>1836586
TALKING SMACK!

>>1836586
>>1836586
TALKING SMACK!

>>1836586
>>1836586
TALKING SMACK!

>>1836564
Rawtists on suicide watch for yet another week, SD confirmed 11/10

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Does anyone have a .gif of Nikki Bella moonwalking?

Mah dick.

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>>1836190
/a/