What was Phillip Jack (CM) Brooks thinking right at this moment?

What have I done

LOOK IN MY EEEYYYYEEEES

>>1762330
stupid sexy flanders

Does his Pepsi tattoo violate UFC's no sponsors policy?

>>1762330
>oooh right, takedowns

https://u.pomf.is/usziko.webm

>>1762330
>oh shit he's wrestling me, I'm not trained for this

>>1762381
oh wow

yknow im a huge punk fan, but god that was funny. I read it in his voice.
Also, he looks remarkably calm in this picture

YOU FUCKED UP
YOU FUCKED UP

>>1762386
Topkek, what is this """"wrestling"""" thing he's doing?

Oh man remember thqt cmpunk got an 80 overall rating in ufc 2

Best in the world

>>1762553
should probably get an update soon

>>1762330
>Vince was right
>Haitch was right
>I've let my coaches down
>I've let AJ down
>They're all going to laugh at me
>FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

>I wonder what I'm going to spend my 500k on
>Might have a pizza on a gold plate
>Damn I can't wait to bust a nut in AJ Lee tonight
>I like pepsi

>oooh right, takedowns

>>1762330
*freeze frame*
*record scratch*

yeaaaa....you might be wondering how i got here well it all started when i began when i started to become a mark for myself after years of having daddy issues https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEVoYimdY4M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YFQOf2h1RI
could he beat up punk?

>Okay, now he's gonna put me over into the sunset flip, I'll do a roll-up for a two coun WAIT WHAT'S GOING ON MICKEY YOU FUCKER YOU'RE SHOOTING ON ME, THIS ISN'T A REAL F ohhhhh right

>>1762330
>I could suplex or punch him in the back of the head or drop to my knees and slam his face into the mat right now and kick the shit out of him but instead I think i'll get taken down and ruin the image of fake fighters everywhere forever in only 2 minutes for 500 grand

>>1764355
>ruin the image of fake fighters everywhere

Quit bein' a fuckin' mark!

>>1764365
>implying i didnt mean ruin the image for all marks and not me personally

>working yourself over things that never happened

>>1764371
>implying there's any context in which your statement is not retarded

Got some unfortunate news for you.

>b-but this isnt what i visualised, I thought that book was real, noooooooo

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Literally nothing at all

>>1764355
>ruin the image of fake fighters everywhere forever in only 2 minutes for 500 grand
"Cuck Man" Phil failed at that too if that was his plan as he didn't draw as much as Lesnar's fights. More people know about Lesnar than Punk.

>>1764493
people were intrigued by Brock simply from a physical standpoint, the fact that he had an actual wrestling background made him a must-see in MMA

people just wanted to see how bad Phil would actually be, while hoping he'd get destroyed

>>1764512
Brock also doesn't look like a bitch by the end of all of it. Except for the doping, but you'd still be worried about Bork punching you. Fuckin Phil with his pussy swipes lol

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>>1764391
>still implying I'm not right while still being worked by yourself and not thinking that the majority of inbred hick low iq mark fans which is most of the fans still thought these guys were tough before cuck manlets fight

>>1764371
>SEETHING