Cool gimmicks on shit wrestlers

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>Cool gimmick - check
>Shit wrestler - check

That gimmick fucking sucked, it had no room for growth.

1.i wanted to fuck that chick cherry
2.Domino is way funnier as himself from what i heard in podcasts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFuFpaGOtk0

>>1762263
Sandman was a Helluva brawler and surprisingly agile.

He was more about the little things.

>>1762677
Like his brain cell count

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>>1762682
Oh hi Razorfist, I didn't know you were here.

but they were cooler than cool

>>1762055
>Cliff Compton
>shit wrestler

Dude could have been somebody. Could have been a contender. A hair's difference in fate here or there and he could have been a WWE Champion.

But it doesn't work out for everybody. Life is shit.

>>1762724
Based fucking razorfist, literally the only person on jewtube that impresses me

I just wish he spoke about shit i gave a fuck about, who cares about le gayme spot and le jim sterling

>>1762263
>had character
>knew how to sell
>could take gnarly bumps
>made kendo sticks shots look painful
>one of the few that got over from his backstage antics than his in-ring ones
>shit

Just because the guy can't do technical shit doesn't mean he's bad

That's not even his job; he's there to binge drink and hit people with sticks

>>1762838
>hates Ben Yahtzee
>proceeds to borrow the fast-talking puns style directly from him

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I like how he influenced the Dudleys into switching from tie-dye to urban camo

Also I'm pretty sure he was pioneering absurdly high jump spots long before Shane McMahon

>>1762886
>implying he is doing this to be ironic
He is good, but he seems to have a hit man hart fetish.

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succ in the ring

>>1762928
Nah, would make him even more based but he just wears glasses indoors because he has weird fucked up just been born naked mole rat eyes and he wears leather jackets because hes a dad rock faggot

He said his favourite guy was golddust

Enzo Amore
Look at how fucking cool that diving elbow looked, and imagine how much cooler it would have been id he hadn't botched it

>>1762813
Yeah, but he got paired with the absolute worst Samoan.

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Diesel. When WWF Creative designed his character and costume, they envisioned a sort of VIP room bouncer guy who dressed like Ace Ventura. Sadly Kevin Nash is a very one dimensional kind of guy, so he turned the Diesel character into a steroid-munching leather gay instead.

>>1763135
Diesel predates Ventura by like a year

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>>1763145
That doesn't stop the concept art looking exactly like him, though.

>>1763156
sw00ky time paradox

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>>1762263
Surfer Sandman ruled. He was a literal SANDman

>>1762901
I remember when he was rumored to be revealed as the guy who stabbed John Cena that one time GOAT entrance theme, great promos, over as fuck, legitimately insane. I don't remember him doing any actual wrestling moves but I thought this guy was the shit.

>>1763179
It was all a done deal until Vince wanted New Jack to sign over the rights to his name.

Which he didn't do.

Because he's not an idiot.

>>1762263
Vince loved Sandman for some apparent reason

wtf is corbins gimmick?

is the lone wolf his hair?

it keeps leaving him more and more every week.

>>1763364
A misanthrope loner.

>>1763135
sauce on this? that is interesting as fuck

>>1763135
>1-25-95

Diesel was full truck driver in 1993 and WWF champ with the gimmick by 1994

>tfw we never got gay Bretdust

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>>1763467

>>1762880
>knew how to sell

Stopped there. Try watching an ECW match of his and come back.

>>1763472
Here it is

The only image of bret i will not save

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>>1763604
Stupid sexy hitman.

>>1763458
>Diesel was full truck driver

You're so beautifully innocent, anon. He was "Diesel" because he was "on the gas" (steroids - just like "Vin Diesel" got his name), and the costume was a gay S&M daddy.

>No no no, he drove a DIESEL truck!

>>1762263
>It's a "Sandman wrestles drunk" episode

Fucking love Sandman. Absolute mad man.

Diesel looked like a queer nightclub body guard type guy when he first debuted, then he got leather and became a truck driver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIm-CHQ32Rc

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>>1763674
>this hillariously homosexual projection

anyway he was dressing in leather way before 1995 which was the entire point of the post you are replying to

the followng explains that >>1763135 was just an idea for what he could wear when he wasn't in his wrestling gear

http://www.wwe.com/classics/superstar-sketches-round-2-photos#fid-26186673

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>you now realize all wrestlers were originally gimmicked to be gay bikes because Vince has a gay biker fetish

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>>1763694
>he didn't realise the Diesel gimmick was a conceptually gay character

I mean.... they did do it subtly, so I guess you weren't to know.

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>>1763709
>>1763467
>>1763472

>no gay IRS

fuck

this

company

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>that fisting glove

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>>1763723

>we must go gayer

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>they didn't pull the trigger on giving Bret a gay Honky Tonk man reboot

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>>1763709
>Scotty, let me tell ya about my first _GAY_ experience....

>>1762724
>The Excellence of Elocution
That's clever, I'll give him that

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Great talker, great character, great entrance and music. Shit wrestler who could only do no DQ matches, kick and punch a guy 6000 times and hit a suplex and a stunner.

>inb4 grandpa says "check him out in wcw"

This is about Stone Cold.

>>1763769
Yeah he would have been better if he did more flips.

>>1763733
>Bret
>enough charisma to play a Honky Tonk man type character

All the WWE costume concept art ITT looks directly out of Jojo, Jesus Christ.

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>>1763779
>Better wrestlers with a somewhat comparable gimmick
>Note the shirts

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>>1763793
lol they are so fucking bland

Cherry was THICCC.

D&D were great just for her.

>>1763769
Austin was always bland after Owen nearly killed him. There's a reason he rarely wrestled and if he did it was always a brawl.

>>1763769
18+

>>1763788
this

>>1762682
Just wearing pink isn't really a gimmick.

>>1763791

>Implying that's a bad thing

>>1763174
>that horrific philly rat pretending to be miss elizabeth
ECW always had the skankiest broads

>>1763769
>WCW
>Grandpa

You have to be over 18 to post here.

>>1766471
WCW died 20 years ago nigger

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>>1766296
I love how unapologetic crackwhor-ish they were, Beulah always was my number one source for wrestling-related boners.

>>1766475
>2001 was 20 years ago

Stay in school junior.

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DONTT JUDGE MEEEE

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Adam Bomb

>>1766561
Phantasio had a cool gimmick and was a solid wrestler, if they cut back on the slapstick and the shoving of spit covered tape into children's faces, he could've been a fondly remembered Doink-type midcard jobber.