SMACKDOWN LIVE! OFFICIAL GAMETHREAD

Will we see based no chin again tonight?

>>1784927
Hopefully

>>1784923
ALready got one. Delete this

>>1784930
It would be another insta-win for /smack/

>>1784923
> Smackdown Women's Champion
Becky Lynch

Why does Deancuck always forget? My guess is that girl in high school said "Get away from me fat spic!"

>>1784923
kys Carter

>>1784940
>womens ""wrestling""

>>1784940
didnt even know Becketty was champ KEK

>>1784940
>implying he could even approach a girl

>>1784942
> /asp/
> Home of originality

>>1784923
I thought Ambrose had a gun for a second.

Do you think James Ellsworth will ever get a contract?

>>1784955
Absolutely, hes over as fuck right now and Vince knows hes money

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who /P1/ here?

>>1784962
What does P1 mean?

>>1784962
THE

>>1784967
phenomenal 1

>>1784969
GAY

>>1784973

DEANKEK

James Ellsworth was a Rosebud. I would find pics but I really don't want to look up Adam Rose matches

>>1784976
don't blame you

>>1784960
it's pretty surprising that Heath Slater and James Ellsworth are two of the most over guys right now

>>1784984
Ikr its fucking crazy

How many bongs?

>>1784991
1 bong

>>1784994
Thanks lad

Can't wait for 2h of actual good "wrestling" as opposed to 3h of shit on RAW

>>1784991
1

>>1784996
When you account for commercials and divashit it's more like one hour of good wrestling

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>Mom's letting me stay up to watch Smackdown!

>>1785006
Who are you quoting?

>>1785000
Still better than RAW, anyway.

I hope we'll see some more Slateryno today.

Just wish Rhyno would stop looking at Slater like he's about to turn on him any moment.

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>>1785006

>rawtist trying to banter

Luke Harper has been cleared to wrestle finally, so here's hoping he shows up on the A the show tonight

>>1785008
you

>>1785016
BASED HARPER

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>>1784996
>smackdown is legitimately the A show

what times to be alive

>>1785018
just

>>1784940
lmao who cares

Quick name your Top 3 /smack/ wrestlers

1 Cena
2 Styles
3 Orton

>>1784940
>women's '''''''wrestling''''''

>>1785016
>Brayy cuts another generic promo and no one takes him seriously since he never wins
>suddenly Harper attacks him from behind and powerboms the shit out of him
>grabs a mic
>starts cutting a promo on Bray that he's been a shit leader since he never wins
>calls him a failure of a man, while Brayy lies in the middle of the ring
>Harper says that such a false prophet needs to be removed once and for all
>gets a table from underneath the ring
>powerboms Brayy through it
>leaves as the random eyes appear on titantron
>Harper vs Brayy in a eater of worlds match on a pole

>>1785031
1. Styles
2. Becky
3. Bray, but his awful booking is really starting to affect my ability to give a shit about him. Same shit for the last 2 years

HMs: Heaf and BMJ

>>1785031
BMJ
Styles
Miz

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>>1785031
Styles
Miz
Slater

>>1785031
1. Big Draw Nature Hoot AJ Styles
2. Big Match John
3. Big Towel Chad Gable

>>1784940
Probably, he has some weird obsession with demonizing women's wrestling. We all know it's shit, but just likes to hammer it in to everyone.

Pick 3 cruiserweights not already on Raw to go to Smackdown

>>1785045
None. Keep the vanilla midgets on the B show

>>1785031
AJ Styles
The Miz
Becky Lynch

>>1785045

>rawtist trying to infect the A show with midgetism

go away

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D O U B L E W I D E

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>>1785037
>2. Becky

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>>1785049
>>1785046
>champ is literally a midget
kek

>>1785037
Bray is a good wrestler, but I honestly think his character is shit, but since it's so different people eat it up.

>>1785052
That you can't beat up
How does that feel?

>>1785031
1. The GOATnomenal AJ Styles
2. Big Match GOAT
3. One GOAT Band Heath Slater
>>1785052
>Born in a Marine Corps Base Camp
Is his family a military family?

>>1785056
Bray would be a main event material if they actually let him win a match more often than twice a year.

2bh giving him to LU would probably spill so much gold on the floor it would be insane

>>1785052
isn't he actually 5'8?

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Your next World Heavyweight champ folks

>>1785031
1. THE GAY COMMUNITY
2. Lexi Quinn
3. THE ONE MAN BRAND

>>1785060
Even worse

>>1785061
More like World Heavybalding Champion

>>1785059
I don't think it's that. I just hate his promos. They're different which makes him stand out but he's usually just spouting the same shit. Give his character some actual goals and motives and I think he could be great.

Tbh they should let him hit Raw when he turns babyface - He's the perfect guy to go against authority figures

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Is he debuting tonight?

>>1785052

>google the cruiserweights names
>pick a random one
>Brian Kendrick
>5 ft 8 in

not looking good for you rawtists when one guy picked at random is shorter than BMAJ

>>1785060
>no 5'8- bf

i hate myself

RAM has literally had three of it's weakest episodes all year back-to-back. Does SmA+ck even need to try to coast to an easy three-streak?

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>>1785061
More like future winner in the Rogaine invitational tourney, famfam

>>1785072
5'8 is a perfectly average height, it's not like you're asking for a 7 footer.

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>>1785063
>Lexi Quinn

>>1785073
SD just needs to air and it will already be better than WWE.

Having AJ come out, or Slater/Rhyno do anything basically kills RAW

>>1785072
wanna fug

I love how you guys shit on each other's shows but everyone here.knows. Damn well they watch.both smackdown and raw
I know it
You know it
You stupid idiots

>>1785069
Yes, they advertised it would be this week's Smackdown.

>>1785070

Actually google the heights from the rest, none of them are taller than BMAJ

The state of fucking RAW

>>1785075
>average
Manlet detected. Anybody below 6' is subhuman

>>1785082
BASED, he can be Heaths tag partner after Rhyno goes to be president or w.e hes doing.

>>1785075
i live in the US. im 5'1 and 90% of guys here are really tall. i'd rather someone close to my height then having to look up at someone

>>1785052
He's not vanilla though, he's the best guy in the company

>>1785081

>you stupid idiots

smacklads are actually loyal to their brand chris, you are just salty you didnt get drafted to the A show

>>1785089
Holy shit you're 5"1?

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>>1785089
>im 5' 1"

>>1785089
Stop trying to reason with him. /asp/ies are worse than the /fit/izens when it comes to height.

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>>1785095

and?

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who /bully/ here ?

>>1785089
LMAO

>>1785093
That's it..
YOU'RE ON THE LIST

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>>1785076
>(YOU)

>watch RAW
>only entertaining part is Jericho

>watch SD
>Big Match Bully AJ Styles
>Based Slaterhyno
>Heel Uces actually don't suck that much
>BMJ
>American Alpha once they come back

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jeez you guys are brutal. never seen so many people care about height. sorry i even posted here

>>1785108
>>Heel Uces actually don't suck that much

I have also been really impressed with how they carry themselves as dickheads in the ring. They're very natural at it. Their new finisher submission combo is really good.
Samoans in modern WWE seem to be hugely gifted cunts who are pushed as bland babyfaces. It's a shame.

>>1785111
Fuck off El Torito

based nochin man

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Rawtists, please look to the left

>>1785111
>post ends in 5111

Even numbers are laughing at you.

>>1785111
Welcome to /asp/, we're worst than /fit/.

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When are we getting this on /smack/?

I dare everyone here to post the height that is listed on their id's

>>1785107
Have sex

>>1785126
>>1785126
the numbers don't lie

>>1785113
Some people are natural heels. Some are natural babyfaces. Some can be pushed as one while being way better as the other. It just seems to be that way with Uces, and a heels they're actually a bit more entertaining and I'm not tired as fuck whenever they come out and start doing their OOGA BOOGA chant while wearing shitty pants.

>>1785129

5'4 1/2

>>1785129

1.85m

>>1785129
6'4"
I'm lean and cut as fuck. Getting head as we speak.

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>>1785101

>>1785128
Those two nobodies will be released by next year

>>1785129
185cm

Not sure how much is that in american

>>1785129
>asking people on an anonymous chinese cartoons imageboard to post heigh
"No"

>>1785135
>>1785139
>>1785140
>>1785143
As in post your licence so we'll see once and for all if /asp/ is really filled with above average chads

>>1785129
6'6
120 pounds, no muscle, feels bad to be a skeltan giant freak

>>1785129

Did you forget everyone here is 6ft?

>>1785148
>implying I'll stand up from my comfy position, find my wallet, take a pic and upload it here

too much work, champ

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>>1785149
>6'6
>120 pounds

Gain weight.
Please gain weight.

>>1785141
boi he did it

>>1785129
7'1''. Had surgery on my pituitary last year

>>1785148
Just take a picture of your ID where it states your height easily place your thumb over.all relevant info

>>1785154
Looks like this thread is going straight to the front page now.

MIZ DID NOTHING WRONG

>>1785129
188cm, what is that in feet?!?

>>1785158
I bet you
No
I guarantee nobody will do it because nobody here is over 5"10
Fact

>>1785148

no, your gonna have to take my word for it

>>1785164
6' 2

I think at least

>>1785166
found the skinny manlet

>>1785157
KEK

>>1785167
Found the manlet

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>>1785166

>>1785166
>manlet projecting further than the shelves he can't reach

>>1785156
>>1785143
>>1785140
>>1785139
>>1785149
>>1785164


Odd I live in a big city and I rarely see people over 6'3. Only on /asp/ is everyone a giant and shredded cunt. As a 5'10 guy I laugh to myself every time someone claims 6' out in public if they're same height or shorter than me. I now believe everyone here is 5'7. Prove me wrong, protip you literally cannot.

>>1785166
This.

>>1785171
>>1785176
Proving me right

>>1785179
>trying to get people to post their i.ds
Nice try NSA

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>>1785179
>As a 5'10

>>1785179
Nice tweet dwarf king

Alexa a cute
CUTE

>>1785188
>Not knowing how to intelligently hide what needs not to be seen
Retard

>>1785188

I'm not that guy. All you have to do is take a picture of yourself standing next to a door way. That's it.

>>1785191
>>1785190

Someones in their feelings.

>>1785196
>Someones in their feelings.

What did he mean by this

>All talk
>No pics of hieghts
I knew you guys weren't above 5"9 or 5"10
Bunch of fucking liars here lol

>>1785196
If /fit/ was obsessive enough to find the height of that one manlet then /asp/ will find it in double the time.

Welp, they just name dropped Harley Quinn.

>>1785196
>Someones in their feelings.

Interesting

I guarantee nobody on /asp/ has a dick above 5 inches
Post your dicks, lads. Just for proof. It'll be funny.

>>1785209
literally who

Are you guys ready for the A show?

Who is going to be The Joker to Alexa's Quinn?

>>1785212
I actually would do this...

SO IT HAS BEEN ESTABLISHED AND PROVEN
NOONE ON /ASP/ IS ABOVE 5"10
SCREENCAP THIS AND USE WHEN THE MANLET WORD IS THROWN AROUND

>>1785215
muh dick

Today is a sad day lads. Today we found out everyone here is A LIAR!!!

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>>1785212
You just wanna see some dick

>>1785228
We are just memeing you dip

>>1785215
Ryder

Mojo will get injured

>Miz vs Ziggler IC Title Match
>BMJ vs Dean Ambrose
This'll be a great Smackdown.

Captcha: Battista

>yfw Becky is a transitional champion
TYB BLISSFU~

Did anyone listen to James Ellsworth on Jericho's podcast? Was it any good?

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>be black
>be 5'10''
>have sex

lol whitebois and they excuses

>>1785237
>transitional
>literally the first champion

why not just put it on Alexa in the first place then?
>>1785240
Ellsworth's pretty based

>>1785229
lmao don't be gay

>>1785243
>why not just put it on Alexa in the first place then?
because obligatory >YOU DESERVE IT

>>1785240
Where can you find Jerichos podcast? I want to give it a listen

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Notice how everyone is avoiding the ID height challenge

>>1785240
It was pretty good. Apparently the guy is some indie promoter and has been wrestling for a few years.

>RAW has degenerate Modern Family before it airs
>Smack has Based Chrisley
RAW is complete trash

>>1785129
6'4

what would sex with lita be like?
also, what is sex like anyway?

>>1785249
Talk is Jericho - James Ellsworth

https://youtu.be/Wb3n3Whbro4

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>>1785222

184 thats 6', post yours manlet

>>1785253
>posting personal info unironically on 4chan

because that ALWAYS ends well

>>1785129
5'11

bow down to me manlets for I am your king

>>1785129
6'0

>>1785265
BASED BIG MATCH ANON
PUSH THIS MAN
/wwe/ CONFIRMED MASTODONS

6'6 master race reporting

Yes all your women get weak in the knees. Doesn't even matter if you're present. they still gush.

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>>1785264
Thanks, you're off the list.

>Smackdown hasn't even started and it already won again

How do Rawtist even recover

>>1785266
It's just height you faggot. Even Cuckter has done it before and proved that he's over 6 feet

>>1785222
I'm 5'10.5", get cucked silly manlet

Who /chrisley/ here

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>>1785266
>height
>personal info

>>1785276
right here

>>1785129
5'10 but I'm actually 5'7

LGTSS

>>1785243
It's an epic meme. I look forward to the reaction of these faggots when Bliss loses at Backlash

>>1785276
Here fampai

Hello, Smacklads. I didn't watch 'uncooked' this week (like most people). Did we win before even airing this week again?

>>1785129
5'4"
my bf digs small guys though

>>1785265
>poortugal
>>1785274
Proof?

>>1785286

Smackdown wins by default today just for showing up

>>1785265
We got one
Respect

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>>1785284
>When Bliss loses at Backlash

Video package already better than the whole 3 hrs of RAW

>>1785286
Raw sucked but had two good moments

>Put the bam in alabama
sometimes you are alright Mauro

>>1785289
kys

>starting with women's wrestling

WHAT THE FUCK SMACKDOWN

Nice they're getting women's wrestling out of the way.

>tfw chillin on the sofa with a blanket
>takeaway will arrive precisely when the divas are in ring

comfy af

>don't boo that
kek

SD already won

>diva shit

not a good start

>>1785290

>has to resort to country bashing cause hes a tiny sample of a man aka a manlet

based smack putting the useless cum dumpsters on first

The Fuck is happening with the mic is he summoning Satan?

A FUCKING CONTRACT SIGNING

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>WOMENS

>CONTRACT

>SIGNING

>Raw starts with based Big Dog
>Smackshit starts with """""""women's wrestling"""""""

SMACKDOWNIES ON SUICIDE WATCH

>Another contract signing where no one's going through the table

GET YER FUCKIN GRANITE BULLSHIT OUT OF HERE

CONTRACT SIGNINGS SHOULD BE NOTHING MORE BUT AN EXCUSE FOR A TABLE SPOT

>starting with divas

SMACKDOWN NO

>Contract signing not the main event
BASED SMACK

>>1785299
why? because I'm having sex?

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>post yfw My Precious Blissfu Sparkle Splashes Becketty through the table

Jesus, that venue looks tiny as fuck and the entire second elevation is closed off. JUST

>>1785312
I have a feeling vince is booking the show to be awful tonight so smackdowb doesn't beat raw in ratings

better than RAW

>come at me bro

stop

Don't boo that.

>>1785314
>>1785306
>>1785301
HAVE

SEX

A FOOKIN POTATOE

>>1785129
3'11" but I make good money as a Leprechaun/Elf

>no pigtails
Aw

>>1785318
kys

>badass

>"Don't boo it..."

That was kind of funny and cute. Good job DBry.

>>1785319
Isn't her finisher now renamed the Twisted Bliss?

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>starting with contract signing

Lets get this out of the way quick

What did DB say not to boo? I missed it

>>1785290
It was months ago, I never saved it

>Harley Quinn
>Harley Quinn
>Harley Quinn

Will they stop that shit?!

alexa a cute!

Alexa is Cute AF tonight

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>starting with women's """""""""wrestling"""""""""

Well seen enough of this show. Raw wins again, see you next week.

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>mfw SDs 6 women are objectively and meteorically hotter than Raw's "womens" division

1 PERSON POSTED PROOF
Remember the day /asp/ got exposed for lying about height

FAP4BLISS

>>1785337
This contract signing will be civil and not erupt into violence like they sometimes do.

>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Don't boo that!

>>1785332
why? because I'm having sex?

BOOOOOOOOOOOORING

>had a chance to put Bliss in a tight dress or some extremely tight jeans
>put her in some Affliction-type shut from 2008

WHY

>getting divashit out of the way nice and quick

I can dig it

>Not getting the women's wrestling out of the way early

I suppose rawtists prefer it as their main event

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>divas shit

/bex/ vs /spiteful/ HERE WE GO

>>1785319
Women don't go through tables anymore

>>1785343
>becketty hotter than anyone
kek

>>1785337

He said there wasn't going to be any fighting and the contract signing was going be civil.

>>1785347
Thx bb

Wow DBry is THAT short?

>Rawtists false flagging already
THEY'RE ON THE ROPES

POTATO BTFO

Bliss shouldn't speak, just STFU and look sexy af

Bliss is a better heel than anyone on Raw

>>1785342
Its called getting the garbage out of the way first

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WHO /STAYHYPE/ HERE?

This is already better than any Sasha or Charlie promo. Sorry rawcucks

>>1785352
You don't start with women's wrestling. You bury it somewhere midway.

Damn bliss is hot as fuck and can cut a good promo

>>1785348
huh?

had to mute this trash JUST

I liked the first few weeks of SD where they would set up for a women's match and then cancel it somehow.

>>1785358
He's 5'8''

>>1785319
Jews are natural heels

>>1785370
kys

please no more women

although more crowd reaction than Raws women

Alexa is not that bad on the mic, you guys expect too much from women

>our women's champion is literally a potato

SAVE_US_BLISS.EXE

STFUUUU BECKY

FIYAR TU MOOCH TEEVEH

>>1785376
what u mean

>this soap opera delivery from Bex

I can dig it desu.

>>1785374

I don't think so bro look at him compared to Bliss

Anyone see the 'notice me senpai'?

>>1785369
I can cut her nipples off and put wear them as an ear ring if you know what i mean

Becky is a better personality than every RAW woman

>divas attempting to speak
END IT PLEASE

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>mfw Alexa BTFO'd Becketty, how will Potata
Oompa Loompa ever recover?

>>1785369
She's better when it's one on one and she can make fun of the other person. The rest of the time it's as painful as the other women.

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>>1785368
Yeah, like the final hour of your show right?

Becky is a fucking dork, but in her case I feel like it's actually intentional.

belt re-design when?

"You're right alexa i am a loser. I have no idea why I'm doing this anymore."
-becky lynch

I WAS BORN IN THE BACK OF A BAR, ME MOTHER WAS A TELLY THAT ONLY SHOWED AMERICAN WRASSLING FOR SOME REASON

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Anyone else hoping for Breezango tonight?

>>1785382
>>1785378

Holy fuck the fuckimg cringe
Legit changed the channel from 2nd hand embarrassment

>Oim Oirish and Oim always ready fowah a foight back in me home dublin we foight everyday lads

Is this every Irishmans gimmick?

Becky Exposed

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>>1785366

BECKY BTFO

>Bliss actually said "T B H"

literally /OurGirl/

>>1785382
Kiss Your Sister

That wasn't bad from Becky.

This isnt so bad.

Why is EVERYTHING better on Smackdown?

Oh come on, how the fuck do you sell that? Getting hit by a folder?

>>1785398
Breeze is ratchet

>Becky Lynch just took a harder bump than the entire Raw roster

>puh lease

reeeeee shut up reeeeeee

BASED BLISS

>rato squeaking
>potato mumbling
people will defend this shit

>>1785408
huh?

>>1785366
WOO WOO WOO HE AIN'T HYPED

>that camera shot
what the fuck

>>1785387
Sorry dont know what you mean there

at least it was quick

>>1785342
I'd rather have it at first that way after 2:30... oh wait, smackdown isn't a punishing 3 hours show

I don't care if this is the first segment. Contract signing segments need to be banned period.

>>1785382
Kalisto Yawns Surreptitiously

ALEXA BLISS FLIPPING TABLES

Our Girls

Smackdown: 1 Raw: 0

divashit that wasn't terrible is already a win

>Good segment
>Short
>Said what needed to be said

Starting off good.

>women's '''''talking''''' opening the show
I think Raw has us beat these week lads

>Usos changing attire on every show

>Becky dressed as a casual Domme
Smackdown is already god tier

>open with weak shit
>still better than 3 (three) hours of "uncooked"

SD wins again

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>>1785342
Those ten minutes were still better than your whole show last night

Heel Usos going full 90's Bulls thug gear

>>1785401
>Is this every Irishman
Yes.

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>American Alpha

Its over. Smackdown already won.

>>1785408
I actually did a few times when I was 11-13. She was a couple years older than me and wanted to practice before she got a boyfriend.

Based Towel Man!

Holy hell Smacklads, what a roster.

Kurt Angle return with American Alpha

Where the fuck is BMAJ? You open with your top draw.

Heel Uso's are pretty based.
Too bad they won't turn Roman and make a heel samoan faction with them and Nia Jax.

>nice, concise ten minute segment that Bliss carried on her back
>right into a Heelsos vs AA match

Pretty good.

>>1785433
>Falseflagging rawtist detected

What are American Alphas' gimmick anyway?

Bad start. Lets hope shit improves or Raw might actually win

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>>1785433

Is that XPAC?!

Good segment. Next match will also be good. Tick tock rawtie salties

>>1785439
Full kit fags??

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keep crying rawtist

Will the osus have a heel theme?

>>1785433
t. rawtist

>>1785433
Raw was better than usual this week, it was only terrible for 2 hours and 50 minutes, and then 10 minutes Jericho was talking. It stepped its game up but shouldn't be too hard to beat, we only need 10+ minutes of not being terrible.

AMERICAN USOS?!

>>1785410

Because unlike Raw when it comes to the women they don't force the "Isn't this so amazing! These girls are just like the men!! Divas Revolution." tone. SD basically just goes he's the women's segment.

>>1785447
>>1785447
>>1785447
>>1785447
>>1785447

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>>1785403
>Zack "Hasn't changed or improved at all since 2008" Ryder

>>1785417
Kick Your Scottish terrier

Why are we always wining? It feels so great.

GUYS MELTZER JUST TWEETED THAT CHRIS BENOIT IS IN THE BUILDING

>>1785437
The Cruiserweight match was cool.
Besides that Raw did suck.

>Smackdown women segment: 10 minutes
>RAW women segment: 37 minutes

Even with the extra hour, RAW uses over 10% of its show. Smackdown uses 8%

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who /UCE/ ??

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>>1785403

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>>1785469

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>>1785465
and yet he's still light years above mojo

>smackcucks defending """womens wrestling""""

Muh dick

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>>1785066

>>1785215
Broken matt

The kick right to the patella tendon!

>>1785303

How could you possibly calculate that?

>>1785312
Top meme

>>1785326
Who is that kid with the glasses? Can't find this meme anywhere

>>1785265
>from Shortugal
>still bigger than all these manlets
Based.

>>1785382
Kink your spaghetti

>>1785031
>1. AJ Styles
>2. The Miz
>3. Heath Slater

Honorable Mention to Dean Ambrose and BMJ though