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>How do we fix RAW
1. End this wellness policy
2. Fire the whole current roster.
3. Keep Kane, Undertaker, Bork, Seth, Shinsuke, Enzo, and get a whole new roster.
4. Raw will only be fixed once the wrestlers start becoming believable again.
Wrestlers today like Dean Ambrose and Kevin Owens are a joke.
They are terrible, and any average sized person could kick their ass in battle in real life.
These guys are not believable wrestlers.
They are nothing like the proper stars of the 80s and 90s which got wrestling popular to begin with.
Raw sucks as the roster sucks. Everyone is cleancut and is terrible.
98% of the male roster is five feet ten and 180lbs .
They are manlets.
Vince needs to stop worrying about standover men and needs to hire proper sized male performers once again.
He also needs to stop carrying on with this female wrestling trash and just give them their own show already.
Take them off the TV - they suck up valuable time from male performers.
Kevin Owens, Dean Ambrose, Big Cass, these guys are jokes.
Enough of this nonsense! Hire proper sized male superstars again!
Sick of seeing mongs under six feet and under 190lbs battle for the same thing every week.
Back in the 90s and earlier, a six foot person was 300lbs.
>As it should be.
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>>1758704
Agree on all points except big cass. He's a big guy. All he needs is Nash's three-step plan and he's headed for greatness.
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>says all wrestlers today are manlets who would get beat up by the average guy in a fight
>keeps Enzo
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>>1758739
Nono, big cass has a shape like a sasquatch.
He is skinny fat and talks like he just learned how to read.
He has a fat gut, moobs, slim shoulders, inward knees - and is goofy lookin.
>Enzo is fine however.
Does anyone even know what Big Cass's finisher is?
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>>1758744
>Enzo
Enzo is the closest thing you people are gonna get to a macho man in the next 10 years probably.
Gotta keep him for comedic value.
>He should talk less however.
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>>1758704
>any average sized person could kick their ass in battle in real life.
Wasn't that the whole appeal of the Midnight Express? I guess their thing only works if they stand out from a crowd of giants.
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>>1758755
Small guys are only good if they are in a sea of giants.
To showcase their skills - they need giants.
This is what WWE lacks today.
All WWE have today are fat guys and manlets.
Brock's not a real Giant.
Steiner was.
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>>1758750
He is the shit part of Scotty 2 Hotty mixed with the shit part of the Road Dogg Jesse James (ie: all of him).
Enzo is about as crap a kiddie-cartoon character as it's possible to be. He does gay little chant-along sections like a child entertainer at an 8 year old's birthday party.
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>>1758773
Yes.
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>>1758758
>Brock's not a real Giant.
>Steiner was.
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>>1758784
Yes.
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>>1758755
Midnight express were also heels.
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>>1758784
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>>1758784
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>>1758704
>dean
>small
the dude's 6'3 and fucking jacked.
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>>1758704
Stop shitposting.
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>>1758799
Well he sucks and isn't jacked, he's like 230lbs or similar.
He wears dad jeans and shit fake hand wraps too.
Dude's balding on top of that badly.
Dean offers nothing to WWE.
He is certainly not the next Stone Cold.
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>>1758805
No.
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>>1758806
>6'3 and 230 pounds
>not huge
somebody either grew up with the metric system or just assumes all wrestlers are gonna be as big as vader. that dude was freakishly large even for the steroid inundated era he worked in.
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>>1758773
Wow, in a Beefcaek thread you've somehow made the shittiest, most immature post.
Good work.
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>You people need another Sid.
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Who is this autistic fag that's been posting his blog recently? Not your blog fuck off
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>>1758826
Sid was great - still is.
Sid is the reason Brock Samson exists too.
Brock is also great.
>Here is a video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PSuhYcWhmM
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>>1758851
That's six feet one inch wide.
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>>1758862
lol
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>>1758704
>
Vince needs to stop worrying about standover men and needs to hire proper sized male performers once again.
He also needs to stop carrying on with this female wrestling trash and just give them their own show already.
Take them off the TV - they suck up valuable time from male performers.
Made a thread for you
>>1758839
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>>1759010
Why are you faggets so gay?
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>>1759168
Because if we weren't we'd be straight?
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>>1758704
Book a better show like SDL. That's literally it. If the show is consistently good for 6-12 months ratings will increase naturally, it took Nitro a year before they started making real leaps after the NWO debuted and Nitro was shit for a year before ratings dropped again.
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