Do you think he's lonely?

John... John had a hard life. It's not easy being the best.

>>1821505
He always speaks highly of Cesaro. I believe they are friends. I have also heard he is pals with Ryder but I think Ryder usually hangs out with Miz and Ziggler.

https://youtu.be/_Nr4XrxcInc

>>1821519
BASED BMJ

>>1821514
I think he said that if Zack leaves the WWE he'll leave too.

>you will never be best friends with BMJ

Life is suffering bros

>>1821505
He's a /fit/izen probably

>>1821527
Big Words. At least it's a reason for them to keep Ryder around.

>>1821505
I'm sure Nikki's boobs keep him company.

>>1821505
Samoa Joe is a close friend of his back during his training days in UPW, the champ is here is based of Joey Samoey old theme

>>1821534
Definitley. He wanted to be a body builder initially but never made it.

I heard heard that at every show, there are three locker rooms. One for the heavyweight champion as a bonus for being the champ, one for John Cena alone and one for everyone else to share.

Cena might not even see anyone else before or after he gets on stage.

>>1821508
he needs some time to rest

>>1821540
Really? Joe and he knew each other at the begining of their careers but Cena has been touring with WWE since then and Joe has been doing his own thing. I can't really see them being that close.

>>1821556
Cena was a family friend to Joe, but friends go their separates ways but now that Joe is in the WWE they might reunite.

>>1821563
I didn't know that. That's pretty cool. Cena might be able to get him on Smackdown. That would probably be for the best.

Census best friends are Jericho and Orton

>>1821598
>Jericho
Really? Seems a really odd paring.

>>1821605
https://youtu.be/tjuzVupuVFc

>>1821514
I imagine for them it would be like hanging out with their boss, not a friend

>>1821505
Seems like the type of guy that's everybody's friend in one way or another. Probably doesn't start many conversations backstage but won't tell you to fuck off if you need someone to talk to.

>>1821710
He's the guy you talk to if you really need help or advice. A lot of people seem to resent him initially but come round eventually.

He and Big Bantz Bryan are probably friends

>>1821736
I assume this is the case. He is probably the guy Cena will see the most of and Bryan comes of as a great guy.

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>>1821646
I don't know, this friendship looks really comfy.

>>1821505
That's his own fault. If he chooses not to socialise then that's how it is.

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>>1821745
Cesaro is absolutely bro tier, he and Tyson had never met before getting slapped together in a tag team, and they immeadetly became legit best buds.

>>1821544
Confirmed false

Rock and Brock are the only ones with personal locker rooms

Cena and Taker use the regular locker room

>>1821759
He and Seth got pretty friendly after they got injured around the same time.

>>1821505
>Even his relationship to Nikki Bella seems stilted and forced, like he's doing it because Vince asked him to and not because he actually wants to.

This is the only thing I agree with, but I think it's half because Vince wants John and Nikki (his biggest male and female star) together, and half because Nikki is a hot dumb bimbo who Cena has complete control over and Cena likes that.

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>grew up the only hip hop kid in a town full of hicks
>decide to get shredded
>fail at bodybuilding
>fail at football
>give wrestling a try because why not
>instantly pushed due to massive physique
>work the wigger gimmick Vince gave you despite being really dumb
>work matches with some of the most legendary wrestlers alive
>become so popular that you become the face of the company
>can't give up the fruity pebble gimmick because it would destroy everything
>end up squashing new talent at the request of McMahon
>fans start hating you en masse
>become trapped in the position of the top dog unable to do anything cool because you have to maintain the role of colorful children's show hero who never loses

>>1821786
When will WWE bring back Cena's cyborg gimmick

>>1821779
>Nikki
>biggest female star
Hey Jahn

>>1821794
Hey Paige!

>>1821794
I fucking hate Nikki, but she is still the most over female wrestler in the company. Crowds are dead silent for championship matches featuring Sasha, Charlotte, and Bayley. Nikki gets a huge pop from simply tagging in during a non-championship Smackdown throwaway match.

>>1821505
I'd imagine he has plenty of bros on the road, so not really.

>>1821505
We need a BMJ wojak

>>1821514
I though Ryder and Cena hated each other. Didn't Cena shoulder bump Ryder backstage during Zack's short push and then blame Ryder for it?

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>>1821786

>>1821828
I remember a story where Vince tried to rib Ryder. There was a show in his hometown so Vince promised him a promo and match. At the last minute he told Zack it wasn't happening. People were upset, including John who told Vince the joke was in bad taste.

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>>1821890
Jesus Christ, did Ryder shit on Vince's desk in his first week or something?

>>1821828
Ryder and cena are bros and that's the only reason that cuck is still employed and getting paid 600k a year

>>1821893
No he got over without permission

>>1821736
They kinda have to do since they're family anyway

>>1821920
No they're not. Cena isn't married to Nikki, just dating her.

>>1821505
Cena has friends......not sure about how close they are to him. Cena comes off as a bit of a loner in real life. He doesn't let people get too close. Hell, he doesn't even seem close to Nikki.

>>1821505
Do you think he regrets spending his life wrestling?

his best buddies were Tajiri and Funaki...

>>1821810

Are you sure you're not thinking of Brie?

>>1821810
She's not even over enough as a face to get Carmella over as a heel.

>>1822535
>Brie
>pop
No also she retired months ago

>>1822539
> thinking its anyone else's fault Cringemella can't get over
Lol

>>1821544
How does that work when they're always at different arenas? Is the backstage layout identical all over the country?

>>1821796
From whats been said in the past in fan meets, Paige's line is always one of the longest

Currently on 2.75 million a year.
7% bonus from merchandise.
PPV Revenue Share.

Regret? He's already doing speeches for cash too.

It's hard being John.

>>1822548 what da fuck ya talking about bruh. Same chick that got a pop that was near Slater's pop when she tagged in? Carmella just ain't over bruh.

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>>1821505
It's lonely at the top. The other guys are probably intimidated by him in some way, or look up to him. I think Phil was actually his best friend at one point

>>1822584
what went wrong

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>>1822730
Cena who goes 100% year around doesn't really like it when guys are being lazy. Punk got pissed off and stopped giving a shit and he never cared much for what people thought of him.

I think they're probably still fine with one another despite it all though.

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>BMJ is best friends with whoever he's feuding with at the time
>eventually the angle ends and Cena goes over
>the guy moves on and John is alone once again
>he anxiously waits for creative to assign a new best friend for him, knowing full well that it won't last either

>>1822861
So is he currently friends with AJ or with Dean?

Reading up on Vinces burial of Ryder makes me sad

>>1822861
If you want to feel worse read up on his divorce.

>>1822552
Most stadiums have a shotload of spare rooms in the back for all sorts of things, changing rooms, production rooms etc.

>>1821505

Isn't he good friends with Michael Cole?

Seriously, I swear I remember hearing that from somewhere.....

>>1822584
Story?

>>1822730
It's well known Punk falls out with everyone because he's ridiculously paranoid.

>>1823004
He truly is the Macho Man of his era.

;_;

>>1821505
cena is alpha as fuck. he has his girl and doesn't need little butt buddies hanging around him

>>1822946
From Coke I think he said he's chill and is a good dude just keeps to himself most of the time but jokes with the boys and helps out he NXT people even letting them use his private gym.
>>1823188
I wonder what he thinks of Bryan, like they are basically forced to interact with each other becuse of their women

>>1823196
Bryan & Cena have a mutual respect for each other at the very least.

>>1823196
He's said that he likes and respects Bryan, but doesn't appreciate his bullying unless the target of it is Nikki

>>1823004
To be fair, it's pretty understandable being paranoid and believing everyone to be scumbags if you grow up like he did.

>>1821519
Man as much as I love John, he is aging fast.

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>Cena ask some wrestlers to go out for a drink
>They all say yes
>Every time he makes a joke they all laugh nervously, not wanting to offend someone with more pull than HIATCH
>Cena to nice and naive to know people don't like him
I make myself sad sometimes.

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>>1823700
>the only people that understand what he goes through are Hogan, Austin and Rock
>they think he's lame and never return his calls or hang out with him

>>1822916
Any links?

>>1823700
>>1823873
STOP IT

>>1821505
Why do people hate John so much lately? Why do people want him to turn Heel?

Is it edgy 14 y/o or the general public?

>>1823004
>>1823244
Do people really believe this is real or is it just a meme?

I never know with wrestling fans. Do you really believe these guys hate/love each other?

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>>1823700
>>1823873
>>1825472
>Cesaro was forced into the role of placating Cena by pretending to be his friend so he'd leave the rest of them alone as he made them nervous
>every time he leaves Cena's side he relays to the boys everything potentially embarrassing about Cena so they can all laugh
>as they laugh at him behind his back Cena is telling Nikki about his nice night with his friend as she nods her head and doesn't listen like the plastic monster she is
>then he sleeps
>the he wakes up, works, and spends his entire day looking forward to ten minutes of interaction that are a complete and utter joke, in which he is the butt

>>1823004
I think the only person he never fell out with was Kofi. Like I'm pretty sure they're still buds now.

>>1825973
>the cuck remains close to the nigger

>>1825951
CUT IT OUT

>>1825947
>when a mark tries to sound smart

>>1825937
It's the cycle of marks being idiots and smarks being contrarians.

Cena sucks was at its height back around I think the Rock came back at WM. Cena's US title run was when things turned around.
Also when Lesnar squashed Cena at Summerslam the whole Cenawinslol meme started to crumble.

Apply the opposite logic to smarks

>>1829276
Cena SUCKS was at its peak in the late 2000s.

>>1822832
>I think they're probably still fine with one another despite it all though.

Punk has said many times how great it was to work with Cena and how they were great friends outside the ring.

>>1822978
Cena bet against the Blackhawks winning the Cup.

>>1821505
Probably not, he fucks the shit out of Nikki Bella anytime he wants and probably cums all over her huge tits

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>>1823700
>>1823873
>>1825951
FUCK YOU ANON

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>>1821505
John Cena, Seth Rollins and Cesaro are workout partners and butt buddies. The three of them have been photographed together in the gym multiple times and they take the opportunity to put each other over whenever they can. But since Cena is isolated from the other two on Smackdown now, Nikki might be his only company.