/spiteful/ - Alexa Bliss General

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>>1808038

>>1808027
dude. her fucking hands? wtf? seriously wtf? look at her hands. that's fucking me up.

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>>1808042

>>1808046
she's a dwarf what do you expect

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>>1808046
What's wrong with her hands?

>>1808027
Stop making these jobber generals

B A S E D

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>>1808132

>>1808132
the jobber general is that way m8 >>1806266

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>>1808054
fucking tiny like a carnie. hands like cabbage. like wtf. that's so gross. i can't stop seeing her disgusting midget hands now.

seriously fuck. they need to stop pushing her cause idk if i can keep watching her and taking her seriously after noticing that.

how the fuck does she even throw a punch. how the fuck aren't her punches like Antman that feel like a bullet? they do fucking small. did that bitch do shakeweight til her hands lost all their weight? like did they put her hands in a steam shower? is she a fucking water sponge popup dinosaur but they missed her hands? how the fuck does this bitch lift weights when her fingers won't even fit around the weight bar? when she eats does she use toddlers utencils? if she put her hand against shaqs it would look like a reverse mole. they say your thumbs are the same length as your nose so that's why her nose sticks up so far. does microsoft use her to manually insert microtransisters? does this bitch only use single serving soaps cause it's the only thing that will fit in her midget hands?


like fuck. wtf. i'm disgusted

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>>1808377

wtf?

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>>1808377

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>>1808546
I love her so much it hurts. Will I ever hold her in my arms? will I ever kiss her on the forehead? Will I ever take her for ice cream then hold hands with her as we take a casual stroll in a park?I love her so much, I stay up at night thinking of her, and daydream during the day, daydream that I am kissing her soft lips, taking her shopping, cuddling with her. If Alexa told me to die, I would lie down in my grave without even questioning her. Such is my deep love for my Precious Blissfu

How the fuck can people even contemplate living with the knowledge that this girl will never be your girlfriend. There's a reason monasteries don't allow women anywhere near them, and it's because they remind the men there how fucked they are without a meaningful loving relationship in their lives. This girl has literally ruined my day through her beauty, and I know tomorrow will be a bad day due to my being unable of dismissing her image from my mind. I am so attracted to this girl and there is nothing I can do to prevent myself from feeling this way. I am incapable of articulating how torturous it is for me to accept this. The likelihood that I will continue to live alone, longing for a love that I will never be able to achieve, makes me so unhappy that I know I won't be able to exist much longer if life continues this way.

This girl, this princess of light, this cherub whose feet I would bathe and whose forehead I would kiss each night as though she were my daughter, my lover, my mother and my friend simultaneously and without contradiction. I would absolutely make you love me and any struggles you are likely to face would be faced with the knowledge that I am standing by your side. I will never live a fulfilled and meaningful life with the knowledge, subconscious or painfully self-aware, that you are out there, probably in the United States, living your life beside another man, resting in his arms at night, thinking of him during your lonely hours, seeking him when you are in heat, whose children you will bear and whose family you will grace. The idea that his surname will replace your own, and not mine, makes me want to turn on the gas and selotape the windows and keyholes so my suffering will end as quickly as possible. I love you, my cherub and angel, my darling girl. I am one hundred percent serious when I say that I will love you until the day I am forced from this earth.

>>1808736
relax faggot, shes literally a diamond dozen midget whore

>>1808743
kys becketty autist

>>1808743
This. shes the most Basic Bitch on the roster right now, and autists are spewing out pastas for her all
day

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>>1808743
>a diamond dozen

>>1808743
> a diamond dozen

KEK

>she will never use your face as her welcome mat

time for the sweet release of death

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>>1809667
>the one on the left is named Daria

>>1809669
Man I had a thing for Daria, someone should do a Daria gimmick

Why does this woman look like a rat?

>>1808731
>>1808736
gain height

>>1809667
funnily enough alexa is the ugliest girl in that photo

Why is /spiteful/ alwayss such a boring shit thread? Im a Blissfag until I die, but seriously, there is always barely any bumps or replies, and its always the same ten .gifs and pics. Get your shit together, Blissfags,/Bex/ is killing us

Let's go straight to the point. How strong is her feet game?

Stop being mean to Alexa you faggots. Go bully the other '''women'''

>>1808938
>>1809233

For all intensive purposes you guys are faggots

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i want to kiss her toes

>>1809667
Muh fucking dick

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"Wrestling would be a whole lot better if it wasn't for all the niggers"

WHOA WHOA WHOA

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>>1808377

>>1808046
>he never has seen women hands with such detail
Wow, seek sunlight and get a clue. Leaveyour bbasement for once in your life

>>1808377
Wow, you're really an autist
I hope you never have sex. Literally untermensch tier.

>>1808731
I love her too, anon
She's my wrestlefu

>>1812499
Muh Dick!!!!!!!

She is a midget and she can't even do flippy shit

>>1813108
>What is a "Sparkle Splash"?

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>>1813108

>>1810573
Because the OP, Carter and other Bliss fans spend more time posting in the becketty general than they do in this one

>>1812653
Fucking thicc

>>1809672
I always wanted to force myself in that 2d bitch. I can picture her crying as I grind her face into the ground (breaking her glasses). She'd start sobbing loudly as I make sweet, sweet non consensual love to her sweet lil cunny

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>>1814043

>>1814120
>muh fucking dick DIAMONDS

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>born on a farm in Ohio.
>has been involved in sports since the age of five
>failed at softball
>failed at track
>failed at kickboxing
>failed at gymnastics
>only good at cheerleading, because she was a good cocksucker
>second place in competitive bodybuilding
>Has such low self-confidence she almost killed herself dieting
>has body dysmorphic disorder
>has the face of a rat
>is dating the Marty Janetty of a Tag team that consists of two Marty Janettys
>lost to Sasha Banks
>lost to Charlotte
>lost to Becky Lynch
>lost to Asuka
>lost to Bayley
>has never won a title match or even come close to winning one
>will always be a C- player compared to Becky's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEV2HtsDk8Y

>>1814159
Motions look good. Her eyes look weird.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1yuF09JgWg

fmk

>nxt face, sparkly, Curious George hugging Bliss
>nxt heel, red, Murphy-shagging bitch Bliss
>sd heel, blisstailed Harley Quinn Bliss

>>1817723
is this shoot new?

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>>1817733
yes mate.

Youre welcome Blissfags

>>1817739
Tyler Breeze and Alexa Bliss would make god tier babys

>>1817727
thats a FAKE football. Footballs don't even look like that.

wtf is becky there? like she even knows anything about american football

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>>1817751
My Precious Blissfu= Illuminati confirmed

>>1817727
whos the retard on the far left?

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>>1817770
Carmella.

>>1817780
I legit didnt see her and was referring to Becketty

>>1817786
I figured you were I just wanted to post the picture showing Carmella has negative ass

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lets post some Rare Blissfus

GET THE TABLES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nvdgIfMrGs

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>>1817942

>>1817780
those god tier thighs

>>1817780
>Don't worry Dean, we'll take care of her

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Daily reminder, any /asp/ie with two hands has a fighting chance

>>1808027
I see you blissfags post on the /bex/ threads a lot. Do you really hate Becky that much or is it just friendly banter between two generals?

>>1817739
I like her heels