What did he mean by this?

>>1753288
>people will wear this in public

KINO
PURE KINO
BASED HEATH

based heath has made it

>>1753288
Who in the FUCK is going to pay money for this and wear it in public?

>>1753299
Well certainly, not people like you, fatass carter

>>1753299
Me it's funny

>>1753299
considering 2xl is sold out already, not you

>>1753307
XD

>>1753316
Im cringing for ya

>>1753288

Damn, I hope Tracy Smothers is getting a cut of that merch check.

>>1753321
Carter BTFO

>>1753321
I wear Medium cause it makes my pecs look more defined when im working out at the pc

>>1753299
Someone with a sense of humor

Wait, they're putting out this and not the FREE AGENT shirt?

Come on, WWE.

I don't give a shit about your kids

>>1753342
There's nothing funny about if you don't know the storyline behind it.

Just makes you like a retarded poorfag that never should've had children.

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>>1753344
Well he's not a free agent anymore

>>1753288
such an awful "don't fire Eric" rip off

>>1753288
This entire angle is a rip-off of TNA. WWE is pathetic.

Finally saw Rhyno on Backlash.

You fucking faggots who said he had charisma LMAO @ you

This fat goofy toad sucks

>>1753365
This shirt is equally irrelavent as he doesn't need a job, he's on smackdown.

Free Agent would have sold gangbusters.

>>1753299
Not blacks

>>1753365
It was still a great shirt.

>>1753288
Oh look, a shirt that's never going to sell.

The WWE has awful art, awful production design, awful looking everything. Everything from their sets to their arena lighting is fucking amateur hour and shit tier.

>>1753389
You can get a job and be fired from it for being shit. Pleading that you need it is seen as not wanting to be fired.

Free agent makes zero sense now.

>>1753331
based deanboss

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>>1753387
18+

>>1753435
He fucking sucks and looks stupid with his short arms.

>>1753322
>cringing
your whole existence is cringing fag

>>1753288
Why the WWE can't into designing shirts?

>>1753445
Good one lil guy, how long did it take ya to cum up with dat?

>>1753321
fucking SAVAGE

>>1753321
FUCKING ANNHILATED

>>1753331
>>1753431
> BEING THIS BTFO

>>1753392
Kek

>>1753299
People that had sex and probabyl had kids

>>1753288
screencap this Slater will get arrested for Child Pornography

>I need I got Kids This Job

what did they mean by this

Alright, /asp/, how would YOU make a Heath Slater shirt?

>>1753841
Make it look like a 90s throwback NASCAR or concert t-shirt, with a cheesy picture of Heath pointing to the camera, his autograph, maybe the RAW or smackdown tour dates on the back...just add in some graphics or bright colors here or there...something you could ironically wear now or bring out in ten years and still have it be funny

This current one literally looks like the laziest custom shirt imaginable, they didn't spend 30 seconds thinking about this shirt.

>>1753841
Something not totally retarded.

Hell, if you can't think of something, just keep it simple. A shirt that says "Heath Slater" or "Team Heath and Ryhno". Whatever.

The thing is when you're designing these things you have to imagine you're going to wear them. If it's something incredibly stupid like what they've gone with, it just won't sell. That shit is embarrassing.

>>1753365
A CUTE

>>1753459
I shocked you haven't killed yourself yet

>>1753883
Why would I do that?

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>>1753392
Holy kek.

/thread

>Heath Slater and Matt Hardy are two of the most based, entertaining characters in wrestling today
I like this timeline.

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>>1753331

Shit the fuck up you fat delusional spic.

Pic related.

>>1754248
Thats not deanboss

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>>1753894

Because youre a delusional mexicunt ham planet.

>>1754254
>>1754253

>>1754253
Post your belly with timestamp now.

>>1754262
Why would I, im not deangod...

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>>1753392

10/10 post

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>>1753288
>"I Got Kids" instead of "Heath's Kids"

>>1754541
Except he loves his wife and doesn't beat her up.

Who'll buy it?
Every wife and kid for Father's Day.

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...nah, still a bad tee.

>>1753344
for real though, I wanted the fuck out of this shirt.

>>1753365
I want to see Bliss with brown hair

>>1757806
I want to see Bliss with her pants down

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>>1757806
This is probably about as good as you'll get:

>>1754523
>not Brock doesn't give a shit about my kids.