morning rain clouds out my window
HUH?
EXPUNGE
EXPUNGE
EXPUNGE
ABSENCE OF DREAD
YOU ARE UNABLE TO VIEW MY PERSON
AND RATHER HONESTLY
HAVE A QUIET REPOSE
I FABRICATE, I SWINDLE, I PURLOIN
WEEEE
>>1835333
WHAT U MEAN
YOU RETARDED MORON
Ahhh yaaaay!
AND THAT'S THE FINAL WORD CAUSE CHILLY MCFREEZE SAID SO
IT'S ILL ADVICE TO PLACE YOUR CONFIDENCE O A NOXIOUS LIMBLESS REPTILE
WELL LET ME SPEAK TO YOU HAPPY GENE
OOOOOOEEEEEEE
HALT YOUR ADVANCE, A TROPICAL STORM IS PASSING
>>1835326
Have thy olfactory sense been triggered by the crag's culinary feast?
Is this a "TNA attitude era" thread?
THE HEAD THAT RUNS THE AREA
Fuck niggers
>>1835990
Kek
AFFIRMATIVE
Bath
Go to a gym
Hint
Be convinced of a particular
BUDDY
I´LL COUGH UP TO YOU IF YOU INSIST ON BEING A FAGGOT
WERE YOU NOT AWARE?
I'm Cute! CUTE!!!
>>1835402
>chilly
How is that Stone at all?
Maybe MINERAL MCFREEZE
A BODY POLITIC OF HOMOSEXUAL INDIVIDUALS!?
MAY I KNOW WHAT YOUR FOLLOWING ACTIONS WILL BE ONCE HULKAFRENZY PROCEDES TO GO SAVAGE ON YOU, SIBLING
BODY SLAM BOULEVARD NIGGER
I posit that you have no rebuttal to offer
PERHAPS YOU CAN CATCH A WAFT OF THE MEAL I'M PREPARING
>>1835990
I feel like you could just drop this in Brian Kendrick's theme and it'd fit perfectly
>>1837063
IF YOU DETECT THE AROMA OF MY CULINARY EFFORTS!
ABSENCE OF PLAUSIBILITY WITHIN GEHENNA
MATERIALIZING PRESENTLY IS A PLETHORA OF LEGAL TENDER
ISOLATED I STRIDE WITHIN THIS HAZARDOUS EXCAVATION
FREE TO PURSUE MY AMBITION IN EVERY RESPECT OF RAGE
HALTING MY ADVANCE IS IMPOSSIBLE AT THIS POINT IN TIME
I AM A SINGULAR MALE REPRESENTATION OF A GROUP OF INDIVIDUALS SHARING A COMMON INTEREST TYPICALLY INVOLVING MUSICAL INSTRUMEEEEENTS!
>>1835333
COME AGAIN?
I'M GOING TO GO AWAY AND CHANGE MY STATUS TO NO LONGER NEEDED
>>1836782
18+
BY THE VIRTUE OF THE FACT THAT I AM A MALE WITH A COURSE OF ACTION
VERBAL EXPRESSION OF EXULTATION!!!
THIS IS A DOMICILE IN MY POSSESSION!
I AM A CELEBRITY OF THE MOST OFFENSIVE GRADE
>>1837246
Jebus dude
MEOW
I am called finlay, and I appreciate a tussle
>>1837564
It was my first try.
YOUR CONTRACT IS TERMINATED
RAD
In case that you can sense the aroma of what Dwayne Johnson is baking
WAH
WAH
WAH
UNDEVIATING COMBUSTION!
>>1837581
kek
It's factual, it's indeed factual!
>>1836782
Chilly McFreeze was one of the names WWF pitched to him
+18
>>1835339
REMOVE
REMOVE
REMOVE
know your place, and shut your piehole!
>>1837202
Impressive.
HEEEEEEEY
GIIIIIIIIIIRLSSSSS
>>1837039
Based Bearded Beast is Best Beast
>>1835990
goddamnit
>>1837298
kek
The K9's are within the restricted water basin section. Carhole flank entryway is agape.
>>1837202
>>1837191
>>1837592
>>1838750
Kekkk
>>1837705
Seriously?
What I am explaining is indeed correct, so much so that I will reaffirm said fact with damnation!
KNEELING
TO BEGIN WITH
THEN ME ON THE BACK
THEN A LITTLE OF EVERY OTHER POTENTIAL POSITION
ARE YOU STILL THERE? PLS RESPOND
I AM JUST AN ATTRACTIVE MALE CHILD
SHH!
NO TEARS NOW
ONLY DREAMS
This might be the greatest thread of all time.
BEQUEATHED WITH EXCEPTIONAL HEREDITARY QUALITIES
In the event of your ignorance, I choose you!!
>>1840345
Cheering jovial exclamation!!!
Gain conscience of your position and stop talking.
I am of the highest quality and distinguished from the rest of my competition in the present, past and future.
this is the greatest thread of all time
I am the final match on the card that is gifted with heightened importance, as well as the individual that halts the progress of the show based on my exceptional ability...
EGADS INDEEEEEED
CHEER IN CASE OF YOUR EARS RECEIVING THE INFORMATION I PRESENT
Listen here you retarded mongoloid, I am the greatest quality performer on this Earth with what I do, so much so that I was able to defeat The Pebble and Chilly McFreeze in the same night to become the inaugral WWF Nondisputable Winner.
>>1840451
Bro they've been doing this shit on /wew/ for years now.
>>1840464
REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THIS DISCUSSION PROMPTLY AND WITH HASTE FOR OUR SOPHISTICATED PARLANCE ON EXISTING IDIOMS EFFORTLESSLY SURPASS THEIR COLLOQUIAL UTTERANCES.
ARE YOU ABLE TO COMPREHEND IT, FOOL
Shush
IT IS OF NO SIGNIFICANCE HOW YOU IDENTIFY YOURSELF
>>1840460
BIG BUTTS
QUIZ
QUIZ
THIS IS A QUIZ
I AM A TUSH DUDE
***djeunt*** ***djeunt***
YEAH I AM A TUSH DUDE
THEY HAVE NO DESIRE FOR NAUGHT
AFTER ALL
AFTER ALL
>>1835990
I'm dead
MUSLIM!
MUSLIM!
FINALLY!
YOU LACK COMPANIONSHIP!
But, to offer you an example, what has he ever... accomplished?
IT IS YOUR BELIEF THAT YOU ARE PRIVY TO MY INNER MACHINATIONS
>>1844101
The best
FUCK!
Presuppose the thing
>>1844325
Fucking dying
Were gonna create a barrier and bill Canada for it.
GIMME A BLOWJOB
A human being belonging to a particular group of people will be selected at random and have their behind forcibly struck with my foot.
SLEEP
IN
TRUCE
...
IN SPITE OF THE LESS-THAN-IDEAL CIRCUMSTANCES
THE INFERNO CONTINUES INDEFINTELY
I PRESUME I I COULD BE ADORABLE
>>1844595
I AM CERTAIN THAT I AM AESTHETICALLY PLEASING
>>1844386
Meh, so so
WHAT IS HE UP TO IN THE CRASH SECTOR
>>1840411
who will be the one after?
FURTHERMORE, 'TIS THE CONNECTION BETWEEN THE 2 LOWEST POSSIBLE POINTS IN A GIVEN PLANE
>>1840514
Kek
What is your deepest desire? Oral sex!
If you ever decide to take a vacation in Georgia, you should pay attention to the local customs or else you may be incarcerated for a period of time.
I hate chicken tenders!
Perhaps you'll comprehend the situation it I state it in the following manner, Seff...
>>1837164
kek
I'm here to present myself in an orderly manner in an attempt to show those spectating that I am above par compared to my other colleagues and any other people that may or may not partake in similar activities that I do
Niggers aren't allowed to have championships. Blacks don't deserve to have belts.
I'll leave you now and call myself out-of-date
>>1844325
kek
>>1844599
I POSSES THE APPEARANCES
Do not behave towards me as if I were female
Do not behave towards me as if I were male
Do not behave towards me as if we were acquainted
>>1845836
THAT TRIGGER THE PRIMAL INSTINCTS IN YOUNG WOMEN
OBSERVE MY OPTIC ORGANS
>>1845836
THAT CAUSES THE YOUNG FEMALES TO BE IN A FRENZIED STATE OF MIND
>I am the most qualified person on the whole planet for the activities I partake in, is that an information you can comprehend at this exact point in time? Perhaps I should come rest on your thighs!
>>1835333
COULD YOU REPEAT THAT PLEASE
>>1844424
Goddammit I'm to late
I HAVE ARRIVRED WITH INTENT TO SET FORTH A CHALLENGE
>>1846138
I AM MICHAEL GREGORY MIZANIN, AND I AM... VERY IMPRESSIVE
Please enter my rail transport that contains adult human females willing to provide sexual favors for payment.
PROCURE THE PIECES OF HOUSEHOLD WOODEN FURNITURE THAT POSSESS SEVERAL LEGS FOR STRUCTURAL SUPPORT AND A FLAT TOP UPON WHICH ONE CAN DINE OR SERVE REFRESHMENTS AMONG OTHER THINGS
I AM CAPABLE OF PERFORMING AN OPEN-PALMED STRIKE UPON THE COUNTENANCE OF A DANGEROUS ROTATING COLUMN OF AIR THAT FORMS AS A RESULT OF INSTABILITY IN THE ATMOSPHERE
>>1844577
STARE INTO MY PUPILS
WHAT CAN BE NOTICED
>>1846296
MY DEMEANOUR CAUSES PEOPLE TO FLOCK TOWARDS MY PERSONAGE
ALL OF A SUDDEN, A JUMPING CUTTER!
John Cena, as you remain in repose, with any luck in as much physical discomfort as is conceivable, lend me your ear. I request that you reflect on my words, for I will be departing in short order with the WWE Championship, and there are many grievances that I wish to air beforehand.
>>1845194
Was that gimmick a reference to blowjobs?
I AM NOT POSSESSED BY FEAR, I AM SIMPLY POSSESSED BY ANGER
>>1846570
Yeah dude.. "What does everybody want? Head!"
>>1845944
THAT CAUSE THEM TO GYRATE
IT IS NOW TIME FOR THIS PRODUCTION TO BE UNDERWAY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
...DRAT!
HOW ARE YOU?
your optic nerves are incapable of perceiving me
thee is simply an average male, manipulating tirelessly using his extremeties
>>1837604
YOU ARE AWARE OF THIS, SIBLING
Punch testicles
>>1846772
I MAKE THEM FEEL LIKE THEY ARE IN A STATE OF EUHORIA
>HITHER ARRIVES THE DISCOMFORT
I AM A .... GRAPPLING DEITY
Joseph is going to leave you in a state of relinquished life
PETITE JAMES !!
MAY WE INQUIRE ABOUT YOUR CURRENT STATUS?!
*walks*
>>1835333
Beg your pardon?
>>1852355
Brah. Why?
>>1852355
lol, took me a minute.
your going to hell. funny though.
Seize the female by the genitals
>>1837594
Underrated.
>>1835356
I don't get this onr
Only instance of it's variety
>>1846244
explain
>>1853391
I CAN SLAP A TORNADO
>>1853373
And quite frankly
>>1843590
This one got me kek
>>1853420
Ah right
>>1846339
underrated
AT LAST, DWAYNE JOHNSON HAS RETURNED TO (insert city here)
Capturing insects inside of my oral cavity.
You're members are too minuscule to jab with Jesus
>swindled
You are allowed to observe but making physical contact is prohibited
>>1835376
The fuck did I laugh for?
>>1861577
Without Cowardice
>>1844101
Took me a minute
MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE READS ENZO AMORE AND I AM CONFIRMING IN A FORMAL STATEMENT THAT I AM THE LETTER FROM THE ALPHABET KNOWN AS G. WITH THAT, I HAVE NO INTENT TO DECEIVE THAT I AM QUITE OF A COMLY NATURE AND THAT CANNOT BE EDUCATED!
ACCOMPANYING ME TO THIS HERE SPOT IS ERNORMOUS CASSIDY WHO HOLDS A GUINESS WORLD RECORD FOR BEING TALLER THAN AVERAGE HEIGHT. THIS ALSO CANNOT BE EDUCATED.
WITH NUMEROUS EXPLOSIONS, WE INTRODUCE OURSELVES TO THIS FINE ESTABLISHMENT.
ARISE FROM YOUR SLUMBER, THE HOUR OF THE FEAST HAS COME
>>1863082
Jesus
>>1835326
O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU?!
>>1863082
THERE EXISTS A SINGLE WORD THAT IS INDICATIVE OF YOUR CHARACTER, AND I'M GOING TO LIST THE LETTERS THAT MAKE IT UP FOR YOUR BENEFIT
D-E-L-I-C-A-T-E