>mfw smacktards think smackdown is better than raw
>>1718589
If I ever need silence to think
I'll have Carmela do her entrance
Soo
RAW was just fucking awful.
SMACKDOWN has just been really boring.
Is awful > boring? Or boring > awful?
>>1718595
found the wewtist
Just got here, what did I miss?
nxt debuted like 3 new women and they are already more interesting than this crap
>>1718600
Boring is normal WWE. Boring is the baseline.
RAW was awful, so it's worse.
>>1718595
>SEETHING
>>1718595
What the fuck were those retarded movements Becky did?
>>1718595
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CARMELLA NATTY NAOMI
fuck marry kill
GO!
>>1718600
Awfulness is entertaining. Raw wins.
Why does Becky do so much weird shit?
Is she actually autistic?
>>1718625
already in order
>>1718618
Why is bubba ray dudley behind JBL?
>>1718625
Kill Naomi
Fuck Natty
Marry Carmella
>>1718625
Fuck you
Marry your dad
Kill your mom for having you
>>1718625
kill natty
fuck naomia
marry carm
>>1718626
>>1718628
Yes and so ugly
Nikki Bella wins Sunday, first defense is cringemella
Becketty feuds with Natalya
>>1718625
fuck Natty
marry Naomi
kill Carmella
>>1718625
Fuck giggly Naomi
Kill tranny Carmella
Marry cat lady Natty
>>1718625
Already in order
>>1718625
>not wanting to fuck Naomi's juicy ass
inb4 nigger detected
>>1718610
it's clearly meant to be that "classy" song
it's the one weird al parodied as "handy
>>1718625
Fuck Naomi
Marry Natty
Kill Carmella
>Alexa will never beat me up like that
>>1718631
Idk who that is but definitely not Bubba
Will they ever have a piccolo gimmick?
>This match is still going
Explain yourselves smackdownies
>Alexa Bliss just stands on Becky's back.
She is a tiny fucker, ain't she.
Nattie needs to stop doing that retarded scream.
My 5 favorite women on both rosters:
Becky
Naomi
BayleySasha
Charlotte
HM: Foxy
>ywn grab Alexa by her throat and force her to suck your
>>1718625
Fuck Naomi
Marry Nattie
Kill Carmella
>>1718667
Well as a manlet i'm sure you're better at spotting your kind
>>1718663
it's a lot better if you watch it on mute while watching baseball in the background
>>1718672
Your what, nostrils?
>>1718625
Fuck Carmella. Marry Naomi. Kill Natalya with fucking fire. God that voice makes me miss "Brieeeeeeee Mooooooooode"
>>1718670
No one cares waifusperg
>>1718673
The proper order.
Becky is over, even with some losses. That is good to have, sort of like Enzo and Big Cass. It can help them put others over as it won't hurt them.
This is so bad
>>1718675
>watch one boring thing rather than the other boring thing
Wew
d..d..did Ranallo just say Nikki had "Misawa-esque" forearms?
You're in luck if you have a tiny penis, a girl like alexa would pretty much die if you fucked her. It's like sticking a steel pioe in her vagina.
That was awful
Botchdown
Well lads. This is the end for me. This is terrible, and wrestling is officially unwatchable without cringing. Goodbye, faggots.
>>1718600
Awesome = NXT
Awful = RAW
Boring = Smackdown
>burying nikki's finisher
>the state of smackdown
For sure my nikki is going over at backlash
i know this to be true
Misawa-esque forearm huh?
Nikki is Misawa and Becky is Kobashi.
Tiger Driver incoming
>>1718661
in a few years
As far as women go, Carmella's submission ain't bad
>carmella wins
vince likes em slutty
Someone please kill that guy holding the Leaf flag
>>1718685
Yes. He then said she had "some of the most vicious forearms, MALE OR FEMALE."
WHO ELSE LOVES TANNED SLUTS
Slater is our only chance at redemption here
Carmella's arm pits are weird looking.
F A G G O T cocks in my mouth, yes I'm a faggot
Is there any reason to keep watching this shit? Where the fuck is aj styles?
Has diva shit consumed majority the time of smackdown? it's at least half
Who the fuck is Carmella fucking to get her current push? She beat Becky last week and just made Nikki tap! Yet she gets literally no reaction from fans. So she is fucking or sucking someone off in the back to get this push.
>>1718693
That doesn't answer the question you flaming retard.
APOLOGISE TO RAW RIGHT NOW
This is really boring.
Mauro may have some weird reactions, but he's the perfect play by play, he talks about the origins of moves and throws shade to even a ton of Japanese guys like Misawa and Kobashi
>State of this fucking match.
Women's Wrestling!
*clap clap clapclapclap*
>>1718708
I support you Carter
>>1718694
how was it buried when someone just interrupted the pin
>>1718708
Everything alright Anon?
Rhyno better have another sad face cracker
>letting carmella look strong
Yup that settles it. Nikki is winning on Sunday.
Boring predictable booking.
>>1718712
NXT is the answer you cold queer.
Boring show, better than raw though.
>>1718711
big cass
>Raw thinks they can ever win
>When Mojo Rawley is on Smackdown
WHO ELSE /STAYHYPED/
WWE has just been awful this week. Did Vince die and they are keeping it a secret or something?
Smackdown focusing 50% of its show on women again. Fucking awful.
At least Raw doesn't do that shit.
This is the worst show in wrestling history, I think.
Fuck it. They both lose. Big Money Matt will secure an Impact victory
Is tonight when the usos turn heel?
Really good match imo, all three face women over big, Becky was brilliant, Carmella getting the submission win over Nikki was a shock (virtual guarentee Nikki eliminates her Sunday) can't wait for Sunday!
This is the worst show in the past 10 years
>RAW has the worst show ever
>Smackdown tops it literally the next night
VINTAGE WWE
Pretty decent match actually, like a 6 or 7
Let's go Usos!
>>1718693
>Watching NXT shows except the takeovers
KEK why would you do that?
Thank god based Lucha is on Wednesday.
What's the meme that runs this place?
>1 hour into show
>still no Slater
Not even that big of a Bliss fan but why didn't she get the heel push? It would've made more sense than Car "can literally hear a pin drop in the arena during her entrance" mella.
>>1718735
Yeah they hyped up Sasha's big announcement for 2 and a half hours, and it was literally nothing.
>>1718743
this is no way near as bad as Raw
this is just normal level WWE bad
Raw was depths of hell bad
These matches are tight tbqh, all these teams have a reason to win
>>1718676
it's a rip off of a shitty 2013 Iggy Azalea you literal faggot
>>1718685
Fuck i really hate Ranallo so much. I will take Cole botching up move names to Ranallos pop culture references and namedropping japanese wrestling legends FOR NO FUCKING REASON
>>1718733
HYPE
HYPE
HYPE
HYPE
HYPE
/YOUKNOWITBRO/
TRY ONE OF THESE NEXT TIME, USE
This is hands down the worst week of WWE television since probably 1995
>>1718589
It's alright smacklads, based AA are gonna save this shitshow
I think I'm a /TNAutist/ now...
>>1718742
Raw was objectively worst in every way.
SAVE US BASED SLATER
>>1718747
please have sex
>>1718711
They're only pushing her so that when Nikki wins their feud, Nikki will look even stronger.
Carmella will then go back to being the Jinder of the women's division.
What do the Usos say during their entrance?
If the Usos win, Raw won this week.
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCEEEEEEE
>>1718746
Lucha is fucking shit. If I wanted to watch Mexicans wrestle I'd watch Jackie Chan adventures.
>>1718765
>Raw was objectively worst in every way.
the state of low IQ smacucks
>>1718772
Some shit in Japanese
What does "Play Hard in the Paint" mean?
>>1718772
Avshdhhdvsgsghshsshbssbshe
SAMOA USO!!!!!
>>1718772
AY HOL UP
>>1718776
>If I wanted to watch Mexicans wrestle I'd watch Jackie Chan adventures.
???
>Usos
Apologize to Raw right now
>>1718711
How dumb are you? In case it wasn't apparently clear before, whoever wins the belt be it nikki/becketty, she's going to be the obvious #1 contender.
>Calling yourself a smark when you dont know how booking works
>>1718772
remove Samoa
smackdown might win just be being an hour shorter, both have been awful
>>1718783
It's a basketball thing I think.
Something about a certain painted area of the court that you can't stay in for very long
>>1718785
WE WUZ SOMOANS AND SHEEEEEEEEIIIIIT
>the absolute state of this reaction
Two marks clapping in the crowd for World's Greenest Tag Team
USO BORING
>>1718772
We're jobbers
>>1718774
Please no. Don't let this happen.
>>1718776
You should watch Jackie Chan Adventures anyway.
It's good.
>>1718757
>iggy azalea song
>people only remember Charli XCX's part
Based Charli 4eva
>>1718772
REMOVE SAMOA
>blue and silver
is the designer for WWE literally blind?
and kek at these vanilla midgets getting 0 pop (again)
OH SHIT
WOT
O
T
BASED
ALREADY
>>1718793
WE BEILT WOODEN STATUES N SHEIIT
BURIED
BASED AA RAW BTFO
Usos are good in the ring. Desperately need a heel turn.
Was that a heel turn?
HEEL USOS KEK BTFO BTFO BTFO
SQUASHED
ISLAND NIGGERS BTFO
Based American
SAMOA BURIED. /SMACK/ WINS
samoa fucking DELETED
USNO
BURIED
U
R
I
E
D
>American "No Pop" Alpha
USHITS
BTFO
T
F
O
SAMOA STATUS: REMOVED
based usos ending the american autists
SAMOA REMOVED
USOS BURIED KEK
Usos losing to local jobbers
alrighty then
USOS BTFO
>>1718813
WOW LMAO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
USOS CONFIRMED BURIED!!!!
>Fuck the Usos anyway
SMACKDOWN IS REDEEMED
>>1718811
Here you go
FUCKING FINALLY
>USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS >USOS
the fucking state of smackdown
>yet another smark favourite getting mega pushed instantly but they won't complain because they are smark favourites
THE USOS HAVE TURNED THEIR BACKS ON THE WWE UNIVERSE
Usos heel turn?
UGLY SAND NIGGERS BTFO
>uso heel turn
Finally.
>>1718811
MEME MAGIC AGAIN
USOS BTFO
HEEL TURN!!!!
Officially better than raw
Long overdue Tbh
"""""womens match""""" was longer
Smackdownies lose again
READY
WILLING
GAYBLE
>turn the Uso's
>but still won't turn Roman
Just got home, what did I miss?
Wtf that was literally your only good matchup possible on this brand
the usos injure AA so that when slater and rhyno beat them its more believable
>it's a two year late heel turn episode
Wtf i love samoans now
So Slater is getting that contract eh?
What happened
>AA can't compete so the Usos go to the finals
Pretty cool angle here. Could have been a good match but I guess we'll see that down the line.
Ryhno and Slater confirmed to win.
confirmed Slater/manbeast new champs.
>falling for it twice
>americans
>>1718857
>Saying that when Mojo Rawley is on the card
>>1718739
I KNEW IT!!
>>1718856
Nothing.
DOES THIS MEAN THAT BASED SLATER AND RHYNO WILL WIN THE TITLES?
BASED
SAMOA BTFO
Best Smackdown Ever
>>1718856
"""""womens wrestling"""""
nothing else
Right in the knee
>frog splash on a leg
usos saving smackdown just like roman saved raw
Push the Samoans now
oh good , what an exiting new fued.
maro
>american alpha have advanced
jbl
>they're not advancing anywhere
>>1718811
Just came back. the USOS just turned heel?
>>1718811
praise kek, sacred is his name
>>1718879
heh I hear that too
>>1718811
damn
SMACKDOWN WINS AGAIN!!!!!
>>1718811
dub dubs speaks truth.
>>1718881
They got BTFO by AA then BTFO'd Gayble's leg. Slator's contract confirmed.
>>1718811
Meh, boring.
>>1718885
take that back
Usos...heel. Hooooly shiiit
>>1718885
>Jackie Chan ANYTHING is fucking shit
I'm begging you to hit the weights and get a clue.
>match starts
>botch the samoa drop
>match ends
>botch the super kick
>frog splash a FOOT
how is smackdown always more comfy AND entertaining than raw
>>1718895
>Meh, boring.
BASED USOS blowing out the american nu-males
>>1718892
>I liked island niggers
back to plebbit
>>1718885
Prasie Chan Faggot.
So is John Cena just refusing to show up on Smackdown now?
Based Cena
> Rawtists will now try to nitpick anything they can find
>>1718900
its only comfy because its boring enough to make you want to go to sleep
>>1718892
>it's an /asp/ie gets triggered over his safe space being invaded episode
Take a shower
Hit the weights
Get a clue
>>1718904
Your wootism is cringe wootist
Back to woo
>>1718907
he's out curing aids or something.
>>1718907
He's going to return when around RR when AJ has had a lengthy reigh to challenge him for the title at mania
>>1718914
both ya nerds seek a noose
My Cutesos are bad guys now?
Why?
Fuck NXMeme.
>>1718907
He's filming the new season of American Grit.
>>1718916
>summerslam rematch at WM
litearlly never happened
>>1718910
oh ya, and Raw is a fucking 3hour non stop party?
Why'd you do it Usos?!
>We did it for the people. We did it for The Roman
blandy!!
Hey /asp/, I'm going to No Mercy, Raw and Smackdown in October. What are the chances of fucking a diva? I want to fuck Bliss.
>>1718907
Cena is a liar let it go he's going to abandon the WWE.
>>1718772
Some weeb shit.
>>1718912
>it's a wootist who got banned for being an autist from the sperg board defecates anywhere he goes
Back to your safe space spergy
>>1718918
Only if you seek sunlight first virgin
this interviewer is fucking tiny
>>1718921
No he's not you stupid faggot, he's been at smackdown every single week including this week. filtered. fucking retard
????????????
>>1718913
People don't watch Jackie Chan movies for fucking well spoken monologues you fucking goof
>story time with randy orton
THIS STORY
Suffering succotash, randy.
What the fuck is Orton even saying
Complete nonsense
>>1718589
chill as fuck snake
>>1718930
>forcing a meme
>>>/wew/
>>>/r/eddit
>>1718929
lol you are so BTFO you hugbox bitch
>Cold hard snowy ground
>Snake
Aren't you a snake Randy? How don't you know this one fact about snakes?
Pretty based little segment from Randall
>>1718941
Even JBL is confused
WHAT THE FUCK IS RANDY EVEN TALKING ABOUT
THE STATE OF SMACKDOWN
Randy is based as fuck. Promo of the night easy. The pop was enormous
>>1718926
You wouldn't even have a chance with Nia Jax
To be honest Randy Orton has a future as a story teller.
Remember when wrestling was coked up madmen screaming and not nu-males telling "stories"?
This is what kind of show Smackdown puts on as a final show before their first ever ppv
Wew lads, i'm done with WWE
Is this Orton's way of saying he raped someone?
sssssssssssnake!
>>1718913
You don't have to be a good actor to be a great action star. Jackie made some of the best martial arts films of all fucking time. I wonder if you think old Arnold Schwartzenegger films are shit because he "dosn't speak good english."
hahahah is Orton high
>Ambrosefag
>lita-style tatooos
Everything surrounding Bray Wyatt is terrible. This promo is terrible same as all of Wyatts.
IT'S PAIGE'S MOM
>>1718944
kys
is that Paige's mom
>>1718943
>seek sunlight
>new
18+
>>1718950
this board is funny as fuck sometimes
>>1718944
>WOOTIST SEETHING
Fandango getting that gilf pussy
can randy have his own segment now?
this tatted up skank
THICC
m'lady
Smackdown loses again
fucking Fandango, jesus christ my sides
what the fuck is this bullshit
i just vomited. AMA
What the fuck am I watching
What is Paige's mom doing on Smackdown?
The fags chanting "what?" should be executed
>Dab
Fuck this, not watching anymore.
This is hella gay, yo
That was my friend Jen dancing in the rang with Fandango.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
THIS IS SOME RAW TIER SHIT
I knew it
>IRL MEME
...
FANDUNGO BTFO
>Tyler Breeze seeking sunlight in Dubai
fandango is pretty good
>kane
>It's a demon kane comedy episode
>wwe
>>1718966
begging ya to seek female interaction
Its refreshing to see Fandango on the mic again
future lita
Dat dab tho
SMACKDOWN WINS AGAIN
HOLY SHIT
YOUR HIPS ARE FULL OF LIES
Ahhhhhh. That's enough wwe for tonight.
THATS GOTTA BE KANE
>>1718984
*dabs*
whys fandango in the ring with lita?
>Kane
SMACKDOWN WINS AGAIN
I really want to see a segment with Fandango teaching Kane how to dance.
>kane with a huge pop in 2016
CHAMPIONSHIP RUN WHEN?
>>1718913
>Speak English Good
Kys
BRAND WAAAAAR. RAW WINS AGAIN.
Is Fandango drunk?
you're tearing me apart Lisa
>dat gut on Kane
demon kane!!
>kane
See, Rawtists, that's how you do a funny segment. Not fucking Old Day.
omg you guys
it's ONE-CHOKESLAM MAN
>>1718998
who is that
>>1718999
Please dance Kane. Please.
Someone want to explain the point of that segment to me?
20 YEARS MARRO
>Roman Reigns chants
>you will never feel the fire in Kane's belly
;_;
what the fuck AJ
>AJ btfoing a smaller manlet
>redneck_pissed_at_technology.webm
Based AJ. Who the fuck still uses a blackberry?
AJ THE BULLY
HEATH
E
A
T
H
RIP Fandango
BASED AJ
LMAO THAT PHONE SMASH
Roman will get a push because of that one chant. Vince has heard enough.
>>1719030
ALPHA AS FUCK
new thread WHERE
>SMACKDOWNIES
KEK DEFEND THIS TRASH YOU SPERGLORDS
MY SIDES!
seeing kane like this is actually sad.
>>1719026
Character development
you know, something that actually is a priority on smackdown
THE BULLY CLUB
>slater vs. broski
How do I choose who to root for?
AJ is crazy!
THE CELL PHONE COMMUNITY?!
Raw has been utterly destroyed this week
Poor phone ;-;
>BASED AJ
>>1719023
idk his name but he's from that bodybuilding federation that Vince tried to start.
New thread
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>1719062
They watch his movies for the fucking fighting and stunts you ass. 18+.
>>1719067
Having not looked at the original image, I'm gonna guess it's Garry Strydom.
>>1718955
see you Sunday
http://www.wwe.com/superstars/hulkhogan
>>1719127
>american usos