Evolution of Phil Finale: Cult of Personality

>>1721430
No mickey gall is our boy. Kick his ass and make him cry Mickey!!

This cuck can now beat up 99.9% of this board

>>1721430
Phil is gonna get killed

Why does UFC need a wrestling talent to make MMA look interesting? Is MMA that boring that the fans want Wrestling personalities and scripted fueds? Wow pathethic

>>1721430
What about all that "He looks exactly the same as he did a year ago?"

He sure looks to be in fighting shape now, cucks. And he looked decent in sparring. Regardless of how this goes, let's remember: When "the Beast Incarnate" Brock Lesnar got tapped on the jaw for the first time (and every time) in the Octagon, he danced away like a ballerina and curled up in the fetal position.

>>1721473
Yes. Fighting itself is not a draw. Look at the best boxers, Ali, Tyson, Mayweather. You have to be a larger than life character for people to give a fuck

>>1721473
The UFC only signed Punk to keep him from Bellator (who love freak show fights).

>>1721473
>need
>boring
No. CM Punk is simply a bigger draw than some MMA fight who is just starting out.

>>1721430
he's GOAT

>>1721480
>He sure looks to be in fighting shape now
>No abs
>No core strenght

He is dead

>>1721848
Actually his is alive and well in Ohio right now.

I'm so stoked. No matter who wins the shitposting will be next-level.

Listen to that end sequence. Please /ASP/, he's autistic and there's a long list of things wrong with him.

But this is our guy. Another chance to btfo of UFCucks.

If he fucking loses feel free to clown the shit out of him though

>>1721473

MMA fights are fucking boring without the drama. Would rather watch a Worldstar fight compilation than a UFC PPV without the 1 or 2 stars they manage to produce or a Wrestler fighting.

>>1721867
This

The only thing we have to Phil is Phil itself

I want him to win just to shitpost on /sp/ about it.

>>1721867
The only disappointing result would be 5 rounds of nothing

I actually got a longass text message last night from my normie friend who I watch UFC with about how he hates Punk and wants to see him get destroyed.

Based Punk workin' the marks. Knock 'em out, Phil!

>>1721430
>UFC Trying to make Phillip look strong so his rigged victory will be believable