YOUUU TALKKK TOOO MUCHHH

This should be Raw's tagline

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main roster when?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi7VhqWVeyc

>>1715289
Never. She's too old

>>1715289

After Nia Jax has a strong showing in the next Rumble and lifts the intergender stigma in WWE.

Then Asuka can come up and win the IC Title.

>>1715289
>35
>Asian
>pudgy
Hopefully never. She'd be a comedy jobber within a year and I don't want to see her used like that.

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>>1715321
>mfw she's 35 in three weeks
Fuck. Time is running out fast

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Reminder that she will have a 4 star match with Ember Moon

>>1715289
I'm fine with her never leaving NXT.
>better booking
>better matches
>only appears once or twice a month, doesn't get over exposed
Though it means never getting to see her wrestle Becky which is a dream match of mine

>>1715289
2017 probably

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>>1715410
>>1715299
>>1715321
>You will never see whatever insane fucking entrance they could come up with for Asuka at Wrestlemania.

>>1715427
They wouldn't do anything for her. Even Becky didn't get shit this year despite allegedly being part of the so called horsewomen

>>1715434
Becketty is a jobber, that's why they don't care about her.

>>1715238
Was Kana a smack talking asshole?

>>1715427
i'm pretty sure she's going to be in wrestlemania next year

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>>1715427
All I need is the paint and I'm happy

>>1715238
Asuka is awesome. I never cared much about women's wrestling before but she is actually really fucking good.

>>1715427
>tfw she keeps getting more and more stuff on

>>1715427

She'll have a big time entrance at the NXT show before Wrestlemania this year.

>>1715366
She got a 3.25 star match out of Dana fucking Brooke so I fully expect her to tear the house down with Ember

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>>1715427
>comes out to this between two lines of masked and bloody japanese druids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtkTFnrMI9U

>>1715434
>Even Becky didn't get shit this year

That's because Becky is boring.

>>1715451
her most famous heel run in Japan was after she published a manifesto calling everyone in the puroresu industry soft-striking pussies. She got famous from shit talking someone, then wrestling them if they argued back.

>>1715687
Based Kana working the marks into a shoot

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>>1715476
>Nazi Zombie Asuka will never be in WWE

>>1715289
Pls soon

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>>1715238
Why is she so perfect

>>1715794
Because you have yellow fever.

>>1715808
'no'

>>1715687
That's what I thought. So it's kind of ironic for her to be telling people they talk too much.

>>1716141
That was then. WWE seems to love giving all the new japs le silent killing machine gimmicks

>>1716151
Nakamura isn't silent

HIDEO is actually quite talkative

>>1715794
Because you picked a girl that takes all kinds of dick.

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>35 Years old
>Not even on the main roster yet
>Rapidly careening towards infertility

She truly gave her life to pro wrestling

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>>1716799
A real human bean

>>1716799
she looks like she could be 10 years younger though

>>1716866
Sup, Dave?

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>>1715290
Cheers guy

>>1715289
>teleports behind you

>>1715299
once bayley's been champ and has run through the other chicks. they'll try to recapture the cena-styles magic

>>1717488
And succeed, probably. If they put her in a feud with Bayley or Becky on the main roster and blow it off in a major PPV, they'll probably get a 4-star.

Maybe Sasha too, but you'd probably need to have a grave ready for her.

>>1716866

Oh fuck no, without that mountains and mountains of make up, she looks every bit her age.

>>1717488
They're going to do that with Bayley/Sasha. Asuka is a literally who to most of the crowd

>>1715710
100% true desu. It was meant to get her heat from the fans, but ending up legitimately pissing off a bunch of wrestlers. Jabronies didn't know it was a work when she worked a work and worked themselves into a shoot. Absolute bunch of marks.

>>1719690
Everybody is a "literally who" at some point in their careers, dingus.

You debut somebody as a big deal and they'll be treated as such,

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Did they?

>>1715289
I really don't know if she could ever get over with main roster crowds

>>1717520
Man Sasha would look like such shit in a ring with Asuka

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>thinking of Asuka's teriyaki farts

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>tfw Asuka is the only reason I'd watch NXT

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young Asuka (Kana) with that look of "I'll never wrestle anywhere but Japan, but i'm just happy to be here" ^3^

>>1719824
She only appears like once a month for a few minutes

>>1719783
This meme again?

If somebody is talented and booked decently, they get over.

>>1719875
>booked decently
Key words

>>1715309
She'd do more for it than Miz at least

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>/asp/ie-kun why did you want to meet me here?
>*gasp* why!?! how did you slice off my top without me even seeing you?
> *blushuu* You truly are a master swordsman

>>1719879
Obvs. she'd go to Smackdown

>>1719889
>ywn give kana a tummy rub

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>>1719931

They will never put her in the main roster, simply because she would put to shame the whole fucking woman division.

Who's gonna fight her, Bailey with her retarded finisher?, Botcha Banks?, Nerfed Becky?, ember moon and Nia jax are the only ones that can give her a run for her money.

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>>1719947
....GLORIOUS!!!!!!!

>>1719957
>Nia Jax
?

>>1719957
>Asuka wrestled Bayley twice
>Asuka fucking murdered Jax

>>1719957
Do you mean in terms of power level or ability

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>>1719974

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>>1719974
Easily could have went the other way with Nia

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>>1720032
>how i saw the match
>filename

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>>1720015
>mfw I saw Asuka kick Jax in the face like that live

>>1719957
So have her wrestle men.

And by men, I mean Dolph Ziggler.

And by wrestle I mean kick until he's dead.

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>>1720132
Wrong image

>>1720150
>SEETHING

I don't know why people wish the main roster unto people.

That's death man.

>>1720147
not nice

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>>1720147
Would mark for this

>>1720204

Hopefully she'll be on Smackdown, where she can wrestle Nattie and Becky. Raw would be death for her. Same with Joe and Nakamura really.

>>1720311
Agree. I hope she goes to Smackdown. She can have some good matches with Nattie and Nikki. I'm also hoping they pull Dana over to Smackdown and give her a singles run. Asuka vs Dana would be a nice introduction program.

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>>1720317
>Dana
>singles run
Please no. She's only not shit when she's with Emma

>>1720323
She's a natural heel and she really needs to get away from Charlotte.

>>1720311
A properly done Becky and Asuka feud could be like the best shit they've ever done with women

>>1720330
>Emma comes back
>Feuds with Charlotte over custody of Dana
>Wins
>They go to Smackdown to fuck with Becky more and run into Asuka

>>1720338
I would unironically love this.

>>1720032
>easily could've went the other way

lol did you even watch the fucking match?

Nia got fucking demolished

>>1720496
Nia thrashed her for most of the match

>>1716812
>mocks Emma's poke dance
>she wasn't even with the company at that time
Now that's doing your homework. Asuka is a consummate professional.

>>1720566
>end of the match was Asuka kicking her until Nia was kill

>>1715289
>one or two month run on Raw and SD
>walks out before any match involving someone she deems unworthy, eg. Dana, Eva Marie, any holdovers from the Divas era
>knocks out the unworthy one before they enter the ring, match becomes Asuka vs whoever is worthy, they put on a good match
>win or loss, Asuka raises the worthy one's hand
>run culminates in Asuka being offered a shot at a main roster womens' title
>Asuka wins, picks up the womens belt and immediately throws it down because her NXT belt is more legit than either of them
>story becomes the launchpad of a new campaign to legitimise the womens division even more

>>1720682
It was about Nia dominating with raw power alone until Asuka was pissed off enough and worked her down to a solid base so she could kick her head in. It looked like if Nia was more experienced she would give asuka a run for her money.

>>1720705
>if Nia was more experienced

You're thinking of the Bayley match.

>>1720687
Hahaha, that's great Maggle, I love it!
What's actually going to happen outside your masturbatory fantasy land:

>Get called up
>Get stuck on a weekly schedule with their 50/50 booking
>Never be seen as a big deal, never get treated as a big deal, become worthless because you can barely speak English
>Job to Nia in 20 seconds
>Constantly lose to whoever's Women's champion

>Leave with your legacy literally shit on by a fat Samoan, just like all the WWE tryhards.

>>1720732
>become worthless because you can barely speak English

Sounds like she's qualified to get back-to-back WrestleMania main events and win the world title 3 times in less than half a year

>>1720741
No, that would be the fat Samoan shitting on other people's legacies.

>>1720714
No Nia still looks green she's just not losing to guillotines but she's still in story a level below the rest. Asuka got a nice counter then captilized by kicking Nia till she stopped moving. Nia is supposed to be female joe but she doesn't throw her weight around well enough yet.

Nia's actual deficiency in wrestling is incorporated into her matches because it has to be. Nia should spend a month studying hoss joshi wrestlers.

>>1720766
The point I'm making is that Nia lost because she physically wasn't on Asuka's level

>>1720714
It was kinda there in the Asuka match. IIRC Nia used a nonchalant pin towards the end and Asuka reversed it into an armbar. She eventually got Nia into the corner and hit the big kicks that sealed the deal.

It was a combination of Nia still being a bit careless and Asuka being relentless with her ability to reverse pretty much anything into a submission hold

>>1715687
>>1715710
>>1716141

Except that backfired horribly, and the ones that actually got worked were the promoters. They didn't see that she was just trying to trigger the fans, but since it's still real to them, they decided to shit on her and keep her heel forever.

About the only game in town she didn't offend is Dramatic Dream Team. And let's face it, when you've had a Hello Kitty doll, a pint of beer, and a ladder as champions, it's obvious you don't take this shit too seriously.

>>1715289
*chuckles*
"You mean the chaos emeralds?"

>>1715289
Psshnn, nothin personnel....kid

>>1719957
I would love to see Asuka kick Sasha's wig off her head. I want that match to happen so people can see once and for all just how shit Sasha is compared to actual talent.

>>1723077
Nah the tards would somehow warp it into sasha 'keeping up' with asuka

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw0_3ERFsAE

her english isn't as bad as i thought it was

>>1723371
She makes broken english even sound sexy.

>>1723371
>3 seconds in
>Brookryn

kek

>>1723451
Yet she can say Bayley properly and not as bayree

>>1723371
the yellow fever has gotten a hold of me again

>>1724495
Don't worry anon-kun, it's gotten a hold of me too.

>>1723371
Cute as fuck

>>1715366
>Ember Moon
Lol.

Asuka will carry her to a decent match. But ember is bad.

>>1715434
No one gives a fuck about Becky that's why.

Especially not Vince.

>>1723451
from speaking no english when she debuted to now she's learned pretty damn quickly.

>>1720744
japanese are the new wwe samoans in power level

>>1727068
>Kota Ibushi & HIDEO both rekt Maluta

It fits

>>1726888
>Ember is bad
Are you a retard?

>>1720605
Even her squash matches are fun. I miss these.

>>1726888
>Ember is bad

You've only watched her two NXT squash matches, haven't you?

>>1715289
When they're ready for her to do her exact same feuds from nxt. Fucking wwe man

>>1727363
She never feuded with Becky/Charlotte/Sasha

>>1727363
>implying that wouldd be bad
Asuka vs. Emma&Dana was great. Besides she hasn't feuded with most of the current women since she's so new

I want Asuka to edge herself for a minimum of 6 hours and 59 minutes in a nice pair of black panties, getting them absolutely soaked. I would then cut the drenched undergarment into small pieces to put into teabags so I can enjoy her essence on a nice brisk Autumn evening on the porch.