/kana/ - Asuka General

>>1730237
Lose weight

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>>1730237
I wonder how long this general will last.

>>1730248
/bex/ is still around and /spiteful/ is doing well and those are clearly shittier wrestlers and look terrible compared to Asuka.

The Sasha Skanks general didn't last long because nobody on here minus carter thinks she's a good wrestler and attractive.

>>1730256
>tfw you will never show Asuka your katana collection
Feels bad man

>>1730255
>nobody on here minus carter thinks she's a good wrestler and attractive
He thinks she's garbage at wrestling. Everybody on this board even him knows sucks. He just wants to fuck the horse like the fat brony horsefucker he is.

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I wish I was becky in this

>>1730272
Well there is that video of him sperging out at her entrance.

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YOOOU TAALKKK TOOOOOO MMMUCCCHHH

>>1730251
>>1730251

Want to fuck her soooo bad

Shame shes too old for the main roster now

>>1730368
boner

There is NOBODY who could credibly beat Asuka right now, but it looks like they're building Ember Moon to do just that. Asuka is on a different level from these girls and I do want her on the main roster but it has to make sense. They have a ways to go to make even a talent like Ember a credible threat.

>>1730787
There's not even a woman on the main roster who could credibly beat Asuka. Talent wise, Natty could definitely compete with Asuka, but Natty has been booked like crap, even that wouldn't be credible. I would just have Asuka at least compete with the cruiserweight men on the Raw roster, but that will never happen in this era.

Just sign more joshis.

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>>1730879
> I would just have Asuka at least compete with the cruiserweight men on the Raw roster, but that will never happen in this era.

> Just sign more joshis.

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>>1730879
>I would just have Asuka at least compete with the cruiserweight men on the Raw roster, but that will never happen in this era.
>Just sign more joshis.

>>1730884
Nobody cares about your hat collection.

>>1730301
[Botchamania noises]

>>1730884
based bretboss

>>1730237
So ugly

>>1731269
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi7VhqWVeyc

>>1730237
She's dropping it by Wrestlemania to le athletic negress

>>1730255
/bex/ is dead. The whole thing is literally just Carter talking to himself now. He killed it. The only reason the bliss general survives is because she gets his dick hard, so he lets it be. Any girl that isn't Carter approved isn't allowed here

>>1730248
>a general for somebody that appears on TV like 5 minutes a month
As a daily thing, not very long. An occasional thing, could do well enough.

>>1731343
The Becky general died because it was pretty much daily for 8 months and it's not like she's a high profile main eventer. They ran out of enough shit to sustain a daily general, discussion slowed down and that allowed Carter to move in and spam it so hard that most of them left.

>>1730742
Layla and Victoria wrestled until like 38

>>1730248
Like half a day before a certain somebody gets wind of it

>>1730787
NXT normally isn't retarded like Vince's show so I expect them to do a good job building up Ember over the next few months. She should be kept away from Asuka for a while but then who even challenges for the title during that time? It's a 2 woman division

>>1731359
>but then who even challenges for the title

YO YO YO-YO-YO-YO YO

>>1730879
I don't get the Nattie is good meme. I've seen her responsible for more than one botchy mess. Maybe she's technically sound but she's not in such a way that makes her fun to watch.

Asuka is just in her own league. IMO the only one that comes close is Becky Lynch but she's been watered down hard on the main roster.

>>1730879
>Asuka at least compete with the cruiserweight men
Lets not get crazy. She's crazy good but still a woman. Even a smaller man will crush a woman in a fight. Intergender matches are ridiculously unrealistic unless it's a dude just wailing on a girl for a few minutes and destroying her. I don't wanna see Asuka be a jobber to flippyshit midgets

>>1730879
She'll either look like shit next to the Men, or they'll have to slow down, and water down the match in general.
She's okay, but don't get ahead of yourself. Intergender matches don't work unless they're stiff as fuck for heat or angle progression shit.

>>1731365
>A 3 minute title squash match will feature on a takeover during your lifetime
They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel, jesus.

>>1731345
Why does she appear so little on NXT anyway? She does all the live events but is pretty much absent on the network ever since early this year

>>1731383
Really high powerlevel + no mic skills limits what they can do with her. I don't mind. It makes her feel like a big deal and stops her getting stale.

>>1731396
>>1731399
That two week period where she played heel was great. She's a natural at playing a cocky asshole

>>1731400
>then they had her hug Bayley in the ring post-match

Shit's getting out of hand. NXT's down the toilet nowadays

>>1731375
Takeover isn't until November

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>>1731400
She's very cocky even as a babyface. I think they're building to full blown heel eventually to help make Ember the new heroic good guy that Bayley was.

>>1731401
That triggered me. I hate that shit. Thankfully it won't happen anymore now that those four have fucked off. It was always their thing

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>>1731401
Asuka stopped heeling it up by the contract signing on the go-home show.

>>1731406
>The 4 Horsewomen invented hugging

Literally the first live NXT match ever:

>>1731402
That still seems early for Ember to beat her. Maybe they'll throw Nikki Storm at Asuka first

>>1731407
They didn't invent it but they did it so often. It felt like not one title match could go by without crying afterwards. Even on the main roster Sasha is still doing it and I have no doubt it's going to continue.

>>1731413
It wasn't even the crying that annoyed me. It was the big obnoxious ceremony with flowers and shit that they had after one of the matches with the whole roster coming out. Like Jesus, we get it. You had a passable match. No need to make it into a huge deal just because you're women

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>>1731416
Come on you know that was Haitch's idea so he could pat himself nice and hard on the back

>>1731416
It was the first time women ever main evented a PPV (or its modern-day equivalent) in the history of the company + the longest women's match in a WWE ring.

Lighten up.

>>1731430
>high quality gif
>no shitty tumblr filter
Ty based anon

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I don't know why but I really like the way she sells this

>>1731407
Zayn and Cesaro was better than anything they've ever done by miles and was built up since Zayn's debut.
It can pass, considering the run-up was all about Sami wanting to prove himself to himself and his belittling opponent.

>>1731436
It is insane what good lighting and makeup can do. She looks like an actual child

>>1731440
Yeah I always wonder if she's trying to appeal to pedos or some shit.
She does come from Nippon, after all.

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>>1731443
She's baiting the yellow fevered smarks so yeah close enough. She's doing a very good job at it

>>1731444
>yellow fevered

But she's practically white

>>1731446
She looks like the most monkeyish of Asians

>>1731435
Emma vs. Paige on the same show ended with hugging too.

>>1731446
Facially she totally has the Asian look. Though there was one episode of NXT where she was deathly fucking pale for some reason, I'm talking Paige tier. Must have been ill or something

>>1731447
Sit down white trash

>>1731538
>>1731542
>>1731543
>>1731545
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>>1731549
I need to rewatch this match. It's so good.

>>1731549
I love this. It shows why Asuka is so dangerous: She can turn anything into a submission hold

The first bitchslap turned into a armbar is one of my faverite thing . Agaibst Dana I think .

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>>1732243

>>1732235
That would be my reaction too if a woman ever paid attention to me.

>>1732235
>black kid holding his hand out, longing for just a single shred of human kindness
>gets ignored in favor of that fuckin' halfbreed
Asuka just created the greatest monster mankind will ever know.

>>1732345
try harder

>>1731450
>seething

>>1732235
>blatantly ignoring the nog
Asians really do hate em don't they?

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>>1732324
One of the best trademark moves in WWE today

>>1731356
Yeah and Victoria was a jobber at the end probably because of her age

>>1732407
Buttery smooth

>>1732407
Sasha, Charlotte and Becketty couldn't even dream of doing that move that smooth

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Why is she so perfect?

>>1732243
>>1732324
Holy shit Dana is awful, that was telegraphed to hell and back.

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>>1730376
she's not a nigger

>>1734474
Dana's only on the main roster because her boobs.

Been out of the loop. So Asuka is being booked as a female Lesnar?

>>1736793
No, she actually puts on good matches

Please post feet

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>tfw asuka is a bigger draw than paige and is rightfully so

>>1735530
Are there any other reasons a female ***wrestler*** should be on tv?

>>1736793
She actually wrestles, so no. Asuka = Lesnar is a meme. All they have in common is never losing. Asuka doesn't squash most of her opponents and has quite competitive matches with the top women

>>1734474
Dana was green as goose shit here. Asuka carried her hard enough to get a 3.25 star rating

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>>1736793
Eh, kind of. Doesn't talk much, doesn't appear much, has never lost a match. Their styles are obviously far different and she takes much more of a beating than he does. She clearly has the highest power level in her division but not to the crazy extent Brock does.

>>1731374
Check her matches with tajiri

>>1737274
Wew, stiff

>>1737304
>that devastated fatty in yellow

>>1737313
He's a """"""""""""""""""""hugger""""""""""""""""""""""

>>1731324
holy shit i didn't know was an actual song.
it's shit

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Have some tits

>>1739860
Where is this from. Link please anon.

>>1739975
Her last gravure DVD https://www.reddit.com/r/WrestleWithThePlot/comments/524457/asuka_gravure_part_5_8mic/

>>1737304
why is there a horse with a purple wig in the back?

>>1739993
I fucking love Japan.

I don't understand why the """women's wrestlers""" today can't be bothered to be both sexy and fierce in the ring. As shown here, it's very possible to be hot as fuck, show off your body and be an amazing worker, so what's up with this WWE feminist agenda bullshit suddenly?

>>1740142
We live in the age of sissy millennials and sjws. WWE gave in and joined them

>>1739889
god i want her to sit on my face

>>1739993
Muh dick

>>1740436
Sexy as fuck

>>1739935
I came

>>1740142
Bliss?

Is she currently fucking anyone?

>>1745039
Shane of TM61

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>>1745039
Probably....
Most reports say that they are very close. The question is "how close?"

They could always do to her what they did to Paige? Bring her on and have her win the title and then make up some stipulation that she has to drop the NXT title.

>>1745039

Not sure, but I've heard people say that Jose likes her.

>>1745064
Before all the callups I was hoping that Bliss would snatch the belt in the most chickenshit way possible.

>>1745039
Ember Moon

>>1745060
they are cute, i hope they are fucking.

>>1745039
Idk but she's definitely a carpet muncher

>>1745064
Won't happen. They're obsessed with having everybody lose twice in a row before they leave now

>>1747650
That's what a smart territory does with somebody who's leaving.

>>1746619
please have sex Jeff

>>1747787
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>>1747820
Her facial expressions just make her so much better than anyone else. It's just the little things that she does.

Taeler Hendrix tries to do the seductress gimmick on the Indy scene and Asuka just one up's that gimmick and she's not even trying.

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>>1745060
>close obviously means they fucking

mfw retards still think like that

>>1748924
Taeler Hendrix has a couple of big advantages over Asuka tho

>>1748924
but muh big tits

>>1745064
>winning the title on debut
I hate it when they do this with people because there's nowhere left to go

>>1731430
>>1731428
>dem fuck me daddy eyes
My dick turned to diamond

>>1753635
Is based tajiri in the cruiserweight division

>>1753643
They might bring him in later but right now he's not one of the confirmed names

>>1747820
she walks like she's "special"

>>1751836
>>1751885
Eh so? Dana has better boobs than Taeler.

>>1730278
that was bretcunt

>>1751832
hot

>>1756554
kek imagine being this much of a mark

>>1739889
Where's this one from? It's not from her gravure videos.

>>1758404
It is, it's from the third and final one released in 2015

>>1756554
Hey Tenille! How's the back?

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>>1730275
>tfw no asuka butt in my face

>>1759972
>not diving in
Is she a faggot or something

>>1759993
Probably
https://youtu.be/S1eCZ_aRpsU
https://youtu.be/J2kSPUcsPXQ
https://youtu.be/X1tn-MWQbvs

>>1740436
Are they natural

>>1760019
Thanks for the last link sempai.

Are there links to any of the other gravure releases?

>>1760074
If there are, I ain't found them

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>>1760019
>ywn wake up and see this above you

>>1760074
the other three http://pastebin.com/DEKNCt4h

Not sure if they still work. If not I could upload them myself since I have all of them

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>>1760082
HNNNG

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>>1760989

>>1730237
Make her the queen of smackdown because I don't want her to be put over Charlotte.... EVER!!!

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>>1762482
>He likes Charlotte

>>1730248
Likely until the bump limit is reached. Asuka is very popular.

>>1730237
Ember Moon or Nikki Cross are likely to take it from her one of these days.

>>1762504
No one should take the belt from her. She should literally just vacate the belt and move on to the main roster undefeated.

>>1762539
You do the honours on the way out.

>>1762504
Nikki will fade into obscurity. Ember has been marked as the one to conquer the nip

>>1762900
Paige didn't

>>1763743
Asuka is pretty much a granny in WWE terms. I don't think she's immature enough to fuck up like Paige

Plus she likes pussy

>>1763743
The guy giving the tattoo would probably botch the spelling of it.

>>1763739
Literally only because she was also Diva's Champ and somebody high up got pissy about having a main roster champ needing to job to a developmental wrestler.

>>1763734
Nikki is part of the Wyatts 2.0 now

>>1760989
More

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>>1730237
Asuka is cute! CUTE!

>>1766317
I want her to fry and eat my balls

>>1730273
Aw:3

>captcha: kana ouvert

>>1760060
Yes 100% natural boobs

>>1754514
translation: inevitable smackdown cruiser brand

>>1768470
I hope they do something together in WWE some day

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>>1767335
SD has enough on it's plate as it is

>>1766317
Camera man got raped

>>1768472
She looks qt with glasses.

>>1766297
Exactly, fade into obscurity

>>1769928
Meanwhile, Tajiri is wearing a Brooklyn Brawler outfit.

>>1770684
oshit

I SEE - IT -

>>1770704
See what?

>>1770704
mspaint me a circle, bro

>>1770684
Hnng

>>1771861
>Asuka will never again not have skittle hair

>>1771562
Bro it's right there

>>1772782
come on bro, I got 20/15 with my glasses but have issues with color s and what not

>>1771871
i wanna taste that rainbow bruh

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>you will never smell Asuka's cute smelly bare feet

>>1772938
Is that the excuse for not finding it that you give to your sex partners?

>>1773571
>implying they're not odourless

>>1773580
>your sex partners
they usually arent even conscious so i dont really care

>>1771562
It's slightly to the right under that pink bit with the black outline

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Asuka a cute!

>>1770684
I wanna suck it lads

>>1775449
Perfection

>>1756554
You can't be this serious anon?

>>1775566
Giant fake titties full of silicone are hot

>>1775449
That shirt is great

>>1775449
I want to lick her perfect teeth

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>>1730787
>Ember
Nah her deadliest foe yet will come in the form of The Roach

>>1775818
Any update on her amiibos?

>>1775841
They btfo the roach so hard it fled the room

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so cute!

>>1775902
Asuka using twin magic when?

Literally the only character with sensible booking this year.

>>1766317
She's figuring out how to appear cute with US makeup and lighting. Her first few appearances were not good.

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>>1776844
How do you figure

>>1776844
They have handled her very well thankfully

>>1776882
>Asuka hasn't always been cute

>>1730237
I want to rub her tummy so badly

>>1776844
I agree

>>1777646
>ywn have a fancy dinner with Asuka

>>1776844
Wait til Vinnie Mac gets his hands on her

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Have they? Are they? DID THEY?

>>1779069
>Asuka giving the forks
Rude

>>1779069
https://youtu.be/xR6lFaPTxh0

>>1779069
I always assume. I wouldn't mind being a fly on the wall in that shared hotel room.

>>1779086
kek