what was he thinking here?

>>1779585

how do i get beautiful hair like dean

>>1779590
Run forehead first in to a weed whacker.

>>1779585
What a faggy dumb somabitch

"Get edgier Dean. More edge. Damn it, he better murder someone on tv."

>>1779599
THIS IS CZW

>>1779585

[STUNNERS INTERNALLY]

>>1779585
>I wonder if he knows Renee is sucking me off under the table.

>this motherfucker just buried himself
>I used to beat up bigger jobbers in the USWA
>maybe those internet guys ARE stupid after all

NOT MY KNEE DEAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>>1779585
I was too bored by this to finish watching. What did SCSA do to bury Ambrose?

>>1779648
he was like ''do a promo'' and dean did the worst promo i've ever heard, just monstrously bad. Then Austin gave him some creative criticism or advice and Dean became autistic, and this is after he went on and on about how he's Vince's favorite wrestler and was coasting on his accomplishments and laurels.

>>1779648
He let dean bury himself

>a thread talking shit about Dean Ambrose

CARTER ON SUICIDE WATCH
Will Carter ever recover?

>>1779648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIOlGTgMlcI

>>1779660
>>1779667
>>1779674
Thanks guys. Sounds horrific

>>1779612

Kek. This

He looks like he just discovered his son watches anime

>>1780724
he's more angry than disappointed

When I get home Debra is gonna get a fresh one

dean being stone colds stupid autistic son who disappoints him is a great premise

>>1779648
Stone Cold was trying to give Dean unwanted advice, Dean was trying to ignore him in a respectful way instead of just telling Austin he didn't want his advice

>>1782075
This is the other opinion thst we don't see on /asp/ergers

>>1779671
Who?

>>1782570
Ambrose Club President aka Deanchad

>>1782075
Not wanting advice from Stone Cold Steve Austin, certified megadraw and a champion ten thousand times more over than Deanetty is stupid and disrespectful as fuck.

He should have been honored to get some personal tutoring from one of the GOATs. Instead of shutting off like an autistic child who'd been scolded by his parent.

>>1782646
The creative process in WWE now is completely different from Austin's heyday, there'd be no point giving Ambrose the advice when he can't apply it.

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>>1782590
> deanchad

Pls
Chads have friends

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>>1779585


Imagine being Austin in that podcast and having to be all like "damn, Deanetty Ambrose, you fuckin' badass, all cool with your skinny DYEL body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have put you over, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is beat Debra in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Austin and not only sit in that chair while "The Lunatic Cringe" flaunts his "DUDE WEED LMAO" indie chill vibes in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his thinning hairline and shitty bangs, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that promo. Not only having to tolerate his indie shitter visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's THE CHAMP and DAMN, DEAN AMBROSE LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been ingesting nothing but a healthy diet of Broken Skull IPA and AlphaBrain and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Victoria, Texas. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his dimpled forehead as he sucks it in to delivr this embarrassing promo, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "hardcore (for that is what he calls herself)" image, the image he worked so hard for with CZW and other indie feds in the previous years. And then Vince calls for you to change the subject, and you know you could give a stunner to every person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Stone Cold. You're not going to lose your future podcast career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>1782660
damn that's alpha as fuck

based fukin deanboss

>>1779585
nobody fucking cares