God last night Sasha was bald as fuck!

>people actually find her attractive

What happened?

>>1833507
Nu-males easily fall for le nerdy girl gimmick. They're obsessed with this personality type. It causes their perception of her appearance to be warped and they find her attractive. If Sasha didn't pander to fat smarks they would not find her hot at all, they'd see the real monster

>>1833504
fucking hell did anyone tell her how far back the wig/weave is jeeeesus

>>1833517
>actually trying to "scientifically" explain attraction
You're so insecure you fucking faggots.

Why do you post the same thing over and over?

>>1833530
>Sashafag seething

>>1833517
>>1833530

>Smarkz, aka nerds, aka dregs; think so low of themselves that they idolize a balding, horse-faced, half-breed because they couldn't imagine ever getting any better. In their disordered minds the beautiful is ugly and everything ugly is elevated. This is why, with a straight face and no awareness, they will tell you Mong Faced Bayley is prettier than Eva Marie

>>1833540
>pretending that Eva Marie is facially pretty

>>>/lgbT/

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>>1833769
Clearly literally 10/10 most perfect greatest of all time.

>>1833774
Yes dude, because they don't like Eva Marie on reddit.

>>1833774
>>1833782
go away Cuckter

>>1833802
worked

>>1833773
Nice manjaw.

>>1833530
Sashafag, please
This is getting awkward

>>1833504

Can't she superglue the wig to her forehead properly?

>>1833531

>seething

Why is it so easy to force memes on this board? Is it the low population? I could make up something right now and it would stick.

>>1833530
Nu-male spotted. Seething at being caught out?

>>1833855
Because the shitters on here will repeat any unfunny schtick like the good little Pavlovian puppies they are.

Hold on.....I haven't watched WWE in 2 years but I've seen pics of this girl posted on here with a receding hairline......you mean to tell me those were real?

I thought those were all photoshops to exaggerate a slightly-large forehead....Jesus....

>>1833896
inb4 u know what

>>1833903
what

>>1833896
ya gotta learn to express yourself better

>>1833896
Suggest five words, terms or phrases that should become memes for the board.

>>1833918
1. Buttstunt

>>1833773
In her worst day she looks better than Smasha Cunts on her best.

>>1833923
>oh yeah well she's better looking than this really ugly person!!!!
Must have sounded more effective in your head

>>1833897
It's real. Watch a video of hers or something to see for yourself.

>>1833918
ShAlMks

>>1833911
Fucker you're dropping science while I'm dropping English.

>>1833918
"Actual quality posting"

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>>1833923
>Smasha Cunts

>>1833928
>The disordered mind of a smark, and also the level of banter a single-mother led household breeds

>>1833918
4: Superb Landing, boy

If Sasha asked for you to fuck her, you would literally be on your knees in a heartbeat. Don't lie to me.

>>1833949
>>1833942
>>1833931
>>1833921
I like how you're just left to guess at what any of them might mean or be referring to. Like most of the "new" memes.

>>1833948
You're somehow the dumbest poster on the board that Carter uses as a litterbox.

>>1833951
>some ugly, lonely fat nerds on a dead image board would fuck her if it was given for free
Truly the highest of standards

>>1833918
That dog won't sprint.

>>1833918

1. "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."
2. Mrs. Leshaniqua Rhodes.
3. "Have you ever googled how many jews there are working at WWE?"
4. Spamjavelin.
5. "do u even billy robinson?"

>/asp/ is saved

>>1833959
you missed the cut-off
superb landing, boy

>>1833530
>SEETHING

>>1833931
short for "shoot all marks"

>>1833773
>has to wear 30lbs of makeup to look attractive

>>1833961

Fair dos, I'm the only cunt who could manage five in a post.

>>1833918
You need something that's an instant, meaningless comeback to absolutely anything said to you.
Something you can default to as easily as "no u" or "I know you are but what am I" in a schoolyard.

>>1833965
Also several thousand dollars' worth of plastic surgery

>>1833965

SEETHING, and curiously stupid enough to miss that Sasha wears as much yet Eva doesn't need a wig to hide balding.

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>>1833968

do u even billy robinson cunt?

>>1833970
>>1833923
>keeps deflecting with Sasha even though no one claimed Sasha is hot
That dog won't sprint.

>>1833975

SEETHING, and curiously stupid enough to miss that Bayley wears more make up than anyone but still wouldn't touch his smegma covered smark worm even if he was the last man on earth

>>1833968
Bottom-diver.

Slugdick.

Junt.

Rotundus Max.

Fudger.

>>1833980
>all that deflection from Eva's manface
Your buttstunt has failed.

>>1833965
people pretend to find her hot for kicks

>>1833986

SEETHING, and curiously stupid enough not to realize that Eva-fucking-Marie has more testosterone running through her manjaw and sizeable clitty than he does

>>1833990
>claiming that woman has more testosterone in her clitdick than a guy

Uhh speaking as a casual observer I don't think that was the game-winning move you thought it'd be, pal.

>>1833997
he's a slugdick, ignore him

>>1833990
>wider jaw = totally alpha male

You swallowed this baitish meme? xD A lot of female actresses, singers and models have a little protruted jaw.

>>1834001
You ever notice he's the only one forcing that "seethe" meme attempt? It never catches on despite all his effort.

>>1834004
>A lot of female actresses, singers and models have a little protruted jaw.

It's because HGH is the most used anti-aging drug in Hollywood. It's also why Ryback's head has completely malformed during his years as a wrestler and why athletes regularly need braces in their 30s to combat teeth movement.

>It's also why Eva Marie can lift more than all Sasha fans in this thread

>>1834001
>slugdick

kek I will steal that one.

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>>1834004
he's been conditioned by /b/ to believe that non-weak jaws = tranny

like a strong jaw on a woman is automatically negative and masculine and can't possibly be a good thing ever

in short he no longer knows what women do or don't look like

>>1834013
told ya

>>1834008
Because it's lazy and he overdoes it so it's not organic.

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>>1833982
Rotundus Max

>>1834015
MEW is love
MEW is life