ITT: /asp/ related people who got absolutely blown the fuck out

>>1774649
Is thst Carter?

>>1774649
Carter every single time he tries to banter with bretgod

>>1774660
That was awful.

I feel like either he was told he was losing the belt just before the interview started, and he was unfocused because of that, or he lost the title because of how sloppy this interview was.

Austin isn't some outside entity, and this interview wasn't for good morning america, this was a network exclusive interview featuring a veteran of the company (a man Ambrose would have met a number of times beforehand) who obviously wanted ambrose to look good, that's the whole point of these interviews.

If he's this bad in such a controlled environment being interviewed by someone as familiar with the industry as Austin is, how the hell is he going to guest on Good Morning America or whatever bullshit show they interview these people on for the wider public.

And in the run up to this whenever I would bring up ambrose' dogshit wrestling style, people would say "Well, he's a good talker!" and now... no. No he isn't.

gtfo dean.

>>1774702
If these podcasts are supposed to make the interviewee look good the Vince one sure fucking begs to differ.

>>1774660
Is it really that bad? Literally everyone marks is as Dean's downfall.

>>1774684
Kek this

>inb4 we are both bretchad

>>1774684
>>1774724
Who is Bretguy?

>>1774728
Me AMA

>>1774713
Noboey does

Fuck off Cuckter

>>1774746

What's it like blowing out fat mexican carter on a daily basis?

>>1774754
get a job you insolent whelp

>>1774769
>somebody is posting my image

GLORIOUS

>>1774751
Quite enjoyable but i imagine he does it to himself when he looks in the mirror

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>>1774669
Imagine being Austin in that podcast and having to be all like "damn, Deanetty Ambrose, you fuckin' badass, all cool with your skinny DYEL body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have put you over, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is chug beer and beat Debra at the Broken Skull Ranch. Like seriously imagine having to be Austin and not only sit in that chair while Dean Ambrose flaunts his college fratboy DUDE WEED LMAO indie chill vibes, the favorable lighting barely concealing his thinning hairline and shitty fringe, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that embarrassing promo. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's THE CHAMP and DAMN, DEAN AMBROSE LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his CZW indie shitter fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been ingesting nothing but a healthy diet of Broken Skull IPA, AlphaBrain and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Victoria Texas. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his dimpled brow as he sucks it in to attempt being alpha, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "hardcore (for that is what he calls himself)" image, the image he worked so hard for with indie feds in the previous years. And then the Vince calls for you to change the subject, and you know you could give a stunner every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Stone Cold. You're not going to lose your future podcast career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>1774728
Hello newfag.

>>1774775
Mediocre and uninspired bantz.
Definitely not the real bretcuck. Probably cucter pretending to be him

>>1774797
I know of him, but does he use a trip? What's his identifying trait?

>>1774702
Dean just didn't want to bring up his family or getting into drugs when he was in Puerto Rico

dude was much more laid back when interviewed by Colt Cabana

>>1774803
>he doesnt know how to spot bretmark

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>>1774649