MONDAY NIGHT RAW OFFICIAL GAMETHREAD

Predict the decibel level of the cruiserweight's pops

>>1779257
really quiet decibels. im thinking Brian Christopher levels

>>1779257
-5 (stars) dB

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>>1779246
>Rusev is the best Champion they have

>And now..presenting..your WWE Cruiserweight Champion!
>Light's dim and go out..
>Perkins theme hits and the tron lights up
>He flies out from the back

>"WHO ARE YOU. WHO ARE YOU."

>>1779275
That's Charlotte

> muh current champion OP

Someone make a non-wewtist non-deancuck thread pls

>>1779281
Nah

>>1779281
>FURIOUS

>>1779281
>yellow toothed Brits actually stay up to watch rawtism
KEK

>>1779277
I dont like trannys

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Goddamn it. Raw is supposed to be the "flagship show" but smackdown is always better now. Why cant they get a clue and cut the fat from this fucking show?

>>1779290
Huh?

>>1779281
>boiling

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>>1779275
they have no good champion

>>1779288
> he thinks i watch literally any shows other than a handful of ppvs
> he thinks because he and every other ameritub got cucked by the dental jew his fake kike chompers are better than my natural winning smile

Post teeth now you fat bellwhiff, i guarantee mine are better

>>1779288
>watching it live in the US

have sex

>WWE has announced Sasha Banks and Bayley vs. Dana Brooke and WWE Women's Champion Charlotte for tonight's RAW in Memphis.

WOMEN'S WRESTLING *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

>>1779298
But they are already cutting the fat, thats the problem. Less and less americunts are watching and attending every week

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>>1779317

Reigns was by far a better champion than Ambrose. The title still felt important when Reigns had it.

Just here to laught at RAWtists

>>1779317
please tell me emma returns tonight to save dana from bullying

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>>1779316
>>1779318
> yurocucks stay awake till 4 am to watch mandrama

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>>1779318

>>1779333
Kek
E+mma is ded m8

Her back is as broke as deancuck's parents

>>1779275
ru ru is based tho

>>1779298

Part the reason the show has so much "fat" is because they can't write a 3 hour show.

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>>1779336
>trumpfags actually sit down in the evening to watch mandrama
>seething

>this generation's One Man Gang is the champion

>>1779333
Emma can't save, she's a heel. Dana will just come out with her one week and that's it, no explanation

>>1779343
she came back at house show though

Luke Harper is backstage

>>1779352
DON'T TEASE ME LIKE THIS

>>1779317
How does that even make sense?

Weren't three of them in a triple threat?

WHO BOOKS THIS SHIT?

>>1779356
>Both Luke Harper and Paige are backstage for tonight's WWE RAW in Memphis. No word yet on if either will be appearing live.

>>1779344
I suppose. His wife is smoking hot

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>>1779346
> yurogays watch an american children's T.V. show while prepping the bull
> in tears

>>1779336
It's funny because it's true.

Eurofags actually do stay up to the wee hours of dawn to watch a children's show.

>>1779365
> americuck posting a literal jew nigger
> a canadian jew nigger
That would be like me posting the queen

>>1779351
Really?
Seems like she came back too quick

Hopefully she fucks it even more and has to retire, becketty will go back to being the resident uggo jobber so there is no need for her

>>1779371
>SEETHING

>>1779333
Fuck I hope not. I'm still holding out hope that she is going to smackdown to btfo becky

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>the state of bretmark

Who here turning Raw off immediately if it starts with womens """wrestling""" again this week

>>1779381
KEK. BLWG's BOYS BTFOING MELTSEA

>watching a kids show
>clapping along at home when they chant "This is Awesome"

Begging you all to have sex right now

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HOLY FUCK BASED BRET-GOD-

>always been a vibrant, magnetic personality across /sp/ AND /asp/ despite never using a tripcode
>cultivated hundreds of excellent staple /wwe/ memes including "Baloring"
>acknowledges the greatest technician of all times as the one true GOAT
>hates the ultimate meme wrestler Ric Flair (who he humorously titles 'Wreck' Flair LMAO)
>has a stable job
>sought sunlight
>BTFO of Flairfag
>drove off Blisscunt
>drove off Britani
>drove off Cuckter
>drove off Devitt
>huge draw, each and every post getting millions (AND MILLIONS) of (You)'s
>gets laid on the reggie
>actually posted HIS OWN BITCH in spee (she was THICC)
>Alpha Male
>contributes to any and every discussion

Is Big Match BretBeast the greatest poster in 4chan history? PLEASE BRETBASED, KEK ME.

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>>1779365
>the exact same as americucks
btfo

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>>1779382
>turning on Raw at all

Is there any reason to watch this besides KO, Bo, and Ru Ru?

>>1779394
BASED. We should be thankful for his presence. He is the last remnant of the glory days

>>1779390
why are you on this board?
>begging you to gain height

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>>1779381
DELETE THIS NOW
I closed the fucking spee tab to leave that shit behind me

At least Moureen is already being exposed for the charlatan he is yet again

>>1779398
Vanilla Midget division debuts tonight

>>1779352
HarpGOAT returning is the only saving grace for Rawtism

>>1779398
Jericho segment with owens is literally the only reason i'm watching

>>1779394
FUCKING BASED

this should be a new copypasta

I didnt drive off britani tho, i miss her titties

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>There are rumors that Chris Jericho will be involved in a big angle with the cruiserweights on tonight's show as a way to put them over and introduce them to fans.
IS THERE ANYTHING HE CAN'T DO

>>1779408
oh fuck I love me some vanilla midgets

shit I guess I'm watching

also summer bae being back

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>raw

>Watching a scripted television show whose target audience is 10 year olds over Monday Night Football.

You have ten seconds to defend yourselves.

>>1779398
potentially Based Harper

>>1779419
I doubt he'd come back at a go-home show, I'd expect for him to return next week

>>1779417
> watching My Nigger Is Fatter Than Your Niggerball
Lol pls

>>1779413
Jericho is fueding with le Mudslime cabbie.

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>>1779417
>American football

kek

Im backstage at raw. Just saw Roman reigns. He's a big guy

>>1779429
Hurrr mcfucking kill yourself

>>1779424
>He doesn't like football.
You're a homosexual, right?

>>1779427
>European opinion
Discarded.

>>1779435
elaborate the appeal of fagball.
it's literally"tough" guys stopping and starting every 2 minutes.
>tactics
kek

https://discord.gg/HeQQV
https://discord.gg/HeQQV
https://discord.gg/HeQQV
https://discord.gg/HeQQV

>>1779435
> 'football'
> isnt a ball
> is mainly hugged and thrown with hands
> '''''foot''''' ''''''''''ball'''''''''''

Why are ameriniggers so fucking dumb bros?

>>1779440
>team speak

Is the Brian kendrick debuting tonight?

>>1779449
No

>>1779447
>foot
>ball

americuck Rawtism at its best

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>I enjoy Monday Night Raw

should I watch Raw or MNF?

Eagles vs Bears sounds like as much of a shitshow as Raw

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>>1779542
>doesn't know about steamboat vs flair
>doesn't know what pwg is
>doesn't know who dave meltzer is
>raw general markiest mark since the happening bombed in theaters wahlberg

fuck game "journalism"

>>1779559
what the fuck

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Hoping this crowd chants Let's Go Jobber this week

>>1779454

Not watching then

>>1779347
>implying One Man Gang had half the workrate KO has

End of Days yourself

>>1779580
>workrate

Not worth a valuable fedora, but a kinda *tip* to you, my good man.

Preshow here in case anyone want to add another half an hour of shit to their Monday night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8qC4pHdqkw

Guys haven't been posting on /asp/ for a while is based carter dead and where is bret kek?

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>It's not Tuesday for comfy Smackdown.

>>1779587
Carter dropped his trip because everyone filtered him and he wasn't getting any reactions.
I don't really pay any attention to bretfag so not sure what he's up to.

Lita's tittys looking good tonight.

>Lawler "hanging out with all his friends"
>Literally just 2 people in the background ignoring him

>>1779587
Carter is still as cancerous as ever
Bretkek is a dying gimmick

>>1779413
As long as he's heel he's GOAT.

He automatically turns to the drizzling shuts when he's face doe.

>>1779417
I only watch my Texans. Everyone else can suck my balls.

ONE HOUR OF WOMENS
ONE HOUR OF MANLETS
THIRTY MINUTES OF COMMERCIALS

>>1779610
and 30 minutes of fatass

truly a horrible show

Is TJ Perkins stoned?

>smackdown has no manlet division
>smackdown has hot and thick divas instead of women """wrestlers"""
>Smackdown's champion is a red-pilled fit christian while Raw's champion is a Fatass cuck
>Smackdown is 2 hours long
How can one show be so based bros?

>>1779257
Biggest pop of the night but that isn't much for an episode of raw

>>1779313
its not that our teeth are fake, we just brush them

>women promo

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

TJP gets injured tonight

>>1779246
Are we going to get record low ratings tonight?

I hope so.

>>1779634
Seth comes out and just kicks him in the face for no reason then walks off giggling.

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Triple H takes the belt tonight

let's go for that 1.5 rating lads

>>1779641

The belt looks like its made out of rubber

>>1779610
Forgot

THREE SQUASH MATCHES

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>>1779641

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BKjHJVLjr7f/?taken-by=wwe_asuka

MUH DICK

If they open up with 30-45 min of "Women's Wrestling" again, I'm never watching raw again only SmackDown.

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YOU SEE SEFF

>>1779657
they will open with tjp and he will get you deserve it chants

>>1779654
Asuka's old

>>1779662
considering his career he deserves it the most

So there's a cage above the ring

>>1779654
Cute!

>>1779665
18+

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Why aren't there any Finnish wrestlers?

>>1779654
BLACKED

>>1779672
What the fuck is a "Finnish"

>Jericho called Foley a Babyface
>Ranting about Noelle Foley Farting

Jericho is hammered

>>1779417
Mandrama is the only reason why this pathetic board is alive.

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>tfw tonight is not the night again

Time to jump ship and become a smackdownie

>>1779676
wut

>>1779675
Binland xDD :DD

>>1779677
Based dubs doesn't lie.

>Reigns opening.
The state of RAM.

Already off to a bad start

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>RAW gets the cruiserweight division

I guess we can throw you guys a bone...

sup /asp/

>>1779681
I dunno

RATINGS ABOUT TO GET BTFO

>>1779686
filtered

>>1779281
have sex pls

>>1779680
pre-show. Jericho spent a minute talking about Noelle's farts

Who ready for another record low?

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>tonight's main event

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Welp, it can't possibly be worse than last week.....r-right?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

Lets get this shit show started. Hopefully something happens that can redeem this sorry excuse of a wrestling program

>Roman goes out first
>to thunderous boos

nevermind

>those boos

Louder than usual

Those fucking boos. I think I like this crowd.

THOSE FUCKING BOOS

HAHAHAHHA BIG DOG

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOURNS

those fucking boos

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>them boos

BOOOOOOOOO

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>TFW shitty MNF match today

Guess it's time for RAW ...

Based Big Dog trying to save this shit show

BASED ROMAN WORKING THE FATTYS

holy shit that pop for the big dog

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCKING BASED ROMAN

Based Big Dog getting the biggest pop of the night. No need to watch the rest of Raw after this segment

>It's a Reigns promo episode

Smack already won

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fedoramens on suicide watch

Wew. That's a lot of boos. I though they were lessening in previous weeks.

BASED BIG DOG WORKING THIS CROWD

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matchka about to btfo bigdog

That insta-BOOOOOOOO!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dallas

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>that booing

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>starts with Roman
WE'RE FUCKED ALREADY

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Fuck RAW

WHO /STAYHYPED/ FOR SMACKDOWN

BASED BIG DAWG

>>1779722
dunn was asleep at the mute button

Reigns is over brother

>>1779700
meltzer confirmed old day was backstage

>all these supporters going OOOOOOAAAAAA

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>Roman promo to start RAW

I see Smackdown already won.

inb4 steel cage match

>big dog waking up a crowd known for being dead
BASED

Roman saving this fucking show

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>THE STATE OF RAW>THE STATE OF RAW>THE STATE OF RAW>THE STATE OF RAW>THE STATE OF RAW>THE STATE OF RAW>THE STATE OF RAW>THE STATE OF RAW>THE STATE OF RAW>THE STATE OF RAW>THE STATE OF RAW>THE STATE OF RAW>THE STATE OF RAW>THE STATE OF RAW>THE STATE OF RAW

>Right there is the opening shot
>"Im a Loyal Subject" sign
>being held by a guy wearing a Pacitti Club Shirt

WWE cannot stop WCPW

Based Steph

sexy steph

>Romand and Steph
STOP THE RATINGS CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

LMAO THEY DONT EVEN LET HIM GET 5 WORDS IN.

WISE CHOICE

Do ratings only count for US viewers?
>stephanie
I want to turn it off already

Prepare to see Roman get emasculated

>Delete chants

there's a steel cage over the ring

Damn son. Already back to the way things were

>Steph gets cheered

top fucking kek they just cheer anyone against Roman

cant they just come out at the same time ~_~

>5 minutes in
>it's already shit

Isn't Luke Harper supposed to be back?

THIS IS ALREADY TERRIBLE DAMMIT RAW EVERY WEEK WHY DO I BOTHER

MICK KEK IS HERE

Foley seems like a real life cuck

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STOP BOOING ROMAN STOP BOOING ROMAN STOP BOOING ROMAN STOP BOOING ROMAN STOP BOOING ROMAN STOP BOOING ROMAN STOP BOOING ROMAN STOP BOOING ROMAN STOP BOOING ROMAN STOP BOOING ROMAN STOP BOOING ROMAN

>That Mick Shirt

Pretty based

big pops roman is best

Thank you based Steph

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>RAW begins
>Roman promo

welp... guess I'll go masturbate while this is muted. Anyone have suggestions?

>>1779752
Cool, feels like forever since we've seen a cage match

Lot of Hell in a Cell's though

>>1779742
You forgot Foley's beard

I'll never get tired of watching Steph prance around in her cute little heels

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>>1779762
No

>>1779758
He and Paige are both backstage apparently.

Roman is white hot

You cannot name a single wrestler on raw that gets the crowd going crazy like this

>>1779758
No, it's Kurt Angle.

>>1779767
Kelly's expose vids

>>1779767
Who is she?

They need to just have a RAW where it's just 30 seconds of talking and then INTRO MUSIC

SOMEONE WALKS OUT

STARTS INTERRUPTING

then INTRO MUSIC AGAIN

just straight for 3 hours.

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>>1779767
Layla

HHH BTFO'd

>>1779767
Codi Bryant is a black chick who fucks a lot of white dudes if you're tired of the opposite

interest in raw fading

>the state of this show

I want to rape Steph so bad holy shit my dick is just throbbing at the mere thought of her luscious lips wrapping around my thick mexican cock

Women's """"""wrestling""""" confirmed

>>1779654
Asuka twerking when?

Based fucking Roman

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Steph needs to get off TV

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>Roman starts talking

Fuck.

>DELETE
>DELETE
>DELETE
>DELETE
>DELETE

>>1779784
Man you sound pathetic

Roman already aging bad in the face

Steph will never yell at your dick

>>1779767
i don't like the idea of sharing my porn sluts.
so, go w redheads. i dont fuck w redheads

KEKLEY

EMASCULATED BY STEPH

"Roman Reigns"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>naming the Boo

>>1779774
Yea all those boos

BASED
BIG
DOG

Literally only watching this for the CW division, just get on with that then I can watch something else.

Seth/Rusev won't happen

If it does it will have a screwy af finish, neither of them benefit from a loss

>How could the WWE Universe boo Roman?

Roman looking a bit fat tbqh

Ha! Rawtist are getting creamed

Fucking kek, Did Roman get worse on the mic? He sounds a lot more wooden

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Does anybody else think Roman should go full Samoan and get rid of this shitty holdover Shield gimmick he still uses?

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>how?
>boooooooo

Shut up Mick you old fuck.

>>1779796
>so, go w redheads
I have a ginger fetish, so that might work...

Does Foley have brain damage

MICK GOING OFF SCRIPT

JUST

Need Mick Foley to get killed off ASAP

how is raw this fucking bad already?

Wasnt Mike Foley always bad at promos?

He was so well loved because he was a crazy, fearless guy who didnt have the "wrestler body".

>TRUMP is to $hillary as SMACKDOWN is to raw

Any Smacklads tired of winning yet?

How can the uncooked show even compete?

I'm watching on mute, let me know when something good happens

>>1779802
This plus Jericho

wtf when did Foley become so shit on the mic?

>>1779767
more?

>Stephanie visibly getting wet

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What the hell is with Foley and Steph every week? Cringey af holy shit its literally the same thing every week

Who writes this

I'm not sure I want to watch this

Should I?

what the hell happened to foley

>Reality show on TV

HaHa! Fuck off Foley.

Foley acknowledge the boos and shit ratings

fat music begins playing*

>>1779794
his face looks bloated or something.
something is different.
his jaw looks smaller or something? idk he might be off roids or something

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>loses match
>Gets another chance
Mick, those chair shots to the head are really impairing your judgement.

RICOCHET IS BACKSTAGE HE FINNA TAKING THE CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE TONIGHT

>>1779823
after all those chairshots to the head

Thank you based Owens for saving this shit segment

>Hey we got a half hour window to try and capture interest before the game starts
>Mick, Steph, and Roman talking
>same fucking match he seen last week as the main

Jesus Christ, why not just save money and not do a show?

Owens has so much fat surronding his neck the nigga sounds like a pig

WILL THEY FUCK UP THE CRUISERWEIGHT DIVISON Y/N?????

>>1779823
All of the injuries have to get to him at some point. Shocked he isn't a vegetable yet.

Korporate Kevin still in a suit

>>1779819
no he was based in ecw

Owens is atrocious on the mic, holy shit

>>1779823
By not using the mick for years. Im sure if stone cold was on mic he would also be rusty.

This is shite

BASED BIG DOG
TWO TITLE MATCHES AT COC

WE NEED TO WIN THE RATINGS WAR
Foley actually acknowledging Smackdown is the better show, amazing.

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>Owens vs. Roman AGAIN

>>1779823
Literally brain damage

>ratings war.

If Raw was 2 hours, it could be good. But I'm done being diplomatic about this. Raw actually is terrible and Smackdown is awesome. The only thing interesting on Raw is the title picture.

>THE STATE OF RAW

oh look this match again

>>1779819
Wasn't bad, Terry Funk-esque maybe. He (was) smarter than the average wrestler so they usually came across a lot better. It's not a coincidence Rock and Mankind played off each other so well.

>>1779819
literally, 18+

Steel cage matches are so lame

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>A FUCKING CAGE MATCH

>cheap pop comment
>yes chants
>jasethy

This segment is getting good.

Did they get rid of those gay ass video screens on the posts or is that just a smackdown thing?

U DA MAN SEFF

>Roman comes out
>1000 db
>Kevin Owens the champ comes out
>10 db

>>1779858
what a silly whore

>>1779845
He was unfortunately born in Quebec. Meaning he has that shit half-way french accent.

>smackdowners actually think raw is bad
>they went crazy when jack ryder showed up

enjoy eating our scraps you filthy pigs

>non-title rematch

lol okay

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>yes chants

>>1779854
No

The writing would remain unchanged. RAW has terrible segments

Roman is looking chubby right?

If the PPV is called Clash of Champions, why aren't there any champions facing each other?

>>1779844
this and early mankind were 10/10

>RAW is so desperate for ratings they have to break out a specialty match
>and not just any special match
>A STEEL CAGE MATCH
>Steelcages are always used for when rivalrys go super heat

RAW is worst off than I thought.

THAT POP FOR SETH

HAPPENING

>>1779862
>>1779862
NEW

>>1779862
>>1779862
NEW

>>1779862
>>1779862
NEW

>>1779862
>>1779862
NEW

>>1779862
>>1779862
NEW

>>1779862
>>1779862
NEW

Whoa jasethy's new theme is cool

Steel Cage huh, that's been a while.

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>LANA INCOMING

>>1779873
>defending this atrocious raw
Pathetic. Just pathetic

OWENS IS FAT

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THE STATE OF RAW
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>>1779869
Kevin Owens, the heel, is actually getting cheered though. Roman can turn anyone into a face. Fucking ISIS could come out to interrupt Roman Reigns and they would get cheers.

>>1779877
On second thought, you're right. I'm forgetting that there's still 2 squash matches, golden truth, dumb vince shit, meandering promos, less than desirable matchups.etc. Raw is just shit.

>every bird
Don't they censor them?

>>1779326
Agreed.

>>1779873
> SEETHING

Also dissing based Jack Ryder. Guy is as good as Juan Cena

>>1779875
His head will never look that again, because he was a wrestler who decided to have a professional fight with a decade long martial artists.

>>1779879
It was a PPV made for pitting the champions from Smackdown against Raw for bragging rights (another gay ass PPV) but nope, just fucking JUST.

>>1779867

It started at Summer Slam and has on both shows. I didn't notice them not there this week.

Hopefully they're gone. They looked ugly and didn't really add anything to the show.

>>1779925
Not only that, but they made post shots look weak as fuck. I hope they stay gone.

That's some painful forced advertising

>>1779925
>>1779947

I think they were trying to make the rings look slightly smaller. There's a black ring apron, too.

Trying to make their miniscule cast look bigger, and the big guys even larger

>>1779595
Please

>This divas crap

Wondering why the ratings are low.

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>>1779346
Convince me to vote for shillary.
I hate derailing /asp/ threads because I know of the insane shitposting; but I am dead serious.
Convince me to vote for Hillary Clinton.