"I'm not a wrestling fan, I'm a WWE fan."

Doesn't apply to me so idk

>w-why don't they like what I like!?

give it a rest man. if you want wrestling discussion, just go to /wooo/. did you just get banned from there and are posting here because of it?

>>1813269
I thought this was the Alternative Sports and Wrestling board, not the Stamford Wives board though.

>>1813281
The WWE fans got moved here since being banned from /sp/. People that like wrestling have mostly left.

>>1813288
That's because you fuckers are pure cancer.

>>1813261
>contemplating quitting your job because you couldn't watch raw live

Is this commercial a parody?

>implying outlaw shit is wrestling

It's flippy gymnastic dance routines, not wrestling

>>1813295
>Implying I'm a /wwe/ autist

I just stopped watching wrestling for a while. Became a casual really and /wooo/ far too moderated and contrarian for me now that I started watching WWE after the draft again.

>>1813261
>metrosexual fruitcake
>works at walmart
>gets wwe tattoo
Sounds like /asp/ to me.

>>1813368
kek

>>1813368
Pottery

>>1813368
/asp/ isn't old enough to get tattoos

>>1813269
>proving OP right

>>1813604
Just shows you how dumb a Stamford Wife is.

>>1813261
Only being a wwe fan doesn't make come off as being a casual.
>any mention of another wrestling promotion
Thread goes to shit and people complain about outlaw shitters. There should be /asp/, /wwe/ and /wrestle/ as their respective boards

>>1813987
Can I press 1 for English?

>>1813992
I dunno why my brain went to dogshit for that sentence

>>1813368
>Implying everyone on /asp/ (except me) isn't a NEET.

>>1813261
yeah

>>1813288
>the board that actually thought have sex was funny
/sp/ is pure cancer

What wewtists don't understand is that every other board on the internet caters to their shitty "discussion" and meme opinions.

We like to funpost, and funposting is much better when everyone's watching the same thing.

>>1814204
virgin detected kek

>>1814217
All of 4chan called it the worst attempt at a forced meme
>when a 12 year old tries to say "get laid"

>>1814208
This is you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESUOeSYZQ6Q

>>1814236
sup george

got that job yet?

>>1814257
>the /mu/ boogie man XD XD

Also what is your obsession with her and her unemployment?

>>1813306
>I have never watched even 1 indies match

>>1814470
Ive tried watching eBOLA numerous times
That guy speaks the truth

Shit looks worse than power ranger fight scenes

>>1814482
And yet both top champs in WWE at present are former PWG Champs. ^_^

>watching literally just 1 indy

>>1814482
>eBOLA

lel

>>1814503
BTFO

>>1814291
holy shit he got mad

>>1814503
Oh and how are those ratings getting on again ?
> ^_^
> being a weeb and an outlaw shitter

>>1814503
>2 guys being good means every single indy darling is good

>>1814520
Well they can't be any more embarrassing than Reigns pulling the lowest-rated RAWafterMania of this decade.

>>1814523
Well, that's not what I said, but if you think that that's good for you.

Stamford Wives
Come out and play

>>1813261
WWE doesn't want to be considered wrestling. People who only watch WWE aren't wrestling fans.

>>1815609
Why does Vince hate wrestling so much? Doesn't he realize that he'd be nothing without it?

>>1815612
Wrestling is not cool or relevant anymore and since he's the king of wrestling that means he isn't cool or relevant anymore, he's insecure is all

>>1815612
This is coming straight from Vince McMahon's mouth. If you want to learn a thing or two instead of attempting an argument just Google it.

>>1815649
Your post makes no sense. Did you reply to the wrong guy?

>>1815653
No. A question was asked and said to Google. Sorry if that is too much work for you, maybe you shouldn't Google.

>>1815662
>using Jewoogle in any year

Your post still makes no sense retard.

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>>1813261
Guys...this is really bothering me. Can anyone refute OP's picture?

>>1815678
>hipsters are still a thing

What doesn't make sense? Vince said he doesn't want to be considered wrestling. You're asking me why instead of looking it up yourself.

>>1815730
My post :
Why does Vince hate wrestling so much? Doesn't he realize that he'd be nothing without it?

Your reply :
This is coming straight from Vince McMahon's mouth. If you want to learn a thing or two instead of attempting an argument just Google it.

That makes no sense. All you had to do was reply with the post you just did, but you tried to be cute and ended up looking like a dick.

>>1813261
Can anyone refute this image?

>>1813269
Woo is full of smarks that love wwe. Probably the most retarded forum

>>1816653
You must be new here.

>>1813288
Because you windowlickers are pure cancer.

>>1814204
>implying have sex isn't the pinnacle of comedy on this board too

>>1816442
Doesn't look like it.

>>1815725
>>1816442
Still waiting

>>1813281
>Stamford Wives
please stop forcing this retarded meme
or at least get a trip so I can filter you

>>1813261
WWE has been about entertainment for decades, wrestling is just a means to end a story.

>>1821831
Does it bother you for how accurate it is?

>>1821852
It hits the nail on the head and the only rebuttal they can offer is to throw a tantrum.

>>1816653
>smarks
>liking WWE

>>1815744
You're literally retarded, try adding the post you responded to into the discussion you fucking idiot.

>Stamford wife

My god you're a boring faggot. Just go back

>>1815609
This.

>>1822445
Triggered Stamford Wife

>>1813261
Which one of you faggots starred in this video?

If outlels are so great how come they don't draw as much as based wwe?

>>1824447
McDonald's sells billions of burgers a day and they are pure shit. People are stupid and will consume the garbage that is the easiest to get.

>>1824462
>they are pure shit
You have shit taste in both burgers and wrestling, my advice is to kill yourself

>>1824472
Thanks for proving my point.

>>1813281
It is, and this is neither. This is just lazy, sub-Carter shitposting.

>>1824472
>doesn't think McDonald's is shit

>>1813261
>He wants /asp/ to become a outlaw shitter safe space

The WWE>everything else mentality, genuine or not, is the only thing keeping the sjw/weeaboo migration from /woo/ and r/squaredcircle in check because normies don't want to be associated with it. It's the same reason /tv/ went to shit when they kicked out the pedophiles.

>>1829337
>equating /wwe/ to pedophiles

...actually yeah I have no argument opposing this.

>>1829346
kek

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>>1829337

>>1829337
>It's the same reason /tv/ went to shit when they kicked out the pedophiles.

You know you may have a point now that I think about it.

>>1813261

It's really hard to get into indie wrestling especially given how low the production value and to be honest the wrestling is also pretty awful.

With that said, WWE is also pretty awful so I guess wrestling as a whole is currently deplorable, for lack of a better term.

>>1815609
>wrestling fans.

You mean the olympic sport? Cause as far as I'm concerned the real wrestling fans are the ones who watch actual competitive wrestling with stakes involved in it.

>>1833171
>given how low the production value

I hate saying this but: fucking millennials.

ECW managed to get big from TAPE TRADING.

Global wrestling has literally never been more accessible, but you babies still need to be spoonfed.

P.S. Lucha Underground has better production values than WWE. Actually most wrestling does because they're not gaudy as fuck.

>>1833175

>millenials

Lol nice meme.

>Watch lucha underground

Already tried to, had my fair share of mexican soap operas when I was 5 and that's all my nanny used to watch. Outgrew it, sorry buddy. Also, there's only so many times you can "mark out" over suicide dives being done 10 times in a match.

And when I said the wrestling sucks I meant that if you've seen one [insert promotion name here] match you've seen them all. But I get there are people like you who love to jerk off to acrobatics and high risk maneuvers so I guess you're the target demographic.

>>1833181
Guess you really love those celebrity guests, lame comedy segments and predictable sports entertaining, huh?

>>1833181
The only thing more laughable than how wrong you are is how misguidedly smug you're being about it.

>accusing [promotions] of being samey
>in defense of fucking WWE

ReMARKable.

>But I get there are people like you who love to jerk off to acrobatics and high risk maneuvers

Imagine being this fucking wrong.

>>1833185

Negro can you read? I just ribbed on WWE as well, and wrestling in its current state as a whole.

Anyone who watches WWE in October doesn't have their priorities in order.

>>1833186

I like how you think someone not dick-riding your stupid indie feds means they're leaping to the defense of WWE. Pro-tip they're all currently trash, and everyone working in those indie feds is waiting for a call from HHH everyday.

I don't care about whether you think I'm wrong or right, you're just an uppity moron trying to find superiority in the most inane hobby imaginable.

>>1833187
I watch LU, IMPACT, and SD! and they're all good.

>>1833190
You watch wrestling and don't even enjoy it.
You are the biggest cuck of all.

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>>1833190
I like how you think strawmanning is a defense mechanism to avoid being wrong.

Entry-level at best, just like your opinions in general really.

Stay pleb babby.

>>1833186
>The only thing more laughable than how wrong you are is how misguidedly smug you're being about it.

That's how the mind of a Stamford Wife works.

>>1833192

>and SD

Oh you're one of those spastics who goes around pretending there's a difference between RAW and SD.

>>1833194

>cuck

You don't even know the meaning of words you use you moron.

>>1833199
Cuck hits to close to home, huh? Fine, I'll just call you a little bitch instead

>>1833197

>Gets triggered cause I made fun of indie feds
>Somehow misconstrues this as being in defense of WWE
>Has no argument left (not that you ever had one to begin with)
>Starts lashing out like a little baby

Wew

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>>1833205
Oh cool, now you've moved onto:

>h-he s-s-said a m-m-mean word! he mad

Nah lad. It's just that you're a daft schmuck.

>>1833202

>Cuck hits close to home

You're so fickle you incorporate words that this website forces into your active vocabulary, and you still end up misusing them.

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>>1833214

Are you really this upset I made fun of indie shows you're gonna keep butthurt replying?

I guess I'll be the adult here and let you have the final word. Good job in showing everyone how big of a manchild you are that you can't even formulate an argument other than cry, "WAHHH YOUR WRONGG YOUR DUMB Y-Y-YOU SCHMUCK"

Probably browse /woo/ on a regular basis to psychoanalyze and discuss your mediocre trashy wrestling.

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>>1833226
>frogposting

Yeah, you're a real grown-up. Can you even buy booze?

P.S. I did the stuttering bit first. There an echo in here?

>>1833240
Not him but frog posting is standard 4chan banter, go shitpost somewhere else.

>>1833240

>That filename

>>>/lgbt/

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>>1833260
Imagine getting worked this easily by such obvious bait.

>>1833258
>frogposting
>banter

>>1833226
>>1833258
Go back to /pol/ and take your racist Nazi frogs with you cretins.

>>1813306
And WWE is sports entertainment, not wrestling.

>>1833199
>Oh you're one of those spastics who goes around pretending there's a difference between RAW and SD.

Be honest, now, are you honestly not intelligent enough to discern differences in writing approaches, or are you just saying they're the same to contradict the majority of /asp/?
Because the latter's fairly standard, but the former's worrying.

>>1833181
>Indie promotions are all samey, they repeat things too much
>Says the WWE fan

Jesus Zombie Christ. This is some next level retardation.

>>1837927
That's why they are Stamford Wives.

>>1837927
IT'S ORTON VS. CENA PART XIII MAGGLE!

bunch of bridgettefuckers

Is it possible to cure a Stamford Wife of his or her delusion?

>>1813261
So this is the type of anti-smark who posts here...

>>1829337
>he same reason /tv/ went to shit when they kicked out the pedophiles.
>something went to shit, because the paedophiles were removed

where else in the history of written word can you find such a cause and effect explanation?
/tv/ has visibly improved. People are talking about cinema again.
Maybe you are a paedophile.

>>1841395
The pedos are all in the Chris Hansen threads crying about entrapment.

>>1813261

The guy in OP's video is what I imagine your standard anrti-smark /asp/ie to be. Literally a homosexual stamford wife with an unhealthy obsession. Ever wonder why so many /asp/ies hate skinny indie midgets regardless of their talent and love oiled up underwear models and beefy former bodybuilders instead? Well, now you know. Same reason they're jerking off over Roman Reigns while they shit talk Kevin Owens. Roman is soooo dreamy.