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>>1721657
Bon' technique

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Dogger bumperino

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>>1721663
MORE DOGES!

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obligatory

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Anyone in the UK climb?

Scotland is pretty great for it overall, maybe the pennines in north england.

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>>1721667

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I thought you guys might like this

>>1721933
triggered desu

>>1721933
>climbing a 7 rockface
>I lose my grip slightly but recover
>Look down, see this 'attached' to my harness
>oh fuck fuck fuccckkk
>panic in my head and get tight hands and feel shakey
>cannot control myself
>I... I... my aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
>liquid shit runs down my leg, warm, so fast, like an intense rapid in a river of shit, it stings the skin on its way down
>the smell, oh god the smell!
>the rockface loosens as my acidic liquid shit topples this centuries old mountain
>My rope suddenly weakens and stretches
>Its slowly becoming a smaller and smaller mountain as the shit collects like a moat around thie surrounding area, like a rockface carved castle wall
>The rope stetches more intensely in the misty cloud of the now vapourising liquid shit steam
>its the thickness of a straw now as I decend to my impending demise
>as I got closer, my harness melted
>I got on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur.


I just wanted a blumpkin.