the miz looked like a school shooter as a kid

What does that mean? What is a school shooter supposed to look like?

Miz looked like a total fucking dork but he is living the dream
>Be bullied (probably) in middle and high school
>Go to class reunion
>be famous, 10/10 wife, rich, handsome, good physique

Gotta admire Mike "The Miz" Mizanin

>>1770496
> Have dream of being a wrestler
> Always looked down on for being on The Real World
> Other wrestlers treated him like shit when he first joined
> Didn't win tough enough
> Team with Morrison
> Morrison on the cover of "Champions of Tomorrow"
> Miz not even in the discussion
Then he just takes every ball he's given and runs with it so hard he even makes the smarks hate him.

>>1770499
>Morrison was the Janetty

Truly the greatest swerve in wrestling

>>1770495
>Seung-Hui Cho was white
>Elliot Rodger was white
>Jeffrey Weise was white

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O20Po-_kyuk

Miz appreciation thread?

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>Chiseled body
>1.88m
>'Money maker' good looks
>Perfect white teeth
>Beautiful blue/green eyes
>Amazing sense of fashion
>God tier mic worker
>Movie star
>Great actor
>Good friends with John Cena
>Main evented Wrestlemania
>Never lost a singles match at Wrestlemania
>BTFO his haters
>Earned the respect of the locker room despite being sneered at upon signing
>Always willing to put people over
>So good he managed to get John Morrision over
>So good he managed to get Alex Riley over
>So good he managed to get Damien Sandow over
>So good he managed to get Cena vs Rock over
>So good he launched Daniel Bryan's career despite him being a manlet
>Greatest intercontinental champion of all time
>Works the smarks
>Works the marks
>Works the anti-smarks
>Works 300+ days every single year with no injury
>Works 4+ star matches on the reggie
>Carried 3 no psychology indy midgets to a 5 star match
>Delivered promo of the decade
>Worked Daniel Bryan
>Worked CM Punk
>Worked Chris Benoit
>Worked JBL
>Worked Alberto Del Rio
>Worked Layla's labia
>Married Maryse
>Net worth is over $5 million
>Will have a long and fruitful career as a manager, commentator or even actor, while CM Punk has to kill himself wrestling for outlaw promotions to fund AJ Lee's boyfriend's son through college.

>>1770512
I still find myself looking back on it and being absolutely fucking floored. Miz was so obviously, so evidently the Janetty of the two, and yet he's the one who went on to headline Wrestlemania as world champion and win. It's incredible. I really like Morrison, too, but Miz is just a heartwarming underdog success story. Of course, because he didn't work the bingo halls for ten years, he doesn't get the oh-so-coveted smark seal of approval.

>>1770537
Getting pushed because the promoter has a chub for you doesn't prove anything.

>because he didn't work the bingo halls for ten years, he doesn't get the oh-so-coveted smark seal of approval.

Pretty sure it's because he's shit, m8.

>4/10 in ring
>kills indie midgets by not catching them in cage and suicide dive sports
>good for nothing but mildly annoying the crowd
>wwe champion
>managed to main event wrestlemania
>somehow turned a tall good looking talented guy like jo mo into the janetty

I swear to god he has some kind of dirt on Vince, there's no other explanation for his success

>>1770598
If you think Miz didn't work for and deserve his push, you're an idiot.

>>1770609
>did Miz deserve a main event push in the early 2010s because Vince got turned on by his legs

nope

>b-b-bingo halls

If he'd wrestled on the indies for a decade he'd be Mike Bennett.

>>1770537
If you think of it, the best parts of Johnny Nitro's entire career have been spent beating up Mexicans in tag team matches, from the MNM days feuding with Eddie and Rey to his current place on Lucha Underground where he and two other white guys (and one white girl) beat up all the Mexicans all the time. Everything else, aside from the time someone else died and made him champion, is minor details.

>>1770652
>implying

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJMHdE9q54U

Johnny spent something like 55% of his WWE run as some kind of champ too.

>>1770611
based miz

>>1770655
At least try.

>>1770660
huh?

>>1770662
fuck off Beato

>>1770664
wat u mean?

>>1770537
>>1770512

Miz was always a FAR better promo, he cut some of the best promos of his life back then.

Morrison was always better in-ring but the reality is there have always been a good amount of people better than him.

This never shocked me. All I was shocked about was Morrison not getting a main even push for being a pretty boy.

>>1770699
Johnny had all the best lines on The Dirt Sheet.

>>1770487
He looks like Tyson Kidd as a kid.

>>1770487
He looks basically the same.

>>1770492

Like a fucking white male

>>1770496
Do americans actually have class reunions?

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Totally a Chad and schoolyard bully, no wonder smarks boo him

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The guy on the left never amounted to anything, what a beta cuck

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If he were playing apehoop today he'd be making more money

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Will you /asp/?

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Fucking niglet lol

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>>1770787
Roman was fat in high school.

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>superimposing Snoop
JUST

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His face when smarks boo him and shitcant at his entrance music

>>1770808
omg

>>1770808
He then hit the showers
Lifted some weights
Got a clue

>>1770819
>Lifted some weights

Judging by his matches it clearly didn't help.

>>1770821
He lifted the fatass with one arm

Get a clue

>>1770823
Thanks for reminding of that comically awful powerbomb.

>>1770830
>SEETHING

>>1770838
beat it Beato

I've seen more confident powerbombs in shootfights.

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>>1770843

>>1770808
He kind of looks like the Girugamesh guy in that pic lol.

>>1770847
How is somebody who spends their entire waking moments on 4chan this shit at bants?

>>1770851
Because 4chan is for losers

>>1770851
>i'm a NEET neckbeard therefore everyone must be one
nice try kiddo but some of us actually have other things to do than BTFO fatties like you all day

>>1770858
trip back on Cuckter

>>1770858
shut it bitch tits

>>1770487
more like a school shooter victim

>>1770512
Being a legit cuck is what killed his career.

>>1771012
>killed his career

He's doing just fine in LU & AAA

>>1771019
what's that?

>>1770811
> Me and my mom would collect cans to save up for a ticket to go see Raw
> Snoop Dog is her cousin
He'h, no.

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>>1771033
>being this much of an entry-level /wwe/ babby

>>1770808
Wtf I love Roman now

>>1771038
sorry for having good taste

>>1770800
They had fucked up chins since childhood. Disgusting.

>>1771076
>having good taste
>not even KNOWING what LU & AAA are

Dummy.

>>1771079
We get it, you're a hipster

>>1770535
Is there anything based Miz can't do?

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>>1770666
LITERALLY SATANIC TRIPS AND NOBODY IS EVEN TALKING ABOUT IT

>>1771098
>knowing that companies besides the McDonald's of wrestling actually exist
>omg hipster

You have to be over 18 to post here.

>>1771110
Yes, we get it, subway is better than McDonald's. Being a hipster is so cool.

>>1770487
All I see on the right is a main eventer, WWE superstar, and Hollywood A-lister.

>>1771124
>thinking hipsters eat at Subway

Wow, and here I was thinking your wrestling knowledge was the most embarrassing misfire you'd have today.

>>1770515
GOATest promo ever

>>1771513
*GOATest use of a song to make a hype vid out of a promo

>>1770734
yes 10yr an 25 years are the big ones.