Triple H is showing up soon on Raw for storyline reasons. Do

>YOU SEE-uhhh SETH. YOU'RE JUST A B+ PLAYER, LIKE CERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE. AND LIKE CERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE, YOU'LL PROBABLY RUN ALONG, TO THE UFC, AND GET YOUR ASS WHOOPED FOR A QUICK PAY-DAY IN THE TWILIGHT OF YOUR CAREER-uhhhh
*looks at hard camera for an uncomfortably long time*

Brawny Stronkman's next jobber, when interviewed pre match, will explain that he has zero wrestling experience and just wants to try it.

>>1738261
Are you a writer in WWE?

>>1738246
Based shovelman

>>1738275
Actually it would be lulzy as fuck if they went that route. Give the jobber line for line Punks speach after he was destroyed.

>show up on raw out nowhere
>every one goes nuts and waits for next week
>it's the shittiest raw ever
>triple h barely mentioned