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>>1775327
>>1775329
Wellness Policy

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>>1775335
Why even have Wellness Policy in a TV show?

It's not even a real fucking sport

>>1775337
Gubmint

>>1775329
They're holding two different titles from two different decades in two different weight classes.

It's not like the entire roster is cruiserweights you fucking clod

>>1775337
They don't want anyone's heart exploding in the middle of the ring

>>1775329
man kota fucked him up in their match

his neck and shoulder were all messed up

>>1775329

You stop hiring experts to make your belts and get your web designers to do it instead.

>>1775353
>in two different weight classes.

you do know wrestling is fake?

>>1775337
To prevent the shit that happened with Benoit, Eddie, Umaga, and countless others.

>>1775385
Said the guy screaming wrestlers nowdays arent believable

>>1775385
Different anon, but of course it's fake, but WWE is really trying to hammer it in the difference between the Universal Championship/competitors and the Cruiserweight Championship/competitors.

>>1775327
THOSE CRUISERWEIGHTS CAN CRUISER-WAIT, BROTHER

>>1775402
It's cruise or wait

>>1775389

>Benoit

wellness policy had zilch to do with him being evil child murdering faggot

>>1775358
That was Metalik chopping the everloving shit out of him

>>1775416
if he would've been a modern wrestler, he would've been forced to retire way before getting all of those additional concussions and he also wouldn't be taking roids.

One more thing, it wasn't Benoit you faggot it was Kevin Sullivan and he made it look like a murder suicide

>>1775416
BASED BENOIT WORKING THE NU-MALES

>>1775389
>Benoit
went nuts because of all kinds of things
>Eddie
pill addict, probably mixed with alcohol as well
>Umaga
fatty that never took roids, just pain pills and stuff like that like Eddie

>>1775337
Public Relations

>>1775428
>implying the Wellness Policy only covers roids

>>1775416
I'm surprised you can remember to breathe with that brain of yours.

>>1775469
as we've seen it doesn't cover shit as is just an excuse to suspend wrestlers that are getting out of hand

Stop with these fuckin maymays you autists

>>1775419
Nah it was Kotas kicks

>>1775558
I've been away from here for a few days and this is truly one of the shittiest boards on 4chan

>>1775558
>>1775573
Found the skinny manlets.

>>1775573
honestly this place is like fucking /b/ or /s4s/

WWE having a wellness policy is like Sony pictures having one, utterly retarded. Wrestlers died from abusing pain killers and cocaine or in Benoit's case having severe brain damage from hits to the head. If Mr Olympia bodybuilding can get away with it WWE can to

>>1775984
>WWE having a wellness policy is like Sony pictures having one

You're utterly retarded.

>>1775428
Pain pills are being taken by people who take bumps?

>fedoRamen making the same thread over and over again