SMACKDOWN LIVE! GAMETHREAD #5

kys

>>1719421
Have sex

Renee BLACKED when?

>you're not John Cena

that's a good thing

>beat him clean

DOES AJ BROWSE /ASP/?????

He drags guys. Gay much?

>>1719421
she got hentai?

>>1719444
Already happened

THIS IS ALSO THE TALKING SMACK THREAD
THIS IS ALSO THE TALKING SMACK THREAD
THIS IS ALSO THE TALKING SMACK THREAD
THIS IS ALSO THE TALKING SMACK THREAD

HOLY FUCK AJ BTFO

AJ DESTROYED

BASEDEAN

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>john cena a wrestler when every feud against him was that 'he can't wrestle'

the state of this show

BALLSHOT

I wish Dean wrestled as good as he shit talked, he'd be a god

Roman sharing the adderall

Dean with the fucking heat. Say what you will about his matches, but he's had consistently great promos since becoming champion.

>>1719466
To be fair, he dick punched Brock about a hundred times and then gave Soccer Mum a ride on the ropes, he had it coming.

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>that was it, it just ended
>this entire main event title feud has been kicking each other in the nuts

the state of smackdown

time for talking smack

What is chrisley knows best about?

Style's status:

[ ] Not blown out
[ ] Blown out
[X] BTFO

Well Smackdown was a 1/10 this week, which still puts it way ahead of RAW

Dean cut a great fucking promo there.

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>State of this horror show

I'm glad it's over

Wrestling confirmed Gentleman's sport

>>1719495
Must you make posts like this in every thread?!

>>1719485
Hey, the way I see it, that's the way Dean's always played it. I guess "Battlefields" are mostly dudes attacking each other's testicles, don't remember that from the Battlefield video games though.

Styles was just showing him he don't mind playing that way, if that's how it's going to go down.

Pretty good ending segment

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>Todd Chrisley acting afraid of a colonoscopy

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>Wrestling is a gentleman's sport

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Rene's lisp is unbearable

>that production botch

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>Wrestling is a gentleman's sport

wtf is this Lou Albano shit on Talking Smack?

based Daniel B calling Sasha's retirement promo garbage

Is Rene a Jew?

>>1719503

(You)

>>1719518
>Manlet BTFOs a horse

No idea how to feel about this bros...

>we're not going to 3 hours
RAWTISTS BTFO

>WE'RE NOT GOING TO THREE HOURS, SHUT UP.
Bryan is literally our guy.

>raw and sd are both terrible
>sd wins by being an hour shorter

also

>heath slater is the most over wrestler in the company

there is no hope

>>1719503
based Chase will drive them home

>>1719515

Lel this is trippy

>american alpha is out of the backlash match now

WHAT THE FUCK

>Gable out 3-4 weeks due to injury

SLATER WINS SILVER! WHERE WILL YOU BE WHEN SLATER GETS A DOUBLE-WIDE TRAILER?

renee is a treasure

dean better treat her well

Where's the photoshopped memes of the ending segment?

BASED USOS GOING OVER AT BACKLASH

A

S

E

D

Shes wearing a Hamsa around her neck.

Jew Confirmed.

>Hype Brothers

>weasel suit

WHAT IS HAPPENING

WHY IS THE FOOTAGE CHANGING TO BEYOND THE RING REE

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>renee is a treasure

>dean better treat her well

i must've missed it somewhere, but whats with the yellow belt with a red star in the middle and 2 C's on the sides that people are wearing on their shirts and that's on the entrance ramp?

>i don't watch RAW
RAWTISTS BTFO
HOW CAN THEY EVER RECOVER

>>1719548
Connor's Cure

>I don't watch Raw
RAW BTFO

>Mfw smackdownies watch both RAW and cuckdown

>>1719560
wew

>>1719533
A tag team is clearly debuting to challenge them. But who though?

cant say balls on a network that you own.
FML.

Talking Smack wins the week again

god dammit I love Renee

>>1719575
wew lad

My god.Bryan is fucking hilarious

>Hype Bros vs. Uso's to face Slyno

renee is such a fucking whore

Jill (((Stein)))

did ziggler just call appollo crews a black rapist

I'm voting for Jill Stein too :)

Renee getting worked into a Shoot.

>of course you think your boyfriend is gonna win.

Based Apollo getting put over big time

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Seems like Ziggler is looking to move into TV / Movies

Ziggler should be a commentator or interviewer. Putting over Miz pretty well.

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>State of smackdown's IC title scene

>>1719593
Looking at :D legit makes me feel really good.

Seriously thanks, anon.
And thank you, based Apollo.

This is a pretty insane promo.

after watching Total Divas for years, i recall when Daniel B didnt like Dolfin Zigface cause he kept making the moves on his buddy John C's girlfriendo. Guess it's all good now

Dolph never talks with any punctuation.

Talking Smack that good every week?

>dolph trying to a cut a miz-tier promo

cringe

>>1719606
More or less. It's the best WWE thing being put out right now.

>>1719606
Yes, it's been even better in the past.

>>1719606
Yeah. It's what really cements Smackdown as the best show for me.

So explain to me again what's the point of watching RAW + Smackdown for 5 hours when you can watch talking smack for 25 minutes and get caught up on RAW in 15 minutes on youtube.

Is there an actual reason you spastics watch WWE television for 6 hours a week?

based cena putting over the gay community after getting beat by AJ

>>1719610
This is both true and sad

>>1719616
Because I need to hit the gym and get a clue.

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>>1719627

PLEASE have sex.

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That was a pitiful episode outside of based Rhyno/Slater getting the biggest reaction in weeks.

>the state of MeekMahan's puppet show

>>1719627

>This unapologetic autism pretending that both shows can be better than each other when they're run by the same company

At some point it stops being banter and just becomes sheer autism.