LOOK IN MY EYES WHAT DO YOU SEE A GUY WHO SHOULD'VE LISTENED

LIKE JOESPH PARKER, AND KEENEDY.
I DONT BELONG ON NATIONAL TV.
AND HAVE I MENTIONED
AJ LEE?
THE BIGGEST GAPE YOU'LL EVER SEE.

>>1747771
He had 2 years to prepare for this fight. Somewhere along the road I'd have expected one of his crew to teach him how to swing a punch. Look at how heavy his arm looks in that video. It's almost as if he's throwing a kayfabe punch.

>>1747987
I honestly can't tell if he was trying to do a one-two or just attempting to grapple.

It fucking baffles me how he did not expect a takedown attempt. Jesus Christ, what the fuck was he doing in that camp?

>>1747771
>be Punk's coach
>train him for two years
>he still sucks
>he asks me what's the plan
>just uh...hit him first
>he actually tries to do it
>HE FUCKING CHARGED HIM

That punch looks weak as shit wtf!!!

>>1748021

>Duke: Gall might buckle under the pressure, go at him fast with something special.
>Punk: (Right jab? Yeah, right jab. I can do a good jab. He'll never see that coming.)
>WOAH HOW HE COUNTER THAT

>>1747771
Hi Mickey!

pls never let this trend die.

>>1747771
What I find the bigger embarrassment out of the whole ordeal is how delusional his trainers let him get.
I'm not just talking about Duke Goofus, who by rights is a complete cunt. I mean we saw the training footage, it might as well been kindergarten.
But what about those fucking Gracie assholes?
Anyone seen those videos of Punk rolling with them, doing piss poor transitions.
I'm sure Punk spent a ton of cash to train with 'the best' and all he got from it was a big head.
"I don't believe in belt systems..." Why did the Gracie's tolerate that stupid shit, it's because they're assholes.

>>1747771
Seems like the classy thing would be not to draw attention to it

>>1747771
It's like he's literally never even watched MMA in his life, let alone trained for it. What the actual fuck was he expecting to happen?

>Heh, I bet he'll just stand there and eat this right hook. IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!!!

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>>1747771
this is where a lifetime of atheism and arrogance lead you.

>>1748901
i don't think he spent that much money, they take a bit of his payout

>>1751215
>speaking bad about atheism

Nice bait, imaginary being worshipper.

>>1751379
Phil, if you don't pay attention to AJ she will leave you soon.

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Are we sure he trained for this? Surely foot-work is the first thing you learn before even throwing a punch.

>>1747771
imagine the shitstorm if he actually caught Mickey with his fist when he ducked

>>1747771
Its like when you try out a martial art program and the first thing they teach the class is a simple takedown for someone who is swinging a slow weak telegraphed punch, you think to yourself that no one in the real world would throw a punch like that in a fight.
I can humbly say Punk proved me wrong.

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Better than what Overeem was doing

>>1751524

HE'S FAST

>>1751524
best part is reem still almost heem'd that cavsfag even though he was sprinting around

>that limp wrist

I laff evrytim

https://twitter.com/simply_wrestlin/status/775143808526798849

what did they mean by this?

>>1751524
very fast miocic killing reem at extremely high speeds

>>1751527
SAY SOMETHING, YOU FAKE NIG NOG

>>1751562
>Lori @lc2583 18h18 hours These 2 will die in mid card hell forever. At least Punk had the balls to leave!Go ahead & mock him assholes

lmao pathetic CM Cuck fans

>>1751610

>these 2 will die in mid card hell forever
>Meanwhile the Miz has main evented WrestleMania as the champion against John Cena
>And he was still champion at the end of the night

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>>1751610
>my face when the Miz main evented mania and cuck man phil didn't

>>1751524
Brock could take him in a fight without roids

>>1751625
they were both roiding when Reem fucked him up with a liver shot

>>1748901
Oh lawd it's started

Two days ago, an anon said that it was only a matter of time before the marks started on the "HE GOT SET UP TO FAIL BY HIS TRAINERS" narrative.

Wish I'd screencapped it now.

>>1751524
What, fighting smart? Beats Phil in that category.

>>1751625
no

CM Punk just wanted to look badass becaue UFC is stealing the spotlight and pro wrestling is more and more a niche thing. He's a fucking diva. "Look guys ! I have a gracie bjj hoodie ! I'm badass"

IT'S CLOBBERING TIME xD:DDDDDDD

>>1747771
If he rejoins the wwe he can finally put mma sponsers on his attire.

>>1752080
who is going to sponsor CM Punk now though?

>>1748880

Fuck off Phil

>>1752015
Brock wasn't caught tho,back then,so what you said is invalid.Also,Ubereem had massive advantage considered the dumb Bork wasn't fully recovered at all,so that fight shouldn't have happened.I do think in a rematch with them both clean,Bork would fuck his shit up,don't know about Velasquez,unless Lesnar improves his striking.
Pretty sure Brock wanted to make sure he gets the shitload of money from his fight with fat crying samoan Khunt,so he took some little shit to be sure he wins,although Lesnar could've easily submitted him,don't know why didn't

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>>1751524

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>>1752112

>he wasn't caught

>therefore he was not on roids

How fucking retarded are you? Brock has been on roids since he started competing in sports and in his entire wrestling and UFC career. He almost went to jail for buying roids back in OVW, you think he didn't juice for a real fucking fight, in the fucking UFC?

You dumb fucking mark.

>>1752137
Hi fat samoan Khunt!
You still whinning like the brain damaged fuck you are?Seems Bork really fucked your brain up...

>>1752175
he's right

>>1752175

Based Fatass Hunt is also on roids.

The real reason he was so pissed wasn't because he was legit upset that somebody was roiding. He was upset, that Brock got caught, and was not punished, but if he would have been caught, he would have been punished for sure.

Also kys.

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>>1751379
>Nice bait, imaginary being worshipper

he balled up his fist before he threw the punch
AHAHAHAHAAA

>>1752027
i don't think he's apologizing for it, moreso pointing out how utterly bizarre it is that no one in his life seems to be willing to be honest with him, even trained professionals

it's the exact same thing with Ronda and that's why she talked about suicide after she lost. Not because she lost, but because she realized no one in her life was honest with her

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>>1751379
>why worship god when I can worship myself

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>>1751379