>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a Gracie Jiu Jitsu pink belt from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Weaseled out of a drug test
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
imagine being this obsessed with someone you don't like
>>1752105
it's a pasta
>>1752105
Fuck off Phil. You're a joke to MMA and wrestling.
>>1752109
yeah, and?
>>1752099
>>Likes hockey
>Still watches The Walking Dead
what a dumbass
Hi mickey, shouldn't you be training for your fight
>>1752111
posting a pasta takes less than 5 seconds
>>1752146
Keep crying Phil. You are a disgrace to MMA and fake wrasslin'
>>1752099
Hey, dude he was like, brave or something.
>>1752099
The pasta needs to be updated, not even Kikebana likes this fucker anymore
800,000 buys
Stay worked marks
>>1752436
Not confirmed, keep crying Phil
>>1752436
It will be hilarious if Dana backtracks and let's punk fight again, because it's all about the money desu senpai
>>1752577
people know he has no chance to win now so I doubt he'd draw nearly as much
>>1752146
Errrrr, he already humiliated little emo Phil
>>1752436
At a price.
>>1755042
An emo fighter, hahahahahahahaha. No wonder he got destroyed.
He is so brave and beautiful just like /Caitlyn Jenner
>>1752577
Nah, Dana has the business sense to know that you throw meat to the fans rarely, and only once.
>>1752099
Didn't Cain make Lesnar do a cartwheel?
>>1758263
Cain had to hit a sick Bork lots of times(including a hard knee) to TKO him(not KO)
Lesnar was never KO'd,funny cause people say he has a glass face or glass jaw...
>>1752099
Yes indeed, the absolute worse and most laughable "fighter" in the history of combat sports.
Just glorious.
https://u.pomf.is/usziko.webm
Reminder
>>1760838
>im here to punch people in the face
what did he mean by this?
>>1760838
CM Punk threw some punches?
>>1760852
Emo punches
About as much heavy impact as a Fall Out Boy album
only regret about UFC 203 is that it wasn't in Chicago
but then we wouldn't get based Stipe's hometown pop
If one of you copypasta masters who hate CM Phil so much would be so kind as to gather all the "Cult of Personality" parodies trashing him in this thread, I'd be much obliged.
They tickle my funny bone.
>>1752436
Numbers aren't out and odds are that buys will be significantly lower than 800,000
>>1760852
they counted his tapping as strikes
>>1762435
Laughable weak little emo pussy, a disgrace to MMA and fake wrasslin'
>IT'S CLOBBERING TIME
but not the way u would like it tho :^)
>>1762978
Your namesake didn't do much better in MMA either tripfriend
>>1762987
Yeah but he was legit fucked up/ didn't get two years and a million dollars to train
>>1752099
EVERY word is true!
>>1752099
That's not Kimbo Slice (RIP).
James Toney was worse vs Randy Couture.
>>1766292
James Toney is a REAL fighter who has won world titles. A superb boxer but had very little MMA training and lost to a true legend Randy Couture, not a random bush league scrub.
Toney shits all all over your precious little whining emo hero.
>>1766952
Doesn't change the fact that he got absolutely raped by randy
>>1766952
Toney was in it for a cash grab. The guy didnt even train, which is evident in how he did not even know how to tap out properly (he waved at the ref when he submitted.) He famously said that he did not need to learn wrestling, because an uppercut could stop a take down.
CM Punk was """chasing his dream""" and actually """trained""" for this fight. Which is way worse.
>>1766965
Toney fought a much better fighter and lasted 65 seconds longer
>>1767129
>much better fight
>literally just layed on the ground like a paralysed man
what are talking about?
>>1767208
Much better fightER. FIGHTER. Randy Couture was undoubtedly tougher competition than Mickey Gall.
>>1766292
>comparing a weak emo to a real pro fighter like James Toney
Oaf!
>>1752110
>SEETHING about addiction being pointed out
>>1768599
keep crying Phil
Emo brats cannot fight. This has now been proved beyond all doubt.
>>1752436
Not true Phil
>>1752105
Hi Phil! How are the bruises healing?
Emo boys have no business trying to fight