MAMMA MIA

I hate this meme faggot

Legitimately the best announcer to work for WWE in years.

This guy used to be a respected announcer. Now all i hear is a pop/rap culture references that are dumb as fuck.

*referece to some hip hop artist*

I don't see the appeal, the pop culture references are garbage and he seems like an egotistical maniac on Twitter.

>>1774703
m8 I'm fucking one shade away from Paige skintone and even I think you're being too white

>>1774712
Suburbs or country?

>>1774689
>HERE COMES THAT SAMBO APOLLO CREWS

Did anyone else feel like he went too far?

>>1774689
references
>Tupac
>IoS 10
>nikki minaj

Ya this guy is The Best.

>>1774689
I appreciate the Puro references, but its cringey when he throws these pop culture hip hop references. It sounds forced.

>"Naomi has got to be my dark horse pick for the match."

>-David Otunga

Is he paid per reference ?

>>1774741
this. im pretty sure creative or vince is making him say the pop culture references tho, he rarely ever used them when he was mma commentary.

>>1774857
I seriously doubt Vince has any fucking clue who anybody that Mauro references is.

>>1774745
"WOW! ROTATION!"

- David "Harvard Graduate" Otunga

>>1774859
If I remember correctly, those leaked announcer sheets say that they should use pop culture reference to be "current" and not seem outdated

>>1774859
He's not giving him the references, he's telling him "MAKE A POP CULTURE REFERENCE SO THE KIDS'LL KEEP WATCHING DAMMIT!"

probably the worst announcer I've heard in my 35 years following wrestling. the constant yelling and the fake, over-the-top, yuckity yuck voice is nails on a chalkboard. I don't understand how anyone finds him even listenable. fucking awful.

>>1774861
GOLLY!

>>1774708
>you're being too white


fuck off back to plebbit you shit eating cuck

HERE I GO AGAIN

>>1774703
he should exclusively make vanilla ice references

>>1775072
>35 years following wrestling

Please have sex

>>1775072
-30 gramps

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>>1774689
>lets watch that replay again
>BOOM

You know, I liked him when I first heard him but he gets a little too excited for my taste. At least when JR did it was believable, this guy could easily be reading a script.

Still the best announcer in the company though.

>>1775127
Nah Corey/Tom are the best and if you put Mauro in with them it'd be ruined

>>1774703
Based Mauro working the hipsters

THIS MATCH IS LIT!

ENZIGURI!

TOPE SUICIDA!!!

USHIGOROSHI

>>1774931
>run a network with all this content available years later
>fix it within the current year


>BAH GAD AS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HALF LIKE ADAM SANDLER'S OPPONENTS IN WATERBOY!

THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN UPPERCUT PARTY BECAUSE AN UPPERCUT PARTY DON'T STOP

Mauro: USHI-GOROSHI BY AJ STYLES

King: ORIGAMI SASHIMI? OKIE DOKIE ARTICHOKIE? AAHH!

Byron: wow.

>>1775238
>Byron
kek

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>>1775079

>>1775252
Ya ya are

>>1774708
Seek sunlight

Also mario a shit

>>1775072
This, he sounds like a morning radio dj with how much he screams and talks over people. All the kids that like him are just so used to shitty Cole that a guy that calls moves is a godsend to them

REALIGN THE SPINE AND JACK THE BACK

>>1775173
Based Mauro entertaining the children like you.

>>1774861
"Unfortunately for The Miz, Apollo Crews is also a fan of John Cena. As you can tell by his bulging muscles."

-David "Not allowed to wrestle because he sucks" Otunga