Tag Titles Will Be Defended Tonight
USA Title Will Be Defended Tonight
Get the fuck In here senpai
>WWE Universal Champion- Kevin Owens
>WWE United States Champion- Roman Reigns
>WWE RAW Tag Team Champions- The New Day
>WWE FlippyManlet Weight Champion- T.J. Perkins
>WWE """"""""Women's"""""""""" Champion- Charlotte
Will Seth win the feud?
Almost 100 million people are gonna be watching the debate. This raw is basically gonna be a holiday episode, no ones gonna watch or give a fuck more than usual
>worst PPV ever conceived last night
>RAW based off its results
>RAW having to compete with NFL and the Presidential Debate
Oh God I hope the ratings get to 1.3
Please die already you fucking abortion network
Just tell me when Roman is on the show. I can't sit through 3 hours of crap when I only care about one fucking guy
>>1806875
OP here, Smack already won the week. Two good matches out of the whole paperview.
Cesaro v Mememus
Big Dog v Rusev
that was it
pic related, it's the nu-male smarks who want indy bullshit to be the wwe now
>>1806864
>two title matches to try and draw an audience
>>1806885
Why does he have the women's belt?
>>1806892
because this is your typical reddit smark
>>1806885
LMAO HE BROUGHT THE CHICK BELT
>>1806898
even the guy in the green to the right is like dude for real
>>1806890
They probably won't even change hands.
>>1806895
OK but why does he have the women's belt?
>>1806905
*for sure won't change hands
>>1806864
guys cesaro and shaemus tag team. anyone else hype?
>>1806916
Wat
>>1806916
BASED
they can destroy new day
>>1806916
Honestly I like Sheamus and I like Cesaro and I dug the matches they worked together so sure.
yeah i'm actually gonna skip RAM tonight
>>1806935
>roman and andrea
did they?
New day have to have the belts for how much longer? 2-3 months?
Also just cap and gif bayleys ass no one needs to watch raw
If dubs Trump wins the debate
If Trump then New Day loses the tag belts tonight
>>1806935
her eyes. how does roman get girls so wet?
Big Ratings Don going to kill both Shillary and RAW
>>1806944
>>1806944
>>1806944
>>1806944
>>1806944
>>1806944
KEK WILLS IT
>yfw RAW gets cucked bigly by both Trump and MNF and dips to 0.9
>>1806864
who /tablefor3/ here? Beeg kane and marky mark today
>>1806890
They know nobody will watch. It's just standard 'have guy face guy 40 times' booking
>>1806909
because these people love virtue signaling, his thought train is "LOOK AT ME SO PROGRESSIVE I BOUGHT THE WOMENS TITLE!"
>>1806956
Could be ironic.
>>1806953
will probably be good
>>1806959
http://shop.wwe.com/wwe-womens-world-championship-replica-title-%282016%29/88286.html?dwvar_88286_color=No%20Color
No, I don't think so
JUST KILL YOURSELVES RAWTISTS THE WORLD IS BETTER OFF WITHOUT YOU
>>1806916
No because they'd be fed to new day for 2 months.
Any chance The Club are getting the titles tonight?
>>1807002
>>1806864
RAW is
Roman
Authority
Women
>>1806875
tonight will easily be a record low
>>1807029
forgot to add if smackdown doesn't beat raw in ratings this week, there is no saving this company
>>1807002
seriously the only way they could redeem themselves after Clash of Champions
>>1806944
>>1806903
Holy shit...
Longhair dude on left with the white t-shirt...
He's fucking everywhere man...
>>1806885
did they boo roman as well?
I want to watch today's raw just out of pure curiosity of what Vince could possibly plan to counter the debate.
>>1807057
It's time
>>1807057
He isn't going to plan anything. He'll be watching it himself.
cesaro and shemaus for the us title
>>1807057
vince supports trump so he's going to make raw suck more than usual tonight so people will switch over to the debate
I'm not even joking but up until a few minutes ago I unironically thought Smackdown was starting in a bit and I just watched RAW yesterday
>>1807079
I'd rather have had a good Seth promo than that match last night
His match with Jericho on RAW was better than that ffs
>>1807008
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Good thing Raw gets an hour before debate starts. Ratings might have dipped below one.
>>1807082
>good Seth promo
>good
>Seth promo
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C32Ey4ka80A
What the hell is this? The crowd was dead af for the match, where the hell did this "standing ovation" come from?
They've made Seth's face turn so shitty. He was a tweener, basically the same character without the "you guys suck lmao" to the audience every week but suddenly he's wrestling like a face and acting like one at random, but then going back to heel
>>1807099
he's naturally obnoxious and unlikeable, can't make him a babyface
>>1807099
probably the quietest and most unimpassionate ''''''''''''standing ovation''''''' I've ever seen. Kind of pathetic and embarrassing for WWE to upload this. Pipe in some cheers or some shit god damn
>>1807099
They don't know what to do since Baloring got injured. They're just making shit up week to week.
Based Booker loves RuRu
>>1807111
It could very well be a case of booking everything else blandly so Roman stands out more
>>1807125
His booking hasn't exactly been great either though
All they had to do to get him over against Rusev was play up the USA USA USA angle but they didn't. Then there was that time they had a match scheduled and didn't even have it. They stopped feuding, Roman lost a title shot and they resumed feuding
Cuck Foley BTFO by based King
>showing litas injury
kek
its time
Let's watch this trainwreck!!
>debate in one hour
What are the chances of RAW kicking off with women's wrestling and driving away every viewer ?
lita cute as fuck
BASED FUCKING BIG DOG
>Ramen starting Raw
Off to a good start!
HUGE POP FOR THE BIG DOG HOLY FUCK
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
instant contest lel
>rusev didn't get an entrance
AYYYY LMAO
Ashton Kutcher and the guy who played Hyde are confirmed for next Raw.
>STARTING WITH WRESTLING
WHAT IS THIS?!
>rusev gets the jobber entrance
He's done isn't he?
>3 seconds in
>boooooo
>rusev jobber entrance
BASED BIG DOG HOW CAN THE DEBATE EVEN COMEPETE????
>RAM starting with a match
what the fuck is this?
BASED BIG DOG
FUCKING A+ CHAMPION
>starting with Roman Reigns entrance
>starting with a MATCH
BASED FUCKING RAW
SMARKS BTFO
hey guys if the big dog is so good how come there isn't a big dog 2
Starting with a match because they know RAW is essentially one hour tonight
Well that was a short title run for Roamin. less than 24 hours and he is about to lose it.
They might as well call it Monday Night Roman since the whole show is booked around him
>>1807182
IT'S OVER SMACKDOWN OUR SHOW IS THE BEST HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
What if tonight's show is just one hour?
>inb4 Big Dog leaves with Lana tonight
When was the last time a Raw opened with a fucking match. I'm smiling ear to ear
BASED BIG DOG
>Shafting Rusev out of the United States title this hard
Holy shit, they're not even waiting a day to get this over with
>post yfw Rusev turns to his true form to defeat Roman
>we want Lana
she's right there
>Saving the shitty promos for when everyone is watching Our Lord Trump
Thank Fuck
>bunch of fat smarks immediately try to start a jasethy chant and get shut the fuck down
Honestly pathetic. Can you try harder to hijack the show?
That ref that's in the ring right now sets up and breaks down the ring. I've helped him a few times. He was saying something one time how he was in a referee hall of fame
>4 minutes into show
>we are awesome chant
you're right, smarks. You're totally not the cancer killing wrestling. It's all roman's fault
>>1807199
>>1807208
It was WE WANT LANA you stupid idiot
>>1807199
>Average roman hater
>>1807199
I thought Dusty died
>WWE uploads a video of Vladimir Kozlov on Thursday
>On Sunday, Rusev loses the title
>Now he gets a jobber entrance at the opening of RAW for the title
Rusev is the new Kozlov. Pottery.
>continues to ride Reigns
So lewd.
Did I just see Roman do a kip up?
GOAT HOLY SHIT
>>1807199
https://youtu.be/T5qtZ90jf00
Def Jam: Fight for SC when?
Weekly Reminder:
List of English-Texan WWE Wrestlers:
1. Stone Cold Steve Austin
2. The Undertaker (Mark William Calaway)
3. The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels (Michael Shawn Hickenbottom)
4. John Bradshaw Layfield (John Charles Layfield)
5. Jake "The Snake" Roberts (Aurelian Smith, Jr.)
6. Stan Hansen (John Stanley Hansen II)
7. Von Erich Family (born Adkisson)
8. Dusty Rhodes (Virgil Riley Runnels, Jr.)
9. Goldust (Dustin Patrick Runnels)
10. Blackjack Mulligan (Robert Jack Windham)
11. Paul London (Paul Michael London)
12. The Angel of Death (David Sheldon)
13. Barry Windham (Barry Clinton Windham)
14. Dick Murdoch (Hoyt Richard "Dick" Murdoch)
15. Barry Orton (Randal Barry Orton)
16. Bobby Duncum (Bobby Edward Duncum, Sr.)
17. Bobby Duncum, Jr. (Bobby Edward Duncum, Jr.)
Other nations/states are you even trying?
>incoming 45 minute Steph/Foely/Sef/KO segment after this match
I'm convinced Roman vs Cena is the only thing that can save this company.
Does Roman sells anything at all? He looking like ZSJr
Who is facing Roman after this?
FUCKIN ROMAN RAIN FUCKIN RAW.
OPEN WITH THE REMTACH ANDA THA MOST BORIN MATCH YESTERDAY.
MENEZ..VAMOS AL PUENTE BALTA
>>1807229
Cesaro
>>1807224
It will be in the second hour when everyone is watching the debate
thank you based Vince
>>1807223
old school /wwe/
http://www.strawpoll.me/11310764
>>1807226
he just sold something, idiot
in 4 bliss :^)
>>1807232
I DON THINK SO...
CESARO VS SHEIMUS VS OWEN HITC.
MENEZ.
>>1807226
He is actually selling alot in this match, what the fuck are you watching??
>>1807229
Big Dog will be going over """""based""""" Fatass next.
Reminder that Roman has only ever had two succsessful singles championship defenses and they were both against Styles.
>>1807223
what up, babe
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Professional_wrestlers_from_Minnesota
Sure, storyline is the reason Roma could not lift Rusev
Arn Anderson, Mr Perfect, Rick Rude holy cow daddy.
>>1806944
>>1807249
We've been over this for years, Texas and Minnesota are the top BIG DOGS, but my list is comprised solely of English-Texans.
If I were to bust out to the list of Texas pro wrestlers... You'd be in trouble brother.
MENEZ MENEZ MENEZ MENEZ...
AN BIZTO AL SERRENASE?
>>1807241
>you will never be that little naked nigger boy
Who is this 4chan person!
>>1807253
Hernia DOG BTFO
the fucking long hair guy is there. he was fucking there yesterday in another city. WTF
>>1807260
>frog poster
>ignorant racist
Poetry
>>1807249
>Chad Gable is the best wrestler from Minnesota
>the air on that dropkick to 6'4" Roman
god I fucking love RuRu
>>1807023
If Roman loses as some kind of epic swerve I'm going to shoot myself
>>1807274
Regards John John Jenkins the repackaged Epico Colon
>The state of this RAW
>>1807023
Holy shit why is the general so slow the show just started
>>1807285
Raw is dead that's why
>>1807279
if you shoot yourself you'll never have sex, lose weight, get a clue nor move out of your parents basement
GASSED
>these pops for roman
GOAT
>>1807175
WHAT'S RUSOV DOING ON THE IMPACT ZONE?
>>1807285
RAWtists committed mass suicide after yesterday's shitfest
Just bought this:
http://shop.wwe.com/roman-reigns-american-pride-t-shirt/W10849.html?dwvar_W10849_color=Black#start=38
What the fuck did Rusev hope to accomplish with that?
>>1807285
Debate is on tonight, so tonights RAW might be one of the lowest rated ever. Therefore some might think that tonight is a throwaway show.
LANDED ON EM
>>1807285
>nfl
>debate
>last nights ppv
>that one spammer was banned again
2 commercial breaks in one match
fuck you
Cesaro and Sheamus are winning the tag titles tonight.
>>1807296
>no gay wwe authentic patch
GOAT
>There's still 3 hours of this
>>1807298
also Atlanta is playing the MNF game tonight and Atlanta is/was a wrestling hotbed
>>1807298
Why would they have 2 title matches in a show nobody will watch? Is Raw this desperate
>>1807311
they should have a title match every week
>>1807296
>WWE now ships to Mexico
Nice, i may finally buy that AJ shirt
>>1807308
>not watching big donnie crush it
What kind of advantage does Roman Reigns gain with his Shield gear?
>>1807313
Based Big Dog will bring back the open challenge and make the US belt great again.
nigga this match has gone on for 20 minutes the absolute madmen
>59 posters
Where did everyone go?
>ITS 20-1 SO YOU BETTER RUN
what did he mean by this?
>>1807313
Ah yes GM mode booking where you tell JBL and Steve Austin to go fight in a bar to open the show
>>1807323
Hides his puffy nipples
>>1807326
Gave up hope on RAW
>>1807326
it has been dwindling for months, this is my first time back after weeks
Jesus chris what a terrible Raw
ded crowd ded raw ded product
>>1807323
Hides the fat part of his musclefat
>>1807325
This match is going to last for 3 hours. They just do rest holds for 10 minutes, then 10 minutes of commercials, repeat until RAW is over.
Dead thread. Dead thread boys.
>this match has been going on for 25 minutes now
Just lose already
IT'S THAT SAME FUCKING GUY WITH LONG HAIR IN THE FRONT ROW
WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS PROBLEM?
>RAW is so bad no one wants to posts here any more
What's the difference between Trump & Hillary? One IS a child rapist & one DEFENDS child rapists.
It's like they knew they were going to get BTFO by MNF and the debate
>>1807333
Sort of cool they're letting them wrestle this long desu. Commercials sort of ruin it though...
>>1807351
I noticed him too , how rich is this dude?
>>1807354
Yes
Who the fuck booked this travesty?
>25 minute match
this is longer than their ppv match
lol voice crack
AS RAW ROLLS ON
WONDER HOW THE FUCK THIS MATCH I GONNA END
HMMM
HMMMM
HMMMMM
>>1807364
This is longer than the Main Event
Can this match end already?
i cant believe he tapped out of a non finisher
>mfw the next 2 hrs and change is just Steph roaming the arena and emasculating people
mfw the state of raw
>mfw we're about to see a 60 minute draw
>>1807357
Rusev doing all the work in the ring
All that for a FUCKING DOUBLE COUNT OUT. The state of this show
>>1807373
*kicked out
time to leave /asp/ for the night
30 MINUTE MATCH FOR A DOUBLE COUNT OUT
ITS OVER LADS
>DOUBLE COUNT OUT
Why even have this match
>countout
>the state of Rawtists
That long of a match and no finish talk about blue balls boys
countout finish
of course..
What a great waste of time
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA 30 MINUTES FOR A COUNTOUT
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
CESARO/SHEAMUS 2.0
double count out, all the way
THE STATE OF RAW
>25 minute match
>double count out
JUST
Why can't they just put Roman over? Crowd is loving him
Fucking double count out.
Handegg and debate time lads.
>this fucking 30 minute shitfest
>this is awesome
Who is booking this shit?
Long match was cool but to end like that???
They have to be trying to be this shitty, right?
>this is awesome
Kek
>This is awesome
AHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT IS THIS BOOKING
THE STATE OF WWE
Long Hair fan sighting.
dude really is committed
>Double count-out followed by a slow and boring brawl
For once the crowd is right, this is awful
>this is awful
RAW BTFO
>this is awesome
are we watching the same thing
>Count out finish
>this is awesome chant
LMAO WAS THAT A "THIS IS AWESOME"?
RAW FANS ARE DELUSIONAL, THEY'VE LOST THEIR MINDS
>30 minutes for a countout
rawtists will defend this
"this is awesome" should be banned
>35 minutes of this
kill me
>>1807404
Is Roman made of steel?
>this is awesome
based rusev with the steely
>the bare back of Rusev
Why is Michael Cole so shit?
>mfw
What the hell is this first hour
>tfw this feud isn't over
>countout
>this WCW tier booking
Big Dog working the fatass smarks
BASED BIG DOG
>steelchair shots on a guy wearing a protection vest
I thought it was awful not awesome
At Least they got the main part out of the way first. Everyone else on Raw is shit. Couldn't give a shit about boring Kevin Owen's fat ass. Switching over to the debate in the next 30 minutes.
BASED BIG DOG
This is a complete joke holy shit. This is why I'm certain they're intentionally sabotaging RAW
I can't wait to see how they make this even worse.
>THIS IS STILL ONGOING
What the hell is this?
>>1807419
Nah, he the Man of Steel
roman is still so over lmao, fucking based
>yes chants
>there are seriously Rawtists that still won't accept Smack being the superior show
Raw is done. It's ogre.
>WORKED BY BASED BIG DOG >WORKED BY BASED BIG DOG >WORKED BY BASED BIG DOG >WORKED BY BASED BIG DOG >WORKED BY BASED BIG DOG >WORKED BY BASED BIG DOG >WORKED BY BASED BIG DOG >WORKED BY BASED BIG DOG >WORKED BY BASED BIG DOG >WORKED BY BASED BIG DOG >WORKED BY BASED BIG DOG >WORKED BY BASED BIG DOG >WORKED BY BASED BIG DOG >WORKED BY BASED BIG DOG >WORKED BY BASED BIG DOG >WORKED BY BASED BIG DOG
THE POP OF LEGENDS
>sat down on the chair then beat Rusev with it
FUCKING BASED
BASED BIG DOG WORKING THE CROWD
testing
WHY IS THIS STILL GOING ON
>this long shit
rawtist will defend this
BIG DOG BIG DOG BIG DOG BIG DOG BIG DOG BIG DOG BIG DOG BIG DOG BIG DOG BIG DOG BIG DOG BIG DOG BIG DOG BIG DOG BIG DOG BIG DOG BIG DOG BIG DOG BIG DOG BIG DOG BIG DOG BIG DOG BIG DOG BIG DOG BIG DOG BIG DOG BIG DOG BIG DOG BIG DOG BIG DOG BIG DOG BIG DOG BIG DOG
Okay then..
None of that made any sense holy shit who writes this
>finally grants us a chair shot
>one shot
>goddammit
Roman over as fuck
SMARKS LITERALLY SEETHING.
JUST END IT
>34 minutes
BASED BIG DOG SAVED THIS RAW
uhh I like Roman now???
>When they put the womens segment before the debate
will lana search for a new champion
Oh shit I love this trailer
BASED BIG DOG
>>1807446
2 more hours to go XD
>another rematch of clash of champions
jesus christ guys
>this booking
>commentators standing by the entrance ramp
Why the fuck is Vince trying so hard to be WCW?
post yfw a fake Donald and Hillary start the second hour of RAW
why is Rusev so cucked?
BASED BIG DOG WORKING THE SMARKS
>the exactly same segment from tonight, even the exact same words
wew
>it's literally been over 35 minutes and we've had one single match, resulting in a DOUBLE FUCKING COUNT OUT
>based Roman literally worked the crowd
>then got a big pop for it
LMAO
smarks on fucking suicide watch
a commercial on the show just before going to station commercials. fantastic
>WWE too cheap to edit Del Rio out of the commercial?
>tfw you are actually happy when RAW cuts to the commercial
Just tuned in, what did I miss, lads?
Based Petunia Clarke in this bitch
>>1807469
>tfw smarks will actually be seething at big dog starting to get more over with the marks
No wonder Suplex City is such a dump
The mayor is spending all his time fucking fightin the ninja turtles down in the sewer
>>1807479
Literally nothing
>>1807467
It's rematch night tonight
I know the rawtist/smackdownie thing is all a meme, but I'm honestly done watching raw t b h
TIME FOR BIG MONEY DONALD
>>1807468
because it was the only time when wrestling was successful and entertaining
>>1807479
You didn't waste 35 minutes of your time
>all those superstars cucking for Bork
>>1807479
google it you fucking loser we arent your friend
>>1807422
It's brilliant insight
Rusev doesn't wear a protective vest like Roman so chair shots hurt him way less, Roman is basically cheating every time he's out there
>>1807479
a 30 Minute US Title Match ending in a FUCKING DOUBLE CUNT OUT
>>1807479
absolutely nothing
>>1807470
He should be in the better show
>>1807479
Roman getting loud as fuck pops and being over as fuck
Foley promos in 2016 suck
Rate this Raw from 0 to 10, senpais
I hate Foley he is awful on the mic
Cesaro pulled a Sasha trying to kill himself with that dive last night.
>>1807510
>>1807510
0
hurr durr Sheamus & Cesaro are now a team
>not quite a jobber entrance but not full entrance still
What in the fuck are they thinking tonight?
>>1807512
Why not him (Foley) instead of Benoit
>>1807518
Based RuRu
inb4 another best of 7
>Cesaro and Sheamus
>Mathematically impossible
>To be a draw
You got that right Mick
>>1807510
45 mins in and it's a 2 so far and thats generous.
Tag team between Sheamus and Cesaro should be called the Mummies
new thread >>1807506
>>1807531
Best of 9 now!!
If you could wish death on anyone in the company right now to take the place of Benoit, who would it be?
>tear away tux
>>1807518
Sheamus is underrated in the ring to be honest
>>1807540
they had 2 before this so best of 11
>>1807519
Wouldn't mind tbqh
My favorite Matt Hardy feud was when he and MVP accidentally became tag champs
>Graves calls Cesaro a mummy
>>1807543
hungry kalisto
JUST
Fucking bullshit. Lazy, TNA-tier booking
kek wow rawtist will defend this
can someone explain the cesaro tape?
i understand it helps prevent injury, but is he doing it for cosmetic reasons as well?
Cearo and Sheamus VS The Club... I could get behind this.
>rawtists will defend this
>tfw you quit a 64/64 full Conquest Large server with unlimited time and 3000 tickets with most of your squad online to watch this sorry depressing Raw