Current Champions
>WWE World Champion
Dean Ambrose
>WWE Intercontinental Champion
The Miz
>Smackdown Tag Team Champions
???
>Smackdown Women's Champion
???
Current GOAT
>>1717376
Literally what?
>>1717385
I think you mean "GOAT."
Current GOAT
>>1717392
aaaaaand Deancuck ruins the thread. It was fun, see you next week fellow Smacklads.
Only watching Smackdown for based slater
>>1717395
>smacklads
you have to go back >>>/wew/
>>1717395
Gonna cwwwwyyyyyyyy
>tfw the fact that Smackdown has Miz, Slater and AJ pretty much guarantees that it will win this week and for many weeks to come
>People unironically think this midget is getting WWE championship
Pre-shows on
>GOAT Smackdown after a GOAT Trump Rally
super comfy tbqh
Will Smackdown get 3 million viewers? No
>>1717411
lets not forget fucking CENA is on there that alone increases views
Lads which wrestling merch should I buy?
I wanted to get an AJ shirt but all of them are lame.
>>1717829
So your saying you don't want none of his shirts?
JORDAN BTFO
based King
>tfw you realize Smackdown could have a 2 hour women's wrestling special tonight and still be better than last nights RAW
>tfw we get based Slater stuff, a great AJ match, more tag team tournament, and based Dean today
>>1717829
http://shop.wwe.com/aj-styles-p1-special-edition-t-shirt/W11457.html?dwvar_W11457_color=Black#start=97
this one is pretty good
>Smackdown Womens Championship Forum
This actually excites me more than watching Raw
Mitsuharu Misawa for 2017 wwe hall of fame!
Tonight is the night
Who /breezango/ here?!
Rawtists bought to get btfo by the flagship show.
I want it to be like the mens forum a couple weeks ago. I want the womens version of "size matters"
SD will come nowwhere close to raw this week.
>>1717861
They are really faggy
>>1717861
I LOVE YOU BREEZUS CUHRIHIYIST
BREEZUS CHRIST I LOVE YOU
Thank fuck, the good WWE program is on.
Rhyno is the only reason to watch WWE
>>1717861
BASED
is this the krusty krab?
LGTSS
>>1717861
mah negro
>Daniel Bryan will never fuck off
worst thing about SD desu
hate his stupid fucking face so much
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
>HI ALEX
yes chant is so gay 0/10 raw and smackdown (LIVE) both lose
>>1717876
Seek sunlight
>Calling a battle royal a six pack challenge
Is Bryan right in the head?
>mfw this vanilla midget with no mic skills still gets better reactions than the WORLD CHAMPION
>>1717866
Dude RAW was so bad they could just have 2 hours of Ranallo going MAMA MIIIIIIAAAAA while the women fight in a pit of tomato sauce and Smackdown would still be the better show.
>forum
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>Smackdown
How embarrassing
>>1717879
>getting worked by a chant
>math lessons from a brain damaged indie manlet
this is smackdown
>>1717879
Raw was in the negatives, Smackdown just has to be average or boring and they win by default. They have to actively try to be worse than Raw to lose.
Who /heathskids/ here?
HELLO /bex/
New one made
NOW HOLD ON A MINUTE PLAYA....
This is going to be so bad, cringing already.
Raw already BTFO
Becky won it for us boys
>>1717885
dammit I want to see that now.
>women's championship forum
>state of smackdownies
KEK
K E K
K E K
>Becketty
Crowd wants to go home.
my feet hurt I'm tired my tummy is full I want to see aj where is aj why is divas shit on
>Female Lobster Head
>>1717893
Beckylynchwaifu guy's 1 inch micropenis is spewing lukewarm semen right now.
JUST
>>1717896
I really do miss Teddy
He was really a fun guy
>>1717395
Carter nobody thinks you're a Dean fan anymore
Stop this already
It's blue.
IT'S FUCKING BLUE.
My dog could shit out a better belt.
>SMACKDOWN USED TO PLUG SHITTY REALITY SHOW
THE FUCKING STATE OF SMACKDOWNIES
booooooooo
Smackdown has a ring with three ropes, it already won
>shilling total bellas
oh d-bry
>becketty
>bryan botching speaking
RAW wins yet another week.
Becky Lynch is autism.
Is Becky actually autistic?
>total bellas shilling
the state of smackdown
>>1717909
>WHAT IS RAW'S UNIVERSAL TITLE
>literally shilling total bellas in the FIRST SEGMENT
come on sons
>>1717814
>Smackdown GOAT
True
>Trump GOAT
False.
>Becky on the mic
Shut up and just show us some skin bitch.
>>1717841
You are so right. And I would watch it all too.
Oh shit, Natty
>boring
Fucking female sheamus is such an ugly annoying jobber, can we just get Nikki and El Rato to give us some HLA?
>Nattie
MUH DICK
>BOOOOOOOORING
Based Naty
Why does Becky talk like she has a mouth full of shit?
Like Finn or Conor McGregor has a accent but you can easily understand them.
Why does everyone from ireland sound fucking retarded
>settle your tea-kettles
I want Nattie to dom me tbqh
for THESE fans
How many "SEETHING" reaction images are we getting tonight?
What language is she speaking?
NATTIE IS SO FUCKING THICC
is becketty actually autistic? cringing hard
based nattie cutting her off
WWE fucking sucks
>big cass licks her butthole every night
>>1717919
>RED
>natalia calling someone else boring
>raw fucked up
>so bad they already lost the week before sd airs
>sd starts with a promo
>a girl's wreslting promo
this could be close this week, lads.
buckle up
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
>>1717937
she's fucking ugly, lad
That ass. Based Rato
>there are """"""people"""""" in this thread right now that havent watched Kenny Omega vs. Tetsuya Naito from the G1 climax
based thicc Nattie, save us from this potato mouthed bitch
Nattie is definitely natty. Looking thicc as fuk cuz.
>>1717929
She talks like the people she attracts. Poorly and autistically.
>Bella trophy husband
KEK Manlet BTFO
Alexa makes my thing feel funny, also, goddamn nattie's outfit.
BASED NATTIE
WHERE DID RATO COME FROM
>that mic botch
WHAT
Where do all these women keep coming from? They just like pop up out of nowhere.
>BLISS
i want to anal rape alexa bitch
Daniel Bryan BTFO
>STARTING SMACKDOWN WITH 30 MINUTES OF WOMEN'S WRESTLING
SMACKDOWNIES BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
NO ENTRANCE MUSIC AND MIC BOTCH MIC BOTCH MIC BOTCH MIC BOTCH MIC BOTCH MIC BOTCH MIC BOTCH MIC BOTCH MIC BOTCH MIC BOTCH MIC BOTCH MIC BOTCH MIC BOTCH MIC BOTCH MIC BOTCH MIC BOTCH MIC BOTCH MIC BOTCH MIC BOTCH MIC BOTCH MIC BOTCH MIC BOTCH MIC BOTCH MIC BOTCH MIC BOTCH MIC BOTCH
THE STATE OF SMACKDOWN
>>1717948
>watching outlel """""""""wrestling""""""""""
>>1717948
*tips*
alexa out of fucking nowhere
>watching this segment on my tv
Is this what it feels like to have a massive head injury?
What the fuck is happening
SHUT UP CARMELLA SO CRINGE PLEASE PLEASE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jesus christ.
This is worse than Raw.
All this cringe makes me want to kill myself. And STILL its somehow better than Raw
Bliss is so great.
Im not sure I understand this segment
Daniel on suicide watch
WWE will never have mixed tag titles for Sheamus and Becky to win.
I DON'T CARE IF I NEED TO HAVE SEX
HOLY SHIT MAKE THESE WOMEN SHUT THE FUCK UP
This is so bad.
I'm not watching this, I'm rewatching Matt Hardy stuff. When do actual wrestlers come on Smackdown?
>State of this segment
HAHAHAHA SMACKDOWNIES WILL DEFEND THIS
HAHAHAHAHAHA
END THIS SEGMENT NOW
HOLD ON A MINUTE PLAYA
>opening with women
>the state of AJ
Cringey but still better than Raw
damn, that pop for Naomi was crazy
please stop my suffering
This is kind of painful to listen to. Like I hurt physically.
why is Naomi so hot all of a sudden, she does weird things to my pants.
YOU
AREN'T
EVEN
A
PRINCESSSSSSSS
>ALREADY WORSE THAN RAW WHICH WAS -5/10
THE FUCKING STATE OF SMACKDOWN
so does impact win this week?
Two thiccs and Becky
or
Two thiccs and a tranny?
>Getting the women out of the way first
Nice
>>1717892
Right here lad
>>1717975
Bliss IS LEGIT 10/10
>>1717982
SIX MAN TAG TEAM MATCH
>>1717965
why wouldnt you? i dont follow it weekly, just check out the best matches
>>1717977
have sex
NICE SEGMENT SMACKDOWNIES
feel so bad for DBry
why is the world so cruel
>this time last year
>Nikki, Naomi, and Becky were all enemies of each other
>now they're allies
>>1717975
Have sex.
>>1717971
Nice try Rawtist.
>>1717970
If you think carmella is cringe now, try actually being from staten island.
She makes me feel even more embarrassed that i'm from here
>>1717992
10 minute promo vs 30 minutes
>horrible segment lasted 9 minutes
>Steph promo: 15 + Gallows/Anderson: 20
Smackdown wins again
Usos beat AA with heel tactics
Usos beat Slyno and feud with AA
Slater goes after Miz for IC at next PPv
r8 my fantasy booking
Gotta have that diversity.
>WOMENS RASSLIN
>Dean "No Pop" Ambrose
He is so fucking terrible
>Carmella starts talking
>That whole segment
>We are the wrestling show
What did smackdownies mean by this?
MOMS
Oh boy time for /wootist/ Carter to samefag the Deanetty meme
>>1717992
That segment didnt even last 15 minutes. The opening RAW segment went 25.
>the lunatic cringe
>>1717971
two words.
>old day
Now have sex
OMG :D SO WACKY LOL
Now this is some cringeworthy shit but shit at least they are getting it out of the way first rather than having it be in the final hour of the show
Is Deans gimmick that he turned into a middle school child and gets wired on sugar and redbull?
THE STATE OF /SMACK/
mfw rawtists complaining about a shit womens segment when they have charles the horse on their roster
As bad as that was, it was still no way near as bad as The Club/New Day promo.
>>1717909
Still looks better than the universal belt
>i drink my coffee black
disgusting otunga
At least no one gave birth in the ring
>>1718002
better than Sasha's fake ass retirement angle
>champ gets literal 0 pop
>worse than the entirety of raw in just less than 10 minutes
ALL THAT SUGAR, HE SURE IS UNSTABLE GUYS
>LITERALLY A HALF HOUR OF WOMEN'S WRESTLING TO OPEN ON LY A TWO HOUR SHOW
EXPLAIN YOURSELFSMACKDOWNIES
did anyone screencap that pony picture in the locker?
>>1717909
The only thing your dog shits is bloody condoms.
THAT WAS 10 MINUTES?
Jesus christ. Felt like 30.
>>1717993
>final deletion 2
of course
>>1718030
>>1717993
you mean will it win AGAIN this week actually.
>the lunatic cringe
Ratings keep DROPPING
sad!
>talked trash all night in raw threads
>Tune into Smackdown
>opening segment is 11 mins of "women's wrestling"
>mfw I'm BTFO
>tfw its the same people posting '>THE STATE OF RAWTISTS' and '>THE STATE OF SMACKDOWNIES' in every thread, every week
That segment was already worse than any of the divas segments on raw. It was barely more watchable than the TERRIBLE newday segment only because it was much shorter
>This one guy posting the same smack picture over and over again
>>1718036
THANKS SASHA WE DID IT!
WISH I COULD ASK YOU
HOW WAS YOUR DAY
>>1718045
at least we wont have the old day
>>1718046
this
>>1718043
So they turned their world champion into a joke gimmick? Solid booking.
>>1718036
It was only 9 minutes. Sashas fake retirement lasted longer.
>>1718045
KEK
I enjoyed Daniel's corpsing during the women's segment.
>>1718048
SEETHING
>>1718038
Shit I wish they'd use condoms. My neighbors are fucking assholes.
Whose idea was women's wrestling?
>mfw Smacklad's women are better than Rawtists' tag teams
>that one Rawtist samefagging the same shitty pic over and over again
>>1718062
what happened? I literally switched the channel. Was he visibly cringing and laughing?
Shit, guys, i don't feel like watching wwe anymore, both shows are getting worse every week
>>1718048
>SEETHING
SAVE US MIZ
>>1718059
THE WOMEN'S WRESTLING IS STILL GOING ON
>SMACKDOWNIES
BASED MIZ
What now, Rawtists?
>>1718067
>smacklads
>>>/wew/
What's this gay badge they're all wearing?
>mon visage quand WWE is unwatchable in 2016 yet you spastics still tune in 5 hours a week
>>1718066
vince's
>MARYSE
Based Miz BTFO Dolph
>>1717998
>>1718078
the dead cancer kid
dem outfit
>even dbry wants nothing to do with '''''women's wrestling'''''
LMAO
Miz BTFO """"womens"""" wrestling.
>Dauph Zigmond
What did he mean by this?
>Smack Down somehow find the way to ruin the best promo in years with Ziggler
How does smack downies feel about it? Miz momment is totally lost
>>1718078
it's a charity thing
Connor the Crusher.
The kid who died of cancer.
>>1718078
Connor's cure
>>1718083
Who's filming that?
>Roman Reigns is hated
>Dean isn't entertaining or funny and wrestles worse than 2006-2011 John Cena with a somehow even more boring moveset.
>Seth is green as fuck and hurts everybody and the crowd is losing interest in him as well.
Just reunite the sheild man this shit is getting sad to watch
I wasn't here. How big was boo/pop for MIZ?
>>1718070
He started smiling and laughing when the women started to face off and naomi ran out to the ring.
>pls save us miz
>>1718083
Its True, Its Damn True
>>1718079
I only watch smackdown
>>1718083
sauce
>>1718066
I blame reddit for dbry and """"womens revolution"""""
>>1718090
>Connor
>literally the only person who worked themselves into a shoot
>Miz raises fair complaints
>Bryan brushes them off with "Y-yer a coward"
Get this manbaby outta here so he can kill himself in a bingo hall
Idk about y'all but I thought Becky killed it in that segment. She could and will be THE STAR of the womens division for Smackdown. Especially when she gets some better competition brought in for her to face.
>Based Brian
>>1718079
>watching RAW
>>1718093
>seth
>green
g e t a c l u e
>this thread
>Trying to one-up each other about whose shitty divas segment is worse
Both brands lose tbqh
:D
>Le smiling flippy negro
>>1718095
fucking kek
>Maryse
How did Miz pull it off?
i wonder if this segment will end with dolph and miz fighting
>Le smiling spelling bee negro
So who's ready for Back Ash?
>>1718093
New Day vs Shield when?
:D
:D le happy negro
>>1718114
I wish I knew m8.
>>1718115
impossible. they'd *never* do that....
Apollo Crews is lame as FUCK lmao
I hope Based Miz Destroys Apollo Creed
Apollo Creed :D
https://youtu.be/VUBJzbyD2tE
>>1718110
>Miz not wearing the cancer kid badge
Why is he so based?
when will /asp/ stop whining
>>1718093
Dean and Seth are fine, Roman is the only one who's floundering.
smackdown managed to completely kill the hot angle with miz/dbry in less than a week
amazing
>>1718114
He looks like a frog and french canadians like frogs
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
I really wish they'd get rid of this fucking camera crane shot. It looks fucking awful.
>>1718130
ha ha ha
>>1718104
>>1717975
>>1717998
>>1718083
loving the sky sports website stream quality
>>1718109
this
>>1718104
Ouch watch that edge
>>1718115
But they don't even have a match tonight
>>1718093
>2006-2011 Cena
>bad wrestling
wow PLEASE have sex you freak
>>1718126
>this camera angle
>Smackdown
what did crowd say
>>1718130
back to your safe space
>>>/r/eddit
>>>/wew/
I really wish they would hurry up and sign Brian Cage so we could have the battle of super stronk flippy shits and both Vince and Haitch could jack off together.
>>1718140
top kek what the fuck
>>1718132
this is normally what happens when dolph ziggler is involved with things
>>1718140
Even in this quality you can still see him smiling
>having to endure mauro being drug down by 2 geeks
feelsbadman.bat
Shut up Dolph
Apollo Maryse BLACKED when senpaitachi?
>>1718139
Sweet Jesus
>>1718140
lmao
>>1718130
upvote!
>>1718130
When everyone here has sex, seeks sunlight, loses weight, gain height, becomes 18+, lift weights, and gets a clue.
Crews actually getting a reaction from fans?!.....
Is he finally getting over? :D
Dolph needs to shut the fuck up
>>1718139
>>1718139
Daumn Son
>>1718140
Even in the shitty quality you can see his smile.
>>1718140
>sky sports website stream quality
>>1718154
>>>/autismspeaks.org/
>>1718140
even they dont give a shit about smackdown
Why is Dolph doing real announce work? lel.
>>1718126
>>1718150
APOLLOOOO CREEEEEEWS
>>1718140
I can still see him smiling
Based Apollo most over man on the roster
There's my boy :D
is no one going to mention ziggler called out the crew for reading off their script?
that was a pretty big kayfabe break
>>1718167
oh forgot hit the showers
>>1718140
>>1718142
FUCK IT'S TOO LATE
>>1718140
Being recorded on Idaho's finest.
>go home show
>opening with womens wrestling and not the title match opening segment
the fucking city of smackdown
>>1718126
BASED
>>1718188
what even is realities?
>>1718140
This is the power of PS4!
>>1718140
kek literally got the same thing and decided to turn this shit off, i'll watch it later