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The tragic life of Dave Meltzer 2016-09-12 18:37:20 Post No. 1748075
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The tragic life of Dave Meltzer Anonymous 2016-09-12 18:37:20 Post No. 1748075 [Report]

>be Dave Meltzer
>watch wrestling as a kid
>get into the wrestling business and meet your heroes and idols during the 80s and 90s
>eventually make friends with a lot of wrestlers
>One by one, watch them all die off in various ways, whether it be suicide, murder or something steroid related
>constantly forced to review and reference old matches featuring all of your dead friends

Being Dave Meltzer is suffering.

Anonymous 2016-09-12 18:38:13 Post No.1748081
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Anonymous 2016-09-12 18:38:13 Post No.1748081 [Report]

>>1748075
>make over 100k a year for over 20 years working the smarks
>suffering

Anonymous 2016-09-12 18:40:02 Post No.1748089
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Anonymous 2016-09-12 18:40:02 Post No.1748089 [Report]

>Ripped as fuck
>Has a family
>Has a big house
>Has a career in his favourite interests
>Makes hundreds of thousands every year
>Has jabronies worshipping his every word every day

Anonymous 2016-09-12 18:41:44 Post No.1748092
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Anonymous 2016-09-12 18:41:44 Post No.1748092 [Report]

Dave has had sex so he's doing better than me

Babun Tarisan 2016-09-12 18:44:31 Post No.1748102
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Babun Tarisan 2016-09-12 18:44:31 Post No.1748102 [Report]

I am hate this faqing idiot he knovv nothing about porfessional vvrestling ...

He does not subbort real man like Roman Rein Dog , he subbort gay GLT mowement instead .

He does not knovv true meaning of the vvord "Sex VVarrior " because ewen in his gay GLT group he cannot find paratnar ... it is faqing pathetic .

You vvant to know vhich matches they are paanch star match ?

Roman Rein Dog vs. Big Show
Roman Rein Dog vs. Braq Lesnar
Roman Rein Dog vs. Trible H

List goes on and on ;,,,

Anonymous 2016-09-12 18:47:19 Post No.1748109
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Anonymous 2016-09-12 18:47:19 Post No.1748109 [Report]

>>1748102

Dave actually praises Reigns a lot more than all the frothing at the mouth smarks.

Anonymous 2016-09-12 18:47:37 Post No.1748111
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Anonymous 2016-09-12 18:47:37 Post No.1748111 [Report]

>>1748081
source

Anonymous 2016-09-12 18:48:28 Post No.1748115
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Anonymous 2016-09-12 18:48:28 Post No.1748115 [Report]

>>1748111
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/15/sports/wrestling-reporter-dave-meltzer-tries-to-keep-it-real.html

>He declined to specify either the number of subscribers or how much he makes, but he agreed with an assessment of his income as being in six figures.

Anonymous 2016-09-12 18:49:40 Post No.1748119
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Anonymous 2016-09-12 18:49:40 Post No.1748119 [Report]

>>1748089
Don't forget
>Has a big dick

Anonymous 2016-09-12 18:50:38 Post No.1748122
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Anonymous 2016-09-12 18:50:38 Post No.1748122 [Report]

>>1748111
I just remember Al Snow saying that he does.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRpSoSLOR_A
also this: >>1748115

Anonymous 2016-09-12 19:07:39 Post No.1748186
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Anonymous 2016-09-12 19:07:39 Post No.1748186 [Report]

So does Meltzer just watch wrestling and lift all day?

Anonymous 2016-09-12 19:10:19 Post No.1748197
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Anonymous 2016-09-12 19:10:19 Post No.1748197 [Report]

He's basically just an autistic fan. So no matter how "successful" he is, he's still below every single person who's ever actually wrestled.

Anonymous 2016-09-12 19:11:45 Post No.1748203
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Anonymous 2016-09-12 19:11:45 Post No.1748203 [Report]

>>1748186
Yes

Anonymous 2016-09-13 07:53:02 Post No.1751853
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Anonymous 2016-09-13 07:53:02 Post No.1751853 [Report]

>>1748075
you just know that when he's writing the Observer he only does it in his boxers

Anonymous 2016-09-13 07:55:54 Post No.1751859
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Anonymous 2016-09-13 07:55:54 Post No.1751859 [Report]

>>1748075

someone shop it so it looks like he is posting on 4chan

Anonymous 2016-09-13 07:59:40 Post No.1751867
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Anonymous 2016-09-13 07:59:40 Post No.1751867 [Report]

Why are so many wrestling fans autistic?

Anonymous 2016-09-13 08:23:47 Post No.1751902
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Anonymous 2016-09-13 08:23:47 Post No.1751902 [Report]

that computers not on wtf

Anonymous 2016-09-13 09:05:37 Post No.1751974
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Anonymous 2016-09-13 09:05:37 Post No.1751974 [Report]

>>1751853
Actually while he does WOR with Bryan he is naked, stroking his Big Dick the whole time. There are pics that prove this.

Anonymous 2016-09-13 10:08:33 Post No.1752039
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Anonymous 2016-09-13 10:08:33 Post No.1752039 [Report]

>>1751902
it is on but the screen is so dark you can only make out some stuff.

Anonymous 2016-09-13 13:38:59 Post No.1752366
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Anonymous 2016-09-13 13:38:59 Post No.1752366 [Report]

>>1748102
Kek

Anonymous 2016-09-13 13:54:12 Post No.1752413
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Anonymous 2016-09-13 13:54:12 Post No.1752413 [Report]

>>1748075
how old is that picture? at least 10 years right?

Anonymous 2016-09-13 13:57:17 Post No.1752425
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Anonymous 2016-09-13 13:57:17 Post No.1752425 [Report]

why the fuck is he on one knee who the fuck sits like that

Anonymous 2016-09-13 21:35:39 Post No.1754055
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Anonymous 2016-09-13 21:35:39 Post No.1754055 [Report]

>>1752425
he's a manlet so he had to buy a desk smaller than him to feel better about himself

Anonymous 2016-09-13 21:38:21 Post No.1754066
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Anonymous 2016-09-13 21:38:21 Post No.1754066 [Report]

>>1752425
the whole thing was just done for a quick photo
see >>1751902