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>>1736439
Why should he cook meals for his wife? She isn't doing anything she could at least cook

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>>1736453
because he's a cuck

LOOK AT MY EAR!
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
MY ONLY FIGHT IN UFC
ALL OF MY ANGER
MY BROKEN DREAMS
8 SECONDS AND LOST TO MICKEY
OH IM THE KEK OF PERSONALITY
I'M NO MIKE TYSON
NO ALI
I'M THE KEK OF PERSONALITY
THE KEK OF PERSONALITY
THE KEK OF PERSONALITY

SHITTY FIGHT
FILLED WITH PRIDE
I REACHED MY PEAK
AT AGE 35
YOU DON'T HAVE TO FOLLOW ME
AJ LEFT FOR MICKEY

IGNORED THE THINGS YOU NEED TO BE
TO ACTUALLY FIGHT IN UFC
OH IM THE KEK OF PERSONALITY
I SPAMMED THE BOARD
OF /asp/
I TOLD YOU I WOULD WIN YOULL SEE
OH IM THE KEK OF PERSONALITY
NO SETH ROLLINS OR DEANITTY
OH IM THE KEK OF PERSONALITY
THE KEK OF PERSONALITY
THE KEK OF PERSONALITY
c

kek hes literally crying right now

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PHIL IS LITERALLY CRYING

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cm Phill

>>1736476
Legit feel for the guy desu. How did any expert trainers or UFC officials let this fight go ahead when they obviously knew he was out of his depth?

>>1736527
Because UFC and Bellator are happy to do freak show fights that draw a lot of interest and thus make a lot of money. He'll be one and done in UFC after tonight though, because there's no money in a second fight after that disaster. Bellator would 100% give him another freak show fight against someone like Ken Shamrock though, so his MMA career can carry on if he wants it to.

>>1736527
because dana white is clearly as petty and psycho as vince

this was very unprofessional of them and it was as carnie as carnie comes
they threw a child in a lion's den for buys and to show up the """"competition""""

he should have gone against an amateur and everyone knows it
even if fans said they wanted to see a real fight, punk wasn't ready and officials should have recognised that

this was basically televised murder

>>1736527
They probably tried to stop him,but he's fucking idiot with "I CAN DO IT!YES I CAN FUCK LE HATERZ"
*RUSHES GALL LIKE THE STUPID FUCK HE IS AND GETS TAKENDOWN AND GROUND AND POUND
The dad kisser couldn't finish him with punches tho...

>>1736527
to embarrass him and give themselves a nice pay day at the same time

>>1736590
oh and cm punk also has a huge ego so he took the deal. he could have said no.

>tfw look like gollum

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>>1736439
CM CRY

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>>1736476
I guess I'll do the honors

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>>1736637
>the bottle

>>1736637
>>1736646
Oh shit hahaha

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>>1736637
Damn the funnier it gets the more bad I feel for him

But I won't stop laughing

>>1736563
mickey gall is technically an amateur and shouldn't be in the UFC yet, although he definitely would end up there with a few more fights. sage will destroy him

training at a good gym for 2 years at nearly 40 with no other background might be enough to take a fight against a low ranking amateur with losses or no fights

i don't think any commission would even sanction another punk fight

>>1736637
JUST

>>1736786
I don't watch UFC but I'll be rooting for sage lol, cause I want him to lose so bad

>>1736799
why would you root for sage if you want him to lose? fucking moron

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>>1736637
Maaaan, I can't fucking breath !

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>that part where he tried to justify his """""offense"""""

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Phil got destroyed in a fight in front of millions of people.

Do you ever sit on the toilet or lie down in bed, and have some cringeworthy thing you did in high school just pop into your mind? Well, with Phil, it will be the time he trained for 2 years to lose in 2 minutes. 2 years. 2 minutes. In front of millions.

He'll wake up tomorrow, and the first thing on his mind will be "I fought in the UFC and looked like a guy they picked off the street." All his co-workers in the WWE saw exactly what would happen to CM Punk in a real fight. He got his ass beat in front of his wife. Every bit of pride he might have felt in training just got invalidated.

Seriously, the only thing he got out of this was that people get to say "You had balls to do that."

If having balls gets you beaten and humiliated, then I would consider having balls to be a bad thing. After all the money he spent on camp and nutrition, I doubt he even made much of a profit.

Now all of his """""haters""""" have a nice video of Phil getting fucked up.

>>1736439
I can't watch the post fight. How cringe was it?

>>1736868
>He'll wake up tomorrow, and the first thing on his mind will be "I fought in the UFC and looked like a guy they picked off the street."

He'll probably wake up tomorrow morning with AJ sitting on his face desu. I'd get choked out by Mickey Gall for that.

>>1736918
It's embarrassing. He literally cries because he lost.

>>1736918
Its on YouTube. Pretty cringe, he started crying and tries to defend his game plan and mentions his back surgery like that would be why he got his ass beat

>>1736953
>He'll probably wake up tomorrow morning with AJ bitching about him for wasting 2 years and not being good enough, and will demand he watch her fuck a big black bull as an apology

>>1736918
Cringe and cucky. He says he has to cook dinner for his stay at home wife

>>1736527

Weren't you idiots saying all week that he was just fighting a kid, and that his "experience" performing top rope moves at wrestlemania gave him an edge?

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>>1736978
>cook dinner for his stay at home wife
kek wtf

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>>1736637

>>1736953
>He'll probably wake up tomorrow morning with AJ sitting on Mickey Gall's face.*

>>1736989
Wat u mean?

>>1736989
Huh?

>>1736989
That's just not true

>>1736439

He sounded so humbled.

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>>1736439

He just fucked up his life and reputation. It's over fir him, not even TNA will take him now.

>>1736968
>wasting 2 years
I would happily get the shit kicked out of me for the paycheck he probably got for this

Now that the dust has settled, can we agree that the Lesnar deal was an absolute clusterfuck for WWE?
>Lesnar is a cheating embarassment
>McGregor shits on pro wrestling to hype his fight - and it worked
>now Punk
>no one knows what will UFC give to WWE in return for Lesnar, might aswell be nothing but Summerslam promotion

>>1737565
>Lesnar is a cheating embarrassment

Literally no one cares except for /asp/ spergs and fat slob marks

Overeem was caught in HGH and yet he was still fighting for the belt tonight

>>1736439
>beaten up for millions to see
>now crying like a woman
KEK, suicide when? He's pathetic

>>1737377
>>1737382
>>1737386
>not even trying to hide the samefagging

>>1737708
Sorry mate but this is the era of the nu-male, crying like a bitch is manly now.

>>1736989

>he took the bait

Get a clue

>>1737718
>not having those words filtered

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do you think hes killed himself yet

>>1736989
That was me and I only said that that was his only chance of a slight advantage, clearly it played no factor.

>>1737839
KEK

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>>1737839
And even Dana said his future in the UFC is done. Jesus, I expected him to lose but it's getting savage now.

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>>1736637
now photoshop a dick in there and we can call it a day