Current Champions
>WWE Heavyweight Champion
AJ Styles
>Intercontinental Champion
The Miz
>Smackdown Tag Team Champions
Heath Slater & Rhyno
BASED A SHOW
Get hype Smackbros!
you forgot womens champion Becky Lynch dumbass
Hello fellow /smack/chads
who /a/j styles here
>>1835267
>this is what Ambrose fans look like
>>1835280
How do you know that's Carter?
Who's ready for a comfy 2 hours of wrestling + ~30 minutes of Talking Smack?
Will be watching Flash tonight for the first hour. See you at 8
>>1835282
Its not
>>1835288
Hi Carter!
>>1835282
Not hard to tell t b h famalams
I just went to /r/Squaredcircle and read some comments and threads... it's quite literally the most faggot shit I've ever read. How can anyone go there ?
>VP debate tonight
If we beat RAW in ratings I will legit shit bricks
>>1835305
So it's not him?
Sitting behind the legend
You know, I'd like AJ to retain and have a decent first reign, but I really wouldn't mind Cena having another title run before he's done.
And I mean a long one, with everyone coming after him and chasing it. As much as I would've hated that idea a year or two ago, it really wouldn't bother me now.
Am I the only one?
>>1835267
Please have sex
>>1835311
Ask him how he can afford sitting front row for every ppv for past decade
>>1835317
I think it would make a better story for him to chase it and never actually get it
>>1835311
Ask him who imbued him with teleportation powers
>>1835324
Buttplug?
Hope you like weeb in the front section cause that's what this episode is gonna be /asp/
>>1835355
Sauce?
>>1835357
you better have a sign anon
Anything good happening tonight or just boring since before PPV?
>>1835365
What do u think
>>1835365
I'm hyped, No Mercy looks great
>>1835374
Yeam me 2 Looks like a good card.
How does Smackdown do it lads?
How are we this good?
Hawkins debut
>>1835382
less Steph infection
>>1835388
Is he the new /fact/ man?
>>1835382
The shows are the same shit, you guys are delusional.
I quit watching both shows 2 weeks ago, and I've already grown 4 inches.
>>1835382
>comfy 2 hrs
>no CURRENT YEAR agenda
>no Steph
>Based Shane
>ADraw Styles
>Big Money John
>no bullshit filler crap, all things have a purpose
>>1835396
So your what 5'4 now?
How can you make your penis grow?
Who's watching /Christley/?
>>1835405
stroke it a wee bit fella
>>1835406
this shit is unbearable
>>1835405
watch total bellas
>>1835406
No idea what that is desu
>>1835396
If you're not intelligent enough to discern the differences in writing quality, just say so. We won't laugh.
>>1835412
He said grow not shrink
>That cold open
>>1835382
You're not
Your competitors are just so garbage that you look decent in comparison
>>1835419
>women in the main event of Raw
You have literally no argument against our main event
This opening video package is really cool.
>>1835419
Ambrose has actually been good lately on the promos. Sure his ring-work still needs to be tidied up, but Cena's in there, too.
Donde están mis /smack/hermanos?
who /SDinSD/ here?
>>1835429
When Dean puts in effort he's great on the mic
>>1835430
Aqui amigo!
That's all the Spanish I know to spell though.
>>1835430
Aquí
>No opening promo
/smack/ wins again
>starting with a match
neato
>smackdown starting with a match
is this actually happening? no promo?!?!?! wtf is going on
So what do you think Curt Hawkins's announcement is?
>>1835430
*levanta la pata*
aqui :3 ^^ xDD :v
>>1835430
aca papi
Kane?
>Kane
Well, the SD streak had to end one day.
>show starts with a match
LITERALLY THE EASIEST CHANGE AND IT MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD
HOW DOES RAW NOT GET THIS
Holy fuck Big Pop Kane
>smackdown actually starts with wrestling
It's over. I can't even remember the last time a WWE show started with anything that wasn't a promo.
>>1835388
>empty seats everywhere
>Straight to the wrestling
HOLY SHIT SMACKDOWN WINS AGAIN
Based Kane
>2016
>Kane
Are there any Rawtists left or have they all killed themselves?
I always mark for Kane, can't help it
>>1835450
/ck/ here, nice looking Go' Za'.
>>1835415
the shows are written by the same people you mark
>>1835444
Ewww
>>1835449
>Rawtist seething because he's confused when the show doesn't begin with Steph or Booman cutting the same promo
Hey, the crowd is into this. Nice nice nice nice
>>1835453
Rusev vs. Roman literally 8 days ago
>>1835463
I know, it's still neat
>Raw literally did this last week
shut the fuck up
>>1835460
>ck
What other boards are watching with us?
Why do so many people bleed randomly lately?
Kane's mouth is bleeding
>>1835459
Same
>smackdownies will defend blandy orton
>>1835470
/pol/
Ok, I stand corrected. Bretty gud so far...fuckin upside down Randy
Is Randy in Australia?
2spook
Ayyyy lmao
The fuck?
Smack already won
>>1835470
/b/
What is Randy doing in Australia?
LIKE THIS
*turns right side up*
>Smackdown making me care about Randy
How do they do it bros?
Holy shit is Kane's mouth bleeding?
>Mid match mini-promo
I like this
>>1835463
>Rawtist citing that borefest as a match
Seriously what happened to Kane's mouth?
>>1835483
I heard /b/tards hate our asses. Is that true?
Based /smack/ already won
Kane over as fuck
>great camera-work
>story progressing
>crowd into it
>decent little slugfest match
WHAT WENT RIGHT WITH SMACKDOWN
>that shot of Kane sitting up during the mini-promo
Awesome
That cold open
Raw wins again
>spooooooooooooky Randall
ahahaha
Kane's mouth getting busted open made that little segment better.
>>1835470
/e/ here
Also, a loss by count out is still a loss
>>1835486
Randy Orton just isn't compelling to me doing this sort of feud. When he was wandering through the back, it seemed more like a comedy skit, because Orton just doesn't fit that situation. Anyone else feel the same?
How do you defend a man whose cardboard cut out had more charisma than him?
FUCK OFF RANDY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Is that fuck wearing a black metal shirt.
>>1835491
they don't even care
Based Corbin here to kill this nerd
big banter time
WW
>>1835430
Etoy aqui, mi amigo.
BASED SWAGGIE
>>1835470
/mlp/ representing the horse fuckers
>that swagger pop
>>1835493
ya seethin
WE THE PEOPLE
Welp I sat down to watch wrestling for the first time in a year and I already want to turn it off forever
ROLLING STONESA
>>1835498
RAW has lost almost every week for a while now my-dude
Potentially good midcard feud desu
>>1835491
Not that I've seen. To busy with their trap treads I suppose
>swaggers acting
The state of WWE is pure shit.
I care about both these men, this will be a good feud
WOMENS SHIT
>>1835518
Good, fuck off for good
>thicci and bliss
I can fap to this
>THICCky vs Alexa
MUH DICK
ITS OVER RAW IS FINISHED
>>1835498
Please leave
Eh, Corbin and Swagger aren't that great on the mic. Makes me really miss Zeb Colter. Their match should be good though.
This could be a hype triple threat
>Bray loses yet another match
>but only because he threw the match to toy with his feud some more
What am I supposed to even feel?
>>1835497
It's the small things like those I tell ya'
>Nikki and Alexa
WE BOUT TO GET BLISSED LADS
>ib4 Carmella interferes to absolutely zero crowd reaction
The pure homoeroticism of this promo
>match to open the show with story progression
>backstage segment
>we're getting divashit out the way next
>all within 15 minutes
>this time on RAM some cunt is still in the ring yammering on about the same bullshit as last week
THE POWER
OF
SMACKDOWN
This Corbin/Swagger feud should end with a Falls Count Anywhere match with Corbin going over after dragging Swagger with his motorcycle
wrestling is absolute shit now and will never recover
>>1835522
Nothing wrong with a good ol trap thread my man
>charly on camera
>trying to discreetly rub my dick while in the presence of family members
This is true suffering
Just tuned in what I miss.
>smackdown desperately needs another top heel after aj
>have bray lose to a senior citizen
good job, I sooooo believe he can beat orton now
>Nikki and Alexa
>>1835534
You may never see Zeb again, the old man got released
>>1835544
dubs of truth
>>1835536
I guess to have Kane still appear as a threat while building up the Wyatt/Orton feud?
>>1835533
No, raw is comfy this is boring.
>>1835548
Seriously did Bray bang a higher ups wife at WWE? Why does he constantly get shit on?
>>1835555
>smacklad
>>>/wew/
>>1835545
Just not my thing bud
>>1835555
Quads of truth.
>>1835546
>good taste in women
my man
>No Snek
>No BMJ
>No AJ
>No Dean
>No Renee Young
>No talking smack
>No Alexa
>No thikki
>No Bray
>No storylines
>No heal uso's
>No american alpha
>No WWE championship
>3 hours long
>Stephanie
>Authority Promos
>30 min long promos
>Vanilla midgets
>Fatass as champion
Whats it like being on constant suicide watch Rawtist?
>>1835560
His dad audited Vince's taxes and the old man never forgot the grudge.
Thicci over as FUCK
>>1835555
Q U A D S of truth
U
A
D
S
>>1835470
/co/ here
>>1835548
But..he walked off. It isn't like he got beaten.
>>1835561
ya seethin
Smackdown is literally kino
They captured Alexa's ass perfectly in 2k17.
Honestly it's the most impressive modeling they've done
>>1835560
vince believes that heels can constantly lose and get their heat back by beating up people after the match
it's how he ruined the club too
>dat pop
NIKKI OVER AS FUCK
How can Sasha Botch even compete?
>Nikki's bra visible
KILL HIM BRAY
KILL THEM ALL
Id kill myself to have threesome with Nikki & Bliss
>>1835555
>Quads
>Fellow Smacklad
Are you are new king?
>>1835566
Ah I see.
>Carmella on the show
Smackdownies will defend this
Lads, will Bliss dress up for the Smackdown Halloween show???
>>1835580
he's a wewtist
>>1835574
inb4 Carmella interferes
again, first time watching in a long time and hahahaha is this what Carmella really sounds like holy cow
That pop for Nikki was louder than literally anyone on RAW
What the hell?
>>1835583
>Halloween is on a Monday
I'm afraid there won't be one friend
THIRSY KARDASHIAN WANNABE
>>1835586
called it
>thirst Kardashian wannabe
Oh.
BASED
E
X
>That fucking kick
Carmella sucks so fucking much
CROWD HOT AS FUCK
BASED SMACK
Even the "women's wrestling" is better on Smackdown holy shit
>becketty
>>1835588
it was all women screaming because they love reality tv.
>>1835586
Wizard
based Smack
>>1835583
God I hope so. Maybe a sexy stockings and suspenders get up
>>1835585
>RAWtist crying cause smacklads were right all along
>WHAT THE-
made me laugh.
The smackdown women's division is really good. Although it's a shame carmella just ends every match with a DQ whether she's in it or not.
>Let me holla at you playa
>This is now a Tag Team Match
>Another 5 minute women's match
Whoever books this shit needs a raise
5 min womens match, feels good man
>>1835476
You guys watching the VP Debate?
upvote if you think Nikki is fuckin T H I C C bruh
Lets go nikki chants.
Honestly the SD girls get way bigger pops reactions than the raw women its embarasing.
>Becketty's face while running out
>>1835600
Why are loads of Women at Smackdown?
It's usually not that loud
TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYA
If this were RAM, Foley would come out and give them a tag team match, playa.
>>1835593
>>1835615
After creepily white knighting them from imaginary people
>>1835598
That because Smackdown actually has a roster and a midcard. Raw literally has 3 top tier talents and then a bottomless pit of nothing.
>>1835613
they came to see AJ Styles
>tfw live in San Diego but can't watch Smackdown live on TV
really wish they would just do Raw and Smackdown live coast to coast
>>1835615
And go on about women's wrestling and how he's proud of them
why the fuck did becky run to the ring carrying the belt like that? she looked retarded
>>1835610
(you)voted
also, i have the upvote extension. your post is upvoted.
>>1835584
Struggled to find a good shot of it
>>1835612
She fucking ran out with the belt too, literal autist
>>1835624
>>1835620
>>1835593
Jesus, she looks terrible close up. Almost ashley terrible.
>>1835623
>not trying to get a satellite feed
>>1835626
Anon, she is retarded. Have you not heard her talk?
>>1835609
Haven't seen a single thread about it today
>5 min women's match
>ends in interference
>still manages to build the rivalries of all involved
How does SD keep doing it?
>>1835564
God damn she is ridiculously pretty
>Pizza hut mocking conspiracy theorists
>namedrops illuminati
>That'll put butts in seats.
>>1835610
>>1835627
>upvoted
>>>/r/eddit
>>1835628
Doing gods work Smackbro
>>1835638
It's not a hard thing to do.
WE GOT A TAG TEAM MATCH PLEYA
>>1835629
Not bad.
>No Sheamus
WE NEVER GOT TO HEAR DANIEL BRYAN'S TEDDY LONG IMPRESSION!
>>1835640
Goddamn Jews
IT'S A TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYAS
Who do you think is fucking Alexa Bliss? I bet it's Orton.
>>1835628
get alexa
>Off-screen set up for a tag match
Well it cant be great all the time
>>1835614
called it as well.
have a (You)
>>1835623
>tfw i used to go to events at the sports arena then go eat chick-fil-a after
Man, I miss San Diego.
>>1835638
the writers try
wait, how is this suddenly a tag match?
>>1835656
They actually have a decent writer. its the guy from NXT.
>>1835644
Tell that to raw
>>1835651
I would hope it's Orton.
>>1835606
>>1835615
I will never tire of Bliss' ass cheeks hanging out the bottom of her shorts.
>>1835657
HOLLA HOLLA
1 on 1 with the Undertaker when?
>>1835655
not sure why you would miss eating that garbage but the kobe swap meet is always a fun time. oh yeah we have hockey again too.
Carmella flails her arms around a lot.
>>1835636
Do you guys even care?
I can't stand Cena's cum dumpster, stupid stuck up bitch materialistic shallow bitch. If Cena was broke she wouldn't bother in talking to him. Entitled fucking bitch, I don't know how people cheer for that hoe
>more shenanigans
THIS IS NOW A TAG TEAM BRA AND PANTIES MATCH PLAYA
>straight fire
how can one be so autistic?
I literally don't understand this love for Nikki
>>1835666
Neither will I.
>>1835676
18+
>>1835669
She was only over in NXT because she was with Enzo & Cass
BASED BLISS
>>1835651
Batista. It's always Batista
>>1835672
What did she do to you, buddy?
>>1835672
Have sex pinhead
BECKETTY EATING THE PIN
>>1835672
Someone's butthurt
MY BLISSFU WON
>>1835672
You need to calm down Reddit.
>>1835659
Everyone running Raw is completely inept.
>this Smackdown so far
fuck I'm really starting to regret not going
I'M OKAY WITH THIS
>>1835672
Mad as FUCK
>>1835672
worked
Should Nikki be messing with spears, didn't Edge mess up his neck that way?
OUR GIRL
U
R
G
I
R
L
>Becky eats the pin
>not even being a champion gets her away from eating the pin
kek
Not gonna lie, I couldn't stand rato at first, but she's really grown on me. Also if I ever got the chance I'd make her shit pancakes forever
>I can't stand Cena's cum dumpster, stupid stuck up bitch materialistic shallow bitch. If Cena was broke she wouldn't bother in talking to him. Entitled fucking bitch, I don't know how people cheer for that hoe
>>1835691
YOU HAD THE OPPORTUNITY AND DIDN'T GO?
>>1835677
Thicc
>>1835675
she's literally Chandra Nalaar
More spoopy kino
Yessssss
how do you faggots watch this garbage every week
>>1835695
No, he messed it up because of Lita's kinks
Who has the RAM women's belt again?
Oh yeah, I don't give a fuck
>>1835701
can't really afford it but could've went if I really wanted to
Goddamn Bliss is both sexy and a good performer.
>her hand on her tits as she went up the ramp
>>1835707
Lift weights
>mfw Alexa and Nikki will never give me a double buttjob
Did that retard Ranallo just call the Twisted Bliss a moonsault variation?????? For fucks sake I thought he was supposed to be the more educated commentator.
Based RKO
>>1835671
I don't think so, nobody talks about debates after that embarrasing presidential debate trump had
>Randy locked him in a crate
So is there more?
>This fucking segment
BASED RANDALL
K I N O
>bliss pins becky before no mercy
>becky retains at no mercy
How obvious can they make it?
>>1835707
Have sex
>>1835711
RAWTIST TRIGGERED
>>1835691
Same desu. I chose to go to Raw because I was hoping the Rumble would be there. Then San Antonio got it...
>>1835710
I need her in my life
>>1835716
Yes he actually called it a "rounding moonsault" when if anything it is a rounding top rope splash or a plancha variation.
>>1835719
>after that embarrasing presidential debate trump
/pol/ would never say that. Explain.
DOLPHUMENTARY
>>1835671
No one cares about the VP debates.
>>1835712
Anon, don't talk to me or my son ever again
>>1835715
>mfw
>FUCKING BLANDY
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>1835713
Damn nigga she was straight up rubbing them titties
>>1835707
gain height
>Randy getting the better of Wyatt
>without the RKO
so bray can't even win at backstage segments?
>>1835735
>using /asp/ lingo and opinions off of /asp/
ohnoitsretarded.jpg
>>1835715
It'll be ok.
>becketty will be champ till the rumble
>>1835707
>SEETHING
>>1835734
He's a CTR shill. /pol/ here, have smack on my tv and cozy pence on my pc
>>1835745
Bray is literally an Upper Card jobber. His job is to put over talent is are already over.
>>1835707
kys toygun autist
>>1835514
KYS
>>1835745
I-I s-s-still love him tho.
>>1835745
Got a secret for ya, bud...
Bray is shit.
>>1835719
Record status: Corrected.
>>1835739
>We will never get beauty tips from "Dashing" Cody Rhodes again
I await Death's sweet embrace
Is carmella a tranny or just a horse? Live poll!
>>1835759
You could've gotten beauty tips from Tyler Breeze
>>1835756
New thread when?
Do you SmackDownies really call this shitty show the "A-show"? This is worse than Raw, SmackDown will always be the second show, you obese faggots. I almost fell asleep in just 30 minutes. Keep dreaming about being the best show, faggots, it'll never happen!
>>1835710
Bretty gud, you rarely see old school heel shit like this anymore.
Not normally a heel cheerer but I fucking hope Bliss gets that belt on sunday.
>>1835765
when we hit page 9
>>1835759
>mfw I'll never get mustache grooming tips from "Dashing" Cody Rhodes again
>>1835764
Stop samefagging to make stupid jokes pinhead
>>1835768
>being this much of an assblasted rawtist
>>1835768
>Rawtist SEETHING
>CANCER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why is Bryan such a cuck lads?
when is wyatt going to get a win?
>>1835770
She stood "tall" obviously she won't
>>1835768
>Posts Paul Haymen
>The guy that made Smackdown the A-Show in the first brand split
Nice
>>1835768
Swing and a miss
>it's a komen segment
oh no.. Why you do this smackdown?
>>1835759
I remember a time when that Dashing Cody gimmick was super over, people came to the ring with bags on their heads, the works. Then it's like they just abandoned it, shifted to Cody wearing that mask like a fucking weirdo.
>>1835768
>Being this assmad that his show, Raw, is complete dog shit
>cancer survivors more over than the RAM women's roster
>>1835734
The crowd popped for hillary more than for trump, the (((neutral))) dude asking the questions attacked trump every time he could, none of trump's jokes worked the crowd, he couldn't finish sentences, among others
When will they fight with balls cancer? :/
When did you realize Daniel "My Wife's Open for Business Mike" Bryan was this bad?
>>1835788
They started handing out the bags when he became UnDashing with the mask
Looks like they get titles.
who would win in a feud between bray wyatt and cancer in october
muh breast cancer
I would fuck the one in the middle and the right to be honest
>>1835787
Can't blame Smackdown senpai, they have to do it. At least it's in the first hour than the last hour like Raw.
>>1835725
Kys blissfu is life
>>1835768
All SmackDown had to do was air its opening theme song and it had already beat RAM
>>1835790
KEK
Theresa lopez > Botcha Banks
>>1835792
In a few years
Will Daniel Enzo the belts?
>>1835788
>shifted to Cody wearing that mask like a fucking weirdo
>hating phantom of the Smackdown Cody
I love it when he did that.
That chick at the very end has some cute sandals
>>1835783
umm...
>>1835799
Cancer.
>>1835794
>He's winning the Rumble
Please don't toy with my heart anon
>>1835798
Read that as titties kek
>>1835719
₪0.02 deposited into your good goy account
Nice try, CTR. He's still going to win. The landslide is going to be downright embarrassing for her.
>not all heroes wear capes
SUPERHEROES DON'T EXIST YOU FUCKING LIBERAL KEK FAGGOT
Why are these dumb whores in /my/ ring?
>Cancer survivors more over than anyone on Raw
It's almost too easy
Kek, Brian pulls it off with one pull. Enzo fans on suicide watch.
>>1835821
>being this mad
hit the weights pinhead
this is absolutely devaluing the women's title and i'm completely against this
>>1835821
Only super special women can get treatment for a disease.
>Based D-Bry infinitely better at sheet-pulling than Enzo
I switched tab, heard a HOLD ON and literally though Miz came out to interrupt the segment
Cancer status:
[ ] Not blown out
[ ] Blown out
[X] BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>1835844
Have sex
>swagger's promo pic
KEK it suits him at least
>>1835846
Common Man Dusty Rhode never had a chance
;_;
>Not giving them replica Intercontinental Titles
Zack Ryder survived cancer where's his World Title?
>>1835844
gain weight
lose height
>>1835880
He beat cancer on his own without any help from Vince, so he gets nothing!
>>1835880
KEK thanks anon, thanks
GET HYPE
Goldberg confirmed?
What is even happening. Should I care? Is it hype?
>>1835715
Id rather bend nikki over and fuck her while she eats out alexa