are you getting it?

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Yup! I get it every year. I can't wait to start myCareer with my trademark character, "Wonder Boy" Zachary Bacon. He's a super chill dude, pretty much nothing fazes him. He's in a tag team with Baron Corbin, together they're called the Bacon Barons. If I had to describe his in-ring style, I'd say he's tricky tricky tricky tricky.

The mask is a tribute to El Gran Luchadore. The striped jacket is a tribute to Salma Hayek. The red kneepad is a tribute to tacos. Tacos rule.

Mr. Bacon (as he prefers to be addressed) was busy training in the Himalayas for the last few years, so he let Stardust temporarily borrow his theme song, but now he's taken it back.

His finisher is the Canadian Destroyer, except he calls it the Crippler Crossface. He's dyslexic and he gets confused a lot.

The title he wants most is the title to his 1989 Ford Orion, which his ex-wife got in the divorce. That bitch.

His two favorite things in the entire world are cheering for Roman Reigns and watching the classic UPN sitcom "Homeboys in Outer Space."

His dream is to one day become a world champion Ultimate Frisbee player, and he plans to use his WWE career as a stepping stone to break into the sport. He has already starred in five direct-to-DVD WWE films: "Fashionistars", "The Yodel Killer", "Who Broke the Lamp?", "Christmas with Steve Harvey" and "Scooby-Doo and WWE: The Poontang Pie Purloiner."

Someday, when he's saved up enough money, he plans to replace his human legs with extendable metal legs so that he can change all the light bulbs in his house without a stepladder and star in robot porn.

His bucket list consists of the following:

• Help elect the first blind president
• Find out where Alex Trebek lives
• Try eating a monkey
• Beat the dam level on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for the NES
• Steal Alex Trebek's lawn furniture
• Outlive all the bees

Day one as soon as the shop opens

>>1797462
Autism.

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>>1797462

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>>1797462

>>1797452
Just got a job so yeah probably

Preordered it last month

>>1797452
No. Unless it turns out to be the fucking greatest game of the 2K era, which I highly doubt.

>Got 2K16 for free
>It's fucking garbage

Why the fuck is there a minigame for nearly everything?

>>1797452
2k15 had shitty mechanics and stale with meh graphic and art style.
2k16 looked good, okay looking roster a lil overblown(not shieky and terminator), added and expanded career/universe, create event. Wanted it, but overpriced especially with all the add ons.
2k17 looks like shit, seems even more centered on online competition. Paying for effective finishers. Pre order as Jewberg(easiest caw to make ever. Hasnt been relevant in forever)

>>1797452
Probably not. At least until the reviews are out. No way im dropping 70+ bucks for a turd.

What was the last good to great wwe game? All stars? SvR 2006?

>>1797620
how the fuck does 2k17 look centered to online competition
they havent said a single thing about online yet
i don't imagine it'll be any worse or better than 2k16s

Do they have it for ps2?

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>>1797462
>>1797462

>>1797620
Are you fucking delusional? Centered on online competition? Paying for effective finishers? Literally nothing you are saying makes any sense. You can buy a new moves pack, and they are all purely aesthetic. No moves do more damage than others.

the last game with lesnar on the cover sucked ass

>>1797620

You know all finishers have the same rate of damage, right?
Like all Signatures and Finishers do the same amount.

When does it come out in europe? Some sources say its october 11 like usa, some say october 14. Which one is it?

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>>1797900
LOL WHAT

>>1797900
here comes the pain? that was one of the best wrestling games ever made

>>1797900
agreed, ufc undisputed 2010 was trash

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>>1797928
>>1797930

>>1797907
It's October 11th worldwide

>>1797620
You are trying way too hard right now.

>>1797620
>2k16 looked good
>This game, that takes none of the previous game's features away and only expands on them, is bad
Huh?

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>>1797452
>console

>>1797974
The WWE 2K PC ports have been absolute shit, as well as its modding community. Consoles will always be the home of wrestling vidya.

>>1797974

>have a good PC for gaming
>2k16 slogged like utter fucking shit

No. The ports are so shit that it's almost worth it to keep it on consoles. Buying them on the PC just supports their dumb 6 month delay, lazy optimization, and lack of proper features.

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>>1797462

I don't know what's more sad, the potential that this is legit, or the realization that someone actually took the time to write all this.

>>1797936
I actually liked it, but random KOs from ass were not fun

>>1797452
Yeah. I'm even going to give creating an e-fed a try - it looks like fun.

No, "thank you".

>>1797462
>his two favorite things in the entire world are cheering for Roman Reigns

Wow I hate this guy

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>>1797462
Holy shit

Fuck. No.

Not until they stop their sim shit will I evet drop money on one of their games. They need to revert back to simpler gameplay a la HCTP.

If you think about it, a true professional wrestling simulator would consist of calling a scripted match in the ring.

They need to bring back day of reckoning style game play, I wanna be able to rip off 4 finishers in 30 seconds

>>1797462
There is no other way to put it sir, you are simply a collosal faggot.

>>1797462
> le TMNT meme dam level
I did that shit when i was 7
Next you will saying you hated Navi

Also
> this autism

I ordered the nxmeme edition.

How accurately are bayleys ass physics recreated?

>>1798852
I also want to know this

>>1798852
Looks smaller than it is irl from what I can see

>>1797959
Best ufc ever. It was the only career mode where you could build relationships instead of just aimlessly fighting

I will wait for reviews