WWE 2k16 Caw thread

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Here's mine.

"Wonder Boy" Zachary Bacon. He's a super chill dude, pretty much nothing fazes him. He's in a tag team with Baron Corbin, together they're called the Bacon Barons. If I had to describe his in-ring style, I'd say he's tricky tricky tricky tricky.

The mask is a tribute to El Gran Luchadore. The striped jacket is a tribute to Salma Hayek. The red kneepad is a tribute to tacos. Tacos rule.

Mr. Bacon (as he prefers to be addressed) was busy training in the Himalayas for the last few years, so he let Stardust temporarily borrow his theme song, but now he's taken it back.

His finisher is the Canadian Destroyer, except he calls it the Crippler Crossface. He's dyslexic and he gets confused a lot.

The title he wants most is the title to his 1989 Ford Orion, which his ex-wife got in the divorce. That bitch.

His two favorite things in the entire world are cheering for Roman Reigns and watching the classic UPN sitcom "Homeboys in Outer Space."

His dream is to one day become a world champion Ultimate Frisbee player, and he plans to use his WWE career as a stepping stone to break into the sport. He has already starred in five direct-to-DVD WWE films: "Fashionistars", "The Yodel Killer", "Who Broke the Lamp?", "Christmas with Steve Harvey" and "Scooby-Doo and WWE: The Poontang Pie Purloiner."

Someday, when he's saved up enough money, he plans to replace his human legs with extendable metal legs so that he can change all the light bulbs in his house without a stepladder and star in robot porn.

His bucket list consists of the following:

• Help elect the first blind president
• Find out where Alex Trebek lives
• Try eating a monkey
• Beat the dam level on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for the NES
• Steal Alex Trebek's lawn furniture
• Outlive all the bees