/smack/ Enquirer: Issue 1

who is this week's centerfold?

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>>1769633

this is powerful autism

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>>1769638

where's the article on the sudden increase in Rawtist suicides?

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>>1769640

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>>1769646

>>1769638
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>>1769633
Im literally shaking from cringing so hard. I've never witnessed such autism.

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>>1769649
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>>1769652

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>>1769655
There, done. Good bye forever, or not.

>>1769652
>Cena's verbal burial
nice """""non-subjective""""" journalism

>>1769633
>>1769638
>>1769640
What the fuck is this autism? Also, are you fucking 14 years old? This looks like fucking shit made in powerpoint

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well you certainly put a lot of effort into this, so that's ok i guess

you need a centerfold OP

>>1769633
>It's a blissfag
What a surprise

>>1769666
Aren't centerfold usually for magazines?

I liked it, I hope you keep doing these

>>1769633
>>1769638
>>1769640
>>1769646
>>1769649
>>1769652
>>1769655
>>1769656


Not bad. You should do more of these.

>>1769633
>>1769638
>>1769640
>>1769646
>>1769649
>>1769652
>>1769655
>>1769656
I don't know if he's working us into a shoot or if it's autism.

>>1769685
ebin

>>1769633
but for real OP it was about time this place started producing some OC other than deancuck's terrible memes

keep at it, keep improving

>>1769633
http://www.strawpoll.me/11240270

OP I think these are great?

>>1769689
any sluts in your class? feel free to post pics

>>1769694
>Yes continue
>No fuck off
Seems pretty simple anon.

>>1769633
THIS IS AUTISM
CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

>>1769633
have sex

>>1769633
Don't waste your time you autist.

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>>1769691
Rawtists voting no because they aren't good enough for this.

>>1769810
The vote is tied. Don't know how it will result.

>>1769810
I shudder to think of what Raw's version would look like.

>>1769853
Maybe we should bait them into making one, then mock them because ours is better

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>>1769856
>ours
That sounds so comfy bros

>>1769856
Yes is still ahead, but hopefully no will take the lead. I don't want this. Plus if Raw copy us then we'll be forced to make this.

>>1769897
>rawtist mad because his 3-hour borefest couldn't even fill a page

>>1769897
>Rawtist seething that don't have their version of this

>>1769691
we already told you to fuck off some days ago
kys autist
try wew or reddit they will love you

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>>1769906
>>1769907
I hear you're getting a new cruiserweight division

What the fuck is the point of this shit?

>>1769921
>Fruit basket faggots
>Clowning anything

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>>1769633
HOW WILL SMACKKEKS RECOVER

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>>1769633
For the faggots that said yes fuck off.

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>>1769633

>>1769926
>>1769927
It's okay guys, I'm sure next week's opening women's wrestling segment will better

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>>1769941
it still won't make your three hour pile of shit any better

>>1769633
People above 300 pounds isn't allowed to post here

>>1769951
* aren't

>>1769951
Nor are niggers. Gtfo

Keep making these

>>1769953
Hit the weights fatso

AUTISM

>>1769959
>over 300lbs
>lose weight by doing weights

You are dumb-as-fuck.

>>1769935
last week's smackdown literally opened with 30 minutes of womens wrestling

>>1769968
>Doing weights to lose weight
You're the retarded one here

>>1769972
That's what I told you, dummy.

>>1769969
And not a botcha or miss piggy in sight

>>1770001
Off by one Kenobi.

>>1770001
>going on /wew/ EVER

>>1769979
yeah there was an autistic potato and a another horse face instead. with a bonus fat midget

>>1770020
>seething rawtist

>>1770020
ONE HOUR OF MANLETS
ONE HOUR OF WOMENS

>>1769633
i unironically enjoy this , keep the work OP

>>1770047
>rawtists in bed with spardot
Makes sense given that your GM is a fat old cuck

>>1769633
i unironically cringe at this , stop it OP

>>1770001
You should have posted thestraw poll link.

>>1770080
kek post something like "if you guys like it, i can make it /woo/ related cuz the /asp/ guys kicked me out'

>>1769633
I really hope this is an elaborate plan to ruse and bait anons.

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>>1770088
>These idiots fell for it
>You guys bit the bait
Fuck it I'm done. I got a really good laugh out of this.

You should have used the real trip while on /wew/.
The Editor##370214349

Enjoy. :^)

>/wew/ is being nice and welcoming
Will you look at that?

>>1770135
Lose weight

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>>1770130
>this autistic faggot OP is the daniel cryan mark
>i-i was just pretending to be autistic

ROFL

>>1770130
Lose weight

>>1770130
>makes a ten pages autism book
>no no i was j-just pretending xD

>>1770130
>>1770141
>>1770143
>>1770144
>deancuck mad at smackdown because they took the title from him

>>1770130
Is this the start of a new shit meme?

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>>1769633
>this fucking thread

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>>1770121
>http://boards.420chan.org/wooo/res/5456592.php#i5456651
Holy fuck that site is one big fedora

I take offense to to what those mother fuckers said aboot us lads
$10 bucks says they'd rather bang sasha than throw a saddle on her

>deancuck invades /wew/

>>1769656
Cool stuff.

>>1770689
stahp

JUST

I WANT NEOWOOASPIES TO LEAVE

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>Going on /wew/
>Ever

It might be autism but I fucking love it maggle

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This is based as fuck OP, please continue to make them.

>OP samefagging nice things about his shitty OC
are you comic guy?

Anybody that writes it as 'wew' is a 15 year old

OP this is amazing desu, you should ignore carters samefagging and make these every week

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>>1769633
>September 11th will certainly be remembered in the annals of history
>annals

>>1770907
Found the wewtist

Please dont ever make this shit again. God you autist are so cringe worthy.

this is the best thread in /asp/ history

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>>1773385
please stop fucking bumping it
I can't handle this much cringe

>>1773397
Huh?

I design newspapers for a living, lad. This is awful.

>>1769906
So it's perfect for you then mong?

I personally encourage OP to make more, I would however, recommend including more memes and the occasional jab at Raw and their fat manlet champ. WWE is shit, but I'd read it if it was brimmed with bantz.

>>1773699
I encourage OP to make more because it is pure cringeworthy autism

>>1773699
Lose weight

What did he mean by this?

bumping for /smack/ glory

>>1769656
There's nothing overtly wrong with this, but it could definitely use more memes or screencaps of noteworthy posts.

What's with all the deleted posts?

>>1776605
Samefagging.

This is the best thing I've ever seen

This is literally the thing that cements /asp/ as the saddest board on 4chan.

please don't stop. i am laughing my ass off

>>1776645
What do you mean by best thing?

>>1776649
He means it's pure unbridled autism up there with the likes of UTV stalker.
It's funny in a "how did this mong think this was a good idea" way.
When some poor anon without realising flashes up his 24 carat autism, it's always worth a laugh at his expense

>>1776686
>UTV stalker
You're giving him too much credit.

>>1776605
pedo mod BTFO

>>1776605
all deleted posts are kept in the archive

https://archive.nyafuu.org/asp/search/deleted/deleted/page/1/

you can also browse the thread in the archive to see it without deletions

https://archive.nyafuu.org/asp/thread/1769633/

>>1776733

pedo mod MTFO

>>1776733
I have to really wonder if an archive for /asp/ is actually worth the resources.

I will be watching the Flash when it starts again, so I appreciate your positive autism.
This is the best laugh I had in years

>>1776907
well it BTFOs the pedomod so I think it's definitely worth it

>>1776971
Not particularly interested in your stale forced memes, even without that the board is unbelievably shit.

>>1776991
>pedo mod is a forced meme

there is a reason you aren't posting on /sp/ right now

>>1777010
go to the archive and pull up the most reposted images and maybe fuck off while you're at it.

>>1777017

pedo mod bootlicker BTFO by based Becky spammer

>>1777121
>spammer
>based
>bootlicker

I love it, its all sorts of retardation made apparent in one post. I say the board is shitty and you focus on one aspect. This is why I say the board's archive should just be deleted.

>>1777128

nah anything that BTFO the sensitive cucks like you is pretty much the only good thing this shithole has going

>>1777162
and what good thing your sad life has going for you.

Well, I'll remember that when disk space runs too low. Peace

>>1777169
the fuck are you talking about cuck? someone moping about and thinking about shitty lives huh? I wonder why that thought would be in your head?

>>1777178
I'm thinking there are better things to do with the server's disk space than waste it on your sad smackdown vs RAW threads and whining at bogeyman.

>>1777182
you already said that cuck

>>1777194
I told you what I was thinking after you wrongly guessed, step it up.

>>1777200
weren't you leaving cuck?

>>1777212
Nothing else to do, why not get some buttblastee to fling crusty old shit everywhere.

>>1777217
that only person buttblasted is you about the assistance of the archive though cuck

maybe stop thinking about your shitty life and go do something else

>>1777227
Have been, might be thinking too highly of yourself if you think I'm waiting for your (you)'s

but dig that hole, and take a look at the reposts once more.

>>1777234
You're just bitterposting in every thread at the moment, huh?

>>1777240
Only have this one open on this board?

>>1777242
He's trying to force a meme

I enjoyed it keep it up

>>1769633
Next time, The >greentext color hex code is #789922.

But great job,

>>1773644
if you want, then make your own, /raw/tist.

Heh

This is the best thing that has happened on this board

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>>1769633
Part of me thinks this is cringe. The autistic part of me knows this is brilliance.

you ready for tomorrow, /smack/?