"settle your tea kettle" what did she mean by this?

"Masturbate to your leisure."

She's a better heel than she's gotten credit for. That's the same promo where she said Becky Lynch wouldn't stop bitching about her Lucky Charms.

>>1763973
Terrible actress though. She needs to work with the crowd more. All she does right now is go "YAAAAAAAAAAAY"

>>1763968
i´d use that one as wwe champion

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>>1763999
And while I'm at it, they should be looking for actresses before all else, since they're already picking vanilla midget girls and not body builders or something.

Except Charlotte and Nia. They can stay.

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>>1764001
And while this thread is still alive, why the fuck are the women so bad at selling the most basic of punches and kicks? Is is because most of them are considerably younger and have less training than the men on the main roster?

>>1764022
It's because women are shit and can't wrestle

>>1764001
how is charlotte a good actress?

>>1764347
She's the most confident and least cheesy of all the women when it comes to talking.

Maybe she needs a bunch of corny catchphrases.

>>1764487
>most confident
Judging by how easily she gets shitter shattered by rowdy crowds she is anything but

>>1764495
That was months ago, now she's a great talker.

>>1764523
Her delivery is absolute cancer to this day

>>1764525
That was months ago, nowadays she's great at cutting promos.

>>1764556
No she's still shit as recently as Bayley's debut

>>1764523
>>1764556
>lalala I'm not listening

Quality contributions here.

>>1764525
>>1764560
The point is, we need to have better actresses if they're all going to look like Sasha, Bliss, Eva Marie, Thicci Bella, Naomi, etc

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>>1764347
I meant Charlotte and Nia have the Chyna size and could potentially hold their own in a wrestling match

>>1764584
>muh size

>>1764587
You know, Vince has had it right. You can't have an Alexa Bliss size girl and have them be a believable champion. She's 5 foot flat, man.

Although I say that as Finn Balor and Kev are the last two on Raw.

>>1764599
Everyone knows in the wrestling world that heart is the most important thing

>>1764599
>Vince is right

Always a good way for somebody to out themselves as wrong

>>1764599
Considering how bad all the girls are you definitely could have an Alexa Bliss size girl win, but she has to wrestle and fire up like a bad ass, and not look like a fucking clown like Bliss.

All of these women look awful with their terrible outfits. At least the guys can conceivably say their wrestling gear is function-before-fashion, but the women cannot, and they won't be taken seriously until they change that (and other stuff)...look at UFC, those girls just wear shorts and sports bras and they look awesome covered in blood. I think more girls should blade

>>1764608
Bliss is a chickenshit heel

>>1764610
I haven't watched enough, but she has great facial expressions, she looks mean and she has nice stiff punches.

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>>1764587
>>1764599
>>1764606
>>1764608
If it were up to me, I would draw some UFC fighters, some power lifters, and some women's hockey players with a bunch of dat WWE money. Make them believable fighters above all else. Make them people who aren't afraid of taking REAL hits, so pulled punches are nothing. There's millions of women out there who could beat the shit out of faggots like us.

Then on the other hand, get some actual actresses and have them do the talking.

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>>1764608
>thinking lil womanlets stand a chance against big roids becky

>>1764614
I like becky a lot, but what's this ''stand a chance'' bullshit...? It's fake bro, everybody stands the same chance.

>>1764612
>There's millions of women out there who could beat the shit out of faggots like us.

Speak for yourself only BETAMAX

>>1764611
Check out her mini-feud with Bayley

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>>1764608
That's kind of how I feel about Asuka, although I've literally seen her wrestle one time

>>1764619
like you think she looks stupid or you think she could be credible?

>>1764614
Jesus how hasn't she been popped yet

>>1764621
credible. but you probably know better than i do

>>1764612
They'll sign Rousey after her ufc career bombs then rip off the Brock formula

>>1764624
I've literally never seen Asuka outside of that OSW review episode she was on

>>1764624
Asuka makes the other women look like a joke when she really gets going

>>1764624
She's one of the best female wrestlers in the world, she is definitely credible. A lot of the Jap women are. They're nothing like WWE girls

>>1764633
Sounds like I should start watching NJPW

>>1764634
NJPW does not have women. Go watch some AJPW from the 90's

>>1764634
They don't have women. Japan tends to have separate promotions for women and men. All Japan Women's Pro Wrestling from the 90s is what you want. Manami Toyota has over a dozen five star matches

>>1764616

Yeah, any man with two hands stands a fighting chance

>>1763966
Natalya should start farting again desu

>>1764622
They don't test for steroids you fucking mark

>>1764584
For real, this was a great moment for Charlotte. She did her job perfectly and it made Sasha immediately hitting her finisher all the more sweet.

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>>1764022
>dat filename

>>1763966
Take it off the burner, aka simmer down now

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>>1764614
wrecky lynch

>>1764686
fart fetishists get out

>>1764525
Yet out of all the women she's the best they got all around. Sorry her height intimidates you. Have you tried not being an insecure midget?

>>1765135
Never desu

>>1765160
She's not even close to the best. Stop projecting your fear of tall women onto me, little guy