BMJ annihilates Dean Ambrose

>it's a Cena panders to smarks by pretending to support their darling episode
Love these

>>1813211
https://streamable.com/puan

>>1813211
Based BMJ, I hope Dean gets buried like the nexus

Just watched this. Damn, first he brings up the Austin podcast to Dean, now he buries him in front of his girl. I bet BMJ had a threesome with Renee and Nikki after.

>>1813233
>praising reigns
>burying ambrose

Are you fucking retarded?

>>1813260
he brings up muh cesaro almost every time he speaks now

He's right, but totally burying someone who's not even there to defend himself is pretty cheap

>>1813260
I think he meant Cesaro.

yup: >>1813263

>>1813263
>being this worked

Smackdown is openly wishing for Cesaro so they will talk him up a lot

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>Cesaro still trying to figure it out

Fugg u Cener it's not his fault he gets booked like shit

Why is Cesaro so based?

They should turn him heel and put Alexa Bliss at his ringside every match.

Then he could finally have the best gimmick in WWE.
Dude who bangs Alexa Bliss.

>>1813270
>>Cesaro still trying to figure it out
Every single wrestler on the roster, except for John Cena and Brock Lesnar, is still trying to figure it out.

>>1813263
>now

he's done that since 2014 smark

>>1813271
>Cesaro, the tape autist
>Based
>Bliss
>Banging the tape autist

>>1813285
>the tape autist.
kek

>>1813275
So everyone on the roster needs to get a clue?

>>1813285

It's just the push that faggot needs.

Shit doesn't have to be believable, look at Daniel Bryan.

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>>1813297
>the push he needs
you mean tagging with sheamus to win the tag belts.

>>1813211

>getting worked this hard

reddit detected

>>1813317

Sadly it will probably be the best thing hes ever done.

Tape Autist on da push.

>>1813329
they need to get rid of all the tape already. force him to match with sheamus and get them a tag theme song to make them even more mad that they have to tag together.

>>1813339

Fuck na.

They should walk out and rip off their clothes, pound their chest in the light together or whatever, only to revel an entire t-shirt's worth of tape on both of them.

>>1813339
>tfw next week he'll come out with a celtic cross made of tape

>>1813344
>>1813345

>tfw they just become tape mummies

>>1813263
That's because he's legit bros with Cesaro you retard. They worked out together before the brand split, probably still do sometimes.

>>1813211
>Literally calling Dean the Janetty of the shield
Big Bantz John.

>that part when MBJ said I aint got no more talkin, and stormed out.

wow this was an incredible promo but they don't put it on the show. instead they put 20 brayy wyatt segments that led to absolutely nothing and just confused the crowd so much they started chanting new day rocks even though theyre not on fucking smackdown. no one watches this shit cause its not on tv.

what a fucking joke.

>>1813397
yeah there have been some good promos on the show lately, but why they don't use the stuff they have on talking smack on the show, I will never know. Talking smack literally spawned new miz fans after his promo on there.

at least it adds to the feuds and characters I guess.

>>1813275
Fugg u too then. If the bookers could competently book to their talent's strengths we wouldn't be having this conversation.

>>1813401
whats even more stupid is here you have john cena promoing and promoting the next ppv -- to people who already have the network. fucking full retard wwe. he should be doing this on tv to promote the ppv/network so more people can buy the network to watch the ppv. why the fuck are you preaching to the people who already have it?

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>>1813401
Because Talking Smack is nothing more than network filler to fill up the original content quota. And Vince will always try to pigeonhole in his pseudo-Hollywood whore shit because he's Vince McMahon dammit.

>>1813405
yeah that is kind of dumb, but to be fair, that might have just been unplanned. John always tries to build up the promotion.

>it's a "Cena passive-aggressively buries his opponent knowing they literally can't retort" episode

>>1813329
>Sadly it will probably be the best thing hes ever done.

Did you just get here?

>>1813412
>“I totally get it. I don’t necessarily spend my time watching programs that 6- to 10-year-old kids enjoy, so I get the need for different racy comedy and story lines. But at the same time I don’t want to offend anyone in our audience so I do what I do to the best of my ability.”

The writer of this article must be literally retarded. Dat english comprehension. Do you need me to explain it to you?

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>>1813418
>getting worked
Hit the showers

>>1813416
It wasn't really passive aggressive, it was just straight aggressive. And dissing people who can't retort is what Talking Smack is, Dean Ambrose did it before.

>>1813418
gotta put up that click bait

>>1813416
>>it's a "Cena passive-aggressively buries his opponent knowing they literally can't retort" episode

sounded like John wanted to get some stuff off his chest with the way he mentioned Dean talking with people backstage like the usos and whoever. Notice how he focused on Dean so much even though he has a triple threat coming up. Dean messed with the wrong one, and john got that shovel out. Right in front of renee too.

>>1813421
>>1813426
Fine speech.

>>1813427
BUT YOU SEE THE THING OF IT IS, DEAN.

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cesaro is a boring mother fucker

>>1813443
>so "boring" he managed to get a Sheamus match positive chants for the first time in literally years

Must be doing something right.

>>1813317
No one's beating New Day until Royal Rumble
By then they'd have beaten Demolition's record

>>1813211
>won a match and then lost it.
I'm pretty sure he successfully defended it 3 times.

cuckholding vibrs

>>1813698
Cena tirades aren't exactly renowned for their adherence to reality.

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>>1813211
>I shood be the WE shampion, an I am the bes guy on the rosteh. Donight's match will bee best- will bee the best mash ov my entie life.

His promos are cringe.

>>1813727
Not as cringe as your interpretation of his "accent".

Sit down white trash

>>1813264
Cry some more you smark. Maybe you will cry off some of that fat.

>>1813728
it's hard to put his slurs into words desu

>>1813733
Probably, given your crippling inability to understand phonics.

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>>1813728
>>1813739
Found the Cesaro mark

>>1813745
My opinion of Cesaro is irrelevant to his (and by that I mean your) weak-ass attempt at writing his accent.

>>1813750
Vehemently defending Cesaro's accent is the #1 trait of a Cesaro mark and usually involves insults, has been for years.

>>1813750
He actually did it pretty well, and even if it would be terrible, he still managed to get this cringe feeling I get when I see cess aro give a promo.

>>1813751
To be defending his accent he would've needed to make a remark that even remotely resembled it.

>>1813754
The fact that I did an okay job and you resorted to insults is an implication that his accent isn't as bad as I made it out to be.

it's easy to read between the lines.

>>1813236
Holy shit, more liked Based Man John.

Dean BTFO

>>1813762
Well if YOU think YOU did an OK job...

>resorted to insults

Legit can't tell what's worse: you blubbering about this like a literal child or not knowing the meme.

>it's easy to read between the lines.

nice fanfic bud

>>1813349
THE YET-AY

>>1813771
Another anon thought it was pretty well, and it clearly is okay at least.

You seem upset over the matter and this just proves my point about Cesaro marks.

>>1813771
>not knowing the meme.
>not knowing memes can be used as insults

>>1813777
>thought it was pretty well,

Your mastery of the English language is unparalleled.

>the state of your confirmation bias

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>>1813780
>Your mastery of the English language is unparalleled.
Another trait of Cesaro marks is not knowing when to stop a conversation.

Have a victory clap i'm closing the thread.

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>>1813780
>Your mastery of the English language is unparalleled.

>>1813783
It's funny because I could say that I don't even like Cesaro and you'd still find some way to prove whatever tedious point you want to make.

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Was this Deano's "God, this is Billy Gunn" moment? Is he finished?

>>1813780
>white knighting a male wrestler's accent
a new low

hit all the fucking weights in town

>>1813846
Should I start with your 400lb ass?

>>1813211
>BMJ likes AJ, hypes his debut on instagram, puts him over on no. 2 PPV of the year, doesn't Bury him
>Forced by management to put Deanetty over so does it on the less-watched B show free TV by fluke roll up, BMJ visibly not giving a shit in the match, buries Dean the next week in a SEETHING 15 min promo to Dean's gf whilst simultaneously bigging himself up as WWE's most valuable asset
Big Politics John learning from the Hulkster and Triple H, hopefully he only buries shitters like Dean

>>1813859
That sounds way too heavy for your 90 pounds manlet ass.

>>1813923
>your 90 pounds manlet ass

Wrong, Wrong, Wrong...

>>1813211
WORD LIFE

DEAN BTFO

>>1813373
As far as I can tell, everyone backstage fucking loves Cesaro and want to see him succeed, fuck, even Stone Cold will talk him up every chance he gets.

>>1813264
They're both garbage so who cares.

>>1813901
>Fat autist revising history to jump on the bandwagon like the mindless cunt he is

>>1814021
>BMJ
>Garbage
What's a teenager from four years ago doing here?

Ambrose should drop the wacky cooky man shtick and go violent lunatic

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>>1814089
>"Violence" in a PG show is just punching a prone opponent and chairshots to the back
>mfw watching skinnyfat Ambrose sloppily doing this to the guys I actually like every week to try and get over

>>1813260
Fuck off, you smarks turned on Ambrose

>>1814106
>He didnt watch him in the CZW

He was pretty based as a violent retard.

>>1814122
No, I didn't watch him roll around in glass shards in somebody's backyard, because that's retarded, but I do know about it, what I'm saying is that nothing anywhere near that will be allowed to happen in a WWE ring, it'll be toothless like Sandman in nu-ECW.

>>1813783
kek kek kek kek

>>1814131
>because that's retarded

The idea behind pro wrestling is retarded itself tho.

>>1814122
R U kidding me? He was one of the softest guys there.

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>>1813211
>Two bonafide WWE Superstars: Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns
Hahahahahahaha

John Cena doesn't believe a word he's saying. Deanetty is shit, but let's not pretend Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins haven't been just as big a failure these past few years.

>>1813972

Vince and the marks don't care, and that's all that matters.

>>1814336
>Roman
>Tag, US and 3 times World Champ, main evented Wrestlemania twice

>Seth
>Tag, US and 2 times World Champ, was part of a Wrestlemania main event, big merch seller

They're kayfabe successful.

>>1813263
Cesaro and Cena are buddies.
Not shocking he speaks well of him.

>>1814351
in kayfabe ambrose is just as successful. hell his merch is one of the top sellers.

>>1814359
What does he sell? Wifebeaters at wallmart??

Even Owens was shitting on him on RAM. Maybe Vince has soured on him.

>>1813317
>Beating the New Merch
sure

>>1814381
Dean's shirt is the 22nd best selling item in the WWE Shop, which doesn't really look that good considering it's behind Brie Bella headbands and for some bizarre reason Stardust masks.

>>1814351
And Dean is a world champ that beat them both and John Cena clean and AJ needed to cheat to win. Of course we're not talking kayfabe, you dumbass.

>>1814440
Stardust merch is on clearance and Bellas have a fucking shitton of fans, dude.

>>1814420
>implying Vince ever liked Ambrose

>>1813211
he's right but this comes off as extremely petty considering dean handed him a clean loss last week (which was retarded btw)

>>1814592
>Cena being petty after doing a clean job

IT WAS A LUCKY KICK, ALBERTO

YOU'RE NOT A REAL MAN OWENS, BECAUSE YOU BRAGGED ABOUT THE BIGGEST ACCOMPLISHMENT IN YOUR CAREER

>>1814545
Ambrose seemed to think he did.

>>1814420
Wouldn't surprise me. Vince hates beta fuccbois, and Ambrose got called out by Stone Cold, and barely reacted.

He's a cuck. I hope he's back to the midcard soon, where his boring ass belongs.

>>1814604
>>1814698
Ambrose's booking since the literal split of The Shield until, like, Extreme Rules 2015, would beg to differ.

>>1814713
You mean how he did absolutely nothing worthy of note for a whole year and a half until literally fucking everyone got injured so they were forced to push him, and then took the belt off of him as soon as they could?

Yeah, I remember that. Watch Dean Ambrose never get his hands on the title again.

>>1814718
You realise you're agreeing with me, right?

>>1814713
Ambrose was good until Hell in a Cell 2014 where a hologram ended his blood feud with Seth

Then he was just le midcard man and Roman's pop handler for like a year

>>1814597
My favorite one is when he returned after losing clean to AJ and said that he had something that BELONGED to him, even though BMJ hasn't held a World Title since 2014.

>>1814727
>The Sister Abigail hologram ghost
Holy shit, I had forgotten.

>>1814734
Tends to happen with Ambrose feuds. I don't remember a single fucking thing he's done as champion.

>>1813236
Isn't bryan on total bellas too

lol no

This just made Cena seem like a butthurt chode in denial because nothing he said was true in kayfabe or out

>>1814754
Low ratings when he Mainevents

>>1814935
>Stylesetty mark damage controlling already

Wew

>>1814754

I came to post this.

No wonder Austin was seething.

>>1814754
He forgot his title on the back of a taxi the first Raw after winning, then he feuded with someone I can't remember (Ziggler?) and got really upset every time someone touched the title and then he lost it to AJ... That's all I got.