/lu/ - General

It's good to be back

>>1719345
Is rey still in LU?

>>1719422
yes

>tfw just finished watching Ep 4 of S2

I have quite a bit of catching up, shit. But at least it's still fun as fuck.

>>1719422
He's getting a big deal with Rodriguez, probably involved with the show directly

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can't wait

>>1719345
Literally what?

>>1720102
Are you retarded?

Tomorrow? Holy shit, that was fast.

>>1720125
where you been nigga? shit was announced a long ass time ago

LA PARKA WHEN

>>1720140
If Wagner isn't the final boss then la parka must be

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>>1720140
the temple couldn't handle the GOAT

>>1719345
It's gonna start shit, get worse and pick up for a slight bit until Mundo wins the title. Goes back downhill from there and then the season ends really well.

Honestly looking at it right now, it's by far the worst season yet but it may translate better to TV.

>>1720310
thanks for the spoilers dickhead

>>1720310
edgy

>>1720324
>>1720348
lol you guys really don't read the spoilers?

>>1720351
No, so don't spoil it for us

>>1720351
You purposely sabotage your viewing experience? How retarded

>>1719345
Where can someone see the first two seasons?

Season 3 ends well because Pentagon wins the championship at UL3

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>a woman as champion

>>1720646
fuck off with spoilers

>>1720435
thesomalianbay

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Mainevent was just announced
Rey Mysterio vs Pentagon Dark

>>1721573
god, the wrestlers on LU have the best attire

>>1721742
You'd think half the wrestlers being masked would end up boring, but man, they do a good job on differentiating most of them

when are they going to release some fucking themes for their wrestlers

>>1721957
I really wish they had themes the only good theme is pentagons https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vmGF4mus5g

So we got a stream or what

>>1722389
el rey network

>>1722431
Not in my cable package
Fuck Dish. I am moving out once my lease ends

>>1722389
if you have playstation cable (forget what it's called) it is bundled in with that

>>1722438
I have dish and I have the channel

>>1722443
I live in a college apartment complex
I don't even have fucking HD. I need over-the-air antenna to watch HD

>>1719345

OH FUCK THURSDAYS ARE FUN AGAIN

>>1722452
it's wednesday you dumbfuck

>>1722461
For any GMT+ time zone, it's now thursday

>>1721768
Better than CAW # 290123 Vs CAW # 213949
That WWE has

>>1722464
>implying anyone cares about third world shit holes
begging ya to seek a first world country

>>1722389
taima or if you have the cash, sling tv has El Rey Network

>>1722470
Well, I live in Germany and we are still a first world country ( though the mudslime invasion may have consequences).

>>1722471
>taima
have fun with all the wewtist

>>1722466
Because WWE has generic bald skinnyfat guy every fucking where, and most are completely gimmickless.

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30 MINUTES TO GO

GET HYPE

>>1722477

i truly feel sad for you that merkel has allowed your home to be raped and pillaged literally by disgusting hordes of savages. pls DELETE the liberals whenever your next elections are, Hans.

>>1722504
>feeling sorry for a bunch of keks

>>1720099
I am really hyped at mad hatter orange pauk london.
Easily the best part of the trailer.

>>1720099
What the fuck

TEN MINUTES

FIVE MINUTES

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ONE MINUTES

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ITS TIME

ma nigga dario just gout da pin

>scrawny Cueto trying to get buff

That intro was pure kino

HONKY TONK MAN

>the Honkytonk Man
ok wtf am i watching this shit for now?

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>Honky Tonk Man

>Vampiro dumps Pentagon DARK on cable tv

>the fucking claw
I'M SPOOKED LADS

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FUCK TAIMA IT NEVER WORKS

GIVE ME A WORKING STREAM YOU NIGGERFAGGOTS

>HURR Y U NO BUY DA NETWORK GOYIM

I'M NOT SPENDING MONEY ON FUCKING MANDRAMA

FUCKING HELP ME

how does the wheel work?

>honky tonk man cameo one minute in

HOW CAN ONE SHOW BE SO BASED. Also el jefe is the best authority figure in wrestling history

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>>1722589
Witchcraft.

SON OF HAVOC

>>1722586
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4jqhko_2016-07-06-11-57-38_webcam

MUH MAN SON OF HAVOC

>Championship as the first match

MAD MAN

>>1722586

>the current year
>he doesn't have Amazon Fire

wew lad

>>1722595
t-thanks

>flippy shit de-fucking-nied

They count really fast in LU

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>>1722603
Is it in HD?
>Have HD Direct TV
>Have El Ray
>Fucking low def shit
Feels bad man

fucking Matanza doing flips

RIP SON

>>1722617

No. My downstairs neighbors have digital cable so they have el Rey in hd. I just go watch with them 2bh

THAT ARMBAR

At least he tried

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>>1722628
What the shit man. HD on cable but not on Direct TV? That's some old bull.

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DAMN IT

>Melissa clapping along with the crowd
Cute!

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A rasslin show where heels get booed and faces get cheered? What the fuck is going on here?

Well, they better have some good matches to follow that up (aside from Pentagon/Rey)

>>1722642
theres probably only going to be one more match

>>1722642

It'll probably be some vignettes to move the story along and maybe a comedy match

I like how small Chavo's name in the wheel is

>>1722651
Pentagon Dark is pretty fucking hilarious

SON OF HAVOC BTFO

WORLDWIDE DICKKICKERS ARE UNITED

>>1722661
GIBBE MUH TITLEMATCH

press f for angelico

>>1722640
The difference between rasslin and sports entertainment

NOOOOO ANGELICO

>Taya

MUH DICK

>>1722663
F

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I like those pants.

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>bullying Angelico

wtf I hate Mundo now

>>1722662
CLOSE THE DOOR

CAMEL TOE CITY

>katrinas attire
MUH DICK

muh dick

>tfw you will never tongue ivelisse ass to gash
>tfw catrina will never tongue you shaft to ass

why even live pham

The teleportation segments must be so awkward live

>KATRINA
MUH

>planning Ultima Lucha matches this early

>>1722679
killing my self right now

>>1722589
they just keep spinning it until it ends up on the right wrestler. this sometimes takes dozens of tries. real awkward for the audience

>>1722684
UL3 takes place in November, senpai

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>>1722684
Was really hoping Catrina would say why wait till Ultima Lucha 3? And we get the match next week. But nooooooooo

>>1722688
They really cannot get a fixed roulette wheel?
I can make one to work on my own

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welp

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n-now kith

nice plug

So the shit on Wikipedia, is it true?

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>I dislike Sexy as champion

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Reminder that Sexy Star left LU and is now pursuing a career in boxing.

>>1722701
Yep, you spoiled yourself

I want to see Taya and Sexy Star shit in each others mouths

>Sometimes there are no time for pants

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>I watch Meme Underground

>>1722707
I don't mind spoiling myself, in fact I do it often because I don't like surprises

but [spoiler]is Puma really retired or just kayfabe?[/spoiler]

>>1722708
this

>>1722713
Ricochet is busy

>>1722691
>He thinks they'd use WWE logic

>>1722713
he dead, cartels nigga

catrina's nipples

>hnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggg

is Marty us?

>>1722720
fucking spoiler tags
Sexy left too?
Well, it is the nature of the business

It's Marty!
Yay!

>Weapons Of Mass Destruction Match

HOLY SHIT! A HUEVOS OF MATH DESTRUCTION MATCH

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>no Bo Dallas vs Marty ever

They even hype the lower card guys. This show is the fucking best famalam

>Even Dario has enough of Marty's shit

>fuzzy mohawk
sure rey

>>1722712
Did your daddy's boyfriend not hug you enough when you were a kid?

Dario just loves naming matches

CERO MIEDO

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>yfw a bunch of sand niggers blow up the temple

>>1722731
I got to see that bitch live. God damn that fucking midget is stacked as fuck. If I ran into her in the street I would kidnap her

>>1722722
I'm very glad LU doesn't follow their shit logic.

>Vampiro Triggered

I hope based pentagon breaks reys arm

>HE DIDN'T HOOK THE LEG, HOW CAN HE KEEP HIM DOWN

Best recurring comment

THAT FUCKING MOVE

WHAT ARE YOU DOING DANK?

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FUCKING REY MYSTERIO

HES GUNNA DO IT!

Based vampiro taking prince pum under his wing

>>1722808
PUMA DARRRRRRRRK

>Vamp and Puma

penis please calm down!

>So salty at losing he tries to break his opponent's arm
>Still over as fuck

What must he do to get heat?

>>1722811
I don't think it's possible.

HTM? Fucking really?

REY MYSTERIO IS THE ROMAN REIGNS OF LU

Lame season premiere.

Doctor Claw better have a good reveal eventually.

>>1722811
suck big black cock?

not gonna lie, even after that I'll still kinda like him

>>1722814
When he does the same move 12 times in a match, he will come close

>>1722812
>>1722811
dude was in a wheelchair half of last season and he was still more over then everyone else

>>1722814
Rey is based you fuck

>>1722811
>>1722819
>>1722821
>Betrayer
>Cutting people and tasting blood
>Interfering in matches
>Breaks arms, whether to establish dominance after victory or because he is angry he lost
>He literally cut a promo where he said he is now DARK AND EVIL
>Still a hero

I know it's a smaller dedicated crowd, but being THAT fucking over is impressive

>>1722824
FUCKING VANILLA SPIC CAN NEVER PUT ANYONE OVER

>>1722821
It was awesome.

>>1722828
He put Matanza over his first night there. Him beating Puma is part of a bigger storyline with Puma who will eventually beat Rey. Him beating Pentagon is because of Pentagons hatred for Vampiro costing him the match. I fail to see a problem with this.

Rate the episode out of 10

>>1722925
7-8/10 sexy star vs taya couldve been beter

>>1722640
>heel
The term is Rudo
>face
The term is Tecnico

Learn your lucha libre

>>1722925
8/10

solid matches
good set up for the season
Dario being based
Ivelisse and Catrina showing camel toe

>>1722825
>that promo after he fucks up Vampiro in UL2
>crowd sounds on the fence
>one CIERO MIEDO (1) is all he needs to have them back on his side.

I was hoping for a big swerve, like a title change or something. The main event event was tight, but why Rey keep burying people?

>>1723141
He's spic hogan its TNA all over again

>that vamp and puma scene
kino

>>1722693
>believing that shitter

You fucking dunce

>>1722814
But El Rey actually has cardio...

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Why's he so cute?

>>1723210
his pentagon dark outfit makes him look really cute

>>1723210
>>1723214
Vampiro plz

WHY DIDN'T HE HOOK THE LEG MATT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

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YO SOI PENTAGON DARK EL CERO MIEDO

>had to go to Best Buy for a new printer
>miss the show
>is already uploaded
thank based aztec gods

>>1723271
>"Crowd goes crazy"

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>ywn get your ass beat by pentagon and feed him with your blood

>>1723337
CERO MIEDO CERO MIEDO CERO MIEDO CERO MIEDO CERO MIEDO CERO MIEDO CERO MIEDO CERO MIEDO CERO MIEDO CERO MIEDO CERO MIEDO CERO MIEDO

>>1722731
I need pictures

Pentagon Dark as the king of Lucha Underground and champ fucking when?


CERO MIEDO

>>1722925
8/10

Good opener and main event, nothing ground breaking though which is understandable. Taya/Sexy star was alright but slowed things a bit.

he pulled out some of the best slingblades that aren't by tanahashi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZQptoeKnZs

>first rock
>now based honky
HOW CAN MEEK MAHAN COMPETE

>>1723230
What does the 3 up 3 down sign mean anyway?

>>1723700
Vape Nation

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>>1723700
he's doing a circle with his fingers first for 'zero' and three fingers down for 'M'iedo

>>1723700
0
Miedo

>>1723700
Goddamn you are a fucking moron

mil muertes/pentagon dark tag team when?

>>1723716
Considering that last time they had anything to do with each other Pentagon broke Mil's arm, not likely.

>>1723141
He's not burying anyone. This is just part of the story

Why doesn't Pentagon use his fireball move?
https://youtu.be/vDmECP4CNEk

>pentagon will never interrupt the CWC and bury those vanilla midgets

>>1723760
Huh, always thought Pentagon is the kind of guy who takes his wrestling super seriously. Guess not.

>>1723716
Nah, keep pentagon as chaotic evil as he can get. Takes no sides and just wants to destroy everyone.

>>1723895
Good. Keep him as far away from that place.

>>1723760
wtf I love Pentagon more now

>>1723895
>using the expression "vanilla midgets"

desist

>>1723760
LU does not allow in-ring fatalities yet

>>1723984
Mil Muertes has been killed in-ring twice!

Not killing per se, just FATALITIES.

>>1724003
Would you count Mil throwing Fenix through a roof as a stage fatality?

>>1724008
More like a DoA stage transition

>>1724011
Well...it ended the match

(and Fenix's life)

HOLY FUCK IT'S SHREDDER HE'S THE FINAL BOSS

>it's a matanza get's his shit kicked in all match and pulls a LOL WRATH OF THE GODS LMAO win

RIP Angelico
F

So how long before Meek Mahan poaches based Pentagon?

Pentagon's new outfit really needs some white.

>Pentagon getting cheered over El Rey
This guy

>>1724197
Isn't he like a reincarnated Aztec god of war? I can see how his moves would be 10x more effective than the others. To balance it, his defense is weak since he's got the body of a manlet Olympic weightlifter who can't fight. That's how I see it anyway.

PRINCE PUMA DARK CONFIRMED

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>Dark Puma

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>HONKY TONK MAN

WHERE IS MY BOY THE MACHINE?

"THE HUNTER" KING CUERNO

I wonder if they ever intended for pentagon to be the face of the company

>>1724213
Hopefully never. Doesn't speak English, and do you actually think creative won't fuck over his character?

What I don't like is how every Matanza match has become basically "The other guy beats Matanza up for ten minutes but can't get the pin no matter what, Matanza gets lucky and hits Wrath of the Gods, nobody gets up from Wrath of the Gods, Matanza retains". It doesn't make him look like a monster, it makes him look like a jabroni who can somehow put someone out with a mediocre slam.

>>1725287
I think AAA has plans for him at least

>>1727681
Considering they just took the Latin American title off him and there's rumours that he & Fénix are leaving, not so sure about that one.

>>1727696
He would be a dumbass because AAA owns the right to the gimmick and name

>>1727709
>implying he won't break their arms and call himself PENTAGON DARKER

>>1727709
AAA own the rights to Pentagon Jr

The rights to Pentagon Dark are much less clear

>>1725937
>What I don't like is how every Cena match has become basically "The other guy beats Cena up for ten minutes but can't get the pin no matter what, Cena gets lucky and hits FU, nobody gets up from FU, Cena". It doesn't make him look like a monster, it makes him look like a jabroni who can somehow put someone out with a mediocre slam.

really makes you think