MONDAY NIGHT RAW GAMETHREAD #4

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First for "good times"

Why aren't you watching football instead

>womens """wrestling""""

>Big Dog supports Rapefugees
wtf I hate Roman now

>the state of raw

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JUST

Based

>>1780631
so there is hope for my tiny dick then

>>1780616
I bet it's all poo in loos that actually like Roman

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>3 squash matches
>double countout finish to rusev rollins
>ANOTHER cesaro vs sheamus match
>cruiserweights only given one segment

has RAW already lost?

>>1780642
Yes, just become a millionaire superstar and you're set.

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JUST

>>1780645

Yes.

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>mfw yuropoops are awake in the middle of the night to watch this

Will they have a cruiserweight title match on Sunday?

STEEL CAGE FOR NO REASON

>>1780646
ok so the list is
>rich
>famous
>tiny dick
1/3 isn't that bad

>>1780645
yes smackdown is the A show

so they've just given up completely and have a manlet division now?

>>1780647
Kendrick senpai

vanilla midget classic

>this is awesome chant in the background
>tweets from literal nobodies
What a shitty video

>>1780645
R-R-Raw still has a cage match and brian kendrick

>>1780655

>tfw not rich, not famous, but have tiny dick

Why continue?

BASED NEW ENTRANCE.
Now he just needs a new theme

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>Cesaro

>>1780645
"Air" Styles flys with better moves than all the midget cruiserweights and he's like 40

It's not that RAW lost, it's that Smackdown Live already won.

THE FLIP IN FLIPPY SHIT
THE FLIP IN FLIPPY SHIT
THE FLIP IN FLIPPY SHIT
THE FLIP IN FLIPPY SHIT
THE FLIP IN FLIPPY SHIT

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>A literal manlet flip is RAWs big surprise attraction

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>>1780616

>>1780650
Sven leave.

I fucking love Cesaro. He should have been on Smackdown, he's wasted on RAM.

>>1780663
I bet my dick is smaller than yours. It's just the tip, there's no shaft. It's like somebody glued an acorn to the bottom of my torso.

>>1780670
at least he wrestles

>Sheamus being surprisingly based for this best of seven

Raw still puts me to sleep, but this has been a comfy sleep

Sheamus has such an underrated theme it's fucking GOAT

>>1780675
AHAHAHA LOSE WEIGHT

>>1780675

I feel your pain tiny dick brother

>>1780678
FELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>1780676
Sure thing bud, I am sure RAW will give him a great 7 minute match.

>>1780674
He's a boring Swiss faggot, doesn't matter what show or company he's in.

>>1780680
They say you gain an inch for every 20 pounds you lose. So if I'm 60 pounds overweight I could end up with 3.5 inches of dick.

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anyone /lu/ here?

>>1780682
>What are ya deaf?
>WHAT?
>Yeah they're deaf

>>1780679
sit down, dipstick

No one gives a shit about this

>Cesaro vs Sheamus
piss break

Haven't watched or heard anything about Raw today.

How is it doing on a scale of 1-Shit?

>>1780686
the generals don't make themselves

cesaro would get mad pussy in new japan

>>1780692

Best raw ever

>>1780692
Shit as always.

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>ANOTHER COMMERCIAL

THEY OBVIOUSLY DON'T EVEN WANT US TO CARE ANYMORE

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>>1780691

>piss break for this match
>not the entire night

I'm not even paying attention to this shit. They need to cut an hour off this shit to cut the fat.

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>I haven't enjoyed the best of 7 Cesaro vs Sheamus matches

That whole promo
>gran metalik shitting on tjp
>tjp does a legbar
>tjp gets the belt
Damn why did he win.. Should've lost his second match

>>1780691
Raw is the piss break.

BOOST MOBILE IS STILL A THING.

WHEN WILL BOOST MOBILE HOST RAW

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>>1780701

>>1780701

>implying someone is a neckbeard for hating shitty wrestling

Carter?

I'm honestly watching RAW just because of The Brian Kendrick

Yo seriously though, when are we getting a Gary 'The Milkman' Milton return match?

>>1780701
Strong dislike of change is a sign of autism

>Shameus Vs. Cesaro
>literally the Mavericks Vs Heat NBA finals of wrestling

Bravo vince

>>1780709
>>1780711
>>1780714
So fucking easy

>you will never hear I LOVE IT MAGGLE ever again

>>1780715
kek

>>1780686
>outlaw telenovelas

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>>1780718
Mavericks vs Heat never went 7 games. Better analogy would be Spurs vs Heat

>>1780715
>those ears
Is that Neville?

Why are these gamethreads so slow nowadays

>>1780720
>T'was merely an act

Return to Reddit

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>>1780715

>>1780685
this is not true

you have a micropenis and it doesn't give a fuck how fat you are

>>1780718
More like 2004 Yankees vs Redsox

Has there ever been a best of _ that was just a clean sweep?
Or at least one that didn't go the max amount of matches?

>>1780728
Because Raw is absolute shite

I unironically enjoy Sheamus vs Cesaro

>>1780728
Everyone fell asleep.

How many fucking finishers does Sheamus have?

>>1780723
now this is a meme i can get behind

>>1780728
Nobody posting because no one watching because raw sucks liberal cock

>>1780703
>tfw Gran Metallik wasn't my cup of tea
Was so pleased he did not win.

Jesus fuck did Sheamus fuck up that celtic cross backbreaker

>>1780735
wait for /smack/ tomorrow.

i wanna see cesaro vs shibata

Sheamus was the champ a few months ago.

>>1780686
Marty ;_;

Cesaros finisher is literally him grabbing the peen and balls of his opponent?

>botching that uppercut
>the state of memesaro

>Lets just take the two most uncharismatic Hosses and have them wrestle 7 times! Genius
Also, ehy the fuck does Cesaro keep cheating and trying to cheat while Sheamus fights honorably? Between this and Foley and Seth, its like the Raw writers themselves dont know who is heel and who is face anymore

I hope sheamus wins

Maybe there would've been more interest if they hadn't telegraphed Memesaro winning three straight

>>1780715
Does it come in 5XL?

>>1780728
Im waiting for something good to happen or a dank meme.

>>1780749
it's basically a styles clash where he rips their nuts off first

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>>1780745
This, BMAJ is the true star of WWE

HE RLY DID IT GUYS!!!

FIRE THIS FUCKING YURO FAGGOT

HE IS LITERALLY NOTHING

>>1780736
Good matches. Sheamus is underrated as a wrestler and Cesaro is just great.
I wish this whole angle got played up more especially considering it's for a title shot

>>1780726
oh shit. that went to 6 games, didnt it? fuck.

>>1780745
Can't wait lad, I just browse the Raw gamethread now and then to see what I missed and obviously I haven't missed anything. The Bears/Iggles game is actually bretty gud

>>1780749
ya bro that shit hurts

>>1780760
>SEETHING

>>1780715
>Lesner

I called this a month ago. Seamus goes 3-0 then Cesar wins 4-3. Wwe booking is so shit

>tied
Who would have guessed

>>1780736
their match at the london live event has probably been their best which is quite funny tbqh

>best of 7.

I didnt think itd actually go seven.

The only reason I still watch raw is to see when Steph kicks mick in the nuts and fires him. Good old times,

>>1780746
I think Cesaro vs Minoru Suzuki would be a better match, or maybe just a great tag team

Y2J brings out the best in tired foley

Y2J is literally the GOAT

Foley is having none of it tonight.

>>1780769
>Doesn't know how to book a babyface

Fuck off

hahahah

THE LIST OF JERICHO

>uses cheap Babyface pops as catchphrases
JeriGOAT

>babyface pops

INDUSTRY EXPOSED

>>1780778
None of what?

>Exposing the business.

The cringe

>>1780772
>thinking WWE would make it any less than a full series

>>1780781
DRINK IT IN MAAAANNNN

>>1780777
Trips confirm

Lets be honest nobody is really watching this, its background music while browsing /asp/ and other shit. I don't know how creative can be satisfied with the writers.

Jericho deserves better than this

Alicia'a sweaty chest....

Hnnnnngggģg

Jericho the only thing worth even half a shit on RAM right now.

Balor, we need you back nigga

Number 1 on the list.

ARMBARRRRRRR

Nothing puts me to sleep faster than Monday Night Raw but goddamn if I don't wake right up whenever Jericho's on screen

I love when Jericho does wink wink callbacks to his old stuff. A few months ago he went to ring side and brought out some 'crybaby jericho' stuff ending with him smashing a chair on the ring post. Now he's bringing back 1004.

>>1780786
ARMBAR

Jericho is the last A+ player on RAW.

>>1780784

IT.

YOU STUPID IDIOT

THE LIST OF JERICHO. DRINK IT IN MAN

BASED JERIGOD

>>1780791
This is the best Jericho has ever been.

He's fucking hilarious and it's great

>>1780786
WEW
E
W

>>1780779
T. Paul

Fucking kill yourself

how do you eat tacos while using a VR

>>1780790
I have it on my TV and only watch when interesting stuff happens

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>Ultimo Dragon namedrop

>>1780772
I have a feeling it's gonna end in a draw and go to a best of 10 or something.

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MUH KAYFABE

i t
t

JERIGOAT SHOULD BE CHAMP

>>1780782
Jericho is going to rebuild RAW with his bare hands

>>1780794
>Le D man Kang Balor
>Saving this shit show

KEK
E
K

>>1780790
Pretty much this, until Cole lets out a "OH MY GOD" for some lame shit.

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ARM DRAG

>>1780805
I wouldn't go that far but he hasn't been this good in over a decade

list>>>>>>>>>>horns

NUMBER 1

>>1780795
Number 3. Arm bar

>>1780807
You still don't know how

>>1780823
>over a decade

2008-2009 was best jericho though you liar and hypocrite

Jericho's heel scowl is the fucking best. It's hammy as hell and it's still better than the rest of the heel roster.

ARM BAR

Jericho has yet to peak

HOW YOU DOING

raw sucks and I agree with that
but jerigod though

>>1780827
Yeah you have him win 4-1 and not book him with a retarded back injury comeback. Fucking die paul

>Cringezo and Ass

Enzo and Jericho sharing mic time. Raw is next level.

HOW YOU DOIN

>my best friend kevin owens

Why is Jericho on KO's nuts all the time? When did he become the fat man's bottom bitch?

meme team interrupting literally the only good part of RAW so far.

I was more entertained by Bardock: Father of Goku than this shit, why can't wrestlers be as badass as him?

RIP MEMEZO ABORIN. ..... KILL HIM JERICHO

god-tier heel work

>the state of that t-shart logo

It seems like every segment has someone that makes me change the channel

FUCK THESE STUPID IDIOTS

When will jerigoat feud with that fat tub of shit ?

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>yfw you remember there's gonna be a new day segment later

>>1780837
Babyfaces get sympathy dumbfuck

BTFO of a heel makes people not care about a comeback

Why do you think babyfaces get beaten up in tag matches and make a hot tag?

Fucking get a clue

this is good bantz

fucking ren and stimpy appear ugh

>>1780839
It's shit.

>>1780842
It's called having a best friend. Something you wouldn't know anything about.

Is their new shirt design supposed to look like a diagram showing Enzo has inserted his whole body into a vagina?

Everyone in this ring is 0 dimes

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>>1780851
does there have to be?

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>/asp/ will shot on this but loved the new age outlawz

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>my name is memezo a boring
>and this right here is bland ass
>and you
>CAN'T
>WAKE
>UP

>>1780842
He's KOs best friend you stupid idiot, KO couldn't do better than the gift of jericho man

Milhouse is not a meme.

Of course the best segment of Raw has Y2J and Enzo and Cass. The rest of Raw is boring as shit thy should just have them pop up in some way in every segment.

based shining stars saving us from memezo and cass

>>1780855

>having taste this bad

Sucks to suck

>jericho accusing other people of being stuck int he 90s

>>1780851
You mean now

Man this segment could have been great with just Jericho. Just another classic raw train wreck

FUCKING MEXICANS AND NOGS RUIN THE GOOD BANTZ REEEEEEEEE

>>1780860
>>>/wew/

>based Jericho silently adds them to the list

>>1780859
FUCK

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>>1780616
this creeper.

How are the Shining Stars even supposed to be heels? They literally just want you to go on vacation.

Based JeriGOAT

NEW GAY

>>1780866
>I literally love eating shit

MY NAME IS ENZO AMORE AND IVE REGRESSED ON THE MIC. AND YOU CANT TEACH THAT.

AND THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS IS BIIIIIIIG CASS. AND HES A 7 FOOT TALL PILE OF SHIT. AND YOU CANT TEACH THAT

S H I N I N G
T
A
R
S

And here i thought this wouldnt get more stupid

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>New Gay

Fuck this, I'm out

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>>1780851
>>1780859

You did this.

IT'S A CLUSTERFUCK SEGMENT, YES IT IS

looks like SD won this week

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>>1780861
>boring
>only ones to get a fire under the crowd

>>1780865
>>1780865
THIS

>>1780851
>now

>>1780852
Fucking moron. The underdog meme literally killed wwe. Goldberg, hogan, and austin the best babyfaces ever. Such underdogs that needed sympathy. Idiot. Kys

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>Nig Day are still tag team champs

New Day's theme is so simple but it's so good

BOOO TIMESHARES

>>1780861
Kek

>>1780876
To their shitty hotel that hasn't been built yet

YES NEW GAY

>>1780845
Fuck this gay as a shit. 3 annoying niggers.

WHY DO THEY KEEP INTERRUPTING JERICHO ;_;

why are promo trains so god tier?

WE ARE NIGGERS

>>1780876
So their family back home can mug you in Puerto Rico.

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what is this, they're ripping off Austin trying to get "who" over?

These bumblebee looking ass niggas

They fucked this shit up

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Post yfw tag-team fatal 4-way again

I like how while all this tag team bullshit is happening Jericho is still writing in his list. It's the small things that make you great.

>>1780891
Dumbfuck see wrestling literally from the beginning to now

Golderberg debuted as a monster, Cesaro didn't

Magnum TA was booked down 3-0 vs Nikita Koloff

Cena was booked down to Booker T

Get a clue

welp time to up up down down

10 man tag team incoming

What is big E's name?

Big Edwin?

>>1780887
AGAIN

>5 heels on the ring
>5 babyfaces on the ring

Oh... oh.... no please no.

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>new days theme is so simple but so good

4 WAY WITH JERIGOAT AS SPECIAL REF

PEW PEW PALS

It's like they forgot they have to put the tag division in the show so they just bundled everyone in.

>>1780908
>Cesaro didn't

Except he did dumb fuck

SAVE_US.Y2J

LIST OF STUPID IDIOTS CONFIRMED

>>1780911
Ettore

Based Jerigoat destroying everyone

NEW LIST:
YOU
YOU
YOU
YOU
YOU
AND ESPECIALLY (YOU)

>list of stupid idiots
fucking kek

SAVE US JERICHO

>>1780891
Hogan also would get his ass whooped the majority of the match and make a comeback

All babyfaces make comebacks dumbshit

>THOSE SAMI ZZZAYN PUNCHES

Exposing the business harder than the internet

>>1780913
IT'S A TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYA
HOLLA HOLLA

Raw should just be the Y2J show with guest appearances form New Day, Enzo and Cass, based Fat ass, Sami Zayn, Gallows and Anderson, Cesaro, and Seth Rollins.

>>1780913

It took them about two months, but you knew Raw would revert to it's 5 on 5 mega tag ways eventually.

>>1780876
Their cousin Carlito and his questionable friend Jesus is waiting to pick you up and the airport.

>clash of champions
>non title matches on the show
?????

ARMBAR

>Xavier hiding in the corner while others fight

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>Commercial during the fight

gallows yelling 'nobody cares' in the background sums up raw

Lana looks cute as fuck 2bh

>jericho passing out (You)s
>I didn't get one

>Sami doesn't get any mic time

where are the crusierweights

>>1780924
y2j confirmed /asp/

>Stupid Idiot List

Thank you, Jericho.

>>1780919
No. He didn't win in less than 20 seconds and was undefeated for a year

Or put in a shit tag team

who is the trout mask replica of raw?

fucking burrs

Sami Zayn ruined the best part of RAW tonight

>>1780940
Sami's whole deal is being a fucking bully who wouldn't leave KO alone even after getting beat clean.

Guess he's gonna focus on Jericho now

>>1780930
This

>>1780936

It's so we can comeback and they're already in a tag. This is how they do it when they don't set it up at the beginning to be the main event later.

>>1780913
[playa intestines]

>>1780939
I got u famy

>>1780947
Epico

>>1780939
>(You)

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>>1780935
He coulda been a contender...

>>1780929
IT'S A DISQUALIFICATION MATCH A 10 PACK IRON MAN CHALLENGE MATCH

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>tfw you haven't got a (You) all night and even Jericho is handing them out to randoms

>>1780913

Ya blew it

>the (You)'s of Jericho

>Jericho wrestling in his pants
I love it

>10 person tag
RAWTISTS WILL DEFEND THIS

>>1780960
I got you famalam.

>>1780960
here u go my man don't spend it all in one place

>>1780960
I'll give you one if you give me one back

Based JeriGOAT, the only good part of RAW

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>5 on 5 match

OHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH

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FUCKING WHY

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

All I wanted was the fucking Cruiserweight division debuting. I should have known they'd stick it at the end. And they'll only get 10 minutes.

Good job Dunn you faggot.

>>1780944
>>1780944
NEW

>>1780944
>>1780944
NEW

>>1780944
>>1780944
NEW

>>1780944
>>1780944
NEW

>>1780944
>>1780944
NEW

>>1780944
>>1780944
NEW

Are gallows and Anderson a bit racist?

>>1780967
Good samaritan (you)
>>1780960
fuck it, you too pal

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>>1780964
It's all we got!

>>1780967
Fuck you, you're not getting a (you) from me, you stupid idiot.