/lu/ - General

Tell me why does Matanza wear the mask ?

Tomorrows Matches:
Cage vs Texano
Matanza vs Mystery Opponent

>>1786995
BASED CAGE

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>>1786906
Cage?

killshot stomping on marty was GOAT

also loved killshot just getting thrown out the ring onto two tables which broke

>>1787174
>Cage vs Texano
Texano is my boy, he swearing all over the place during his matches is funny as hell

Favorite underrated matches?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJk5SdC9Zzg

This one is comfy as fuck

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>>1786995

>>1787303
Killshot has been so low-key good for so long

>>1786906
Based Dario is the only good Authority Figure on TV.

>>1787482
Mr. Regal is cool and Nigel is alright

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courtesy bump since your thread doesnt draw

god damn catrina makes my dicvk so hard its unreal
is it just me or is rey double his wwe size that fucker roiding like hell it seems

>>1787671
...are you fucking serious?

Rey is nowhere close to as roid bloated as he was in McMahonLand

>>1787674
well maybe im just remembering it wrong

>>1787679
It probably seems that way since everyone else in LU is so much smaller than other WWE rivals.

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>>1787679
WHO'S THAT JUMPIN' OUT THE SKY?

R - O - I - D - S

>>1787687
>>1787685
yeah probably, he definitely looks better than on that pic desu

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new match announced:
Worldwide Underground vs Fenix, Drago, and Aerostar for the Trios Championship

8 MINUTES

ITS TIME

>chavito
what did he mean by this?

Eddie is coming back!

>>1789785
its like saying chavo-san i think

>>1787687
He looks like a pudgy child

Based Mack getting a title shot

mack's theme is pretty good

THE RETURN OF THE MACK

>it's a matanza takes a beating the whole match but pulls the win episode

>>1789788
More like "little Chavo".

Stone Cold should do a cameo with the Mack.

>tfw mack will never fuck your wife will you watch

big guys

if I took off matanzas mask would he die?

>this fucking scene

BASED MRS. HAVOC

>Linda Havoc

that was fucking great

Haha, Havok and Mascarita team-up

>>1789809
It would be very painful.

>MRS HAVOC vs SENIOR BENJAMIN
book it jefe

>>1789830
he's a big guy

>>1789832
for you

Was that Havok's mom or wife?

THE MACHINE

>>1789836
his momma

Dario loves naming shit

who texano here?

>>1789855
like no one

>>1789857
kys

>>1789859
it's always been about the machine

>>1789862
This desu senpai

HAHAHAH KEK CAGE BTFO

>Best of five

Ehh.

At least not best of 7

BEST OF FIVE SERIES

>best of 5

that old man couldn't fucking believe it!

>>1789868
Drago vs Aerostar best of 5 was pretty good, liked the friendship they gained at the end of it too.

>>1789862
>>1789863
>supporting a cuck

Sweet, random pictures.
I love LU

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>HEY! COOL PICTURES!!!
I couldn't make out what the pictures were.
>Damn DirecTV not carrying El Ray in HD.

who was that guy?

>>1789890
Former Disciple of Death outside the mask

what the hell were those photos and what the hell would ricky mandell do with them
>>1789890
jobber from the other seasons, pentagon might have broke his arm i think.

>>1789889
this, what was on the pictures?

pedo dragon confirmed

Is Ricky Mandell the next member of Worldwide Underground?

So is there a weirder team in kayfabe than a phoenix, a dragon and a time travelling spaceship?

I fucking love Jack Evans

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>>1789897
>time travelling spaceship

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>>1789888
>>1789889
>>1789893
>>1789894

I was thinking it was crime scene photos of Cisco's body

Ghost Cisco coming soon!

>>1789913
I think it was pictures of a place

ANIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So why is Jack so prissy today?

I feel bad for Jack. I was there for this one and he had his jaw wired shut.

women getting BTFO

>>1789920
whats up with jack?

>>1789920
>wired shut
?

Gonna need some pics or gifs of pouty Jack

is jack evans channeling naruto

>>1789925
>>1789924
He busted his jaw at some point during the time they were taping

http://411mania.com/wrestling/various-news-jack-evans-injured-tonights-wwe-raw-dark-match-main-event-more/

>>1789929
It's amazing how expressive he was without opening his mouth

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>>1789925
>>1789924
Jaw fracture, pic related

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>crotch match

what did dario mean by this?

INK

INK

OH SHIT, IN INK.
NOT JUST PENCILED.

I love how the stupidest things get so dramatic

INK

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>>1789927
he looks like a naruto fan

>>1789940
It's kind of like a Huevos of Math Destruction match, but without the war gear

Man, I love LU but it's always over so fast

Señora Estragos is best girl

>>1789862

>hyped specifically for the Terminator Chants

>they do it

love this goddamn show

>bullfrog splash
God damn it striker
Well at least this Matanza match seemed more even.

>Son of Havoc and Mascarita Sagrada chilling in Mrs Havoc's basement eating bagel bites
This show really can't not be amazing

>>1789903
CUTE!!

Havoc and Mascarita are so cute

CAGE has the best chant in the buisness

>>1790922
The Elite did it first

>best of 5
Really?

ANIMOOOOOOOOOOO

>this entire opening sequence with Jack
STRAP ON HIM RIGHT NOW

DAT SLINGSHOT CANNONBALL

Who /eljefe/ here? He always does what's best for business.

>>1791233
Best authority figure on the biz

>>1792231
I'd argue he's the best authority figure ever, period.

>>1793570
>he's an actual actor not some carnie booker
Really makes you think.

weekly reminder that angelicoxivelisse otp

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who /laweraloca/ here?

>>1794127
I loved how she started marking for Pentagon during the 6v6 tag

>>1794106
>not Ivelisse X Catrina

>>1793607
>an actual actor is a better authority figure than legit authority figures

hmm

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>>1794106
>Not ivelisse x puma

Neck yourself

>>1790932
Hope every match going foward has a stipulation added.

>>1794127
Her tooth-gap is so fucking hot

>>1794127
I think you're looking for "la guera loca", bruv.