Superstars you like for no good reason

>>1821746
Vaudevillains are amazing

who?

I like Just Joe.

>>1821746
Aiden English is great. I wish they would just let him do something outside of being below the ascension in the pecking order.

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For some reason I liked this fag in 2010

Apollo crews

Neville.
I like English people and flippy shut.
Fuck it.

>>1821762
>Neville is good though?

>>1821746
I love what the Vaudevillains COULD be, if they went all out in the gimmick, it would be amazing, especially in an age of such subdued characters. But it turns out they're just a regular team with a wacky old timey skin plastered on top, and I just sit here waiting for them to be fun.

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>>1821746

The ascenscion. fuckin love that entrance theme.

No Way Jose is my favorite of all time

>>1821805
You just like that thicc ass

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It started ironically but soon enough I became an actual Mojo mark

Jack Swagger.

>>1821812
I know this gets asked as a joke a lot, but I'm serious: What's their character? Are they part of the Illuminati? Are they doomsday cultists? Are they just two dudes who like to hurt people and the way they look is inconsequential? Because their titantrons are cool as fuck.

>>1821746
Fandango

>>1821746
If there's any team that could use a dastardly mustache-twirling heel manager, it's these guys. The gimmick is great but I don't think they quite have the charisma/mic skill to get it over yet.

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>>1821973
Aiden English absolutely positively has what it takes. They just need to go off their original gimmicks: English is the very vocal snobbish arthouse film director and Gotch is a MUTE silent movie protagonist strongmen, Aiden should come out with one of these and get shots of Gotch during their matches, Aiden should shout stage instructions at Gotch, tell him to tag him in to show him how it's done, then tag Gotch back and he repeats his spots, Gotch should perform amazing feats of strength and pose for the camera mid-match.

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>>1821746
>>1821752
>>1821973
>>1821990

>Worst theme and entrance of all time
>One is skinny, the other a manlet
>Ayyyy we like some old strongment, lucky standards are so low right now, we seem clever
>Simon Botch almost killed Enzo Amore with a botch
>Simon Bitch got his ass kicked by based Sin Cara at catering
>Have yet to cut a promo or do anything other than job on RAW

*this is awesome CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

>>1822005
>Title of the thread is literally "Superstars you like FOR NO GOOD REASON"

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Is wanting to fuck him a no good reason?

>>1821945
i liked him from breaking ground where he read that kid's report card to the crowd after a taping and everyone cheered the kid

that was pretty damn cool man

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>>1822014
You have no idea how stupid that sounds?

This board is 18+

If you can't justify your opinion with more than feelings then you're a woman

>>1822024
You're trying way too hard, bud. Surely someone as cool and edgy as you has something better to do on a Friday night.

Drew gulak

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>>1822032
If you can't justify your opinion or handle the bantz then what the hell are you doing on 4chan you /plebbit/ newfag.

I mean ffs "Yeah, the vaudevillains, I like em, but I can't think of a reason". You're a total idiot.

>>1822020
No, Becky. Go to bed.

>>1822046
>SEETHING

>>1821805
Erick Rowan's solo theme is one of the greatest of all time. A shame they had him job to Big show instead of taking his autistic savant gimmick somewhere interesting.

>>1821961
They're basically just wrecking machines who like to destroy people.

>>1822005
>basing your opinions off what happens on RAW

pleb

>>1822024
>>1822046
Eat a gunbarrel.

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Sex Ferguson TV debut when?

>>1821961

They are two wanderers of a post apocalyptic wasteland. Duh.

>>1822005
>Simon Botch almost killed Enzo Amore with a botch

It was Memenzo's fault. The guy shouldn't wrestle.

drew gulak

>>1822891
Gulak is awesome tho dude

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Fav

>>1822902
he looks even worse in a singlet

>>1822930
I thought that was the joke.

>>1821961
Why did the E bury them so badly? That segment where even fucking jbl got a shot in was cringe worthy

I like them and the vaudevillains but I doubt either will ever get about jobber status

>>1822902
that has got the best the biggest shit eating grin of all time

>>1823039
JBL got worked by them cutting a heel promo that somebody in the office wrote for them.

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>>1821944
I can't deny that

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One More Push...

>>1821812
>fuckin love that entrance theme

generic CFO$ riffs #34

>>1821990
CM PUNK
CM PUNK

RANDY SAVAGE
RANDY SAVAGE

WHAT
WHAT
WHAT

BORING
BORING

>>1821746
ascension

>>1821746

I know exactly why I like them.
It brings back that old school WWF feel when they kept giving guys really stupid unlikable gimmicks

Just look at the op gif, thumbs down. Classic kayfabe heat. Nobody else really has it.

>>1823516
you mean the road warriors theme sped up?

>>1821961
Mortal Kombat characters

>>1823563
please explain why

>>1823705
and yes i'm aware of the kind of thread this is. primo & epico pretty much need an explanation from any fans that exist to the rest of us marks

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>>1822005
>>Simon Botch almost killed Enzo Amore with a botch
>>Simon Bitch got his ass kicked by based Sin Cara at catering
this will never not be side splitting hilarious.

>>1821758
in 2010? Freak.

>>1822024
Seething

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D'Lo Brown

Does the bobble head thing he does count as a reason?

D'Lo is one of those wrestlers who just becomes one of your personal favorites, even though he did nothing really special (besides his Eurocontinental champ run)

>>1823880
>he did nothing really special
paralyzed drozz cuz dlo is a nigger

>>1823880
i don't remember how long it was exactly, but they tried again with him for a really short while. seemed to be at least after 2009

road dogg doing the dlo mimic for a dx segment was pretty good too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiRmTySpTAA

I loved both heath slater and justin gabriel as singles for a while, kept supporting my boy heath during his jobber run

>>1823888
Nice trips

>>1823888
Trips confirm

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>>1823888
>paralyzed drozz cuz dlo is a nigger
drozz was shit and deserved it

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>>1821962
>be sleeping over at friends in middle school
>late 2000's
>2am
>his parents were the caretakers of the apartments my family lived in so they got hooked up with cable for almost free
>channel surfing up the in the 1000's
>see wrastling
>hell in a cell style match
>thumb tacks
>plenty of blood
>every weapon you could imagine
>can't remember the name of whatever off brand promotion it was
>only guy I remembered from it was abyss
>tfw I will literally never again watch smackdown every Friday night with my friends, pig out on pizza and play video games

>>1823880
D'Lo was a fucking awesome worker in the late 90s.

>>1824435
Drozz deserved nigga being a botch machine?

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my boy

>>1822902
Tight-whitey inspirational bo is still my favourite character from the last like 5 years

>>1822902
Same here

>>1825108
I always liked Big Suplexes Brodus.

>>1825317
Check out his reign as NXT Champion if you haven't already, it's hilarious.

>>1823880
Man, I really thought D-Lo was going places before the Droz incident

He even did a 1-800-Collect commercial with Austin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsRybXVfcf8

>>1821758
yeah no shit because ur attracted to him u fucking queer

Randy Orton

>>1825728
i literally have no reason why i like him

>>1821757
This. Dude looks good, can sing (fuck knows what for in WWE but still), good wrestler.

>>1821752
The best part about them is how fucking simple their gimmick is -I don't really follow wrestling, but when my brother told me about them, I fucking lost it

It's just - the old timey fight man/men, how has nobody done that before?

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>>1825738
dat wm rko doe

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Sharmrock didn't do much as far as wrestling is concerned, so I don't know why hes always been my number 1 favourite.

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Don't know why, he's always been my favorite. I relate to him.

>>1827095
Probably because he was fucking awesome.

YEARS ahead of his time.

>>1826120
It was Gotch's gimmick in the indies for like a decade and he's not the only one who used it.

Colt Cabana had a similar schtick as "Matt Classic" where he'd play a 70s-style wrestler.

>>1821746
no good reason?

it's cause they are the closest to fedora wearing gentlemen you'll ever see

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Disco Inferno

>fite meh

>>1828159
based glen gilbernetti

>>1823553
I was really hoping that the Vuadvillains vs. Enzo & Cass feud would make cartoon rasslin' great again.

>>1828357
Cass & English had a feud in NXT and it was pretty fun:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH_QHrPJv1w

Goldust desu senpai

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>no mention of Hillbilly Jim

>>1823563
I love their theme.

>>1828098
Meanwhile you only have to look in a mirror.

>>1822005
>>Simon Botch almost killed Enzo Amore with a botch

1. That was Enzo fault. He even admitted it and other wrestlers even said it wasn't Simon's fault

2. If it was his fault, nothing of value would have been lost anyways. Enzo is shit.