MONDAY NIGHT RAW GAMETHREAD #5

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>you will never get BTFO as hard as Josh Matthews

I need a (You)

>>1780944
>Still a fucking hour to go.

IT'S A TAG TEAM 10 MAN TEAM TAG MAN MATCH PLAYA

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PINOYS FUCK OFF

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Drink it in

Rate this raw: 0/10

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>5 on 5 tag match

OHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH

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>based fatass will get blamed for the ratings this shit causes

I just watched Chikara for the first time in years and it was cringe as fuck. Is it just me?

>1780979
no

>cruiserweight division debuts after everyone tuned out of the shitshow Raw has been until now
>gets blamed for low ratings
>build up to wrestlemania where Braum fights a handicap match against the entire division
>Braum wins against all odds
>Braum gets fed to Roman next Summerslam

Why do I watch this shit.

>>1780979
Here you go senpai

>>1780979
you're on the list
>>1780990
No

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>>1780986

IT'S A DISQUALIFICATION MATCH A 10 PACK IRON MAN CHALLENGE MATCH

>>1780986
The last segment before this match bumps it up to 3/10

>>1780986
I'm making a poll later

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>>1780979
>tfw Jericho motivates mass (you)'s all over asp.
feelin cumfy af rn

>>1780990
It's supposed to be cringe, you just don't get it

>>1780989
Kevin Owens sucks and you know it
>boring matches
>horrible look
>terrible mic skills
>most boring world champion in history
>is is the backseat of Steph vs Seth

I only watched this raw for the cruiser weights. I regret watching this whole thing.

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>tfw Dad walked in my room while I was watching Raw exactly when Big E was spanking Epico's ass.

LADIES AND GENTLE THIS IS A 10 MAN TNA KING OF THE MOUNTAIN TITLE MATCH

ONCE YOU ARE PINNED OR SUBMITTED YOU GO INTO THE PENALTY BOX FOR 2 MINUTES

>dabbing
J U S T

Quickly, top 5 wrestlers in WWE this year. Mine is

1. AJ Styles
2. JeriGOAT
3. Rollins
4. Nakameme
5. Miz

Based Papa Cass

>>1780990
Chikara is a parody fed, but it is pretty smarky and le random moments xD

>>1781004
Owens and Jericho are the only over guys on RAW.

>>1781007
stop

will TJP and Enzo have a dab battle?

>>1781001
>(you)

>>1781011
>No John Cena
shit list

>>1781007
(You) deserve it!
ClapClapClapClapClap

>>1781007
shut the fuck up, liar

KO looks like the manager of an Applebees

>>1781011
This

>>1781011
1. JeriGOAT
2. Sin Cara
3. ?
4. ?
5. ?

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>>1781004
boring matches
>horrible look
>terrible mic skills
>most boring world champion in history
>is is the backseat of Steph vs Seth

>>1781007
wew

>>1781007
>"are you winning son?"

>>1780997
I was watching Bardock Father of Goku instead of Raw for divas and Cesaro match.

>>1781018
number six, mate

>>1781011
cena
seth
aj
matchka
y2j

>>1781007
What happened to the guy who always posted the "I bet he has trouble wiping himself" pasta the second Big E came onscreen?

BASED GRAN METALIK

How long before they put the cruiserweight title on Enzo?

>yfw continuity got drafted to Smackdown Live

>>1781011
1. AJ Styles
2. KO/Jericho
3. Big Match John
4. Nakamura
5. Miz

And the only women I like are
1. Asuka
2. Bayley

>>1781008
God can you imagine Cole explaining a King of the Mountain match

I want to motor boat Stephs tits

>Guy only speaks Mexican

He isn't going to last very long

My wifes daughter loves Raw

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The Cruiser wait is over

I'm sure some midgets will save this shit Raw

CW is next

this better be worth the 3 hours

>>1781039
Only JB has the capacity to do so

I don't know how he does it

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>>1781007

You remind me of a /sp/ thread gimmick long since passed.

>>1781041
>speaks Mexican

>>1781011

>Becky's Pits
>Naomi's Ass
>Nikki's Tits
>Bliss' Face
>Nia's Farts

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>3 hour show
>CW only get like 10 mins

Test

>Fat Sin Cara
>4th member of New Day

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>>1781024
Oh but its true, deny all you want sailor boy

>>1781041
>speaks Mexican
Found the barnyard hillbilly

>>1781054
MODS

>>1780979
Never. I will not give you a (you) under any circumstances.

>>1781041
Rey Misterio couldnt speak english well when he first joined WWE. Also...

>Mexican is a language

>>1781047
>CW
>good

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>Mexican is not a language its Spanish

>every week
>wasting 5 minutes
>whoring out their shitty shows
>get ready for the wild life

fucking end me.

>>1781041
PREPARE FOR A GOOD LUCHA THING GODAMMIT

>>1781011
1. Braun Strowman
2. BMJ
3. Jericho
4. Roman Reigns
5. AJ Styles


POWERGAP
Dean Ambrose

>>1781053
>wanting to see CW

Seek sun light fat guy

>>1781046
Go to bed nash

THE CRUISERWAIT IS OVER

t. CM Pun

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Cruiserweights more like LOSERWEIGHTS

LMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOT EEM

>>1781055
I thought the 4th member was sonny boy?

Could BMJ even save this shit?

>>1781060
Shut the fuck up he spoke english in WCW the same way he spoke it in WWE. 18+

>>1781057
You have to go back

>>1781054
Kiss your mother with that edgy?

>>1781061
Well if CWC was anything to go off of they for the most part are great.

The cruisercucks have one chance to impress

>>1781070
LMAO XD

>>1781073

He did in 2015 with the US Open challenge every week.

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>>1781070
Stop your shitty forced instagram memes

>>1781007
kek

>>1781060
WOW 18+

Flippy shit incoming

>>1781011
1. AJ Styles
2. Sami Zayn
3. Nakamura
4. Jericho
5. Cena

Honorable mention to Joe, Rollins and KO. Asuka and Bayley are having great years as well.

Brock will appear and destroy these manlets right?

EDDIE IS IN HELL

>>1781011
AJ Styles
Samoa Joe
Jericho
Big Match John
Nakamura

Fuck Eddie Spicguerro

>people listing Nakamura

why?

hes had 2 or 3 good matches?

LIE
CHEAT
STEAL

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>tfw you've been waiting for a Terry Funk tribute only to discover you were trolled a few days ago here

>Chyna appereance

Based Eddie

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Finland has no wrestlers

EDDIE'S NOT IN HEAVEN REY

Who the fuck is doing the narration here

>Eddie is dead
>Chavo is alive

Eddie ;_;

WWE can only talk about the past because their future is pure shit.

>>1781090
Wow nice edge there mate

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>Eddie Guerrero montage

>>1781091
>MUH CHARISMATIC GOOK

Eddie goat.

Eddie and Chyna are now together

;_;

>>1781011
1. AJ Styles
2. Shinsuke Nakamura
3. Kevin Owens
4. The Miz
5. John Cena
6. Roman Reigns
7. Rusev
8. Chris Jericho
9. Seth Rollins
10. Dean Ambrose

>>1781100
One of the spanish announcers, Carlos Cabrera

So what would happen if someone mentioned Benoit during the broadcast?


Immediate termination?

>Eddie=GOAT
I miss this guy

Wow Mick

Can Foley's CTE kick in so he can get the fuck off my TV?

>fucking sasha botch
REEEEEEE

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>Botcha Skanks shown in Eddie Guerrero's montage

FUCKING FUCK THIS SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Foley
>Coherent

Pick 1

>tfw voting trump
>tfw Mexicans are pretty much cancer
>tfw still miss Eddie

i gotta soft spot for some mexicans breh they still have to go back tho

>>1781113
at least

>>1781101
In another Universe the roles were reversed. In another Universe Benoit is still alive.

Put mick out of his misery

>>1781100
Carlitos CABALGA MAYUYAAA

>THEYRE SMALL LOL

>>1781099
plz dont ;_;

dude i miss eddie..

>>1781112
Geez, Cabrera's English is a little cringy

>>1781011
Not counting NXT so no Nakamura, Asuka, or Revival
1. Styles
2. Rollins
3. Cena
4. Owens
5. Cesaro

>>1781011
Aj styles
Roman reigns
John cena
Ryback
Kevin owens

NO CW MATCH
MICK IS HAVING A STROKE

>>1781113
Termination plus blacklisted from wwe

WEW LAD

YOUR RAW CAPTAIN, EVERYONE

ya messed up

FUCK OFF FOLEY

Great Promo Mick

This montage reminds me that there's people who think Sasha Banks has Eddie's charisma.

Feels bad, desu

Man Mick is going downhill

Sad to see... He used to be a fav

>RAW
>entertaining

>Foley talking like Troy Akmien

MICK IS LOSING HIS MIND

>>1781122
There are some good hispanics that love america and want to make it great again

>>1781011
>Styles
>KO
>Jericho
>BMJ
>Nakamura

Jasethy and Joe are honorable mentions.

>>1781122
>breh

You ain't voting for shit except for class president 18+

>Swan
HAH GAY

the state of mick foley

Already top-tier theme

A FUCKING PIECE OF PAPER

Why is this so long, no need for it just have the match ffs

>He loves to have fun, JAWN

>>1781011

1. JeriGOAT
2. The face that runs the place
3. The chin that eats the pin
4. Muhamed Hassan
5. Art Barr's brother named Arm

Foley's promo is JUST worthy

>more le happy smiling black men

RICH HOMIE SWANN

Jesus fuck, this segment is DOA. Good job, Mick

Crickets

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>Mick bringing out the notes ON CAMERA

also, ZERO POP, ZERO HYPE

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>>1780944
>tiny asian penises

>those fucking papers
Hasnt he heard of note cards?

>>1781110
Top 10 Womens :

1. Charlotte
2. Asuka
3. Sasha Banks
4. Bailey
5. Nia Jax
6. Eva Marie
7. Dana Brooke
8. Natalya
9. Nikki Bella
10. Alexa Bliss

oh shit its R-Truth

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Why are black men always dancing in WWE?

My wife is loving this already.

>>1781141
Makes me rage t b h famalams

This should be good

>had to write down the manlet jobbers names

lel

These awful jobber themes

Hahahahah oh my god these gay fucking themes

Rip in peace cruiserweights

Grand Metallic?

>Another dancing Negro
>Sin Cara 2.0

Rich Swann, the 4th member of new day.

is that Kalisto?

They all look the same bros

:D

HE LOVES TO DANCE MAGGLE HAHA

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BASED

So we have Sin Cara vs a random new day guy

Did they change Gran Metalik's theme?

Did Foley call him Rick?

THEY ARE JUST HAPPY TO BE HERE MAGGLE

LA JOYA DE LA LUCHA LIBRE ESTA ACA EN MONDAY NIGHT RAW

BASED GRAN METALIK

>Mon-Dai night Raw

>>1781149

>Not being a real nigga voting Trump

spotted the nu male

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>Literal Vanilla Midgets
>The state of Raw

>tfw we will never see la parka in wwe

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>dancing black man gimmick

Man you just know they are going to put metalik in a series of matches with sin cara and then he will be going straight to the main event of main event

Cedric Alexander = Apollo Crews 2.0

>>1781169
Is her son as well?

Whats Jay Lethal doing here?

based sin cara

>not even bothering to put subtitles on Metalik

>gringo

mon dienai rauu

>>1781147
Trump has hispanic voters despite the media campaign

To give Mick some credit he probably has legitimate brain trauma

>keeping cedrics cool as fuck theme
based

>>1781187
el Mexicano basado. gringos cagones no entienden el idioma mas basado de todos, cerdos gordos.

TWO NIGGAS

This nigga gay as fuck

Darren Young?

>>1781191
Excuse me there are two chocolate midgets and a caramel midget in there.

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>>1781192

>>1781203
>>1781147
>>1781122

Agree some are very chill

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>change Gran Metalik's theme
>keep Cedric's the same

BRIAN "NO POP" KENDRICK!

>>1781190
Like I said, you're voting for class president. I'm actually voting for Trump. Eighteen years or older.

BASED KENDRICK DESERVES A BETTER WELCOMING

What is happening here
What the fuck is this shit

>these themes

JUST DOA MY SHIT UP

TBK IS BACK MY NIGGAS

brian kendrick or Metalik should've won

>>1781204
Not an argument

PUNISHED KENDRICK

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>Brian Kendrick

>nigger and spic manlets

>Coming out to literal silence

Good to have you back, Kendrik

Dancing Nigga
Metallick Cara
Dancing Nigga #2
The Drug User Kendrick

THE B K NIGGA

IMDAMANWIFABAM!!!

>Hating on the cruiserweights

You all should have sex

Broken Brian Kendrick

Holy shit TBK is fuckin great. He oozes charisma, he fucking gets it.

>1st Cruiserweight match
>don't feature you champion
why

I miss Paul London back when he and Kendrick did the mask gig

THE FLIP IN FLIPPY SHIT

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This fucking crowd is fucking dead

Why not do this in a town that's a little smarky and not some shit hole hick town?

At least the crowd would be better.

AMAZING RETURN POP FOR BRIAN KENDRICK!!!!

>>1781231
They are.hating but they will watch it

>2 niggers, a spic and a homeless man walk into a bar

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The party is here

>Championship opportunity

Fuck you Vince

These fucks are literal vanilla midgets.

THE """"""""""CRUISERWEIGHT""""""""""" """""CHAMP"""" DIDN'T EVEN SHOW UP

THE STATE OF RAW

Fatal 4 way?
These guys coming out to no pop but they're going to get over quick if they're allowed to wrestle as good as they were on the CWC

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>>1781192

why are they talking to their audience like they never seen a midget wrestle a lightweight match before

>Not bringing out the champ
>Foley botching his lines and relying on cards
Jesus christ they've fucked this up so badly. This should have opened the fucking show and then had 2 singles matches with these guys.

idk how to go for desu they are all Vanilla & coco midgets

Didn't watch tonight but sounds like it was another shitshow. Wow. They better prepare for <1 ratings next week with the debate and football on.

>>1781234
They should have him with the belt , saying
>You fight for this, guys
But not even

>not introducing the champ

LITERALLY WHY

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>>1781216
here is a (you) to maga

>>1781234
It's a number one contenders match, he might cut a promo or something later, no way he's going straight to the ppv without appearing in a single raw

>Dean vs Cena
>Zig vs Miz IC title match
RAW BTFO

>>1781206
Jsjajajajaj

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>no one got a pop
JUST

I guess this Brian Kendrick guy was during my "not watching this shit" period of 2003-2013

>cruiserweights

JUST

>>1781249
most of them are too young to remember the Cruiserweight title

>>1781245

More like chocolate midgets.

>>1781164
>GETTING BLACKED

>>1781248
DUDE DONT POST THAT EVER AGAIN!
i got spooked really hard

Those promos were lifeless as fuck.

What city is that? crowd sucks.

so what are we going to use going forward?

memerweight?
manletweight?
vanillaweight?
cuckweight?

>>1781254
Because he has the worst mic skills out of all of them.

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>>1781191
>midgets still draw more than Nash ever did

>>1781248
how the hell can one be so charismatic by just using the simplest of jigs?

6000 flips, never drew a dime

>>1781268
Tennessee

>>1781011

1. Sasha Banks
2. AJ Styles
3. John Cena
4. Owens
5. Rollins

>>1781257
the debate will 10x more entertaining than any RAW this year

>>1781269
>cuckweight
Sounds good too me

>>1781268
But this was the same crowd that was going crazy for Roman at the opening and even the 10man tag match

>>1781206
Ese momento donde estos cagones gringos no nos entienden. perros.

>>1781263
I remember hornswoggle

>>1781268
More like the wrestlers suck

>>1781268
Memphis,TN

>>1781271
MODS DELETE THIS

>>1781272
cause he's the chairman of the wcw

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>>1781258
>Zig vs Miz IC title match
>good

Any guardians here hyped for Rise of Iron tmrw?

Kendrick looks like a better AJ Styles

Mafia III is fucked, fuck this nigger era

So cruiserweights are going to reside in multi-man hell, aren't they? And their matches will get increasingly shorter each week.

>>1781275
>Sasha Banks
Have Sex please

>>1781286
She the fuck.up

>>1781268
Shitnnessee

help which one is cedric and which one is swann

Is Smackdown the brand to watch?
Raw sucks.

>>1781272
>La Parka still wrestlers today
Shame he couldn't do those moves today because he's fat as fuck.

>>1781289
They might as well be wimminz

>>1781293
cedric has short hair swann has nigger curls

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>SOLD OUT CROWD HERE ON MAAAAN DEIIIII NIGHT RAWH

>>1781293

the black one

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>>1781273
kys

>>1781291
what????

Is the pink shorts nigga gay?

>>1781293
cedric is the one who isn't 5'6

>>1781288
>Mafia
>stars a nigger set in NOLA
Thanks social justice

Why didn't they have a hot cruiser match start the show instead of sticking them in deadsville?

>>1781268
Tennessee

They were pretty hot for the first 20 minutes

Rusev vs Seth apparently killed all their hype for the rest of the show

>all these fucking flippyshit spots
please save this division, Kendrick

>wwe cw = great value flippy shit

>>1781285
Their last match was really good

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>>1781285
>Still using Nash to meme even tho his reign was so bad they gave it back to the midget HBK

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THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF RAW

Champ shows up after the match is over.

Calm your tits you fucking rawtists.

>faggot nigger on RAW

What's the meaning of this?

Guys im on a mission to have sex before im 20 so I think im gonna have to stop watching wrestling. See you later.

Who the fuck thought cruiserweight would be a good idea. Everyone switched the channel to wwf when cruiserweights came on for nitro. The fucking stats and facts are concrete

Where is the flippy jap pretty boy

This Rich Alexander nigga is shit

>>1781277
*cuckterweight

>>1781318
>>1781318
NEW

>>1781318
>>1781318
NEW

>>1781318
>>1781318
NEW

>>1781318
>>1781318
NEW

>>1781318
>>1781318
NEW

>>1781319
Back to NJPW

>>1781305
WELCOME TO RAW NEWFRIEND, WHERE THE BOOKING WILL NEVER MAKE SENSE

>>1781268
memephis

>>1781316

>Before 20

its already to late for you bro

>>1781319
Back to Nipland

>crickets

>>1781306

Well they probably can't take their meth into the arena so they got high in their cars before the show.

>>1781319
He is still in NJPW. He never planned on signing with WWE.

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Big Money Don boutta be prez, lads! Y'all ready?

>>1781326
Whys that

Swann and Alexander are going to get over as fuck

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>Crickets

This is what happens when you only listen to Full Sail

>>1781295
as long as he could do the most basic of his moves, I'd still mark out

I like Cedric, the other three I could probably get behind. Throw in Tozawa and Gallagher and this should be fun.

Gran Metalik looks like the closest you can come to the blue power ranger in Create-A-Superstar

>>1781269
Snoozerweight you fucking mong.

>>1781311
>back to HBK

HBK never had the title before Nash dipshit

also Bret beat Nash for the title dumbfuck

>>1780944
Go clean my bathroom

the crowd sounds loud on the spanish feed
lol?