SMACKDOWN LIVE! + TALKING SMACK OFFICIAL GAMETHREAD #5

>>1786726
What vidya game streamers you watching tonight fellow smacklads?

>>1786745
>smacklads
gb2wew

>>1786745
My boy tobias fate has already ended his stream today

>the nigga that makes a new thread with less than 10 minutes of the show left

When BMAJ doesn't fight, this show is shit.

>Ambrose does his gun taunt

He should turn heel, go back to slicking his hair back, and hit the weights so he can be cool like he was in FCW

Boypussy > girlpussy

I say Mama Mia

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FIRST FOR BASED VINNY MAC

What part of the body is the STF supposed to hurt?

I literally don't get it.

You say "Lunatic Cringe"

>>1786760
>Talking Smack

dean ambrose is seriously shit

ambrose is so lame its pathetic.

>>1786771
The soul.

>>1786760
>I cant read

BURY HIM CENA

>>1786745
Not tonight but Brittany Venti's stream usually contains lots of wrestling maymays.

>>1786777
Kek

>>1786771
cena would choke you out if it was real, the only retarded part is the leg stuff

>>1786772

I say broken fridge

>>1786726

Is there some kind of story behind these pictures?

What do they mean?

Former WWE Employee here

Why is this crowd so dead?

Are they on to our tricks?

Has it been leaked that Smackdown has been specifically branded to individuals who do not have sex?

Do Smackdown fans know we are playing a cruel joke on them?

Do Smackdown fans even have sex?

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I love her so much it hurts. Will I ever hold her in my arms? will I ever kiss her on the forehead? Will I ever take her for ice cream then hold hands with her as we take a casual stroll in a park?I love her so much, I stay up at night thinking of her, and daydream during the day, daydream that I am kissing her soft lips, taking her shopping, cuddling with her. If Iskra told me to die, I would lie down as she crushed my skull with her massive ass without even questioning her. Such is my deep love for my Iskra

>>1786777
The heart Osborne the heart!

RIP Dean's finisher being protected.

>kicking out the AA

Fuck off deanetty

How is an F-U more powerful than any other basic slam?

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>>1786777

That get with that post

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>kicking out of finishers

This has to stop.

Terrific ending.

What the actual fuck?!

>>1786786 Japanese fan stuff. Someone found a trove of them on pixiv and posted them in a thread.

B U R I E D
U
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>Dean pinning Cena
I want off this ride! HOLY SHIT NO!

shit ending desu lads

What the fuck?

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>CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST >CENA LOST

BASEDEAN JUST BURIED CENA!!

Now everybody's just beating John Cena clean

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>deanetty beating John Cena CLEAN

the STATE OF THIS FUCKING SHOW

THE STATE OF SMACKDOWN

THE FUCKING STATE OF THIS COMPANY

RIP BMJ

WHAT THE FUCK

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I love him so much it hurts. Will I ever hold him in my arms? will I ever kiss him on the forehead? Will I ever take him for protein shakes then hold hands with him as we take a casual stroll in the weightroom?I love him so much, I stay up at night thinking of him, and daydream during the day, daydream that I am kissing his soft lips, taking him shopping, cuddling with him. If Haitch told me to die, I would lie down as he crushed my skull with massive equalizer without even questioning her. Such is my deep love for my Triple H.

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BIG MATCH AJ
BIG MATCH AJ
BIG MATCH AJ

Not gonna lie I like the ending. Cena doesn't eed the win but Ambrose sure as fuck did.

Why the fuck does Cena keep jobbing out to these Indy Vanilla Midgets

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>>1786777

Former Attitude Era fan here checking in...

Why is this crowd dead, is Raw the same deadness?

Why are the ramps so small now, is it small on Raw? What is the reason

Does this shit look really low budget, it feels like a house show

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Did Cena just lose cleanly to Memebrose?

0 (ZERO) DIRTY DEEDS

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I love her so much it hurts. Will I ever hold her in my arms? will I ever kiss her on the forehead? Will I ever take her for ice cream then hold hands with her as we take a casual stroll in a park?I love her so much, I stay up at night thinking of her, and daydream during the day, daydream that I am kissing her soft lips, taking her shopping, cuddling with her. If Noelle told me to die, I would lie down in my grave without even questioning her. Such is my deep love for my Noelle

FACE
THAT
RUNS
THE
PLACE

please don't make this a tripple threat match for next ppv.

Cena heel turn when?

OUTTA NOWHERE

>>1786812

This is just normal John Cena.

BMJ only turns up in big matches.

smack already wins the next week!

CENALOSESLOL

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>>1786788
I SAID DELETE THESE. STOP STEALING MY HEARTFELT LOVE LETTER FOR MY PRECIOUS BLISSFU I WROTE IT HERE >>1782011 # DAMN YOU ALL

Rate this Smackdown.

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SMACKDOWN WINS AGAIN

Ambrose should have been buried that match.

GOT EM

gotta love Otunga

Can Moxley fuck off back to CZW already?

if you watch this shit every week unironically, you should probably kill yourself, I mean, what the hell, this shit is for little kids

>>1786825

never

>>1786832
7/10

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I love her so much it hurts. Will I ever hold her in my arms? will I ever kiss her on the forehead? Will I ever take her for ice cream then hold hands with her as we take a casual stroll in a park?I love her so much, I stay up at night thinking of her, and daydream during the day, daydream that I am kissing her soft lips, taking her shopping, cuddling with her. If Noelle told me to die, I would lie down in my grave without even questioning her. Such is my deep love for my Mop.

>>1786832

better than raw/10
Rawtist on suicide watch/10
8/10

>>1786832
8/10
Was a solid Smackdown all around.

>>1786832

Good ending that no one expected, even made me, a Dean hater, believe he's over

8/10

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BASED DEAN

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>>1786822
Lawd hammercy Jeebus.

>That's why we're the A show!

Based Otunga sneaking it in

WHAT A FUCKING AWFUL SHOW!!

>>1786832
2/10

>>1786832
6.9/10

>>1786838
think his spot would be best in nxt

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>>1786832
8/10

>>1786832
8/10

Damn even D-Bry went GM heel and teased the crowd with next weeks match. This was good shit tonight. Everything that RAW is failing at Smackdown seems to be doing with grace and ease.

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Post yfw you realize Carter has to admit Smackdown is better than Raw because they're pushing Dean

>>1786832
8/10 btw

>>1786854
>>1786855
Found the rawtists

time for based talking smack

>>1786854
>WHAT AN AWESOME SHOW!! :3
I TOTALLY AGREE!!!1!1!1!!!

Jesus Christ look at everyone in the crowd

Is that what everyone in these threads looks like?

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>Based BMJ getting pinned on purpose to make it in time for his dinner reservation with Thikki

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>Cena finally putting guys over
>2016

All those years and he finally chooses 2016

>>1786832
4/5

>>1786832
7.7/10

>>1786832
Same as Jackie Chan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V90vdClMs3U

>>1786832
7/10 Dean is a detriment to the A show, when are we shipping him back to raw?

Who /talking smack/ here?

>Video Alarm Server
what the hell

What's the score against /raw/ now?

>the absolute state of wrestling

Cena must be so depressed

How do we improve Raw fellas? When's the last time Raw won?

>>1786858
As long as he's off my TV, I'm fine with it.

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>I hate Dean Ambrose

>>1786886

They MIGHT have won the first week after the split.

>cupcakes under the table
Talking Smack is looking good

Is the wwe still PG?

>>1786889
Fuck off carter

>>1786886
The second week after the split.

After that it was all down hill from there.

Dean is so fucking based

What's the point of chrisley knows best? Why does it exist?

Is it because chrisley is transparently homosexual

>>1786893
kek no
/smack/ is undefeated since the draft

Who /chrisley/

>>1786884
6-2 SMACKDOWN

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I love her so much it hurts. Will I ever hold her in my arms? will I ever kiss her on the forehead? Will I ever take her for ice cream then hold hands with her as we take a casual stroll in a park?I love her so much, I stay up at night thinking of her, and daydream during the day, daydream that I am kissing her soft lips, taking her shopping, cuddling with her. If Carmella told me to die, I would lie down in my grave without even questioning her. Such is my deep love for my Carmella

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>>1786864

renee literally wearing a collar

muh dick.

>>1786832

Solid 7/10.

Women's tag match and Crews/Corbin were dull, Miz/Ziggler and AA/Usos were great, Cena/Ambrose was fairly routine, but good shock ending.

Good hype for next week, and good hype for No Mercy.

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>Carmela

carmela is kinda ugly. I thought she was cute but looking at her more closely I see a bunch of flaws.

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>Renee will never sit on my face

Why live?

>>1786912
I don't get it, why would you want your character to emulate Iggy fucking azealia or however you spell it? Bitch was a one hit wonder and that doesn't bode well for a character either

how can Carmella cut a good promo on Talking Smack but can't on the Smackdown?

>>1786930
this isn't good

this is as bad as talking smack has been so far

>>1786925
Dean is one lucky son of a bitch

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>no DQ women's match
DO IT

>Carmella vs Thicci, no DQ
mite b cool

>>1786939
It would be awful you cunt

>>1786939
THIS
I NEED CHAIRS AND SHIT

I DON'T CARE IF IT'S TRIPLE THREAT PLUS

>>1786942

Don't take my retro meme from me asshat

>>1786944
Imagine Thicci getting whipped with a kendo stick

I do NO DQ Women's """WRESTLING""" All the time on WWE2k16

Cena is almost 40 years old, he's filming movies now. He's doing his best to put others over now.

>>1786939
They might use tables, ladders, chairs, and etc. We /attitude/ again?

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>>1786842

Meltzer said Cena is going to retire at 45 and work at performance center

>>1786948
DO IT

Talking Smack is better than Raw and SD Live 2bh

>>1786950
How can one man be so based?

I want to throatfuck Renee

>>1786954

Link?

>>1786959
She's exclusively Dean's

WWE BTFO

>Bryan trying to get himself fired

I say release the bear

did..did renee just say retarded?

>Renee avoiding contact with Dean
kek

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ohh ill release alright

SNAKEDOWN LIVE

>>1786981
Best girl.

oh shit Cena buried

#ReleaseTheBear

I just gotta point out, when Dean won at Battleground, Cena immediately came out and raised his hand and it was a show of mutual respect for them.

>>1786986
>Best girl
>not Carmella
ew

cena getting blown out

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>>1786993
>not liking Layla
>having shit taste

>Renee and Dean breaking up live on Talking Smack

Trust me guys if the girlfriend "ew's" you it's not good

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>>1786999
trips confirms

>>1786999
Trips confirm breakup.

>this no mercy commercial
muh dick

Shit like this is why I'll never turn on Ambrose. He's such a good fucking promo when they let him be.

Who /chrisley/ here?