/impact/ prethread and gamethread

>>1792387
first 3 looks good to me tbqfhfam

i don't really give a shit about the mma shit though

Trevor Lee vs DJ Z was also announced and that will probably be good

>>1792427
I will watch just for that match and codys' hot wife.

>>1792427
oooh thats a good match

Sienna and Allie fued for BFG?

>>1792498
Give Sienna a Mic and her own creative control and she nails it
>>1792299

When is this starting and why is this not on watchwrestling?
Also is this live or taped?

>>1792507
8 pm est
its taped

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>it's a cody rhodes episode

here we go

IT BEGINS

At least they are having the eddie edwards vs galloway match first. i fucking hate eddie edwards so much

Why did the WWE release Josh Mathews? He seemed to be really well liked during Tough Enough and they found work for him with them since he lost the comp.

>>1792571
Edwards is def. a stereotypical vanilla midget

if they're gonna keep the gimmick title around they need to make the rounds 5 minutes

Its a shame Matthews and Pope arent drunk and just joking on everything like the were at ONO.

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>boston knee party

>>1792589
pope was great on ONO

I can't stand Pope and Matthews. So is every one of these matches gonna go 3 rounds?

>>1792582
Title matches may be longer.

>>1792601
No just the grand championship tourney matches. So two of them will be like this tonight.

This match was actually pretty good.

literally no sold that turnbuckle powerbomb

if fucking Reks wins this tournament I'm going to be slightly annoyed

rigged!

>>1792621
>rigged!
just like muh mma

How does it feel knowing that, no matter how many dicks you suck and stick in your asshole, you'll never be a bigger faggot than Josh Mathews?

DESHTROY

We got a tag team match playas

I hate Mike Bennett but I can't tell if he's a good heel or not

he's just so boring and drags down everything he's involved with

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MOOSE

Moose and Le DANGER Man, fuck yea.

How did Maria win the title?

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I can't handle the Allie, bros.

any livestreams?

public workout?

you have my interest

>>1792633
Everyone seems to hate him so I think he is doing his job.

>>1792636
She forced Allie to let her pin her.

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>>1792637
Same

>>1792640
He is probably a good heel but I don't like his moveset and I feel like if he didn't have Maria no body would give to shits about him.

>>1792641
so has Maria still not wrestled an actual match yet?

E-Li has to job to fucking Sadnow

I see why people hated TNA

>>1792647
Pretty much. She's defending her title against Gail Kim in Bound for Glory, however.

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>>1792641
>>1792643
Stop plz, you are making me have the sad feels again

>>1792650
she's been in TNA for like 7 months and still hasn't

>>1792651
I'm not feeling any better than you, man. But I'm sure Allie will have her revenge back!

so how many weeks before Cody gets a title shot?

test

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>Eli is gonna job to Sandow

WHEN I SAY DUMMY YOU SAY YEAH

DUMMY

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JOB-BER DRAKE

>>1792660
YEAH

>>1792660
YEAH

>>1792654
Cody seems like the type who believes his own hype. Probably immediately politicking to go over both Hardys and Lashley.

KILL THE DUMMY

sandow bombing on the mic, again

Eli Drake is great

>>1792664
He's going to say he has the name

>>1792655
b&

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Where's the action, TNA?

This is supposed to total non-stop action

Oh god sandow is awful

Eli clowned his bitch ass

>>1792677
you're about to see Sandow control the action for 15 minutes

>promos unanimously for Rex
eat shit Matthews you faggot

>>1792669
Just goes to show the wwe writing team was good with him

>baby oil chants

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I can't believe Rex doesn't get better gear.

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>Bound for Glory and 6 additional tapings
>spending 12 hours in the Impact Zone

does anyone even remember what sandow's finisher was?

>>1792702
>not spending 12 hours in the impact zone with rihanna the plant

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>the clunky feelting through the rounds
>that finish

huh, well, that was something

ANOTHER FUCKING HOLOGRAM FROM VANGUARD1

AND IT'S WITH SEÑOR BENJAMIN

top lel

go home vanguard 1

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B A S E D

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BIG MATCH SEÑOR BENJAMIN LAUGHS AT YOU.

CODY!

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REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>TWO RIVALS GOING HEAD TO HEAD FOR THE FIRST TIME

how the fuck are they rivals then josh you fucking faggot

So just Cody huh?

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CODY'S COMING

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>mfw Cody wins a title on his first night

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>>1792727
he bringing his wife too

apparently shes gonna wrestle?

what the fuck was josh talking about just now?

goddamn, shut the fuck up

>>1792694
He doesn't have Sasha's seamstress husband to do his gear anymore

why can the tna girls use a mic without shitting themselves and none of the wwe ones can?

>A GEEN

AGIN

thank you based matt for taking us to this broken magical universe

wtf jeff

I like how he's magic now

>>1792739
TNA knockouts have some freedom on the mic
WWE girls have to remember scripts

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Anyone else noticing that black guy near Jeff Hardy?

He's high as fuck

you can criticize Jeff for being a drugged out spot monkey

but he always goes all in 100% on his gimmick

>>1792751
He caught a contact from Jef

Reby isn't a very good wrestler those punches looked Eva Marie tier

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BROKEN REBY

>>1792755
better spear than edge though

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>>1792755
Yeah but she got them tits.

I think Reby just broke my dick

reby is gonna wrestle..


maybe rosemary can carry her to to a decent match

>>1792755
She doesn't need to be there to wrestle, though.

Fuck, who would have thought Hardys would be best thing about wrestling in 2016 cutting god tier promos.

This is has already been better than raw.

Really like that segment

>>1792770
Anything Broken Matt does is miles ahead of RAW.

>>1792768
>>1792766
wont be a real match, just a shenanigans fest brawl

wont be pretty but it wont be like a wrestling match

>>1792755
but she got dat tweest ov fate and dat bod

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>>1792751

>>1792773
It will be wrestlekino.

And it will be fucking enjoyable

>>1792775
reby's titties give me the same feel my african american friend

X-division time

>>1792775
dat google high as fuck

IMPACT SIGNS

CODY

I thought DJZ's soul was in the vessel of a monkey

time for based Trevor Lee

anybody see trevor's bola matches? I heard really good things

>no reaction for Trevor Lee or the big dog
disgusting

>>1792791
Streaming is pretty much the only way to see them

he had singles matches with Kamaitachi, Mark Andrews, and Dalton castle. He was also in a triple threat with Will Ospreay and Marty Scurll

>face vs face match

who's turning mid-match?

DONT BULLY ALLIE

I can't take aliie being bullied anymore TNA

>the state of Trevor Lee in TNA lately

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Raw wishes so badly that Charlotte/Dana worked half as well as Maria/Allie.

>>1792801
There's probably going to be some run-in to keep either of them from turning

>>1792805
Dana and Emma at least had some chemistry

Dana and Charlotte never made sense

>>1792805
I honestly don't know how Allie does it, but she has made being a dumb blonde into a super cute sympathetic character.

>Sienna still coming out with Maria and Allie

>>1792811
Allie's character isn't really dumb, just a pushover

poor allie :n(

>>1792811
>>1792818
Yeah I don't think it is stupidity as much as virginal innocence.

Allie over as fuck

poor girl didn't even get a name introduction

>>1792835
Luscious Latasha

Shaquanda the Jobbing Nigress

lmao sienna pushing up those non existent titties

FIGHT HER ALLIE

oh shit a ninja youre fucked now

>suddenly a girl dressed in all black with a bag over her head
what

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>>1792840

>>1792805

I don't enjoy watching Cherry Bomb pretend she can't wrestle.

wow and some people complain that wwe treats black people poorly.

OH SHIT ITS THE OPPONENT APPROACHING SCREEN FROM SMASH BROS

MARIA IS DONE

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>it was Gail Kim
>and Sienna took yet another Eat Defeat from her

ITS THE BLACK SCORPION
Ric Flair lost weight

>>1792849
She gonna snap and fuck up Maria eventually though it will be worth

Ninja Gail Kim

the state of this division

Reminder that CM Punk gave up Maria's ass for April Brooks.

cool car cody

>The debut of CODY.

>CODY will be in the impact zone.

>>1792860
She gonna snap and fuck Maria eventually though it will be worth

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

>>1792872
we can only dream anon

MOOSE

MOOSE

MOOSE

TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE

TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE

WOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHAOOOOOOOHAHHHHHHHHHHH

>>1792864
Ninja Gail Kim was hilarious.

Did you see those moves?

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THE MOOSE IS LOOSE

some nice moves by moose

hahaha, fuck you, bennett

that ended quick

we brawlin now

Why does TNA have all the mastodons?

TNA SURVIVOR SERIES

ON FREE TV

>Lethal Lockdown with one segment of build
>for free next week

>lethal lockdown next week cuz fuck it

based Billy

>>1792905
gotta build up for bfg

they need a big bfg number for their sale

That was a really solid show, every match except the Eli - Rex match was good and that wasn't Elis' fault.

WHATS MOONDIRT DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?

>>1792905
not even mad

it builds toward BFG so it's all good by me

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Pretty good episode, of course all the hardy segments were great as usual .

Looking forward to some TNA wargames next week

>>1792646

Personally I love Mike and Maria both. Yeah she hasn't wrestled worth a good god damn and he might be boring in the ring but as a heel I think his story is very compelling. I love how he's become a rival for EC3, because unlike Lashley who is in his way of getting a title, it feels like there is actual animosity and a growing arch-nemesis factor for EC3 and Miracle. He IS the first man to pin him after all.

Heels often get over, but they're also supposed to make you WANT to see them lose too. He loses great by the way, I loved that segment a week or two ago when he was literally gasping for air from taking that spear from Bobby while still trying to be an asshole to Moose. Maria has been absolutely disgusting with her actions too. Her ass kicking has been hyped all fucking year and it's going to be orgasmic to see Gail Kim finally get her hands on her unless some other bullshit happens. As heels, I think they're doing a fantastic job right now and wouldn't mind seeing him and EC3 go at it once more.

>>1792751

Yeah but that fucker next to Matt was killing my buzz. You could tell he's not a fan, that or he's trying to get himself over by being the only man without a reaction in the screen. He kept looking in the cam's direction too, I finally know why you guys get mad when fans do this shit. It's fucking annoying to watch.