First for based bmj
The fuck is going on!?
the fuck is going on
Orton becoming a Wyatt?
BRAY WYATT IS CONTROLLING ORTON
What the fuck happened?
Wait. What was that?
What the fuck just happened?
HOLY SHIT!
What the fuck is happening?
>>1812316
uhhhh wut?
>>1812316
That was some weird shit
Was that a fuck up?
What just happened?
>New Day chants
what
what the fuck?
AYYYYYY LMAO
>30 million wyatt segments
>two shit tag matches
What the fuck is going on
umm
what?
THE FACE THAN RUNS THE PLACE
>another fucking bray segment
JUST
>Smackdown tonight
>she's wearing a choker
Who /P1/ here?
This is getting 2 spooky 4 me
dafuq?
that was weirdly cool?
they need to keep stealing from lucha undergroud I guess
>>1812316
>filename
I wonder who's behind this thread.
>New Day Rocks
Can someone go and shoot up this arena?
>styles shuts up new day chants
based
KEK what the fuck was that?
>>1812357
That was actually good you seething rawtist
Post yfw Randy joins the Wyatts
>>1812294
You know I always wondered how do those big sized superstars fuck.
Andre fucked like what, over 500 women? How do they take that giant dick?
Can Beeg fuck a women in missionary position?
Does Michelle McCool and Taker's kid weigh like her or him?
THIS FUCKING SMACKDOWN LADS I'M MARKING OUT LIKE A TEN YEAR OLD CENA FAN
UNITED STATES BURIED BY BMAJ
BRRRRRRRRRR
>smackdown is so good that 2 hours feels like 30 minutes of fun
>raw is so shit that 3 hours feels like 12 hours
YOU JUST CAN'T MAKE THIS UP
>NEW DAY SUCKS CHANTS AFTER THAT SHIT SEGMENT WITH 0 PAYOFF
THE STATE OF THIS FUCKING SHITSHOW
Charly is such a qt
>The r-ratings were low because e-everyone was watching t-the presidential d-debate
WWE is pathetic
BIG MATCH JOHN
RAWTISTS KEKED BY DEBATE
>>1812357
face the facts rawtist
>Yesterday Raw only got 2 gamethread
>Smackdown has 4 gamethreads so far
Based /smack/. Are you proud to be a /smack/bro?
Who /gay community/ here?
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
This Smackdown's story telling, timing, and wrestling is incredible
JOHN CENA SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS
BRRRAPPLEDOUGH!
BMJ!
B M J
M
J
>Mentioning the Presidential Debate
>Not mentioning ram
THE STATE OF ram
CENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>1812377
>Mick SEETHING this hard
>black kid marking out for BMJ
Based af lads
>>1812385
THE GAY COMMUNITY!?
Remember when people actually disliked BMJ
How the fuck is Richie Valens related to wrestling?
AINT NO WAY YOU BREAKIN ME KID
IM HARDER THAN NAILS
>>1812378
It's insane
Why is WWE talking about some dead rockstar?
>>1812383
Watching Raw gave me aids. Smack cured me.
>>1812405
Is that nipple I see?
>>1812406
Muh spic pity month
>>1812407
Is there anything Smackdown can't do?
Have you guys ever successfully removed your shirt with one hand like BMJ? It's a lot harder than it looks and I usually hurt my shoulder when I try to do it.
>Roberto Clemente
>Richie Valli
Are there just not enough Mexican wrestlers to fill out 4 weeks of vignettes?
>>1812412
It's cause you're fat
>yfw raw couldn't make it through a 3rd gamethread.
>>1812370
the marks will be out in forces
guys my grandfather has alzheimers and is apparently acting really crazy
what should i do?
>>1812406
They dont have anyone else to talk about
>Sin Cara: nothing notable
>Kalisto: Missing
Maybe the Bellas
>>1812417
drew 2.478 million viewers. This is down 7.7% from last week's 2.684 million viewers and the lowest audience for the show in its history.
The show started off with their most watched hour since football started earlier this month, drawing 2.850 million viewers. However, the second hour dropped 17% to 2.381 million viewers once the debate started. The audience continued to fall, drawing 2.203 million viewers for the third hour.
>>1812417
was the orton wyatt segment fucked up at the end or am I too high? ps: weed lmao
>>1812405
those eyes
>>1812417
>>1812423
Take him out back and stuff a bullet in his head.
>>1812423
oh jeez, get him the care he needs
why Murphy lies ?
JOHN CEN/a/
/a/J STYLES
DEAN /a/MBROSE
>>1812429
>>>/wooo/
>>1812423
Give him a Michinoku Driver
>Wade Keller @thewadekeller 4h4 hours ago
>Raw comes in at 1.75 rating, down from 1.97, a mere 9 percent drop in rating compared to a 30 percent drop for MNF up against debate
>>1812423
sign him to a WWE contract
>>1812413
once you go through tito santana, eddie and rey
there is if you count one off appearances they had in the wwe.
>>1812429
WEED
>>1812426
>>The show started off with their most watched hour since football started earlier this month, drawing 2.850 million viewers.
The Big Dog is a draw. Absolutely based
>>1812429
>I'm soooo high xDDD PLEASE NOTICE THAT I SMOKE WEED
Kill yourself you useless faggot.
>>1812423
Butterfly DDT
>>1812423
let him run raw
Anyone have a cap of Randy opening the door?
reminder if you like raw over smackdown you're a cuck
>>1812417
Big Match Announcer John
>Alexa Bliss
>Height: 5′ 1″
Holy fuck. I thought it was just a meme. She is tiny as fuck.
Could she even lift anyone at that size?
Bliss vs Nia when?
>>1812412
I tried it once when I was drunk and ripped my sleeve off.
>>1812316
What a shitty pop for Dean as expected.
>>1812405
literally who?
>>1812457
Seething
>>1812437
>>1812444
>>1812449
don't hate me dudes I'm here to watch my man dean "the dude" ambrose
YUP
YUP
YUP
YEP
YEP
YEP
>>1812423
Tell him Hillary won the presidency
>>1812417
there were about nine actually...
you mean >yfw smackdown cant make 6 before the show is over
THE LUNATIC CRINGE
PHENOMENAL
>>1812423
hit him with a brainbuster
>>1812417
>raw
>>1812417
>yfw smackdown couldn't beat raw in the ratings despite raw getting 3 record lows
>Jean Ambrose
>>1812423
Take him to a neurologist. He will likely prescribe a mix of Aricept, numenda, ativan or the exelon patch. They all work decently well and it will keep him calm to prevent a wandering episode or him becoming combative. Also remember to never tell him "no"; you should agree with him while redirecting him to do what he should be doing like watching TV or taking a nap.
THEY
DONT
WANT
NONE
I rather like this new name tag on the side with all those bits of info
>>1812423
Curb stomp him
God I HATE Dean Ambrose
WHO /GAY COMMUNITY/
>>1812476
Mick, please stop. This is embarrasing
>it's a title match is pointless because there's a triple threat coming up episode
>deanetty getting 0 pop
this guy is fucking pathetic
>>1812423
>Smackdown main event gets same amount of time as Raw PPV main event.
So it's basically over for Raw now, yeah?
>Deanetty
>Big Match AJ
i weigh they same as dean ambrose but im 6 inches shorter
>Crowd more hot on a smackdown main event than the maint event of CoC
>Yfw Dean wins it back
>>1812458
This is fucking terrible but I giggled.
Thanks dad.
>>1812485
Right here my dude
>BMJ doesn't answer
Did he get stumped?
Does smack have less commercials?
>Cena not answering JBL
CENA HEEL TURN WHEN?
>JBL just fucking with BMJ on commentary
>Cena ignoring JBL
We need more SEETHING Raw photoshops
JBL BMJ feud again
>1 minute of wrestling
>COMMERCIALS
EVERY TIME
Is John Cena high?
How do I get BMJ to fuck me?
>>1812518
Pretend you're Nikki
>>1812517
High off life, friend.
AHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT HTE FUCK DID JBL SAY
AHAHAH AHA THAT WAS THE MOST AWKWARD SHIT IS CENA AUTISTIC
>>1812513
This
>>1812515
Talking/dancing segments and celebrity ass kissing is more important to Vince, how do you not know this?
If title changes hands tonight. it will set the bar so fucking high for raw tonight, Stef and H will have to do something really really spectacular to top this show.
This isn't fair. We have more and better wrestlers why can't Raw get crowds like this? Raw is better but Smackdown gets all the mark crowds and it makes people think it's better.
>>1812518
Whatever, I need BMAJ to find his way in my christian panties.
>>1812516
>that salty uso
Is there a Smackdown pepe?
>>1812527
>rawtist seething
>>1812527
smackdown has aj styles
>>1812527
No Raw is just shit
>>1812423
make him get you a gym membership
>>1812527
found the smark
raw had an awesome crowd last night and BTFO all the smark favourites with shitchants
>>1812471
Nope all of the gamethread barely had any posters and the 3rd gamethread didn't even hit the post limit.
Nice try RAWtist.
>Chris Jericho vs That 70's Show
wew
Who the fuck is Danny Masterson
>RAW thinks having a has-been Ashton Kuchter will bring ratings
>>1812542
Hyde
>>1812417
Half of those posts were about the damn debate as well.
>NO BMJ
>NO AJ Styles
>NO Bliss
>NO WWE championship
>NO Daniel Bryan
>NO Talking Smack
>NO based heath and rhyno
>NO Thikki
>NO Becky
>NO Snek
>NO American Alpha
>NO Heel Usos
>3 hours
>5 year long promos
>The same 3 matches every night
>Fucking guest celebrities
How do Rawtist keep themselves from committing suicide? Whats it like being on CONSTANT suicide watch?
>>1812542
Hyde from That 70's Show.
RAW GUEST STARS
>Rawist think Aston Kutcher will boost the ratings of their shit show.
>>1812542
18+
Lol, BMJ blowing Dean out of the water and turning heel
>that 70s show faggots on RAM next week
I didn't watch it last night so I thought you anons were joking. Fucking WEW
>>1812527
>seething
>the two guys who got cucked by the blabber mouth foreigner.
Is Raw trying?
>>1812547
Exactly.
>BMJ talking about being the GOAT
Is Big Match John an /asp/ poster?
>>1812542
The guy who isn't Tobey Maguire or the brown one on the 1970's show
>>1812560
The old man?
>>1812550
They're that desperate for ratings.
>tfw I'm going to that Raw just for the RR pre-sale code
>tfw I wanted to go to Smackdown in SD but dont want to drive that far
FUCK
>>1812560
the pot head?
>ambrose getting carried to one of his best tv matches
>90% cena talk
>>1812566
yes
>>1812567
no one gives a fuck about dean
>>1812550
Def 18+ please graduate highschool
>>1812564
Might put tix on sale like they did for SDL TLC
>>1812548
>Snek
Every. Fucking. Time.
>>1812566
>unironically saying "pot head"
Grandpa?
>>1812561
Don't lump Clarence from Robocop with those faggots
Rate your champs (spanish fag here)
Someone is going to neck themselves with a suicide dive
>>1812550
18+
>having to sell that
>>1812550
18+
>U Da Man Dean!
Kill this crowd
>>1812577
>Putting Fat Owens before AJ
why did they do this
John is a great announcer.
>>1812405
no really, i need the name of the whore so I can fap
>>1812585
Muh flagshit show
>I WAS.. I WILL-
What did he mean by this?
>>1812576
>He'll never come on raw when a women's match is going to start, walk into the middle of the ring and say "Bitches Leave!"
>>1812577
Elder Lizard King tier: BMAJ, Big Dog Roman, Heath $ Rhyno, Nakamura
Lowest Possible Dumpster Fire tier: the rest
>>1812584
>Rawtist actually seething at the audience for being into the match
>>1812577
>Fatass
Ok I guess
>AJ
Based
>New day
Stale as fuck
>Slater and Rhyno
Based
>Ramne Rains
Good enough, where he should be.
>MIZ
Fucking based
>Charlotte
I used to hate her but she really grew into her role
>Becky
Based
>TJ
Meh
>NXT
everything is based right now
>>1812593
>he rates Roman
I want Rawtists to leave.
Episodes like this one makesme recover my faith in wrestling. It's like a whole different show.
Do you guys think we'll beat Raw in ratings tonight?
reminder ashton kutchner was one time the most followed person on twitter
>>1812588
It's Charly Caruso, they've been mentioning her by name all night
>>1812577
>New Day
>roman
good otherwise
>>1812588
>fap.
wew, you had me there for a sec needing a woman
>>1812600
>>1812594
Nope, Smacklad but that one dude ruined it
>>1812599
Pretty sure it will
Does Deanetty ever close his fucking mouth during a match?
>>1812599
>1.75
Yeah
Man, fuck Dean Ambrose and his "Trailer Park John McClane" schtick.
Posters: 78
Based Smackies
If anyone's going to RAM next week, please take a sign that says
>I ALREADY FIRED YOU
>The state of deans hairline
What does BMJ stand for?
>>1812620
Based Master John
>>1812620
Big Mamma Jamma
>>1812620
Big manly blowjob
>>1812620
Big Match John
>>1812620
big moobs john
>>1812620
Big Money John
>dean completely no selling
such a piece of fucking useless shit
>>1812620
Bologna Mayonnaise Jam
>>1812620
>18+
AJ sells like such a god
>>1812620
Based Mexican Juan
>>1812620
BMJ = Big Match John
BMAJ = Big Match AJ
BDR = Big Dog Roman
>>1812620
Brazilian Mega Jam
>>1812620
BEAT MOST JEWS
>>1812346
This.
>>1812620
'bating my johnson
>>1812620
Big Manhood John
hes doing it hez turning heel
Dean is such a lazy wrestler.Rene must be sucking him off too much
>>1812620
Bitch Might Job
>that 3 second torture rack
JEJ
What the fuck is AJ's gimmick even supposed to be?
I fucking hate Ambrose. What a worthless piece of crap.
Ayyy i got all 4 gamethreads today, damn I feel good
I hope Dean tucks his head when AJ does the Styles clash on him
>>1812577
>The Revival
Good
>Asuka
Good
>Nakamura
He shouldn't be in NXT
>TJP
Haven't seen him yet
>Becky
OK
>Charlotte
Great
>Miz
Muy bueno
>Roman
OK
>Slyno
BASED
>New Day
meh
>AJ
Muy bueno
>Kevin Owens
Muy gordo
What does Renee do when she realizes AJ won't cheat on his wife?
>>1812647
the best in the world
helps that it's also true
>>1812647
autistic redneck manlet
>>1812641
>Smackdown today was better than CoC on Sunday
Why?
Why was this main event better too?
damn AJ can have a good match with everyone
>Check the statistics and ask who has done it twice
CM PUNK
WHO ELSE HERE IS READY FOR THE NEW TOSH.O AFTER SMACKDOWN
Whats the difference between a lariat and a clothesline?
>The A show
J B L
David otunga mentioning beating cena. Lol
Jusr woke up to support Based Dean, fuckboi mauro is still annoying and didn't call ambroses hook and ladder
BMJ on commentary is comfy desu senpai
>dean not even hiding he was reposition8himself
>>1812658
Except Tanahashi
Any fags gonna watch Talking Smack?
dean needs to fucking die
>>1812661
/tosh/bro reporting in
Dean just broke his knee
>>1812659
Posters: 90
Wow, Smackdownies on squad mode
>Cena bringing up the nobody winning the rematch against big john
>>1812667
18+ desu faggot
>>1812657
maybe because raw is the same old authority shit for years, the champ is 95% of the time a heel, who doesn't win a single match clean while champ thus looking weak as fuck
>>1812662
i think clothesline is where the arm is out at 90 degrees
lariat you kinda swing your arm into their body
clothesline from hell was a lariat
>>1812662
a lariot is more of a hook while the clothesline is a straight arm.
How do you get hair like aj styles?
>>1812662
A lariat is done with an arm swing, like a hook. A clothesline has the arm extended, but not swinging, like a shoulder block
Open season on BMJ
>>1812670
I always do
DAMN IT CENA
MEME UP
good finish
I like this build
HEEL TURN
>BMJ
Kek
BMJ
M
J
Dey dun wan nun
JBL just said Big Match John
Cena got mad
Everyone hit Cena, nice
>JBL CALLED HIM BMJ
BASED FUCKING BMJ
BMJ going fucking crazy
Holy shit that finish 10/10
BASED SMACKDOWN
HOW DO THEY DO IT BRAHS
BIG
MATCH
JOHN
CENA STRONG
When did Deanetty just stop trying?
Just make Cena the fucking champ already.
You know they are itching to do it
BMJ IS CANON FUCKING BASED
CENA CONFIRMED TO WIN !! CENA CONFIRMED TO WIN !! CENA CONFIRMED TO WIN !! CENA CONFIRMED TO WIN !! CENA CONFIRMED TO WIN !! CENA CONFIRMED TO WIN !! CENA CONFIRMED TO WIN !! CENA CONFIRMED TO WIN !! CENA CONFIRMED TO WIN !! CENA CONFIRMED TO WIN !! CENA CONFIRMED TO WIN !! CENA CONFIRMED TO WIN !! CENA CONFIRMED TO WIN !! CENA CONFIRMED TO WIN !! CENA CONFIRMED TO WIN !! CENA CONFIRMED TO WIN !! CENA CONFIRMED TO WIN !! CENA CONFIRMED TO WIN !! CENA CONFIRMED TO WIN !! CENA CONFIRMED TO WIN !! CENA CONFIRMED TO WIN !! CENA CONFIRMED TO WIN !! CENA CONFIRMED TO WIN !! CENA CONFIRMED TO WIN !!
HEEL CENA
HEEL CENA
HEEL CENA
HEEL CENA
BOTCHED Aj KICK TO GUT
CENAWINSLOL
>Cena standing tall
So AJ retains?
>>1812699
I shat
dean looks like an auschwitz surivivor next to cena
That picture of aj they use is so weird.
ALL SMILES
That was fun af
>>1812692
teasing.more like it but i like his intensity like his earlier heel day mannerism
I think after COC and tonight....
I cant watch both shows anymore.
Theres two big of a divide.
Ill watch both ppvs.
But bye Raw let me know when roman is no longer in the title scene.
BASED AJ!
A
S
E
D
A
J
!
Rate this Smackdown!
JBL CONFIRMED FOR AN /ASP/IE
RAWTISTS ON LITERAL ACTUAL SUICIDE WATCH
>>1812714
ppv is like in 3 weeks
BASED CENA GOAT HOLY SHIT
SAME REASON Y'ALL LOVE ME IS THE SAME REASON Y'ALL CONDEMN ME
>>1812721
9/10
>>1812721
10000000000000000/10
>>1812662
Theyre the same fucking thing, its just if you say lariar you sound smarter to autistic marks
>People shocked that JBL called Cena BMJ
He started the whole thing a while ago
BASED CENA BASED CENA BASED CENA BASED CENA BASED CENA BASED CENA BASED CENA BASED CENA BASED CENA BASED CENA BASED CENA BASED CENA BASED CENA BASED CENA BASED CENA BASED CENA BASED CENA BASED CENA BASED CENA BASED CENA BASED CENA BASED CENA BASED CENA BASED CENA BASED CENA BASED CENA BASED CENA BASED CENA BASED CENA BASED CENA BASED CENA BASED CENA BASED CENA BASED CENA BASED CENA BASED CENA BASED CENA BASED CENA BASED CENA
>>1812720
Roman is one of the only good things on Raw though.
>>1812729
Have sex
>>1812721
Honestly like a solid 8-9/10
>>1812729
have sex
>>1812721
9/10
Who /talking smack/?
>>1812720
Made this decision 2 weeks into the split and have not regretted it in the slightest.
That's what you get for bullying Jhon
new htreread?
New thread for talking smack?
>>1812721
7/10
Damn it, I want Julie's tits on my face
>>1812729
Holy shit in this case it might actually be true. These anons don't know shit
time for Talking Shit
aj just attacked cena.
Now ambrose attacked cena
Holy shit whay the hell.
This show is on fireeeeee
>Cena on Talking Smack
Gonna be gud
>>1812743
Get a clue
>>1812731
Just goes to show only children and autistic faggots still watch this crap
>>1812721
7/10
I know this has been beaten to death EVERYTIME this happens...however considering the circumstances
COULD THIS FINALLY BE THE JOHN CENA HEEL TURN?
Now follow me on this. Cena is 38 years old, has been going for 15 years straight, and could be wanting to take some breaks soon, even though he will likely be apart of WWE for the next 30-40 years as a personality, trainer, veteran, figurehead ala Stone Cold/Rock.
Now that he is once again going for his 16th WWE Champion reign, he has a different position than last year. Against Seth it was clear heel vs face and no reason for a turn or double turn. HOWEVER now we have a Heel, Face and Another Face/Tweener (which ever you fancy Ambrose as).
So with all that in mind...Getting older, possible 16th Reign, tieing the record of the "Dirtiest Player in the Business"
DOES JOHN CENA FINALLY HEEL TURN?? Does he think its time for such a change?
>>1812758
>Seething
>>1812721
7.5/10
>>1812758
>Oh no..someone likes something I don't like so I will be a bitch about it
Do RAM threads even get this same level of hype?
>>1812758
It's been dead. All that remains is /raw/, /smack/, /bex/, and /spiteful/.
>>1812761
no, because children and merchandise
>>1812758
have weight
lose sex
>>1812761
>Word life theme starts
How hard do you mark?
solid show, bmj/ambrose/styles should be a buttblaster
>>1812761
we need this, ill reply for you to feel good at least.
I dont watch the show.
But i do want to fuck his wife and his daughter.
>>1812722
JBL is the one who always says Big Match John, /asp/ just adapted it from him
>>1812788
Actually, Michael Cole started it b4 JBL was even a commentator
>>1812577
All terrible