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MAKE YOUR OWN THREAD IF YOU HAVENT HAD SEX
that opening segment was terrible
you think you know me
Lets Get more Bliss in here
:D
>>1718200
https://youtu.be/VUBJzbyD2tE
>Giving Chrisley full creative control over booking
what the fuck were they thinking
>>1718187
>weabos
Neck yourself
based fatty
https://twitter.com/FightOwensFight/status/773311726968340480
https://twitter.com/FightOwensFight/status/773312818787520512
in for beta as fuck thread image
This match has already gone on for double the length of their Summerslam match
I hate SD, Raw 4 lyfe yo!
>>1718209
That they should've done it sooner
Miz should hold the title for a long time until Nakamura debuts and beats him for it.
>>1718205
>state of smackdownies and their weeb OPs
>>1718219
That filename gets me every time
I'mDolphZigglerI'vebeengivenmanyopportunitiesbutIalwaysgive100%ifIdidn'tI'dneverbeinthisbusinessIalsotalkreallyfastandmergeallmywordsintoonegiantword becauseIsoundlikeI'vehadamillioncupsofcoffeealongwithsomefivehourenergyucesoJBLwhatdoyouhavetosayabouthatalsotheMizsucksandisacoward!
>>1718205
Bliss is fat
>>1718216
>>1718222
>>1718224
>>1718227
Raw gets them too pinhead
>>1718216
>That smile
>No woman will ever look at me like that
>>1718227
This is the same OP picture from last night's Raw thread m8
shut the fuck up ziggler.
>>1718231
>That
>Fat
have sex
>>1718223
No he should not. Miz should have never even won the title to begin with. And he has done nothing with it.
dolph won't stop talking
>>1718227
You just got worked. Fuckin' mark.
>>1718216
she has 1004 facial expressions.
>>1718231
that's muslce
>>1718187
>you will NEVER have a sweaty threesome with Dolph Ziggler and Chad Gable
Why even live?
>>1718216
Damn she looks like one of my managers at work.
MIZ CONFIRMED FOR KEK
thank you based Miz
DAT ASS
>>1718187
>all this women's wrestling
kys smackdownies
>sends his woman to get his belt
Based Miz controlling Maryse
>most important title on smackdown
>keeps leaving it in the ring
apollo whose?
>>1718249
so thats a good thing
Ziggler is as annoying as the women
Miz is 2based
Can they fucking fire ziggler already?'
Ship him off to TNA or something.
>maryse's ass
Miz using logic to avoid going near ziggler
IC title looks good on Maryse
>>1718205
>Lets Get more Bliss in here
Fuck. I wanna see Miz flip his shit again.
If this was 2000 Ziggler would have kissed her and slapped her ass and pushed her out the ring
>>1718215
https://twitter.com/FightOwensFight/status/773313527029301252
>AJ can wear Cena's band on his head
Is Cena that swole or AJ that small?
>>1718265
He gets paid roughly a million dollars a year
>faith that runth the plaith
>>1718258
>implying Raw didn't have 5 """""women's wrestling""""" segments
>>1718273
If this was 2000 you wouldnt be born yet.
Based AJ
Renee is dressing like a Japanese prostitute to appeal to AJ.
MANLET POO IN LOO OR NIGGER
BASED MIZ
HE'S GONNA ASSASSINATE THAT MAN'S FAMILY
CALL THE COPS
NO BULLY AJ PLEASE
>>1718275
dude they stretch are you serious
Based bully AJ is so cute.
Aj with the Cena armband has increased his power level
aj has turned into cringe incarnate
sad
>thats it
>>1718275
the band is very flexable
>>1718288
Cops would shot him cos he a nigger
>>1718283
kek
This smackdown is giving me cancer
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR KIDS
>>1718269
pretty neat desu
I love WWE using their own limitations as storytelling tools rather than barriers.
>it just ends there
HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>1718283
>people born in 2000 can now legally drive in the US
when 4chan gets too real
Just finished having sex, what all did I miss so far?
>State of AJanetty
>State of smackdown in general
Stop bullying people AJ ;_;
Doed AJ Styles remind anybody of hair having Kurt Angle on Smackdown.
Heel AJ is a completely different level of confidence for AJ to perform in than the face AJ. Heel for just about everyone usually is, but he becomes one of the best in the company to watch talk as a heel.
>>1718303
LITTLE
Vince's trying to make AJ heel too hard.
>this smackdown
kill me
>>1718283
boom roasted
>>1718308
what was his name?
>>1718314
ASIAN
So based Heath is going to be the highlight of the night right?
>>1718311
he reminds me of him
>>1718316
at least it's better than raw.
>>1718308
pls have sex again
>>1718308
Certainly not a good REM cycle.
>>1718306
stop please
>>1718322
No, it really is not.
>>1718286
That's a spic you colorblind moron
>>1718308
18+
Get a clue
lmao WAT
Umm, what?
Great attendance tonight.
Is anyone else sick of the fucking Rawtists false flagging in our threads?
anyone hear the commentators?
>>1718315
>People love Aj
>Let's force him as a heel
>People hate Roman
>Let's force him as a face
Wew lad.
>>1718314
Where's the seething one?
DEEP BREATH IN. THANK YOU PRODUCTION
PRODUCTION BOTCH
WAT
>commentary botch
>video package botch
>the state of smackdown
DID YOU WANT TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE TOURNAMENT?
Both shows are trying so hard to be shit this week
>>1718334
clearly the pic was taken before the show started
>>1718342
stop please
"Did you wanna say something before about the tournament?"
What did he mean by this?
someone explain, I was in the kitchen
>>1718334
LMFAO
>PRODUCTION BOTCH
>STATE OF SMACKDOWNIES
Ready
Willing
Gayble
>I care about and point out botches
>>1718334
Nice pic during the dark match
>>1718342
yeah i heard the commentators say something like "did you want to say..." and then it cuts lmao
>REPEATING THE COMMENTARY
>>1718350
Post tits, then go back to the kitchen.
WE IN YO COLLEGES
>Smiling island men
>american beta
Zzzzzzzzzz
>RAW was shoot awful so Vince forces Smackdown to be work awful
THE STATE OF RAWTISM
BASED BRAYY LMAO
Hi, I'm the random black guy that keeps WWE from being considered racist. I'm covering for Booker T tonight.
>>1718334
HAHAHAHAHA WORSE THAN TNA
TNA should move to Tuesdays to compete with smackdown
they can probably outdraw them thanks to the broken brilliance
fuckin love wyatt
why did that interviewer look like she was questioning life after that usos segment
BRAYY LMAO
Why do the usos talk like niggers? Is it part of their gimmick? What is their gimmick?
UUU OOOHHHH
Bray is terrible. Repackage please.
Is Bray ever going to win anything?
>>1718366
>half full arena of people who paid to be there
vs
>full storage unit of people who were paid TO be there
>>1718372
Samoans who act black
>>1718372
lose weight
>Thinking about Survivor Series
>Based WWE Champ AJ will lead team Smackdown while having Cena's armband on
>Kevin Owens will lead Team Raw
Gonna be some great banter
>>1718375
he beat enzo amore at the draft
BOTCH AFTER BOTCH AFTER BOTCH AFTER BOTCH AFTER BOTCH AND THEN BRAY
FUCKING SMACKDOWN
Bray could be so fucking good if they have him the chance. I just love to watch him and he gives amazing promos. At least he is always around, even if he loses a lot and doesn't really get title shots.
>Mankind learned to adapt
will he appear?
I don't care about this bray/ orton feud
>>1718372
We're black but also Samoan
Here is our Samoan moveset
>Superkick
>Samoan drop
>Headbutt
>Butt thing in the corner
>Splash
>WWE still handing out lights for Bray
its been over 2 fucking years now what the fuck
seriously how much have they spent on these lights trying to get Bray over?
>History repeats itself Randy.
Bray confirmed to lose another feud then
>>1718350
Basically, Smackdown came back on after the break with the commentators talking about American Alpha and then they just stopped talking and all looked down at their notes.
They thought they were off the air and started talking to each other. Realising the camera crew had fucked up they quickly cut to another ad break. When Smackdown came back on the commentry team delivered the same promo about America Alpha agai. Shit was funny.
>>1718382
literally have sex
>>1718382
stop please
>>1718374
His gimmick is fine.
The way he has been booked has been horrible. No clue why they didn't keep him as a face after Mania. He was literally a face for one night, got hurt then returned as the same heel he has been for the past 3 years.
They are going to job Wyatt to Orton arent they?
>>1718372
roman/rock's cousins
>>1718383
It's impossible to take any of the spooky shit even a little serious when he jobs every time.
>>1718388
do people honestly believe this or did I just reply to bait
Remember when spastics thought smackdown would be any different than RAW?
This is a horrible promo by the way.
COMPLETE SILENCE
>2 womens segments in 45 minutes
Wew
>>1718385
it's a rushed "feud" with no story
Imagine if Bray could speak in tongues. It'd be super creepy and add something else to his character.
With no explanation, they should give Bray and Bo Dallas each others' roles and gimmicks. Have Bray come out smiling and prancing and telling everyone to BRAY-LIEVE, and have Bo become super dark and give long winded promos. Then a year later have them switch back and never mention why.
>>1718382
Smackdown Live. Pic related.
NOW MORE WOMAN'S WRESTLING FUCKING KEK
why has smackdown become divshits wasteland :(
I hate this fat fuck Bray Wyatt
>>1718395
yes
they both needs wins so wyatt always loses in that situation
>>1718398
bait
>>1718397
This
Undertaker didn't lose for a year when he dubted and when he did he lost via cheating
Bray should have turned face like Taker did
>>1718365
People keep stating he still has a job because he's engaged to Jennifer Hudson
MORE WOMEN'S WRESTLING
>>1718378
sjw triggered
how is Nikki so hot
Christ I wish Nikki never came back. She's so damn bad.
She's gotten fatter.
>Visible black bra straps
oh my god they're doing the 6 woman tag match AGAIN?
This is not how you establish your womens division. They dont get personalities and stories this way.
>cutting to commercial right before Naomi's entrance
No!
>>1718395
you better believe it. they are not going to hand randy two losses in a row.
i could see a scenario where bray wins if harper comes back tho
>>1718421
Working out with Cena and fake tits
>>1718404
This, him saying "man" at the end of his sentences makes him sound like he's a tinfoil hat away from posting on /x/
>>1718390
ha, no big deal then
Why was WWE okay with BELLA AND CENA, and BELLA AND DAJNIEL.
But mad about PAIGE AND DEL RIO?
>>1718417
He became somewhat of a face before the draft
Even teamed with Roman at one point
>This match AGAIN
>STATE OF SMACKDOWNIES
>>1718418
They've been engaged for like 5 years. Guess he really is black
>>1718423
>fatter
Nigga you gay
>>1718434
Racism.
>ib4 Carmella shenanigans and her looking confused as to how to play a heel as she holds her hands out to the crowd
If you're going to have two segments for the women's title match, then you could at least spread the talent out a bit so they each get more valuable time.
>>1718434
Paige said on a podcast that Vince wasn't happy about brexit so he's been acting like a little bitch to all brit wrestlers
The absolute state of Smackdownies right now
Okay is anyone else watching the Sky Sports stream? I feel like we get a whole different show based on what people are talking about in here.
>>1718410
Post more Nikki plz
>>1718434
Cena is the GOAT and Bryan kept virgin nerds from complaining too much.
Del Rio isnt that important.
>>1718434
Kevin Dunn fucked both the bellas. Based dorito probably refused to be cucked. It's the same reason ruru isn't in the main event. He wouldn't let vince get a piece of lana.
Luke Harper returns and beat Dean for the belt
but
Rusev gets future endeavored
Do you press the button?
>45 minutes gone
>Still 1 match
>Women's 6 tag next
Wew lad
>>1718417
>bray
>face
>implying creative is creative
>>1718434
Del Rio is mexican.
>>1718388
FFS they explained this last week. There's a fucking bin that you have to drop them in on your way out of the arena, so they can reuse most of them.
Based Anon had managed to sneak a couple home with him.
>>1718433
Yeah not as bad as that time the commentators dissed the fans chanting CM PUNK.
>>1718445
I am watching on sky and have no idea what you mean.
>>1718451
harper is bald and fat and has the same attire and look as deanetty
I love women wrestling.
>>1718453
People were cheering him hard when he attacked Sheamus and the league of jobbers.
Too bad that angle never went anywhere.
next tuesday i'll be sure to miss the first hour, tired of getting disappointed every week with femenist divshit
>>1718435
Irrelevant. Did he fully turn? No
Based entrance
NAOMI TIME
It was literally impossible to be worse than Raw this week, and they still fucking did it. Smackdown is impressive
>3 years of handing out lights at shows later and Bray still isn't over
>Based Nay Nay
FEEL THE THICC
YOU WERE MENT TO BE THE WRESTLING SHOW, INSTEAD YOU ARE THE WOMYN WRESTLING SHOW
WHAT WENT WRONG
I'm looking forward to the women's match on Sunday, especially now that it's elimination, but I haven't been a huge fan of their booking these last two weeks.
>people like this Naomi entrance
>return on the heel team
>now on face team
Smackdownies will defend this.
>>1718456
Is this a shitty forced meme I missed or have you just never been to a live event before? People just use their smart phone flashlights
>>1718467
there hasnt been any feminist shit tonight though, just normal divas segments we have always had
wow based edge and lana on a movie
strip club entrance is p dope.
i want to have ugly crossbreed babies with naomi
naomi is *literally* the only reason why this is acceptable
>>1718472
attachment fail, faggot
BASED NAOMI
Wtf i love naomi
>>1718454
And Muhammad Hassan was an Italian from New York. Vince doesn't give a shit.
>>1718446
files got deleted. That's all I got
>nikki is randomly a face now even though she tagged with the heels at summerslam
>mfw no face
>WOMEN'S WRESTLING ENTRANCE THE MOST ENTERTAINING PART OF THE SHOW
Naomi's gimmick is literally being a nigger
>>1718478
That booty bro.
>She didn't twerk this time though
Anyone else think of Payday 2 when they hear Naomi's theme?
As a new/casual fan, is Nikki Bella's current gimmick outdated? She seems overly sexualized(?) Or is she mostly a reality tv celebrity now? Really been enjoying watching most of the womens division & characters aside from that
>Becky gets the jobber entrance
No one is going to mention that these three were in feuding teams?
>>1718473
The lights are over, but Bray isnt. People just want an excuse to be part of a cool effect.
>American Lana
wut?
I mean those glasses are pretty based
>>1718443
>brexit
??? what is that.
>>1718478
Have sex
>>1718482
right, i was cringing the entire sasha promo on raw last night
>>1718498
>>>/r/eddit
divas are eyecandy, faggot
>>1718443
kek please let this be true
>>1718478
It is actually pretty original especially for a diva.
>camera cutting away as Bliss enters ring
WEW
NO REACTION
O U R G I R L
U
R
G
I
R
L
How can anyone defend Nikki tagging with Naomi and Becky when she tagged against Naomi and Becky and literally nothing happened between then other than Carmella attacking Nikki.
Just tuned in, have I missed anything worthwhile lads?
I bet Naomi spends more time on her entrance than actually wrestling
>>1718481
are you retarded? every light looks exactly the same, how the fuck does everyone in every crowd in every city have the exact same phone? have sex
>Carmella
>crowd goes dead
no reaction for carmella lol
>men wrestlers entrances consistently get cut for commercial
>Get all 6 women wrestler entrances
LITERAL SILENCE
>>1718505
Britain leaving the European Union dumbass.
>crowd is already bored
>>1718498
>Really been enjoying watching most of the womens division & characters aside from that
pffttHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
I don't like Carmella anymore than anybody else.
But I really like her theme.
I really like Carmillas intro song.
Wish she didn't seem so fucking fake.
kek based bliss working the autists in the front row
are we on japan?
I hate the long island guido cocksucker gimmick
>>1718525
aren't you?
So who's winning the blue belt?
I think Nikki Bella.
>>1718506
take your own advice, have sex kid
>Carmella
Who /bliss/ here?
>>1718533
god yes... i want to die
man wwe sucks this week
and they have to go against football next week
TNA's going to take the week again
>>1718532
stop please
>>1718498
No. Since she can't wrestle she needs to be eye candy. She's all that's left from the Diva Search days
>>1718534
I want Becky or Alexia to win it.
>>1718524
Why would Vince give a shit about this?
Why would he take it out on Paige and Mexican?
>raw this week is literally a 1/10
>sd shitting the bed so bad raw might win
>more girl's wrestling
raw has a fighting chance, lads
>that fucking highkick barrage
CRINGING
>it's another random mauro black hip hop culture reference episode
Rate this SD so far
Carmella reminds me of a less charismatic Sasha Banks.
Naomi is trash, only virgins like her entrance cause dey she shake dat ass, have sex or kill yourself
>>1718498
You have to be trolling.... Nikki is probably the mot over diva on the entire roster retard.
Is there any better women's entrance than current Naomi's?
The fact they had to just randomly turn Carmella heel because that piece of shit Nikki returned really grinds my gears.
I'm too lazy to check, but can someone post screencaps of raw prices vs. smackdown prices?
Where my blissbois at?
>>1718525
>Naomi's wrestling
>Time to play some Johnny Rebel.
>>1718534
I hope Naomi.
She's the best wrestler of all these ladies and she's got the most based entrance.
>>1718548
2/10
worse smackdown so far
You get to fuck Alexa Bliss but have to watch women's wrestling for 2 hours or you get to fuck Nikki Bella but Nia Jax sits on your face and throws the smelliest fart in her life.
Which do you choose?
>>1718539
Not Smackdown
And TNA will go against football too
>Carmella
>no longer wrestling in booty shorts
Literally the only reason I tolerated her matches
>becky
>>1718542
I don't care what you want spergy. This is about reality, and it looks to me like Nikki is the one winning based on how booking works.
>>1718519
>he can't afford a smartphone
Not sure if you're a poorfag or under 18 or both
>>1718510
Implying you wouldn't cringe if that Naomi entrance came on your television while you had friends over considering you're into "wrestling" and your normal friends are not
>>1718559
Do I get to choose which match to watch
>>1718548
BetterThanRAWButWorseThanShit/10
IS CARMELLA ACTUALLY WORSE THAN EVA MARIE IN THE RING? ITS STARTING TO FEEL LIKE IT
Smackdown's in a position where basically only Becky and Nikki are over, so I think it makes a lot more sense to have Becky win and she can help establish the heels, rather than Becky simply feuding with a heel champ Nikki.
>becky
>chicken
>1st grade
>nikki is fat again
i blame smackdown
>>1718559
Watch women's wrestling for 2 hours.
>womens """wrestling""""
>>1718552
>the only one that has any thought put into it
of course no other divas entrance is better.
>>1718481
wootist please leave
>>1718559
Would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear someone tell a story of how they saw Bliss walk through a door once
>>1718539
you mean rawtists have to go up against the nfl. smackdown is safe
another commercial. For fucks sake doesnt wwe make enough money? On a scale of 1 - shekel how much of a jew is vince?
>>1718516
She's actually pretty solid in the ring. Hell she's better then fucking Sasha who for some reason gets a pass for being the sloppiest diva in the company.
>>1718559
FUCK THICKY
Think Becky wins the title and Nikki and Carmella have a feud until the next PPV. Seem to be building things there.
>>1718564
I don't care that you want Nikki to win it.This is about reality, and it looks to me like Becky or Alexia is the one winning based on how booking works.
>>1718580
smackdown isn't even safe from itself. are you even watching?
>>1718566
not that guy, but i think think the cringe is out weighed by wondering how they make those glasses and not being able to control your horny level
>>1718586
Based NXT Cole was the best Cole.
>>1718572
All the women get fat once they get on the main roster. For some reason while most of the wrestlers look for places to work out when they travel, they rather go shopping and sight seeing.
>>1718539
>TNA
>take the week
>again
Here's a (You) for a good chuckle
>>1718582
>She's actually pretty solid in the ring. Hell she's better then fucking Sasha
>>1718567
No you have to watch Melina vs Alicia Fox and other shitty diva matches
>>1718584
only thing building is the erection in my pants
>>1718566
>EDM + glowing shit + strong black womyn expressing herself through dance
This intro is [current year] as fuck and casuals would love it.
>>1718586
Literally have sex if you think Becketty has any chance of winning.
>>1718587
>SEETHING
>>1718593
Naomi is leagues better than Sasha
>>1718591
nikki was fat for 4 months and then fit the rest of the time on raw and smackdown before you stupid faggot
Women are a cancer to wrestling
Straight FIRE!!!
Carmella may have the worst ring awareness I've ever seen. She makes Eva Marie look like Bret hart.
>>1718601
Cringing hard at this post
Lose weight ASAP
There's no way they hand out lights for Wyatt's entrance and if they do that seems like the dumbest thing
>>1718610
it's clearly meant to be that "classy" song
it's the one weird al parodied as "handy"
>>1718620
Cringe all you want, he's not wrong.
>"divas revolution"
end of the wwe
>>1718602
I did have sex. WITH YOUR MOM!!!! ZING!!!!
It's sad that Becky is the best wrestler in this match yet she won't win the the title and will probably eat the last pin in the 6 pack challenge.
>>1718632
You are actually retarded if you considered that being a possibility for even a second.
>>1718654
"She" is utter shit. Kill yourself waifu autist
>>1718662
Enlighten me.
Who is a better wrestler in this match?
boring finish
>>1718688
naomi
welp, that sucked from start to finish.
would still fuck Alexa tho
Would fuck Carmella tho
It's alright smacklads, based AA are gonna save this show
>Ready willing gay bull
What do they mean by this?
I blinked and it was over
o no the rocks cousins btfo