What was Phil Brooks thinking at this exact moment in time?

"fuck"

"Golly, look how brave I am."

>>1744328
This million dollar check is totally worth it.

>PLEASE STOP HITTING ME IN THE FACE MR. GALL YOU CAN FUCK AJ IF YOU WANT PLEASE JUST PLEASE STOP HURTING ME

>>1744328
"I hate Ryback"

>>1744328

"I wish i was drafted to smackdown"

"I can't believe I agreed to throw the fight for money"

>>1744328
>Fuckin Vince, Fuckin Hunter

>>1744328
"The guys at the gym are holding me back."
"They didn't train me properly on purpose."
"They're all against me"
"I'm gonna start training on my own from now on."
"I'll show these fuckers."

Trust me on this. Years from now, or maybe earlier than that, you'll hear CuckMaster Phil implying his coaches threw him under the bus.

Just a constant, fervent mental reversion to his primal state:

>SOMEONE ELSE'S FAULT SOMEONE ELSE'S FAULT SOMEONE ELSE'S FAULT NOT MY FAULT NOT MY FAULT NOT MY FAULT SOMEONE ELSE'S FAULT SOMEONE ELSE'S FAULT

"LOOK IN MY EEEYYYYYYEEES"

>>1744328
>Shit, I could be in AJ's position right now and poised to take the Title from Deanetty
>Instead I'm getting my ass kicked in front of millions by a literally who kid who unironically came out to Hey Mickey
>Goddamn, I'm a fucking retard

"I'm having fun guys!"

>>1744328
>Wish I was home w the dog
>This place is loud, should be a punk rock show
>where is AJ
>pepsi
>drugs are so bad

>WEW GOSHING GOLLY DOLLY, I WOULDN'T TRADE THIS FOR ANYTHING
>WHAT AN EXPERIENCE
>JUST AS PLANNED

>>1744328
"I have so much fun"

>>1744484
Kek

>>1744328
Lesnar did a pirouette in his fight against Cain.

>>1744328
>"OK, wait, scissor sweep, I got to hold him forward and...fuck I guess I have to open my guard. But then what? I should figure that out before I open my guard."

>>1744328
"HAHAHAHHA! I say, this is quite a spot I am in!
It will be exciting to find out how I win from here!
But of course, I do win - because I am CM Punk!
I AM THE GREATEST!"

"Wait, this isn't what I thought MMA was. What's the sport where two hot chicks wear boxing gloves and wail on eachother?"

>>1745850
I doubt he was thinking at all thee. He didn't do nothing there except get pummelled..

>This will be a great story for my podcast!

>>1744328
>i finally gonna look like my dog

>>1744328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuNixp-wvWM

what in the fuck when did CM Punk start doing MMA

Did he die

>>174590

How's life under that rock?

>mickey gall just took 20 years off my life. I need to talk to Dana about this

>Hunter wasn't all that bad

>>1744328
"Oh Gosh I hope AJ is not watching this while she is taking Black Machismo's dick in her ass, but they probably are and laughing at me, I should benoit myself."

"MIckey either you're dumb as fuck, or you did this on purpose."